put your dick in it

>>44724980
with a magic ball gag

>>44725017
> Not wanting a drooling cup

We've been doing a practice session for our upcoming campaign, which will be the first time most of us have played shadowrun. This happened in the second practice session.
>the hacker, a dwarf going by Technoviking (in all three senses of the word), has hobo with a shotgun quality, opts to sleep outside other player's apartment after doing some hacking at their place
>awaken to the sound of a screaming viking yelling at the rest of us to get downstairs to fight the devil
>walk...
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>>44724312
And from another perspective...
>be me
>skipping school because it is SO lame
>naked dude gets chased out of an alley by a devil rat
>oh shit time for some viral video money
>start filming as he completely fails to hit the rat
>some woman walks out of the apartment building, stares, then shoots the rat
>the...
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>How do you like your HTR teams? Ded killy, bigger trenchcoats than the players, or twirling moustache villains?

My HTR teams vary based on the corp, but I'm actually pretty hype about the Augmented Special Tactics Division of Knight Errant that I'm working on. Small division of biocompatible Knight Errant officers, loaded up with muscle replacements, reaction enhancers, and dermal armor, then trained by the high-tier prime runner team that KE keeps on payroll (eventual antagonists depending on how things go down) to operate specifically...
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>>44722850
Someone approaches you and tells you your waifu a shit. What do you do?

>>44722850
If the party is sentinent?

Wut?

What is love?

>>44718237

Let him play Ascension if he wants to play Ascension man. There isn't any point in giving someone a list of 2e spoilers if he isn't familiar with 1e and isn't interested in even playing Awakening. They are different games. Its not like Awakening is an "upgrade" of Ascension. 2e especially is going to be far removed from what drew him to Ascension.

As for the discussion last thread about Mage 1e core, I do think that it's hate is a bit misplaced. I really, really liked Awakening's...
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>>44718581
>Mages have a *lot* of unusual places to go digging through. One of the sample settings' central Mystery is about gateways to alternate universes that keep opening up in the city.
Please stop selling me on this book and let me buy the damn book already.

>>44718342
You should probably pester the guy who does the Monday Meeting Notes stuff to update Mage's status, btw

>>44712747
Warhammer DnD some other table top game

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>>44712747
SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, SNAGA! THE KING EXCELLENT DON'T WANT YER JABBERING, HE WANTS MAN-BLOOD! GET MARCHING LITTLE WHELP, OR YER GOING IN THE GREAT MANGLER!

>>44712747
Goblins were something else entirely, as I recall. Much weaker and vulnerable to sunlight.

>>44705976
Hard for me to analyze this set for drafting. It's difficult to gauge the value of drafting wastes and <> cards

From looking at the set I think red and black look the most powerful and blue seems to be the worst

Surge is shit and support should be good

What are the chances of getting one of the expedition foiled lands?

>>44706199
Low.

>Xin Sheng edition

We've been doing that for 15 years, can't we have something new?

>>44688882
No. This is BattleTech: there's nothing nice here.

>>44688882
Not until it stops ruining everything for everyone OTHER than the cappies

Previous thread here
>>44720826

QM twitter: @sZsSUGltNA

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Scrolling down you see several options, ARM, DISARM, LAUNCH and UNLOCK

>>44742139
Scroll to rightward then.

UNLOCK.

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The resulting shitstorm that is currently raging on social media made Trick Jarrett issue an official statement - which was ill-received:

> Hey folks, I checked into this and here’s what I can tell you:

> First is an important clarification: Proxy cards are substitute cards created solely by judges in sanctioned tournaments. These substitutes are allowed when authorized game cards become unplayable during a sanctioned tournament because of damage or excessive wear. Unauthorized reproductions of our game are...
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This is just sad and as always WotC has an horrible PR.

They're putting the last nail to the Legacy coffin. Fuck the Reserve List.

>>44741702
>markered cards are considered counterfeit
I pulled an On Nixilis at prerelease and scribbled on a plains because I didn't bring sleeves. This would be disallowed?

>acknowledged how difficult legacy is to get into
>doesn't even bother suggesting a solution
Ok

Reminder that balance in this game is being able to do damage without impunity.

how many units of reavers should i have as dark eldar? i'm thinking 2 units of 6 with 2 blasters and 2 cluster caltrops along with 6 venoms or is that too many?

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Is this allowed?

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>>44735719

You frown and sigh heavily as you park the car in the driveway. This is not a discussion you’re looking forward to having with your family, especially your parents. How does one even prepare for this kind of thing anyway?

But at any rate, they’ll be happy to see you. You haven’t been up to visit since the school year ended. Finding a job for the summer and settling your student loans in order have been your primary focus. At least you've got some good news to bring home.

You stick your keys in the front door and twist, only for the wood to burst forwards and surprise you with…

>A veritable army of laughing ankle-biters that tackle you to the ground.

>The sloppy kiss of a mid-air black furball.

>>44735786
Extra family or dog. Hmm...
>A veritable army of laughing ankle-biters that tackle you to the ground.

>>44735786
>>The sloppy kiss of a mid-air black furball.
then
>A veritable army of laughing ankle-biters that tackle you to the ground.
NO ESCAPE

>>44735526

and Sam and Lucy stop, turning back to look at Berry as she leans over the front of the cart to glare at the both of them. Sam picks his jaw back up and opens his mouth to try to say something as Lucy turns back, closing her mouth shut, looking embarrassed and shot down completely .

And I can't stop myself from giggling at the looks on their faces, it's like they just got yelled at by a teacher, oh I'm going to have to treat Berry to something nice when we get to the next town.

"We...
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>>44735537
>[] Tease both of them with Minor
>[] Ask Little green if you can ride it
>[] Give Berry a fist bump
>[] SOooo changing the subject, how much longer till we get somewhere that can get me new shoes...and a shirt that isn't more tattered than Sam's gloves

>>44735537
>[] Give Berry a fist bump
>[] ask Poi for her wisdom
>[] SOooo changing the subject, how much longer till we get somewhere that can get me new shoes...and a shirt that isn't more tattered than Sam's gloves
>[] write in

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>>44733710
Inventory will be updated whenever a significant change has occurred, or upon request

>>44733710
>Pull your piece

>>44733710
>grab the guy, bear hug him, smash him in the face with your metal face
>if you have time pull your gun and kneecap the other bastards

>>44731900
Bbeg is wealthy. Not rich, but wealthy. Money means nothing to him.

>>44731900
BBEG is made of bees and nothing but bees.

>BBEG

Ugh, how lame.

You jolt awake again, still bound wrist and ankle with rough cords, pitch black all around you. The air feels stale, and hotter than before.

On the other hand you’re not pressed up against the others anymore, and rather than hard concrete, you’re laying on a cold metallic floor. You’ve been moved. You can’t even hear the others now, everything else drowned out by the sound of a loud engine.

Forcing yourself to sit up, you explore the short area in your reach with your hands, fumbling against another metallic wall behind you, feels thin, and it rattles a...
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>>44731799
>>Get your phone out, where ever Elecmon is, Digivolving should help him.

>>44731799
>try and see if we can get those cords off
Might need to get Elecmon to gnaw them though