Wtf /tg/ what is it with retards in Games Workshop?
I mean wew lad it was only one unit, I wasn't exacatly fielding a whole army of Forge World exclusive shit.
Forge World is part of the company but you can't use it in the majority of shops cause butthurt staff crying about their sales targets and poorfags crying because they can't afford it.
Has this happened to anyone else?
What is the point in selling Forge World stuff if you can't use it, can someone non retarded who works for GW actually explain it?
I am actually thinking about writing a letter to White Dwarf to get official clarification on this shit once and for all if they don't outright bin it.
Diana did nothing wrong!
>>48227676
>can't use it in the majority of shops
You can in the majority.
Only a small minority of GWs ban FW. If your store bans it then find a different store, all non GW stores will allow it and the vast majority of GWs also allow it.
Unless that GW is the only local gaming store you have, this shouldn't be an issue. If that is the case, you can probably snitch to GW support and/or higher ups, they might do something about it.
>>48227814
>you can probably snitch to GW support and/or higher ups, they might do something about it.
They definitely will, because not allowing FW models into the store reduces the incentive to buy FW models, and therefore eats into their profits.
"You wish to hide, witchling?"
Of course I want to hide from the crazy lady swinging a sword at me! A real metal sword with real cutty and stabby bits and everything! What kind of person does something like that?
Even worse, somehow the voice of the sword lady remains completely serene and uncaring as she calls out to me through the cover of smoke I apparently created. Isn't she the least bit spooked by that? Not that I really knew what was going to happen, but I guess it sort of matches the 'HIDE' label on the bottle and she doesn't know I didn't know! So it should totally count, but this lady...
Fine! We'll do it her way, then!
As quietly as I can I rummage through the emergency pack for something that will help me out here. More hiding won't do, with those huge ears of hers she'll probably find me eventually. And if I try to run... well, her legs are much longer than mine too!
'BOOM'? It sounds like the kind of thing you'd use when someone is trying to kill you, but how do I know how big the boom will be? Maybe it does nothing, maybe it causes a cave-in! Probably not a good idea!
'FIRE'? I already used one of those to light the torch - wait where is that anyway? Did I drop it without even noticing? - anyway, it sure made fire, but the fire kept burning for a long while even on the cave floor where some of the liquid spilled. It would DEFINITELY hurt her, but... I think I'd rather not!
'SMALL'? Hey, that sounds good! If she was smaller, maybe she wouldn't be able to fight anymore! That sounds perfect! Okay, now I just wait quietly until...
"Do you not wish to save your dear friend, witchling? Is your heart -that- cold?"
"Amalia! What did you do to-"
"Thank you." What? What does she mean tha- oh no!
"EEK!"
>>48242624
Like a flash of lightning, the sword lady suddenly appears through the smoke, her sword raised above her head. She swings downward and I only narrowly manage to move out of the way in time. If she hadn't said that, I don't think I would have made it at all!
After that, I run. I know she can hear me this way, but right now I just want to be some place with much less 'her' in it!
Eventually I realize I've left the cloud of smoke we were in, so now she'll be able to see me anyway.
Yet another moment later I realize that this is exactly what I want! Now I can go back to my original plan of waiting and then hitting her with the flask when she-
"WHAH! TAKE THAT!"
Let me finish my thoughts already! Anyway, let's see what the potion di-
..
..
"HOW DID YOU DO THAT?"
It didn't hit her at all! All of the greenish potion stuff only got on her sword! How can you parry something like that so easily!
She locks her cold, piercing, eyes on me, sending a paralyzing shiving down my spine. If she was a normal psycho, I think this is the part where she should be smiling sadistically but instead she just stands there, unmoving like a statue, and somehow I can't bring myself to do anything either!
About two thirds of an eternity later she finally moves her sight from me, moving them to look at her... huh?
The sword! It shrunk! And it shrunk a lot too, it's not even the size of a butter knife now! She tries to swing it about a few times, ineffectively, and then once again locks her eyes on me. They're different though, not the same placid eyes as before, they flicker just a little, hiding just a hint of sadness.
She does not stop, though. She still wants to fight??
>"Stop please! We don't have to keep fighting!" [Plea]
>"Surrender! Or I'll... Or I'll do far worse!" [Fear]
>"I can fix that if you stop fighting!" [Deception]
Obligatory OP paste below:
>Nadja's Seniors:
Mistress' current opinion: 25/100
Lily's current opinion: 05/100
Camille's current opinion: 10/100
>Seal: 95/100
>Nadja's Witchy Skills:
Herbalism: Initiated
Penmanship: Fledgling*
Infusion: Uninitiated
*Nadja has proven to be naturally talented at this set of skills. She learns more quickly and has a chance to intuitively understand this type of magic simply by looking at it.
>Communication:
Twitter: https://twitter.com/FriendQM
>Archives:
4plebs archive: http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/Witch%20Apprentice%20Quest/order/asc/
Suptg archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Witch%20apprentice%20quest
>Resources:
Nadja's Notebook: http://pastebin.com/MabAXjBs (OUTDATED but still available, last updated 19-03-2016. I'll fix it soon, promise!)
>>48242640
>>"I can fix that if you stop fighting!" [Deception]
>setting has not-vikings
>entire culture revolves around war
>they are great fighters
what spawned this meme? Norse weren't a fucking warrior culture and they were so garbage at fighting they couldn't deal with monastery levies in Ireland.
>>48239283
Eternal Anglo got rekt by a crippled Norseman, so they portray them as fearsome warriors to make it seem less embarrassing than it actually is.
>>48239283
Same place that did these memes:
Frogs are bad at fighting and surrender
Spaniards are anything but psychopaths that will murder anything that moves after or during raping it
It's easy to fall back on irl for inspiration for setting flavour. Fantasy in general is an idealised medieval English clusterfuck. Not-Arabs/asians/mongols in the east, not-vikings/norse in the north.
>The strongest DnD/Pathfinder party you've ever been a part of has to go up against Guts in his Berserker Armor.
Guts is sure that you are all servants of Griffith, and it would take a huge fucking charisma roll to convince him otherwise.
You encounter one another in a ruined colosseum. Who wins?
C'mon, man. Just because you just found out about Berserk doesn't mean you have to make ten Berserk threads every day.
Especiaily one this stupid.
I love Berserk, but if you really need to talk about it, just go to /a/.
>>48224870
This is the first /tg/ thread I've made in a while. How many Berserk threads have there been?
>>48224935
Just about daily since the new anime started and the video game announcement and the new chapter came out.
The pastebin: http://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu
Last thread: >>48234207
>>48244852
Seriously, when is the expansion going to come out? The creator said he'd have it done a good couple weeks ago. If your on the thread creator, do you need some help? I'd gladly assist.
Totally not hopingread: Beggingfor a certain someone to post their build
Pathfinder General /pfg/
Catfolk > kitsune, prove me wrong
N. Jolly's vigilante book playtest: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Hrk1hl8uXVHazaiPOCvWsFUHX3PB6fQVd13tzguJTgE/edit?usp=sharing
Unified /pfg/ link repository: http://pastebin.com/hdPm41ad
Please search for the unerrata'd content here:
http://web.archive.org/web/http://www.d20pfsrd.com/
Old Thread: >>48230570
Are there any Final fantasy based dancer home-brew classes? Or is the best option a bard?
>>48243140
There's the War Dancer from DDS, but its not really that close to FF Dancer.
For what reason does your PC enter the dungeon, /pfg/?
This is Sergeant Ordenius to the Herald of Imperial Goodwill. Come in Herald! Forward Operating Base Octavia is secured and awaiting additional reinforcements as well as resupply. Otherwise we won't be able to take down that Titan...
------------------------------------------------------------
1d4Chan: https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Campaign:Penal_regiment_designation_/tg/
Steam Group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/40k_penal_regiment.
FAQ:
>What the fuck is this?
Somewhat a campaign of crack-infused free-form roleplay in the grim darkness of the far future.
>When do you guys make these threads?
Usually mondays at 4PM GMT, but they sometimes extend to Tuesdays if we got caught in the middle of something when the thread died and it was too late to make another one the same day.
>Can I join in?
Sure, just think of a character and have fun, you can find most info in 1d4chan albeit it's ussually a little bit out of date in comparison to where the threads are.
>Is there any requirement in character creation.
Not really, we've had Xeno infiltrators, Chaos infiltrators, Villains, Heroes, Normal Guardsmen, Crazed Guardsmen, Assassins, Psykers, Space Marines, Inquisitors, Squats... just think whathever and join the fun.
>Is it allowed to have more than a single character?
Yes as long as you don't use it to powerplay.
>So how you guys do the playan'?
We tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, but nothing is set in stone.
We tend to use greentexts for describing a character's actions, but again nothing is set in stone.
Use d20s for combat checks and d100s for other things you want to roll, higher Is better.
It's important to know that the regiment is now in the employ of a radical Ordo Xenos Inquisitor, with influence from an Ordo Malleus Inquisitor and under the watch of an Ordo Hereticus Inquisitor. Yes we've been through a lot of shit.
>The young NCO would lean himself into the folding chair beneath him. The exhaustion from running the F.O.B. all by himself finally kicking in.
Throne... This must be my punishment for always making fun of the COs...
>He gives himself a quick couple of light smacks to his cheeks to wake himself up before continuing with issuing orders to the front line.
Shit! I'm late!
>>48241544
>>48241544I was wondering where you and the others were. Anyways I'll be back in about five to ten minutes. Have to do something outside
Filename thread?
>>48235279
More akin to having a negative wisdom modifier.
>>48235279
>tfw people responding via twitter all have -4 int
my sides.
Monday Night Age of Darkness Smackdown
Guys, don't have a case of the Mondays Sub-Edition
In the last thread one post about Dorn lead to what he's done with his life, indecisive anon became a BAfag thanks to Polk, IG vs SA posting happened, expect to see more horned marines later on, discussion on non-marine Land Raiders was made, non-Servatar chainglaves aren't that nice, one Anon had a brainfart, we saw one Anon's model with questionable hair and Anons argued about Indominatus plus much more in the last thread >>48220414
Red Book Links:
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww2.zippyshare.com%2Fv%2Fs15Jqk1t%2Ffile.html
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmega.nz%2F%23!Jx1UGCTI!vMJN89z7p8tiEC7YOAj477g6RxDtJ7culVLF3q3godg
HH Book 6 - Retribution PDF:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/8aqx9j3a8erqv8d/The_Horus_Heresy_Book_6_-_Retribution.pdf or
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fkat.cr%2Fthe-horus-heresy-book-6-retribution-pdf-t12199249.html
HHG FAQ - http://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8
Official HH 7th Edition Errata (Updated January 2016) - http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/resources/fw_site/fw_pdfs/Horus_Heresy/Horus_Heresy_7th_Edition.pdf
Other official downloads: http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/Downloads#horusheresy
HH Rules:
Crusade Army List: http://www.mediafire.com/download/1lprm5vd99yafa3/
Mechanicum Taghmata Army List: https://mega.nz/#!LFwTjQ7B!mF0eVOY8P1MPT0a-QSXypXo_ZfskhYynD41PrkaTbD8
30k/40k Rules: https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ!EVh0GZZS
30k/40k Rules and more (torrents): https://kat.cr/usearch/%22Forge%20World%22%20heresy%20user:epistolary/
30k Black Library: https://mega.nz/#F!0RlxDZQC!qAu9BaubWa3KeihJRmOcsg
Strawpoll links: http://www.strawpoll.me/10558764
www.strawpoll.me/10663447
>>48234777
It was Monday, ok? That's the reason for the brainfart, don't see why we should carry it over in this new papa Nurgle thread.
why is sanguinius so overrated?
the only battle he fought he lost horribly.
>Dorn wasn't stalking my dreams last night
Thank you Man Emperor Urist for keeping your son out of my dreams. But he did replace Xenomorphs with Dorn though strangely enough.
No WIP thread on /tg/?!? Emperor's Teeth! That's HERESY!
>Citadel Painting Guides:
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/drb4mezm6792i/not_citadel_nothing_to_see_here
>Paint range compatibility chart across manufacturers
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Paint_Range_Compatibility_Chart
>Painting guides, Uniforms & Heraldry books, Painting Videos, Visions, ebooks and White Dwarves:
https://mega.co.nz#F!Wl5DAbCb!TYxZG4CgX_x-NJu7JBwbZQ
>Painting Videos only
https://mega.nz/#F!fkcliY4L!mhdmIs2lT3mFG3VwoLO8Qw
https://mega.nz/#F!XEJSFDCL!9ZZKiLi6M_wguI1uTpyjPg
https://mega.co.nz/#F!WUsUlSLb!556OumKLhusFd9Fw5dBMdA
>Fuckin Magnets how do they work?
[YouTube] How to Magnetize a Tyranid Carnifex (embed)
http://www.miniwargaming.com/magnet-guide
http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/topic/297605-tutorial-magnetisation/
>List of mini manufacturers for converting and proxy
http://pastebin.com/p6bVhGsg (embed)
>Stripping Paint
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Dakka_Modeling_FAQ:_How_to_Strip...
>Ventilate, motherfucker
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronic_solvent-induced_encephalopathy
http://www.hse.gov.uk/pubns/indg273.pdf
>Previous thread:
>>48163825
>>48225273
Wait, that's not the previous thread... but the previous thread isn't showing up in the archive? Shit, did it get deleted or something?
>>48225273
>>48225313
Real previous thread:
>>48200863
>So WIP that the first post is WIP
>>48225313
>Wait, that's not the previous thread
I had to make do without the text file containing our usual copypasta when I made >>48163825, hence my comment:
>"Copypasta will be back to normal next time" edition.
I learned from my mistake and have a copy of that file on my flash drive now. Thanks for starting us a new thread, anon. Here are the remaining links for the OP:
>DIY Lightbox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyxzC5kqbyw
>How to Moldlines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4LZ8iCSkeU
>Fuckin Magnets how do they work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Tkw7ttTIo
>In the face of death, I shall have no remorse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_ZgyNoHtjw
/btg/ is dead, long live /btg/!
Kuritans doing Kurita things
Old Thread: >>48151367
================================================
Combat Manuals Kurita
http://www.mediafire.com/download/l317qcmc9i81744/E-CAT35261_BattleTech_Combat_Manual_Kurita.pdf
Campaign Operations
http://www.mediafire.com/download/b7e9bgevanjxf3y/E-CAT35007_Campaign_Operations.pdf
TtS McEvedy's Folly
http://www.mediafire.com/download/0i6ldp6u1qxbfh5/E-CAT35SN209_BattleTech_Touring_the_Stars_McEvedys_Folly.pdf
================================================
>/btg/ does a TRO:
http://builtforwar.blog(not spam)spot.com/
>How do I do this Against the Bot thing?
http://pastebin.com/pE2f7TR5
>Overview of the major factions?
http://bg.battletech.com/universe/great-houses/
http://bg.battletech.com/universe/the-clans/
http://bg.battletech.com/universe/other-powers/
>How do I find out what BattleMechs a faction has?
http://masterunitlist.info/
>Map of /btg/ players (WIP):
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1116217&add=1
>BattleTech Introductory Info and PDFs
http://bg.battletech.com/?page_id=400
>Rookie guides
http://pastebin.com/HZvGKuGx
>Sarna.net - BattleTech Wiki
http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Main_Page
>Megamek - computer version of BattleTech. Play with AI or other players
http://megamek.info/
Unit Designing Softwares
>SSW Mech Designer
http://www.solarisskunkwerks.com/
>MegaMek Lab
http://megameklab.sourceforge.net/
>BattleTech IRC
#battletech on irc.rizon.net
>PDF Folders
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/9q792hobnbpw3/Battletech
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/sdckg6j645z4j/Battletech
friendly reminder this comic exists in-universe
>>48201500
Shillering Sword, full version of this picture when?
By the way, how's work? I don't remember seeing you on a long time
>>48201520
I disbelieve, solely on the basis that they'd be more likely to say "fifteen meters" than "fifty feet".
>Trove -- https://mega.nz/#F!3FcAQaTZ!BkCA0bzsQGmA2GNRUZlxzg!jJtCmTLA
>Useful Shit -- http://pastebin.com/FQJx2wsC
Last Thread >>48075802
Accepting uploads.
Question of the thread:
What are you working on?
>>48168405
Thanks, I was just about to make a new one.
OSRIC - Advanced Adventures #21 - The Obsidian Sands of Syncrates.pdf
OSRIC - Advanced Adventures #22 - Stonepick Crossing.pdf
OSRIC - Advanced Adventures #23 - Down the Shadowvein.pdf
OSRIC - Advanced Adventures #24 - The Mouth of the Shadowvein.pdf
OSRIC - Advanced Adventures #25 - Beneath the Heart of Empire.pdf
OSRIC - Advanced Adventures #26 - The Witch Mounds.pdf
OSRIC - Advanced Adventures #27 - Bitterroot Briar.pdf
OSRIC - Advanced Adventures #28 - Redtooth Ridge.pdf
OSRIC - Advanced Adventures #29 - The Doom of Red Rauthim.pdf
OSRIC - Advanced Adventures #30 - To End the Rising.pdf
OSRIC - Advanced Adventures #31 - The Lost Lair of Drecallis.pdf
http://www.uploadmb.com/dw.php?id=1467937444
>>48168484
The two from the last thread have been uploaded. Downloading this now.
>>48168405
>What are you working on?
Another magic system, I'm starting to get sick of classic vancian. Been thinking of magic it two-parted, with the wizard being able to do simple but interesting cantrips (Beyond the Wall style) and also powerful but dangerous spells (DCC style). There would be no middle ground.
I talked a DM into letting me replace my character's heart with a Dragon's heart. We've decided that dragon's breath weapons don't come from the heart but from another organ in the body. With that in mind, what effects would you see the character feeling. It was an adult Blue at the time of removal.
>>48215329
>With that in mind, what effects would you see the character feeling.
The major effect would be death, followed by death, and a sidedish of death. Let's assume for some reason that ripping out your own heart and replacing it with the dragon's heart is not a problem. Let's assume your body doesn't reject it. How does it function?
Your veins and arteries are not the size of a dragon's. Or are you also transmogrifying your circulatory system? If so, why not just transform into a dragon entirely?
>>48215357
had it shrunk down to the appropriate size and transplanted both using science and magic
>>48215329
Manifestations/surges of magical power, a la Sorcerers. If you aren't a Sorcerer then it should be uncontrolled, maybe inconvenient or even dangerous to you.
It could add some Lightning resistance.
>>48215357
>shit that doesn't matter
Johnny is a WIP meme edition.
>Fresh(er) pasta:
>Rules databases
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
>FAQ’s and Errata (outdated but official)
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata
>40k 7th edition quick reference sheet(s).
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef.pdf
>Forgeworld Book index
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Forge_World_and_Apocalypse_Rules_Index
> The Black Library(Stay the fuck away from the clowns)
https://mega.nz/#F!wx4BiKhD!YhnAf1BqSmAB8dO6xDM56Q!c4pGAJDb
> Space 0Din's glorious work
https://www.dropbox.com/s/lsx27fo3rq2x7tk/Codex%20-%20Orks%207th%20Edition%20Update%20[Space%20Odin](2016).pdf?dl=0
First question, has our shitposting gotten to the level where we need a pastebin filterlist for the omnipresent bait?
As someone who hasn't played in a while could someone please fill me in on what CAD and formations are? In fact I don't know about anything outside of the FOC so help would be appreciated.
>>48239347 #
When you play 30k
You must change the look, not the fluff, of one faction. I'd give SoBs skirts like pic related.
So how does hollywood and D&D get blacksmiths wrong?
>>48236121
>exposed flesh
>>48236121
According to DnD it takes like a year to make a suit of plate armor, which is factually incorrect. Takes like 2 weeks plus change.
>>48236121
I have a little bit of experience in actual blacksmithing. I've not noticed to much difference other then a fantasy aspect to DnD.
