what's the worst character you've ever put up with? willingly or otherwise
Pic related. I'll give you the highlights next post.
Let's see here... it's been a while since that game, but off the top of my head...
>more money than the richest man irl (over 100 trillion dollars)
>has the batcave 2.0
>can teleport thanks to a device he got as a gift from that time he saved the aliens (I assume from a previous, unrelated game or something)
>speaks 9 languages (and when the campaign took us to the china, he started speaking mandarin fluently, despite it not being on his list)
>can create temperatures of absolute zero
>can turn into mist thanks to a scientific experiment
>weaknesses were mandatory, so he had 1 (one) actual weakness of heat. He played as if he had no weakness to heat.
>>45333756
Sorry, that's TEN languages he speaks, none of which were mandarin.
There's no way I'm reading that gargantuan pillar of text
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Watching Curze terrorize Nostramo would be something worth watching right? The story of how one man decided to bring justice to one world by being the worst human being on that planet sounds up my alley.
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>>45332376
You're doing Papa Sang's work, friend.
What qualities do all demons have in common?
being cunts
voting Democrat
>>45331306
Then what separates them from fiends, devils, and pretty much most members of most other sentient races? They are cunts as well
What is the magical equivalent of sending a new guy out for blinker fluid?
>>45330964
Sending the apprentise out for diamonds and other spell components.
>>45331022
Its supposed to be something that doesn't exist, like blinker fluid, bagged milk, a jug of eggs or a carton of bread.
>>45331066
But they do exist.
For wizards.
Modern is currently fucked refugee edition.
Playan
Buildan
Best T1 play
Sekkrit sideboard tech
>>45330289
Playing Reanimator and Junk.
I don't know what I'm building. I got some mentors because I think the card is busted but I don't want to play miracles. Maybe Esper.
Best turn 1 play is ye ole petal entomb reanimate. Otherwise probably fetchland into DRS for Junk.
>>45330289
>Playing
Legacy
Grixis Twin
Miracles
Infect
ANT
Pauper
Delver Fiend
Graveyard Control
Building
Nothing atm, familia.
>>45330289
>Playan
Esper Standstill, RUG Delver
>Buildan
want to try Oath but not really in the mood for buying Grizzles right now
>Best T1 play
Land, Lotus, JtMS
>mfw
(Or any T1 Energy Flux against artifact-based memedecks)
>Secret tech
Reliquary Tower in the mainboard makes Standstill stalemates way more one-sided, although I cut it when reconfiguring the manabase to move to Esper. Why? Because Illness in the Ranks is a filthy sideboard card and Demonic Tutor grabs it or any of the many brutal hate cards available in white
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Cosmic Horror discussion time? Oh yes.
>What are you reading?
>What are you and your group playing?
>Describe your favorite monster
>>45329655
>Dream-quest of unknown Kadath
>I Keeper Call of Cthulhu, working on HotOE
>Cthulhu and the Stat Spawn
>>45329655
>What are you reading?
Just finished reading The King In Yellow, which I started to research a game. Now I'm reading Secrets of Los Angeles to prepare for another game.
>What are you and your group playing?
We're actually between games at the moment. A few days ago we wrapped up a Delta Green mini-campaign that I ran based on The King In Yellow and now we're character genning for a Trail game set in Hollywood in the 20's and 30's.
>Favourite monster
Shoggoths. Love me some amorphous piles of mouths and eyeballs. Super-versatile.
>>45329655
>What are you reading?
Just finished Shadow Over Innsmouth again yesterday.
>What are you and your group playing?Nothing. I have no group and haven't played a /tg/ game in nearly a year and a half.
>Describe your favorite monster
Elder Things. I really like the idea of communicating with one using a specially made flute.
Previous thread:
>>45178397
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Rolled 15, 12, 7, 12, 3, 13, 3, 3, 10, 9, 4, 7 = 98 (12d20)
>>45329045
Roll
MTG April Banned List Speculation:
Modern: Eye of Ugin, Chalice of the Void, and Batterskull banned. Stoneforge Mystic, Ancestral Vision, Splinter Twin, and Deathrite Shaman unbanned.
Legacy: No changes
Vintage: No changes
EDH/Commander: Seedborn Muse banned. Tasigur, the Golden Fang banned as a general.
>>45328882
>Splinter Twin, and Deathrite Shaman unbanned.
wat
>>45328882
Why the fuck would you ban Tasigur and not Derevi? You're full of shit.
>>45331070
So is the whole game
Post /tg/-related webms
>>45328397
>Lawful Good Monk in space
>>45328397
This movie makes me crack up everytime.
>>45328397
I saw this movie after Alan Rickman passed away. It was so good.
Here ye, here ye. I hereby call to order yet another exciting meeting of the world renowned Adventurers Guild! It has recently come to my attention that one of you, and I'm not going to say who, -Cough Dirjin Cough Cough- has been feeding the Owlbears we keep locked in the basement for "Hoots of Fun" Thursdays. Now normally this wouldn't be much of a problem, we'd simply have them do a few extra hours on the Electro Wheel that we use to recharge all of the Guild's magical items. Unfortunately, that same someone -cough Dirjin cough cough-, also seems to have been hiding STOLEN magic items within their cages. This close proximity to an over abundance of magic items, mixed with whatever the hell they've been eating, has apparently made the beasts sentient. So while I, and several other Guild delegates deal with the over-sized sentient Chickens currently residing in our basement, I want all of you to come up with ideas for this Thursday. As such, I'll be leaving you all in the capable hands of Champion Fighter, Marth Wyvern.
I hope this doesn't interfere with Drunk Science Friday. I've got a new experiment to run using a mass grease spell, expeditious retreat and dimension doors to see if I can jump the Guild Hall in a single bound.
As for ideas this Thursday, maybe we just keep it as a game night and play charades or how many mages guild department heads we can hide behind the owlbear cages? So far I think we're only at 6 but I bet we can make it to at least 10.
>>45328219
Hello everyone, Marth Wyvern here.
>>45328339
No, Drunk Science Friday is still ago... As long as it isn't being held in the Guild Arena. The Owlbears seem to be building a village there.
What plane should the phyrexians invade next?
Not Zendikar.
>>45328103
One where thy get their asses handed them so hard new words have to be invented to describe how wrecked they got
>>45328103
My bedroom?
Hear ye, hear ye. I hereby call to order this meeting of the most illustrious Mages Guild! First of all I would like to congratulate everyone on handling the outbreak of stray portals across over the guild. The ones responsible have been found and been dealt with. A year in the plane of bees should show them not to portal away my private stash.
Now, there has been talk lately how a lot of the department heads haven't been seen in a while, apparently it took the head of the Pyromancy department three months to return after being lost for anyone to care. The head of Divination is still on his extended vacation, the head of Illusion hasn't been seen for decades, even though her department claims she's still around, the head of Chronomancy isn't due to show up for another year or so after he jumped ahead hoping for more interesting times and the head of Entropomancy is said to have turned into nothingness or something. Anyway with the heads of Geomancy and Aeromancy both retiring today, on top of all these no-shows, people have been talking about assigning replacements. Normally I would just let the departments handle this internally but it's getting out of hand so give me some options here!Welcome to the Mages' Guild. Pick a name and join in! Conflicts are resolved with d20s when needed, or with playing it out. When the thread dies on /tg/, we keep it going on archive.4plebs For additional resources, please visit http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Mage%27s_guild
>Crashes through a wall.
HEAD FERROMANCER, CHECKING IN!
>>45327748
Ah yes, I enthusiastically have awaited this to make a push for our idea of a new department.
>holds his hands out like he's making a sign but nothing happens
The Magistrate of Twilight Arts and Studies!
Hmm, well, what qualifications are required? That's the real question isn't it?
>>45327798
Is it just your idea? Because it sounds like something you made up to feel important.
The worst Primarch
>>45327744
If this were a Russ thread it'd have 20 comments by now
>>45327955
Well people actually like Russ.
>>45327744
I am quite like him and Angeron IRL.
Explains why I have no friends.
>What is Exalted?
An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.
Start here: http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/
>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?
Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial: http://jyenicolson.net/exalted/. It'll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.
>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?
Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. With the new edition, though, chances are more games will crop up.
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>Online charsheet:
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>All books with embedded errata notes, as well as some extras: https://www.mediafire.com/folder/253ulzik1j9s5/Exalted
>Chargen software: http://anathema.github.io/
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Kingdom Ruling Edition!
How well has ruling gone for your Exalt/Players /tg/? What trials and tribulations have you gone through, or given your players?Last thread died before hitting 100 replies. I weep softly.
I fucked everything up and didn't fill in the topic edition.
>>45326652
We excavated a 1st age city and are honestly having a bit of trouble filling it with people.
>>45327086
That's actually kind of bizarre when you consider that Chiascuro and Lookshy are only partially intact and they're still regional powers. What's causing the population shortage?
>>45326652
I founded a university for sorcerous pursuits in Halta and now I have to endlessly deal with my students fucking up the geomancy of the surrounding area and pissing off spirits
>I will eventually, however, invent my own method of sorcerous initiation and the ST is going to allow me to switch to it instead of the initiation I started out with
You hadn't thought that lighting things on fire created fire was a concept that people wouldn't grasp in one go, but once again, the world has vastly exceeded your expectations.
And you know the phrase is 'Common sense isn't common' but- It's just- It's fire.
How does someone misunderstand fire. How. They aren't children, presumably.
No, that's a definitely, isn't it. You're the monsters here. They're adults. Humans don't let children be adventurers. Human children.
In any case, you are presently dimensionally challenged in a challenge dimension. Specifically, a dungeon. And since dungeons aren't the picky sort of multidimensional semi-sentient giant whatevers, there are also other adventurers inside. Whom you have just met, introduced yourself to, and induced a fit of frustration derived swearing from.
Which brings you to the present.
"This is Tim's fault. That shitshoveling horses ass. Bastard. Bastard son of a-"
You interrupt.
"Is Tim the mage?"
"Tim. Tim is the goblin-molesting child of a sewage gargling ogre who goddamn laughs when we walk in all burnt up! Imma bloody choke him! I'll burn him! I'M GONNA LIGHT YOU THE HELLS ON FIRE TIM-"
The dwarf pops his head back out of the tent, blinking bleary eyes.
He sighs, and catches the woman's scarf, dragging her backwards into a headlock, one hand muffling her rising voice.
"S'rry bout this. She's from the mountains. Get a bit weird up there."
>Aren't you from the-
>Sorry.
>Should I go? I should go.
>Other (?)
>>45326198
>>Aren't you from the-
SPIDER TIME
>>45326198
>>Aren't you from the-
>>45326198
>>Aren't you from the-
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