>pick a system
>pick a class
>build a Bowie
>inb4 owlbear
>>44727008
>>pick a system
F.A.T.A.L.
>>44727008
his charisma and preform is too damn high for any system
Humanity Fuck Yeah thread?
>>44726596
I think you may have the wrong board friend.
>>>/g/
>>>/sci/
>>>/his/
>>44726717
>>>/nigger/
What game can i have a talking chicken as a follower or mount?
Gamma World
>>44726395
Fantasy Craft.
>>44726395
Is that what i think it is?
Hi /tg/ after i played the VN i think Song of Saya scenario would work well for Eldritch Horror Game as a low risk-high consequence Rumor Mythos.
I think the premise of the rumor would be slaying Saya who spawned in Tokyo before certain condition met like omens track or other stuff and she will accompanied by Fuminori who is basically a maniac statwise
any inputs are welcome
Make sure to include loli rape to give it that authentic feel.
>>44728023
basically it is investigators vs Saya and Fuminori so i don't think its a good idea
Do you think whats the good stats for both them in the board? probably saya will end up as epic monster
>>44726308
I feel the setting loses its appeal without the ability to fuck prepubescent girls.
>hey guys I just read/watched X
>the whole fucking adventure is the exact same plot as X
>hey guys I read on the internet about X
>the whole fucking adventure is the memery version of X
>>44726247
>Hey guys, I just read a shitpost
>The whole fucking thing is complete shit
>>44726247
great job!
Time to suit up. Anybody who complains about this belonging in /his/ can get >>>/out/
This thread, maybe some focus on period art of armor?
>>44726207
ARCHIVE: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Dungeon%20Life%20Quest
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You are Brianna la Croix, evidently the world's least expected love guru (/why/?), and you've finally got some time to yourself to just sit and think.
Like most times you have a spare few hours to sit and think, your mind wanders back to your past.
>>44726134
Oh my gosh that pic of good, cheers gentlemankong!
>>44726134
You were nine when you ran away from home. Your Grandpa told you later that it was a natural thing, that every kid tries to run away from home sometimes, but at the time you kinda felt like an asshole.
When you were gone, you'd made your first dead friend.
Not your first friend period - you had /friends/, and if you only had a /few/ friends, that was okay, because they were /good/ friends. But that afternoon you and Grandmother had a fight, and you said something hurtful, and she said something hurtful back, and next thing you remember you were sneaking out of your room, packing a canoe with food and hunting supplies, and preparing to Make It On Your Own.
You'd learned well from your Grandpa, but the Blind Marsh has no pity whatsoever, and you were only nine. It still took nearly four hours for you to go from 'I can do this' to 'maybe this was a bad plan' to 'sweet Gods, I'm going to die'.
The ghost girl, who had seemed so much older than you at the time - maybe fifteen when she'd died, with a curious look in her eyes and ugly bruises around her neck - came when you were sobbing in your boat, after you'd realized you were lost and alone and didn't know how to get back home.
"Hey," the ghost murmured. "I'm Nicole. Are you lost?"
"Yes," you'd told her, and she'd put a hand on your shoulder and smiled.
"Let's get you home."
>>44726189
*is
God damn auto correct
What /tg/ related novels are actually good?
>>44725677
Define "/tg/ related". Technically, all fiction is.
If you're talking about tie-in novels? None.
there were some Ravenloft novels I liked.
Scholar of Decay
I Strahd
Vampire of the Mists
of course, they're just cheap genre fiction but I enjoyed them well enough
>>44725677
If you mean books that read like a fun campaign, most Jim Butcher, Brandon Sanderson, Simon R. Green, Peter Brent, Peter Grant, Terry Pratchett, Fred Saberhagen, Fritz Lieber, Kevin Hearne, Glen Cook, or F. Paul Wilson.
Those are all good authors. Personally I recommend you start with Glen Cook's Garrett, P.I. series.
So I'm in the process of setting up for my first ever GMing experience, using the Alternity system. small session with two players, I'm hoping for buddy cop antics.
To start I'm doing a soft re-write of the premade adventures to fit with SC2 content, cherry picking elements to be removed for being too damn stupid (looking at you phoenix force kerrigan)
what is your advice for a soon to be first time GM?
also open to lore and rule discussion as those provide good inspiration or at least entertainment
That packet right there was both my very first PnP RPG experience, and GM experience, both happening in the same session.
My most memorable RPG session to date. Good luck, anon.
>>44726170
so its a good system to start with? good to hear
I've not done the Starcraft book, but Alternity in general is a good system. I found the quickstart material fun and easy to read, and my group enjoyed the Dark*Matter oneshot we did. The way armor works can be tricky, so remember to read over those rules.
"Starting The Thread Right Before Going To Sleep, Instead Of Right Before Going To Work" Edition.
>Peasant is a non-Official Magic the Gathering format established in 2001 by Robert Baronowski.
>Peasant was originally designed to create a competitive format that was financially accessible to a larger number of people.
Old Thread >>44712976
(tl;dr Decks are 60+ cards, sideboards are 15- cards, you can have 5 uncommons everything else is common, any white or black bordered sets are fair game)
To answer the question from the *one* reply (>>44714555) that thread got:
>What archetypes see play in peasant?
Combo decks that require rares aside, almost everything is viable.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1UwPL9mxi0NUWc5UJY46HruWqBCvLb3VyjnPyJTCfwwY/edit?pref=2&pli=1#gid=838503491
>Also, are some of the cards in that banlist there for their price like FoW, Bazhaar and Library or because they broke the format?
Near as I can tell, they were banned because their price was against the spirit of the format.
... I forgot the thread title. Well then.
Pauper>Peasant
I hope legacy masters give us good shit man.
>>44725612
>Pauper>Peasant
In player-base sure, otherwise them's fightin' words.
>I hope legacy masters give us good shit man.
We can only hope.
In my attempts to visualize a perfect race for my many fantasy scenarios and what not, I made up this detailed genetic dispersal number set, to sort of congeal certain phenotypical traits ultimately compiling into the female population of this race. Unfortunately, with the rules I've established, I have no idea how many 'subjects' will be at the end of the equation.
How do I quantify this ending population?
Examples of these "morphed" faces: KnFu
>>44724902
I don't understand.
Explain what you're doing from square one.
In this thread we talk about some of the absolute worst players we've played with, and hopefully stories of them getting rekt.
>Playing D&D one night
>Beta friend brings his gf
>tumblr. made. manifest.
>The dyed hair, problem glasses, overweight, the works
>The entire game she tries to overthrow le patriarchy, going into unnecessary detail about how her armor isn't sexy and that she's enlightened because she went to a sophisticated mage school to know more about the world and see through the lies
>The DM is visibly rustled but he's keeping his cool
>Eventually we arrive at an Elven kingdom, where the Queen is giving us the quest's deets on behalf of the King who is negotiating with another Kingdom
>tumblrtard actually tries to tell the Elven queen, surrounded by wealth and servants beyond count, that she is oppressed, and that she should stage a palace coup-de-grace against the king to have it become a matriarchy.
>roll for charisma
>1.
>The DM looks her in the eyes and gives her a gigantic, shit-eating 'you're fucked now' grin worthy of Jetstream Fucking Sam.
>The Elven Queen proceeds to say that she's never heard anything so incredibly, moronically incorrect in all of her years, and that such thoughts could only come from a mind broken beyond repair
>For the saftey of her kingdom and kingdoms everywhere, the Queen declares her legally insane and to be institutionalized in the asylum immediately
>She then tells the rest of the party that attempting to disobey the royal order will be treated as an act of war and she'll turn the army against them if they attempt to interfere
>Nobody objects
>The Queen gives the party the quest and the party hires a mage to compensate for losing tumblrtard
>She sits there sulking for the rest of game night
That wasn't the last time she was at game night either.
>>44724752
This one time I played with OP. He was and still is a shitty player.
>>44724752
Give us more, man. You can't leave us hanging like a dog from a tree like that.
>Things that didn't happen - Your made-up Stories
Thinking of getting this book. Does anyone here have experiance using it? is it worth the price tag? 40ish dollars
>>44724477
Never heard of it, but why no crop?
Care to explain where you found it, what the tone is, and how it spins the lore?
Honestly, start with Chambers. The King in Yellow is a short collection, and you have to know the origin.
If you are looking for a quality modern Carcosa, check out Impossible Landscapes when it drops in August (we hope!)
I assume you've seen True Detective s1? It's very low key, but it uses some symbolism and references.
>>44724477
http://projects.inklesspen.com/fatal-and-friends/halloween-jack/carcosa/
Don't do it. Just don't. 40 dollars will buy you at least two pizzas, depending on how fat you are.
>>44725744
>http://projects.inklesspen.com/fatal-and-friends/halloween-jack/carcosa/
This reads like Virtual Optim getting butthurt.
i jumped onto the computer to see if anyone gives a fuck that it's my birthday a few minutes ago, and i get the news that not only is David Bowie dead i get a call that my bestfriend/non-bloodbrother just died in a car crash to come see me.
>his brother told me he packed all his Traveller gear
>my birthday present was a suprise game
>hold me guys
Nice blogpost breh
Sorry to hear it. Don't loose hope. 4chan is not the place you need to be however- your family likely needs you more right now.
>>44724415
>my bestfriend/non-bloodbrother just died in a car crash to come see me
And your first instinct is to post about it here?
What's your malfuction?
This is Twitter level material. Go go go!
>>44724426
agreed with this fa/tg/uy
Your family will help you more.
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It's made of meat
There are only five people in it
>>44724518
It's a very small island.
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