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I kissed an elf and I liked it
Felt the taste of berries on my lips
I kissed a elf just to try it
I hope my dwarf friend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a elf and I liked it
Those elves are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent
(it was also a dude, but it's not gay since it was an elf right?)
>>45348964
>kissing a filthy knife-ear
>>45349041
Dude, try it.
Elves are so fucking soft,it's like kissing a solid cloud.
And they get attached to you too, its adorable.
fuck you, making me nostaligic for 90's music again.
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New Generic RoWs
>>45346886
New Legion RoWs
First for Alpharius
Is it just me or were most of the traitor primarchs victims of circumstance?
Fulgrim was possessed by a demon sword, made to kill his boyfriend, then date-raped into joining Chaos.
Pert was the Emperor's blatant unfavorite, always overshadowed by Dorn no matter how hard he tried, and he was FUCKING PISSED about it.
Curze was legit insane.
Angron was a slave, got severely dicked over by the Emperor, also borderline mentally retarded because nails.
Mortarion was ALSO fucked over by the Emperor. I'm starting to think this was all in fact Emps'...
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>>45346791
>Fulgrim was possessed by a demon sword, made to kill his boyfriend, then date-raped into joining Chaos.
Who the fuck goes around taking spooky evil swords? I'll admit the Emperor should have fucking smacked him around for this but it's partly the idiots own fault.
>Pert was the Emperor's blatant unfavorite, always overshadowed by Dorn no matter how hard he tried, and he was FUCKING PISSED about it.
Fair enough, but this is also the...
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>>45346791
>>45346934
Angron did nothing wrong
>>45347041
Angron lived. That's what he did wrong. He should have taken a chain axe to his own head.
Though, ultimately the true villains are the writers who penned his idiotic and completely lore-shatteringly stupid origin story.
Roll20 thread?
Let's see some of the cool stuff you've put together for Roll20. Maps, handouts, tokens, lore, whatever.
>http://www.icongenerators.net/pixelavatar.html
I ran a modern campaign for awhile and one of my players had the idea to use the above link for character tokens. Works great if you don't mind a bit of weeb shit. Pic related is an old character.
>>45346551
More examples.
>>45346575
Last one for now.
>tfw you are banned from your FLGS EDH night for playing combo
>tfw EDH night has a prize but people still want it to be a hugbox
>makes the game not fun
>surprised when he gets banned
i hop u lernd ur lessun
>FLGS plays bounty hunter for EDH
>Tune your deck so you can take out the most people even if you don't win
>People bitch about it so FLGS moves to hugbox mode
>Now it's always a blue deck that ends up winning.
and
>Tell person I just don't like doing proxies in deck
>He complains that he doesn't have enough money to afford his decks
>Runs...
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>>45346527
>competitive event
>hugbox fun
What ever happened to Super Stand Sunday?
>>45344961
It's Wednesday.
>>45344961
Sauce on manga?
>>45345114
I wish I knew.
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>Previously on A Knight in the Zodiac Court Quest…
You travelled to the frozen Canadian North to track down a mysterious tattoo.
You met an old Knight friend and her mercenary friends of the Gungnir company.
You hunted and killed a Wendigo, and took its hands as trophies.
You adopted an orphan wolf puppy named Sif.
Now,...
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>>45344319
Dexterity
3 in ranged
2 in lore
James Hart (Level 3 Human Knight)
Strength: 2
Dexterity: 3
Toughness: 5
Wits: 3
Charm: 2
Melee (S): 2
Forging (S): 2
Ranged (D): 6
Driving (D): 3
Unarmed (T): 5
Concentration (T): 5
Lore (W): 4
Knight’s Nose (W): 8
Persuade (C): 2
Intimidate (C): 2
It’s an uneventful flight back to Valencia, and when you arrive you mostly just collapse into sleep. Knights don’t need as much sleep as regular humans do, but the fight with the Wendigo exhausted you and you still haven’t gotten used to sleeping on planes.
By the time you wake up it’s the next day. You pull out your trophy from the hunt – the severed hands of the Wendigo. Gruesome, but potentially very useful. Unfortunately, you lack the blacksmithing experience to turn the bones into proper weapons, but you’re sure you can find someone who does.
You find Isabella seated at one of the kitchen tables. She’s got her laptop up and is surrounded by papers – you an only assume Zodiac Court business.
You pour yourself a glass of water. “Busy?”
“Insanely,” Isabella groans. “I’m coordinating scouting reports with some of the other houses and double checking our finances…and the rats are back in the cellar.”
“The rats?”
“The estate is built on a ley line,” Isabella says. “Which is convenient, mostly. But there are these rats…I don’t know what happened exactly, but I think the ambient magic made them smarter. Their numbers surge every once and a while and the cellar turns into a war zone.”
Huh. That wasn't what you expected. “Oh. I could…help with that?”
>(cont.)
Isabella shakes her head. “We have a guy. He can take care of it. I actually wanted to send you…this.” She types at her keyboard for a moment, and you feel you cellphone buzz in your pocket. “I figured you would need a place to get those Wendigo bones worked on, so I sent you the information for the best smiths in Valencia. They’ll be able to whip you up something quality.”
You could investigate the rats – it’s not like the bones are going anywhere. But then again, with how quick emergencies can come up in your line of work, getting better weapons as soon...
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Welcome to The Lost Island Quest. Last thread our hero, Alan Rodain, escaped another moral dilemma, spent some time in the sewers and decided on his next mission. Now, he tries to digest the new information that Quissonce has brought to the group's attention.
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“What?” Rowe asks, perplexed.
“I don't get it.” Gabby echoes, scratching the back of her head in confusion.
“So Alan's the master!” Eve snaps her fingers as she comes to this conclusion.
Quissonce rolls her eyes. “No no no. The Master is a completely different entity. If Havelove's writings are to be believed, The Master is a controlling, allied or benign entity in relation to hellspawn. Alan seems to be a subject that devils or at least this devil in particular fears.”
“That's . . . a good thing though, right?...
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"However, we're all aware of it at this point and it doesn't appear insidious or as something to fear. Again, from what I can tell you don't seem to be draining skills or abilities from others, merely adopting them for your own purposes.”
“Yeah. I mean, I'm the one spending the most time with him and I don't exactly feel like I'm being assimilated.” Rowe comments.
“I think that means he's doing it wrong, Rowe.” Gabby quips quickly, earning herself a playful sneer from her target.
“What appears most troubling...
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>>45343434
>Do you have anything to say, postulate or theorize? (write-in)
Something do to when I 'borrow' your guy's personalities during combat?
>Anything else you wish to prepare for your expedition tomorrow? (write-in)
I got nothin.
What would your character do if an elf maiden bore his child?
Quit lecturing my offspring you silly bint
Be very confused, since there aren't any elves in the setting and she's female.
>>45341951
Id raise the half-elf quarter Orc and quarter human and marry the elf.
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>>45341136
>What has your runner team done to stick it to the man recently?
He's the resident street doc and keeps his neo-a chums alive and/or cybered. Also, going a bit Walter White with his drug kitchen, making batches of superior novacoke for the rich corp kiddies to funnel their parents' fund into.
Preparing to DM a campaign, I missed like the latter half of 5th edition's metaplot and am catching up now but it feels like this shit is more scattered than ever. CFD is a mess and I cannot seem to find what happened in the Aztlan-Amazonia war except for blurbs like some runners calling the Amazonian side terrorists now and that it is apparently over. Can anyone help me out on this? I am already dealing with having a 4 essence phys ad vampire join the game.
What are some 'mundane' superpowers or abilities.
Like specifically stuff that wouldn't be good enough to justify going adventuring.
If you can heal wounds or throw fire then you can be part of a team or fight enemies but if you had _______ you couldn't but it would still be useful.
I want stuff I can put on NPCs to make them interesting without making them adventurers
The ability to fly north or the power to turn to the hulk, but only when sleeping.
>>45340998
>>45340998
>the power to turn to the hulk, but only when sleeping.
That's INCREDIBLY dangerous if hulk is a sleepwalker
Also I meant something more like "ability to organize things mentally by size" or "Know where I dropped my keys"
>>45340972
Can summon mundane tools. It's useful as fuck in day-to-day life, but not really something that justifies being an adventurer.
So /tg/, what's with the quel'dorei?
Fluffwise they have this addiction with magic. As long as they use it and generically wield it, they are normal functioning members of society. As long as they haven't got it anymore, they become feral wrecks in need of a fix.
How does this work? Are they a heroin based civilization?
Does this particular kind of heroin influence their biology? Their eyes change to green with demonic magic intake after all.
Is it more insulin and less heroin?
Thoughts?
They were addicted to the magics of the Sunwell.
Scourge invade, 90% of the population gets dead, and then Sunwell basically goes boom when Arthas rezzes his BFF Kel'thuzad into a lich.
Elves are devastated and cut off from their source of magic, causing them to go into withdrawals.
90% of the remaining 10% rename themselves Sin'dorei (children of blood) while the other 10% of the 10% remain Quel'dorei (only 1%).
It's thus addiction that leads Kael and friends to Outlands in search of salvation.
Fast forward to the end of...
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>>45340874
Yeah but they're with the Horde now.
>>45340874
yeah, i know the history behind it, I just want to understand how the hell you can develop an addiction with withdrawal symptoms to what is essentially a tool, something you don't actually consume to live or to function normally on a day to day basiss, but you just use.
Does magic give you some enzyme? Do you need it to break down the carbs you eat?
It's not like if you accidentally break your smartphone, or your bike, or your electric toothbrush and cannot replace it anytime soon you get withdrawal symptoms?
Why is Brandon so often recommended? His books are shit.
>>45340275
Who?
>>45340294
Brandon Sanders
>>45340275
Because the narratives are (usually) well constructed even if the dialog and characterization is shit. It's the Honda civic of fantasy: nothing special to look at but at least it works...
GOD level threat approaching edition
First for land a bridge and needle Ratchet Bomb.
>>45340162
http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/soulfire-skred/
What do you think of this?
I have 3 flex slots and I'm not sure what to fill them with.
I was thinking maybe another oath but most likely assemble the legion or balefire liege. Dark dwellers have been okay on testing.
Also, this deck has won against eldrazi. First game is rough but it's pretty easy after boarding in land destruction and the paths.
How do you play a character that hates his own kind/race, without turning him into Uncle Ruckus: Fantasy Edition?
But Uncle Ruckus is right. Why wouldn't you turn into him?
>>45339986
Imagine having such hatred that you turn on your own kind.
Its not really a character concept but more a mental illness.
Self hating racism is the most hilarious kind there is
My (jewish) nephew went on a rant this thanksgiving about how "somebody has to stop these goddamned kikes!"
