FNM is here once again. May your meta be diverse and fun.
>What format are you playing?
>What deck are you running/building?
>What do you do that triggers your opponents?
Legacy
Spiral TIde
Nothing everyone is pretty chill where I play. One guy playing elves actually lets me go after he knows I have won to see the decks go and generate mana.
>>46102659
>What format are you playing?
Modern
>What deck are you running/building?
Zoo
>What do you do that triggers your opponents?
Playing foils. One guy I played was triggered when I had a pair of foil Goyfs out when he lost the game (he was playing some semi-janky homebrew stuff). He was bitter, didn't offer a hand or a good game, so I said 'good game' as he got up to left. He replies "Yeah I bet I'd have a good game too if I didn't have to spend money on rent and bills."No, I just didn't spend my money on that new iPhone with Beats by Dr. Dre headphones you have, or rent an inner-city apartment for $1200/mo. Hipsters. :^)
>>46102854
>foil goyfs
wow lol. whatever floats your boat though
Why are there so few fantasy settings with physical and "active" gods lke the Olympians?
Are you talking about roleplaying game settings? Because most actually do.
>>46102690
I mean are they really? Gods far in their own little realms doing nothing in the world isn't quite non-existent, but unless they effect the world in profound ways they may as well be.
1. Ancient Greece is boring
2. Most nerds are atheists and writers don't want to alienate their potential audience.
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You are John James Green, mutant vagrant.
>Anonymous 11:58:15: Post your lizard hobo pics
>Anonymous 11:58:27: Someone edit their faces onto the ‘special feeling’ image pls
>Anonymous 11:58:34: Lizard hobo best hobo
>Anonymous 11:58:39: Lizard thread? Lizard thread.
>Anonymous 11:58:39: Laura a cute.
>Anonymous 11:58:42: This isn’t funny, they’re muties.
>Anonymous 11:58:44: Jesus Christ his gfs face is perfect for reaction images.
>Anonymous 11:58:45: Fake and gay.
>Anonymous 11:58:48: Your face isn’t funny faggot.
>Anonymous 11:58:50: This guy should have his own sitcom.
>Anonymous 11:58:50: RESPECT THE X
>Anonymous 11:58:54: Lel, ‘Muties in the City’
>Anonymous 11:58:55: respect your dads fat cock mutie lover faggot
>Anonymous 11:58:56: >implying this is even real
You frown. Actually, you don’t, as that would imply that your expression is changing. Your face, you’re quite sure, has been set in the same exasperated scowl for the past two days.
Looking up from your phone, you turn your eyes to the sky, watching the clouds crawl across the red. They look so free. You bet clouds never have to worry about compromising images of them on the internet.
Scrolling down, you glance at another thread. This time the first image you see is a panel of red-and-black stripes radiating outward from a shoddy cutout of Laura’s head. The words JOHN and THIS IS UNWISE are stamped above and below the image of her face, respectively. Apparently this is incredibly funny.
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>Anonymous 11:58:33: Laura a cute. Post Laura.
>Anonymous 11:58:39: She’s a mutie anon.
>Anonymous 11:58:41: Literally beet red at 06:15.
>Anonymous 11:58:44: How does one come by a qt mutie gf?
>Anonymous 11:58:44: >yfw no cute mutant girlfriend
>Anonymous 11:58:46: What do you guys think her power is?
>Anonymous 11:58:47: Get swole anon, you must be at least lizard swole
>Anonymous 11:58:49: Laura daki when?
>Anonymous 11:58:52: Her vagina is probably made of bees.
>Anonymous 11:58:53: Enhanced cuteness
>Anonymous 11:58:53: The power to move you.
>Anonymous 11:58:57: Lizard daki when?
Over the past two days you must have read hundreds of exchanges almost exactly like these ones.
Hisako and Jono were not amused when all this came to their attention. Julian was amused. Their frustration with you was dulled somewhat, however, when you explained how exactly the events currently viralling their way around the world at the speed of sperg came to be. You all know what it’s like to have your powers throw unexpected crap at you, and both your fellow ringleaders were pretty interested at the mention of instant plant growth.
A sea of golden, waist-high corn sways around you. Few hints that this was once a playground remain – the twisted remains of a swing set, a slab of merry-go-round fused awkwardly into the ground. If you close your eyes, your lids cutting out the skyline of the city, the blurry, indistinct world remaining in the lower half of your vision almost looking like something from back home.
You sigh, spreading your wings, letting them bask in the warmth of the sun.
It does feel good to create something, you guess.
>Present Time: 12:15 AM
>Current Funds: $775
>Hunger Level: 3/5
>Solar Charge: 1/5
>[ ] Altering the very flow of nature takes a lot out of you. Go hermit it up in the station and sulk about your face being an internet joke.
>[ ] You’ve planted a few plots of basic crops for the three big groups. Go get some more interesting seeds.
>[ ] You’re not supposed to hang around the Agency until some of your internet fame has passed, but you still have a job to do. Arrange a meeting with Nico for tonight.
>[ ] Stick about, relax, soak up sun. Let life approach you at whatever pace it chooses.
>[ ] Write in.
IT LIVES!
I hope Laura isn't too mad
What are some RPGs where my PC can make 155 million dollars?
Out of chargen?
In life?
Annually?
Per day?
Well, any of them that feature America, I guess, considering what a 'dollar' is.
>>46102070
This is the apex of shit posting
New cool land vehicle thread.
Bump limit reached on >>46095987I'm trying to write dieselpunk and I need more ideas.
>>46102045
>>46102045
Do you need Dieselpunk images or story ideas?
Back when you were young, did you ever get bullied for being a fa/tg/uy or a ca/tg/irl?
Nah.
I got teased, but that's normal.
No, I was teased for completely different reasons because my D&D hobby was with my friends, who were also teased for different reasons, and we didn't play in the fucking cafeteria.
Human. your people are gone, we could not save them and can only sustain you a little while longer. but we can preserve you in memory, so tell us human what would you have as the final words of your people. Give us the epitaph of humanity that the universe may know who you were.
>>46101967
I am hilarious, and you will quote everything...I...Sayyy...
>>46101967
We
Was
Kings
Ayy lmao
What up fellow fa/tg/uys? Let's open some sealed magic product!
Tonight will be tournament decks for Invasion, Mirrodin, and Mirage. Tournament decks have 3 rares, 10 uncommons, and then like twenty some commons and lands each, for a total of 75 cards. Except with really old sets like Mirage which only has 60. In those they have 3 rares, 9 uncommons, and the rest commons and land iirc.
I don't just charge to the rares, I read each card and pull out what ones I think are playable for my EDH binder. So updates will be slow.
Let's begin!
Goods for the whole weekend. The other 3 are for tomorrow.
Let's start with Invasion.
Really old sets don't come inner sleeved! This is where you have to really trust your supplier. Try local baseball card stores. Those guys specialize in sealed product.
Would it not be better objectively when the vampires conquer the empire? A vampire Empire would be a far stronger bastion against the chaos and other enemies.
>>46101588
>Hey, why don't we just let horrible monsters take over?
>Yeah, they'd totally be able to protect us from the other horrible monsters!
>I love this idea. I see nothing wrong with this plan at all.
>Totally. I welcome the day our bloodthirsty overlords sweep across the land with a plague of undeath. Poisoning the land for all living things!
>>46101588
They'd spend more time stabbing each other in the back than getting shit done.
>>46101899
>Everyone becomes undead
>No living left to worry about the undead
>Problem solves itself
Y'all lazy edition.
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>RESOURCES
http://www.mtgcommander.net
>Official Site: Contains deck building rules and the current ban list.
http://www.tappedout.net
>Deck List Site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck’s strategy and card choices.
http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/the-game/commander-edh
>Another resource for commander discussion; they have an entire forum dedicated to discussing decks. People often make primers, which go into detail about how they built and play their deck.
http://www.edhrec.com/
>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internet.
http://manabasecrafter.com/
>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen Commander’s color identity.
CARD SEARCHING
http://gatherer.com
>Official search site. Current for all sets but has a terrible UI.
http://www.magiccards.info
>Unofficial, but has GOAT search interface.
What're you guys working on since no none could be bothered to make a thread?
Holy shit is edh dead or something? What happened?
>>46101910
still waiting, hoping for more spoilers than the lackluster ones we've had today.
Can anyone give me tips on my deck? http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/wrexial-and-his-leviathans/
It's a cthulhu-esque deck centered around krakens, leviathans and other big sea creatures. Do i have enough ways to get those creatures on the board and are there any other thematic cards i could use?
What kind of gear should a trooper in a high technology space opera setting be using? Other than the obvious, like laser guns and jetpacks.
>>46100940
Gravitational adjustment boots/field
Personal self contained breathing apparatus
Personal anti decompression generator
wrist computer for decompression calculations
just shit scuba divers have
>>46101120
Also things that protect from all sorts of super cancer inducing cosmic death rays
So, basically a way to deal with
1.) breathing
2.) crazy pressure fluctuations
4.) crazy gravity differences
5.) cosmic cancer death rays
diaper (or some other device that allows for the removal of bodily waste from their suit)
Drown Orgrimmar Edition
Discuss the viability of the Warcraft Universe as a tabletop RPG setting.
Last thread
>>46083298
Platinum jaina a beast
>>46100698
Fucking blue dragons, man. She was going to go through with it; the spell had already been cast!
So, on the subject of the idea that would never happen where the Burning Legion manages to destroy prime-timeline Azeroth, and people jump ship to AU Draenor and set up shop there, there was another idea a friend presented to me. Basically, another status quo shake-up that would never happen, but I think would be cool.
His idea was that, once the Old Gods become even more prominent, the two-faction system shifts. The Alliance and Horde become firmer allies, but themselves have massive separatist movements engineered by the Old Gods, and the opposition turns from Alliance vs Horde to Free Peoples vs Old Gods, essentially. The two factions, for the most part, share races and classes, but with twists. Shadow Paladins for the Old Gods, for example.
Like I said, it would never happen, but I think it could be cool. Maybe for WoW 2, if that would ever exist.
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>>46100372
I'm doin' alright. How you doin?
>>46100372
>Elf Tits Edition
Alright. So I'm working on a dex/cha Warlord(Steelfist Commando).
What are some feats/equipment I'll really want if I plan to do unarmed as a Steelfist Commando? I've never build a warlord before so any general advice would be nice.
Also: Is there anything that lets you jump further than your base speed in a turn? I'm looking to have a truly silly Acrobatics score and looking to make real use of it.
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We came upon a lead to discover more about March 22nd in one Holly Holden. Unfortunately, we were turned away at the door by the neighbors, claiming 'our kind' had harassed her enough. Moments later, Nighthawk appeared and offered us the chance to become a part of the conspiracy between the Union and the lawless element, saying it was the 'permanent' way of keeping a sense of peace.
We staunchly refused with an uppercut, and eventually defeated him. Unfortunately, invoking the Phoenix's power then lead to us being knocked out. The neighbors, seeing we were certainly NOT part of the Union's conspiracy, let us talk to Holly when we woke up. She told us about the hero who committed the act, saying it was an accident that froze everyone in the building to death. That, and he lives in guilt of what he's done, but is nothing but a Union puppet now.
And now...
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With feet hitting the pavement in strides, you make your way home, your thoughts are pounding in your skull. Even if you beat the Union, all you'd do is disorganize heroes. If all the legality came back into a hero's life, they'd spend too much time in court while the very people they fight against could avoid punishment.
Still, if it's true that Makoto's brother was killed once he found out the truth...then they're nowhere as benevolent as Nighthawk claimed. This grey blight on the city, while not wholly black, was still a blight!
Still...a hard day of fighting just wasn't for you right now. It'd be a good idea to just relax for now. A mind that can have rest is a mind better prepared to fight, after all.
What to do?
>Call up Makoto; time for an impromptu date!
>Get to Knightmare, we can talk.
>Hit up an arcade.
>Write-in.
>>46100310
>Hit up an arcade.
Relaxing, and also helps with hand-eye coordination.
>Hit up the arcade
Ever sense QuestGuy Tron'ed us I've been in the mood for some arcade-ness.
>>46100310
>Call up Makoto, time for an impromptu date!
Onee-sama, you're back!
>also need a filename for this
>>46099831
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