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>>45326087
What's General Forsythe doing in /srg/?
What's the most ridiculous x-adept you've made /tg/? What are some unconventional builds and how did they work?
>>45326087
What happened in the euro wars anyway? I think Russia finally went for that massive ground war they were planning for most of the Soviet Union's history?
Jack yells something unintelligible before storming out of the room. He nearly takes the iron door of the armory right off the hinges with a sickening snap. That white-haired kid and Fritelli follow, maybe to prevent him from doing something stupid. Tuile stayed behind with you in the armory.
You didn't pay attention to what Jack was saying. The way he was gripping that flask on his hip drew your brief attention. You don't know what he keeps in it, but you do know what it does to people.
You are Wihak-
Your name is Kayda; angry, hungry, tired, and upset. That explains you right now.
Last night rivals more miserable nights you've had since becoming Greta's servant. The evil maid, Clair, woke you up when she sauntered in an hour past midnight. Your sleep ended when the castle came under attack and stormed your room. Thankfully, you've taken to hiding a lever-action beneath Greta's bed just in case, and easily mopped up.
A lever-action which Clair took away when she realized you had it. You liked that one, too.
You narrowly escaped once again minutes ago. A group of masked men made a rush straight for you in the training grounds. The replacement carbine you found unfortunately had a single shot less than you expected; allowing one of them to grab you by the arm!
You could have totally took them. It was just a fluke.
After that-
"Kayda, please, it's fine." Tuile runs her hand through your long hair.
"It really isn't!" You snap back at her. She squeezes tighter around your shoulders, and your eyes meet her sleeves.
After that attack, you felt a moment of weakness and broke down in tears. Jack carried you back to the armory.
You just feel so tiny, and powerless. Like you could be crushed in an instant.
Tuile seems uncomfortable to be here. Or maybe you're just wasting her time?
>T-thanks, I'm better now.
>Stay and talk a bit longer, please?
>Go find another rifle closer to your liking.
>Ask Tuile what to do
>Maybe you should go cry in your room.
>Other?
>>45325903
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>>45325903
>>T-thanks, I'm better now.
>>Stay and talk a bit longer, please?
>>45325903
>T-thanks, I'm better now.
>Go find another rifle closer to your liking.
I've been out of Fantasy and 40k for about 8 years. Fantasy 10.
What the fuck happened to Fantasy?
>>45325814
GW killed it, and replaced it with a small skirmish game which could only be truely said to have been roughly inspired by Warhammer Fantasy at one point.
>>45325814
The mad men blew it all up. Damn them all to hell.
>>45325814
Warhammer Fantasy is kill
G-Dubs replaced it with He Man
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What a wonderful morning, I smile happily as I lean forward to take a sip of my coffee. Not too cold or too hot, just the perfect inbetween, a nice toasty warm. I sigh and lift my grandpa's hat up by the bite hole in the lip of it.
Well this is fixing to be a fantastic day already, the sun is up and burning bright, I got a cup of coffee to keep me from falling into the horrible dark place called sleep....
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>>45325411
>[]Make sure Omachu is awake
>[] Get one last cup of GOOD coffee
>[] Go to the ship early, just in case
>>45325411
>[] Get one last cup of GOOD coffee
>[]Make sure Omachu is awake
>[] Go to the ship early, just in case
>>45325411
>[]Make sure Omachu is awake
>[] Get one last cup of GOOD coffee
>[] Go to the ship early, just in case
I wanna go to complaining about Tron edition
Go back
Damn I already fucked
>>45325304
Can someone explain why the power plant is a bug?
>>45325356
LIGHTNING BUG!!!
How do you paladin? Let's hear your paladin stories.
>>45324601
My job is to bring down corrupt kings, slay archdukes, banish violent undead, and wipe out large slave gangs.
Not to save your cat, fund your orphanage, help you cross the street, or sign your petition.
>>45324637
>not being able to save the cat by just shaking the tree and catching it gracefully
>not donating a few coins for the orphanage
>not helping people cross the street when you go the same way
>not glancing over the petition with Detect Evil and instantly deciding if it's worth signing
What the fuck is wrong with you. Those things require literally no effort.
>>45324601
With 6 levels of technician, -1 to all stealth skills and shiving the evil satan-worshiping wizards.
Deus vult!
MTG Scrub story thread?
>play a budget infect deck vs a casual play
>beat him
>infect is too cheap! there is no way to deal with it! its a broken mechanic! you only have to do ten damage
>he starts screaming at me crying that infect is unbeatable and that I have no skill at magic
>play an even more casual control deck
>beat him again
>he starts screaming again, saying that not playing a lot of creatures make his removal spells useless and that I am dishonorable player for not using creatures
>play a garbage artifact deck against him
>beat him a third time
>your deck too consist! its boring playing against a deck that does the same thing over and over again! a REAL deck does something different every time and still wins!
And here you are bitching about it on an mongolian picture board
>play casual scrubs at draft
>help them optimize their decks after explaining why things are good or bad
>we all have fun
wowwee
>>45324237
wow, you sure showed him.
Let's create a Knightly order pre-endtimes fantasy
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Empire_Knightly_Order_Creation_Tables
What is the order’s age? (1d100)
Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>45323919
>>45323940
Esteemed: This order’s inception coincided with the rise of Vlad Von Carstein and his heinous progeny. The Vampire Wars exacted a great toll on the armies and spirit of the Empire, but also strengthened the conviction of its people to fight against the dark powers of the world
What is the order’s religious affiliation? (1d100)
Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>45323985
Previous Thread: >>45294233
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What are the NPCs like in your games? Do you have any recurring allies or antagonists that show up? Do you add previous PCs as NPCs, or bring up characters that are from one chronicle and put them in another? Who fills out your game world?
>>45323470
Don't you disrespect me little man! Don't deregate or deriiiide...your in my world now, not your world, and I got friends on the other side...
>"He's got friends on the other siiide..."
They're all fucking jerks. My list of Motherfuckers To Kill just keeps growing.
Fucking dirty Gangrel fucks.
Hey there cinnamon bun! What say after my shift you and I go into the back room and share a couple'a crullers?
Let's reverse the classic bitching about awful GMs we all had in our experience and instead post all the good ones, that went the extra mile to make their games great, both in and out of character.
>>45323015
Best GM I've ever had
>Campaigns always prepared in advance, but with miriads of scenarios and possibilities, giving complete free will while being ready for literally everything
>Story is tailored for the players, instead of expectations about their characters, avoiding the dreaded "but your character should have reacted like that" mess when less skilled players are involved
>Always went to great lenghts to ensure everyone had always enough free time to play and the game day was suitable for everyone
>Always have complete set of notes and always remember where to search for old facts
>Always fresh supply of stationery supplies for everyone
>Uses a whiteboard instead of scribbling on some small piece of paper to present situation during combat
>Is no actor, but still delivers as various NPCs without coming out cheesy, simply by making them distinctive characters instead of one-dimensional placeholders
>If weather allows, organises the game in some interesting local site or outright makes a picnic
>Game starting in the morning: makes break always half past noon, with fresh pastry and coffee for everyone
>Game time in the evening: dinner for everyone and can actually cook
Shame he moved out for better-paying job on the other half of the country.
>>45323035
I would have moved with him holy shit
>>45323035
>cooks
>cleans
>gives plenty if attention
>takes you to new places each week
Sounds pretty romantic
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What's your opinion on 5e Changelings?
What variant rules do you use, /5eg/?
>>45322458
Gygaxian falling damage
All new PCs start at level 1
1/2 of xp comes from monsters, 1/2 from treasure
Morale checks for NPCs
Is your character willing to die for his party?
>>45322226
No, dying is for losers. Winners bring everyone back alive
No, my party is a bunch of murderhobos the world would be better off without.
Nope. Chaotic Neutral Goblin Mad scientist, so would probably let the party die and try to bring them back with science!
I don't understand why servitors, tg.
>Artificial intelligence is prohibited under pain of execution by Imperial edict within the Imperium of Man unless a human mind is combined with it or serves as part of its mechanism
>Servitors are mindless cybernetic drones created from a fusion of human flesh and robotic technology used to carry out simple, manual tasks across the Imperium of Man
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>expecting efficiency from imperium
why do people do this?
>>45321847
Because then it would be less grimdark, that's why.
>>45321917
Because hampering yourself is stupid.
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>>You are AZURE, a machine with a mind, and you and your companions are within an ancient lab dating from before the Great War, hidden behind miles of bioweapon-contaminated wasteland. Currently, you're scouring it for medical technology and information. But as you explore, you find that there's...
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>>45321824
The chamber is enormous- a dome nearly 25 meters tall in the center, with huge blinking and whirring towers leaning against the walls. The entire dome is lit up brightly, and strange hexagonal panels are spaced out evenly along the floor of the room- beneath the panels are hollow glass prisms, mostly submerged in the ground and filled with some kind of liquid. You cannot quite see inside of them, due to angles involved- most of them are so submerged that you can barely see inside at all. Brilliant green light shines out of the crack between panel and floor, illuminating the bottom of the dome.
The walls are all clean, albeit slightly dusty, and according to your sensors, the room is so cold that it is in the negatives, celsius. Thick cables- three inches in diameter- are sprawled across the dome, strapped down in some places left loose in others.
A long, rusty streak spans across the ground, like someone had dragged something. At the other end of the trail is a human skeleton leaning on a fully-elevated prism, its clothes rotted away by time.
A man died here. The elevated prism that his corpse is leaning against is completely empty, though it gleams with the same pulsing green light that the rest of them do.
In the center of the dome, elevated on a dais, is a single chair in front of a large, imposing terminal.
On the screen itself is a mess of randomly-flickering symbols, scrolling by at speeds that your inhuman, computer-fast awareness finds hard to keep track of.
But however you look, no matter how much you try to figure it out... The symbols are just random noise.
"A-A-ACCESS GRANTED." The Architect buzzes, the voice modulator warping as it speaks. Since you've descended, it seems to be getting less and less table. The submerged prisms begin to pulse faster, and electromagnetic static begins to wash over you- emanating from the computers alongside the walls.
>?
>>45321861
>>less and less table
>Which is a good thing, because the Architect is not a table at all. Please do not place objects on top of the architect. Even if you use a coaster.
>It is, however, getting less STABLE.
>>45321861
Interface with empty prisms?
Hey /tg/
I'm looking for a superhero rpg for my group. We want something less sucky than M&M 3 (the combat and power usages is ridiculous) and something less fucky than Marvel Heroes RPG.
I'd love some suggestions. Also, general superhero-rpg thread?
>>45321791
Death Gurps
>>45321791
GURPS has a sourcebook on superheros, no idea how it is though, I still have to go through it
>>45321791
Superhero games can always be broken by powers, the DM has to be vigilant as a hawk about that shit.
Wild Talents
great selection of powers and very simple and fast combat. (its named one roll engine for a reason)