Are you a Lawfag or a Chaostard?If you sit on the fence, you effectively agree to serve whoever has the bigger gun, which combines the worst aspects of both sides.
>>46083706
Jesus OP. You really hurt my head with that one.
>>46083706
But I don't 'sit on a fence'. I'm on my side. And the rest of humanity's.
>>46083706
> not making a stand on individual issues as you deem appropriate
> letting ideology trump reason
You are what's wrong with the world
You need to explain right now why your character can't swim at his age.
>b-but that's a waste of points!
ROLEPLAY, DON'T ROLLPLAY
>>46136179
What the fuck kind of system are you running where you need to put points into swimming?
>>46136179
Its model is not waterproof.
>>46136179
They came from the desert asshole.
How do I git gud at painting minatures? I've been practicing for like 2 years and my stuff still looks like shit... I've tried dozens of guides, from the basic tips that come with paints to GW published guides and the countless links on sites like dakkadakka.
What am I doing wrong? I realize the professionally painted models are a high standard to hold myself to but god damn I just want something to be proud of.
Also these things are too expensive to keep practicing on without progressing...
I honestly didnt git gud for a while myself. I only got better after random epiphanies from the paint god XD that said, some people just aren't good at paintng, so I say keep it simple and you'll be fine. Anyone who complains is a total shitter
>>46135877
Post some examples of your stuff, otherwise it's hard to help you.
Buy some metal minis to practise on, very easy to strip.
Buy a box of 20 metal doods. Doesn't matter what just something you like.
Paint them all trying different techniques along the way. Pick your favourite them strip all of them bar that. Repeat. Pick favourite again and strip the remaining 18.
Do this till there are none left or you're happy with the techniques you learned.
You'll be able to clearly see your progress. It will show you that you actually are improving and pin point your weak areas.
Post cool Space Marine Chapter colors.That is all
I just made this one, is it any good?
>>46083562
Pimping ain't easy.
XCOM on the front page!
>>46083407
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT THE COMMANDER
dank
And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race, lost in time, and lost in space, playing shitty anonymous forum.
I don't expect much so
>First Race to 2 votes
>First Setting to 2 votes
If you can think of a gimmick, any kind of gimmick and get at least 2 other people to agree, I'm a slave to your will.
>>46083359
Giants,
Mountains.
Imagine the glorious boulder throwing games anon!
>>46083359
Tengu, Desert
All hail the bird-pharaoh.
>>46083359
Aquatics
Swamp
Merchants to rule the land.
Shirtless Druid Bro Edition
Discuss the viability of the Warcraft Universe as a tabletop RPG setting.
Last thread:
>>46070673
>>46083298
>Edition
You're not even trying.
Should've beenShadows GatherEdition.
So what the fuck IS voodoo, anyway?
>>46083364
That image name immediately gave me borderline-PTSD of those fuckers hopping on me while I was regaining health back in BC
>>46083392
Shadow magic, isn't it?
Fuck Green Edition
I can't tell if this thing is any good
>>46082901
Probably not. In any format with Diabolic Revelation, this card gets blown out of the water. And as far as I'm aware, nobody played Revelation outside of EDH.
It might have some cute Madness interaction, but I wouldn't count on it. Seven mana up front leaves you with little to pay Madness costs.
Hopefully you were activating madness abilities and dumping your hand, and this is the last card in your hand. 3 demonic tutors for the price of 3.5, mana wise it's decent; honestly, diabolic tutor is fair price for that effect. I would like to chain these together, almost like sorcery speed dig through times. For full price. I bet legacy combo decks will like these, it sort of reminds me of the parallel to Lions eye diamond
Why does /tg/ hate mary sues so much?
>>46082629
Why do you fucking THINK we hate the poorly-written self-entitled, obnoxious, unrealistically perfect, flaswless, bland little shits, OP?
Fuck's sake; work on your bait.
>>46082629
If you're posting that comic and don't understand why, I fear you are already lost.
We must now ritually kill you and eat your cook flesh, as it is the only way to be sure the taint doesn't spread.
>>46082665
Exterminatus may be the only solution.
I will play an ork in the upcoming Rogue Trader campaign. How do I get the "ork accent" right?
>>46082407
Go find some video clips of random orc NPCs from WoW. I think their accent is fairly close to the 40k orks, at least enough to give you an idea.
>>46082407
Talk like a soccer hooligan, throw in made-up words, all "th" noises become "f" noises.
Remember it's not just accent; it's attitude. Challenge people to headbutt competitions, be the first to fight, get really excited about bigger, choppier/shootier weapons.
>>46082407
Play space marine with motherfucking Titus plenty of Orks there. Dawn of War has plenty more in it as well.
/tg/! I have been summoned!
You may each have one wish. No strings attached, genie's honor! That is a lie, actually. If you want me to grant your wish, you must speak it... in haiku!
Tell me your desires.
Only grant one wish?
And the request in haiku?
AH! Wait! I really want
Piles of money
More than I could ever spend
Safe in a Swiss bank
I only want one
The one to make me feel nice
I want a gf
Bug World is as it says it is. A fantasy world of small arthropod species. Moth mages, Butterfly wizards, Stag Beetle warriors, Spider rangers and much more!
Last thread we talked a lot about scorpions, as well as had good discussion on further fleshing out some of the other races cultures, such as Moth Noh theater
Help build Bug World!
Link to the current googledoc:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pAduIU7TDaKHvvaUfzRbgYj44TX_hApLeNeVu2d5bbM/edit?usp=sharing
>>46082103
Centaur master race reporting in
I'm gonna start with the most updated version of the world map
>>46082177
and here's the legend
>grey-unexplored
>brown mountain- Mount Khepri, sacred site of the Beetles
>yellow-dessert, inhabited by scorpions(closer to the center) and scarab beetles(the outskirts)
>green island-bee island. The triangle is a dormant volcano, due to the bees attraction to heat
>light brown-land claimed by the wasp horde, northern half is tundra-esque.
>Mountain range and big lake-Butterflies and moths inhabit these lands
>Tan coast-CRAB. PEOPLE
>Big arrow-biggest crab town, largest port on the western continent.
>Green island-Mantis island
>Green blob on eastern continent-Jungle. Spiders and whatnot
>The eastern continent also has an inland sea now. Inland seas are neat
>Purple stars-scattered fly cities
How did the battle axe evolve without the versatility of a sword, the reach of a polearm, or the specialized armor penetration of the spiked or flanged mace? What exactly are axes good at, especially when taken into account that all armor defends against slashing first and foremost, and that even cloth armor is quite effective against slashing attacks?
It makes sense that existing tools for chopping wood might be repurposed for fighting in a time of great need, but axes purpose-built for fighting share very little in common with felling or splitting axes. I'm not arguing that axes are ineffective since clearly they are, I'm just curious what pressures drove people to develop crafting and fighting techniques for a seemingly inferior weapon.
>>46081321
>1. You've got it backwards
>2. There are youtube videos devoted to the practicality of axes on a battlefield
>>46081321
>especially when taken into account that all armor defends against slashing first and foremost, and that even cloth armor is quite effective against slashing attacks?
and how is that relevant in this case? axes aren't doing slashing attacks
>>46081321
They're cheap to make maintain and repair. Also Hacking =/= slashing
OFFICIAL BOOKS
>Eclipse Phase PDFs
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>Zone Stalkers
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>Morph Recognition Guide
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>Million Year Echo
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PLAY AIDS:
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>Online character creator
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>Eclipse Phase hacking cheet sheet
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>Eclipse Phase xls Character sheet
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HOMEBREW AND COMMUNITY CONTENT:
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>Various Eclipse Phase fanmade resources, and links to more
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>Community homebrew document
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>A metric shit ton of additional guns/ammo/weapon mods
http://eclipsephase.com/sites/default/files/UltimatesGuideToCombat11a.pdf
Still looking for the new FATE book edition
>>46080724
Old thread >>46034834
>>46080724
What the fuck is that pic from?
Previous Thread: >>46057646
http://pastebin.com/gsYUFPGD
Not-Aspel starting the thread again, because he's presumably asleep, or something
Let's keep the discussion going from last thread(sort of).
What sins have you committed against Humanity, or your whatever your splat-specific morality stat is?
>>46080535
One of my Demon players recently did a full transformation in front of a Stigmatic who was his Handler before his Fall, and proceeded to teleport as far away as he possibly could.
He took a Dramatic Failure on the ensuing Compromise roll and ended up taking the Hunted condition.
In case anyone missed it last thread, Gentlrman Gamer confirmed that we're finally getting mortal sorcerers in the Cleopatra Mummy setting in the Dark Eras Companion. They're roughly on par with Second Sight thaumaturges, and focus heavily on long ritual casting, apparently with enough material for a blue book.
Rejoice!
So is Requiem ever getting new books?
I hate how some gamelines get tons of blog posts and open development while others are utterly silent.
