>Tomb Kings are going out for smegmar
>This will also probably mean the end of French Catholics too
Well, it was fun while it lasted. Now all knights will be golden homos or WOW shit
Fuck its head to find a knight on a fucking horse and lance anymore. Its easier to find a hajab wearing trans demi-wymon. Now its all ogre
It's all ogre now
Just play WFB with your friends who still play.
I've just made the horrible mistake of buying a Brettonian army, but I'm going to paint up the models and try to live with it.
>>45365739
I did too, but I love Bretts lore enough to enjoy just the models (which are fucking gorgeous imo)
Bloodbowl 2 lets them live again, and I fell in love with Bretts in a whole new way
Strangers from distant boards, elegan/tg/entlemen of old....we are gathered here to discuss the great peril of our freetime.
How do we fix the current fantasy genre?
Bring forth the constructive arguments, and may we avoid logical fallacies.
>>45363427
what if we add mechs and tanks?
>>45363427
Fellow councilman, would you please elaborate on what problems you would personally like to see fixed so we can narrow the breadth of the discussion and proceed to make headway.
>>45363825
Interesting
Previous: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/45218841/
Char sheet: http://pastebin.com/5AHLX5Qb
Other char sheets: http://pastebin.com/fh1pqK1N
It's too cold out here, why is it so cold all of a sudden? it wasn't like this before, It's like I'm constantly taking an ice bath with all the windows open. I curl up into a ball, shivering like a little dog as I wrap my arms around myself. And suddenly it starts to get warmer.
I blink and look down, seeing a thick wool blanket draped over me.
"Better?" Lucy asks leaning over me with a kind smile on her face "You looked like you were about to turn into a popsicle, so I thought you could use a blanket"
"Thanks Lucy, I really, really did... when are we going to get to the next town, the outside is being bullshit" I sigh as I try to get comfortable under it, which is pretty hard to do when you have Chitin on you, She reaches down and pats me on the head gently
"I don't know, Sam's been quite ever since you...well whatever happened to you" She sighs as she sits down next to me "Still if it gets too cold, I'm sure he wouldn't mind us taking a stop to get you all nice and toasty again"
I smile, wrapping the blanket around myself as she looks up at the empty blue sky and frowns.
"Sorry if I'm ruining the mood, but maybe we should just avoid the next town" Smiley says, looking over as from the back end of the cart, with her mask off "Because, the last one didn't like her when she was just tainted so it's probably not the best idea to go to one when she's...like this"
"I know" I sigh, leaning against Lucy "but it's not like we can skip a town, if it comes down to that I'll just...wait outside for awhile I guess"
"We're not leaving you out here, Krovy" Lucy says, putting her arm around my neck with a angry look on her face, as her long ears stand straight up "I'd rather camp in the swamp than leave you behind in it"
"T.thanks" I say wiping my nose as I lean closer to her, trying to get even a little warmer
cont
>>45362930
"Don't know what I'd do without you, any of you" I sigh as I lean back, gasping as my newly grown horns smack against the back of the cart
"Well what kind of sister would I be if I left you all alone?" Lucy says with a wink and knowing smile, as flashes of a childhood I shouldn't remember flashes through my mind, me and her growing up together in this world "Besides, you've always been there for me"
"And you didn't leave me all those months ago, so of course I'd stay out with you if it came to it" Minor says, grinning as she leans over the front of the cart "And I know all the others would do the same...right?"
"Well I am in her debt" Smiley says with a sheepish smile "and I have no where else to go, so following you guys is the only way I can go"
"Master ois master" Poi says, poking out from her hiding hole, wearing a blanket like a cloak "Oi wouldn't leave her in this bad ploice, for a soi...soi..soicand...Soicend? secoind? Secoind!"
"Good job poi" I say smiling at my slime as she tries to figure out how to say a new word "You're almost there, just got to keep trying"
"Hmm" Little green growls from the side of the cart, looking at me with one of its four glowing eyes "If a town does not allow a queen to set foot in it, it is a town that does not deserve to exist...right master?"
"Yeah poi, you're doing great!"Berry says "Just keep at it and I know you can get it right eventually, Oh, yeah, Minor is right, I wouldn't leave you, even if you were a demon, I owe you so much after all"
"We all do" Minor and Lucy say at the same time, which makes the former laugh and the latter blush furiously
"I mean, what friends would be if we just left the one who brought us all together behind?" Minor asks, nearly flying into the back of the cart as it suddenly lurch to a stop "YAAAAI"
"Got ya!" Berry shouts, rushing over to stop her from tipping over the side.
Smiley stands up and grabs the hilt of her swords, pulling them out of their sheathes just enough
>>45362948
to show the start of their blades.
"Sam, why did we stop?" Lucy says angrily, sounding a bit nervous as Sam groans angrily and jumps off the side of the cart.
"I think the horse needs water" He sighs angrily from the front of the cart "Which is a bit of a problem when all of the water around us is fucking poison"
"But, don't we still have water, don't tell me we ran out already!" Smiley says, panicking as she runs to the front of the cart and leans over it
"Yeah, we still have two barrels of it, what are you talking about sam?" Lucy sighs, shaking her head "...we do still have those barrels right? Oh please don't tell me we lost or something stupid like that"
"Well I'm sitting on one right now" Minor says shrugging "But I've seen Poi eyeing them up lately"
I turn to poi, who holds up her hands and shakes her head
"Poi didn't doi it, poi is goo..good go..girl" Poi says, like she's about to start crying
"Yeah, we do" Sam says, sounding pissed off and annoyed "but we can't get more of them since no one in their right mind would let a hiver into their town, especially in a shit hole like, Tol'rathar, come, see our vast swamps of bullshit, mosquitoes and who knows what kind of monster, So to answer you question, yes we do, but we don't have enough for the horse if we're just making a straight dash to Bailey's place....I think there's a spring or something close by...don't where because both rewards for the one quest it had, WERE BULLSHIT, LIKE EVERYTHING THING FUCKING ELSE IN THIS GODFORSAKEN FUCK SWAMP!"
"are you feeling okay, Mr dracul?" Berry asks nervously as she looks over to the front of the cart "You sound like you're..well going crazy"
"Oh no I'm fine, I'm like the jolly green fucking giant over here!" Sam screams loudly, smacking the side of the cart, making it crack and shudder
"I suggest we eat the useless beast" Little green says calmly "it has brought little more than trouble and looks tasty, master"
Cont
>>45362972
What do I do?
[] Hey poi, you can find good water right?
[] take someone out to look for it
[] Well I am hungry...
[]of course...well, this is wonderful
[] Look, I'm perfectly fine with you guys leaving me out here for a few days I mean..I'd still have Poi and....little green
[] What did it give exactly
[]try to take a nap
[] try to get warmer
[] So...any other suggestions
[] little green, no
[] admire the new look
[] make a bunch of bug puns to lighten the mood
[] sulk in the hiding hole
[] write in
Also, need to decide if you retroactively get the hiver hp and sp bonuses
or if they start adding when you level next
also thanks for that captain ginegin art
it was amazing
So /tg/, how would you define a monster? I feel it's a vague term that can describe anything that invokes fear to unnatural beings separate from humans and animals.
>>45362779
>So /tg/, how would you define a monster?
With a dictionary, I'd wager.
>>45362779
with a statblock
>>45362779
I am not the person to be asking this question, what with a brief description of my first character being "Social Justice Paladin who took a Mind Flayer under her wing within the first 5 minutes of the session"
We're making a guild /tg/. But first, what is your class?
http://helloquizzy.okcupid.com/tests/the-fantasy-rpg-class-test
Trick question, /tg/ has no class.
lumpenproletariat
>>45362126
Opinionomancer
Post yo favorite models thread 2
now with less bitching.
>>45362002
Cygnus, Orion, Hellstar, Lobo, and...?
>>45362236
Arctic Wolf
Essential stats: http://pastebin.com/jsfxVKt7
You stand and call out to the mountain god, raising your staff in the air. The mountain god turns with surprising speed and smashes a fist down with a roar. The slope you're on trembles and shakes, sending Ebba tumbling down amid a shower of stones and dirt. You lunge forward, grabbing her with magic and hands both, but the movement only causes you to lose your footing, sending you falling after her. You pull your daughter in close, shielding her with your body as you both bounce and tumble down the steep side of the mountain. Your daughter is kept mostly safe in your arms, but you feel the unyielding earth batter your body, bruising you as you bounce off stones and the rolling terrain.
Looks like Enki was a little jumpy. Odd... Whatever's got him riled up, it must have him VERY angry indeed.
Your staff slips from your hands as you hurtle down the hillside, clattering away to land by itself. Small rocks and dirt rain down around you, pelting your skin and leaving small cuts and scrapes everywhere, but the worst of it comes as you bounce off a large, sharply-edged rock that protrudes from the ground. There's a muted crunch as you bounce off it and you grunt in pain as you feel something in your chest give way. Finally however, you slow to stop at the bottom, amid a cloud of dust and small stones.
>>45361825
>A cracked rib has slowed you down and drained your stamina. Lose 1 Strength until it is treated or you recover.
"Are you alright?" you ask the young woman curled up in your arms.
Ebba nods and stands, trembling a little. "I'm a bit shaken up," she admits, "But I'm fine." As she goes in search of your staff, the low thudding of heavy footfalls alerts you to Enki's presence.
"Thought you sky-god or storm-god come again," he rumbles, bowing his great, stony head a little. "See now you are Human-Trym. I mean you no harm. Why you come to mountains? Humans give good offering - I send no landslide or harm. Not fight near humans."
"The waters of Nila's river have stopped flowing," you explain, holding your ribs. It doesn't feel too bad; should heal well if you give it enough rest and maybe a little magic. "Without them, everything in the valley would whither and die and my people will suffer. The river is fed from these mountains. Do you know what could have caused the waters to weaken and stop so?"
"I know very well," Enki replies. "No rain. Mountains flow all rain into streams. Streams make river. River falls to Nila. But no rain in the mountains means no river. The Storm-god brings only wind and lightning now, as Sky-god tells him."
"Why's that?" you ask, frowning, as Ebba brings you your staff. It seems none the worse the wear for its fall and comes as great relief as you lean on it.
Enki knocks his two great fists together with the distinctive sound of boulders smashing against one another. "Sky-god and I feud. Argument leads to argument and to fight. Always same. Now, he sends Storm-god to fight. Storm-god is strong and violent. Smashes mountains and I fight back. No rain until storm brings it. Cannot help. Nila will be weak while I fight."
>>45361841
This is bad news. Who knows how long a fight like this could go on for? And all that time, only the meager trickle of mountain springs will feed Nila's pool and the river. If the sun continues to be so hot in the summer, she could die before Enki and this Sky god resolved their differences.
What will you do?
>Offer to speak on Enki's behalf
>Seek out this sky god to hear his side
>Offer to aid Enki in a fight against the storm god
>Tell Enki to submit and end the fighting
>Other
>>45361860
>>Seek out this sky god to hear his side
Somehow I doubt that the Mountain God will be moved by talk.
Connecting to JackPoint VPN...
...Identity Spoofed
...Encryption Keys Generated
...Connected to Onion Routers
>>>Login: XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>>Enter Passcode: XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
...Biometric Scan Confirmed
Connected to < ERROR: NODE UNKNOWN >
Welcome back Omae
Previously viewed files:
>corpsandtheirlies.trid
>wageslaveloveslave2hd.sim
>theanarchistsgrimrore.txt
>Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/SsWTY7qr
>Chummer 5: https://github.com/chummer5a/chummer5a/releases
>Issue tracker: https://github.com/chummer5a/chummer5a/issues
'I read the core rulebook for the first time today and I'm already making a general thread' edition.
Previous Thread: >>45341136
>>45360630
>'I read the core rulebook for the first time today and I'm already making a general thread' edition.
Reading it's one thing, understanding and remembering it is another.
>>45360727
Of course. I'm only up to the character creation segment and I'm already kinda lost.
>>45360788
Yeah, this is one of those things it is best to do with the aid of someone who has played before.
Let us create the most badass fighting force in the Imperium!
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Stormtrooper_Company_Creation_Tables
Company Type d10
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>45360365
>>45360411
Grenadiers: Elite troops taken from veterans of a planet's existing regiments.
Training World predominant terrain d100
Rolled 40 (1d100)
>>45360427
These boots are made for walking Edition
>Official /5eg/ Mega Trove, contains all official 5e stuff:
https://mega.nz#F!UVkTnT5b!FJ34UZ98BMY2mEtexenS7g
>Pastebin with homebrew list, resources and so on:
http://pastebin.com/X1TFNxck
>OGL and SRD for 5e
http://dnd.wizards.com/articles/features/systems-reference-document-srd
>February Unearthed Arcana is Psionics
http://media.wizards.com/2016/downloads/Psionics_and_Mystic_V2.pdf
What are you houserules for traveling, /5eg/? If a player, what do you like/dislike about how your DM runs traveling?
>The bard tailors an insult to every enemy he casts Vicious Mockery on and says it aloud
>OP fucks up the thread title super hard
>but /5eg/ is in the copypasta so everything is okay
Nice.
>>45358644
does anyone actually have a download link for that book?
archive: http://pastebin.com/SEWM7dNElost my old pastebin account
The Divinity Engine was completed and began funneling new divine essence into the cosmos.
Regolith finally got married.
Voluris courted and "took advantage" of Frakt for some reason.
New gods spawned and shit.
Morroth's essence was dispersed over his planet, creating a planet-wide jurassic park with dinosaurs, giant plants, mythological monsters and orks.
The Godhall was used to resolve a dispute.
Manoloth and Arethe created arts and dancing.
Nekomious created a surreal nightmarish planet, inhabited by cat girls.
Gol Durak started a cabal of cultist assassins.
Regolith made a order of paladins to fight the assassins, but gave their leader the Sword of War, given to him by Heroicus.
Domina proved that she absolutely sucks at devouring still-living mortal souls.
mortal immune systems are way too good for any bacteria and viruses.
Domina's first-born was still alive since the last age, and created a new sort of magic, enhancing ones own body with divine power.
Domina fed off of Aretha, but didn't devour her entirely. She then nursed her back to health along with the resulting star.
Daemonia was again confirmed for being literally heaven-on-earth again.Select a tripcode to become a God, and roll 1d100 to speak the WORD and make things happen. Anonymous players form a Choir to praise or scorn the works of these Gods as they see fit.The Witness reserves the right to veto blatant shitposts and trolly decisions.
Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>45358558
In the council room of the Godhall stand the thrones of the gods, which include:
Zanathros's 'seat' of mirrors
Frakt's seat of fluffy snow and hidden sharp Icicles.
Regolith's seat of solid sunlight
Tutarr's rusty metal chair
Barastran's throne of woven light
Voluris's lightning pillar seat
Heroicus's throne of half-melted weapons with the fire of war burning behind it
Toahws's dusty and sagging couch. Sized for the Twins, so it takes up hardly any space at all.
Caliban's comfortabe armchair
Gol Durak's stump of swampwood with elaves of shadow
Nekomious's purple velvet beanbag chair with a black cat eternally napping on it to keep it warm.
Rolled 11 (1d100)
Time to ascend my plans to a higher level. I gift my children among the mortals the ability to channel the divinity hidden in their souls into illusions, so that they may deceive and trick with grander schemes.
Rolling for how many of my children actually get the gift of illusions.
>>45358646
What? Fuck you dice!
Oh boy I actually forgot it was thursday today, sorry guys, let me know when you show up
>>45358455
Miellewds-guy here, hoping for Tanis and Miel lewds.
Here, not a fan of Tanis as usual. So, on a scale of brick and Touma, how clueless is Eldric to imouto's affections?
>>45358455
here how are things?
Oy YOU GITS! WE'Z GONNA ROLL US A SHINY NEW KLAN FER KRUMPIN LADS!
roll a d10 ta see if we'z a Klan or one'o dem Freeboota gits
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>45358101
>>45358639
Alright boyz we'z a Propa Klan!
now give us a d100 fer our color!
Tell me the secrets of rollan
Eight words or less that would get you kicked out of your group.
>Dare you enter my magical realm?
Dare you enter my magical realm?
I put the sacred artifact in my ass.
My buddy is thinking about throwing together a last minute D&D one shot this weekend because he's depressed about not having a GF and his usual group is all out doing Valentine's Day stuff this weekend. Since this is a rushed thing and I really don't have any good ideas for a character at the moment, I though it might be fun (or hilariously disastrous) to play a character completely generated by random anonymous neckbeards.
I cleared it with the him and he said we can go nuts so long as I play whatever character I end up with seriously and don't COMPLETELY derail the whole session. He's a good GM, he'll make it work.
Alright, let's get this shit started with an simple one:
>What class should our hero be?
Most popular responses will get put down on the character sheet. If we can't come to a consensus on some of the more in depth details, I'll use a dice roll to choose randomly.
>>45357304
Monk.
Fighter
>>45357357
>>45357323
Multiclass.
![minorusgroup[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GUH4wvi.jpg "minorusgroup[1]")
