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An OZ based prison rpg. You are the prisoners, I am the Warden. Name and Crime? (After 4 prisoners have been register the scenario will begin)
Folsom Whyz - Stabbing
>Graz.
>mass murder.
James Townsend- Smuggling and possession of narcotics
Guns, blow, fake designer hand bags, James would sell anything he could make a buck off of.
You're the last Unicorn, the last of your kind. You've been locked away. For what purpose? you don't know. You fear what one might want with a majestic rarity such as yourself. You fear what will happen if you don't escape.
Saw my horn off
>>224319
Perform magic.
>>224323
You find it hard to fathom how you would even begin to manipulate such a tool with your equine hooves.
The Yellow Scarves begin to march against the Imperial forces. In this time of war, Zheng Li has chosen to side with neither the rebels nor the Imperial Han forces, instead creating a small band of young volunteer soldiers. The noble Hao Xian and the warrior Yang Jing join his cause. Having defeated a bandit force around the area of Xuchang, Zheng Li rests his men at a nearby village.
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You recuperate your forces at the coastal village for a few days. The populace has mixed feelings about your presence; while some are gracious to you for the defeat of the bandits, other are more concerned about a rogue army in their vicinity. Your supplies are plentiful from having taken the bandit camp’s loot and your soldiers in good morale after their outstanding victory. You have 150 taels of gold to spend on troops, supplies, or personal items. The soldiers respect you as a warrior and a leader.
With your forces replenished, what do you plan to do? You hear that...
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>>223953
Awww yeeaaahh
>>223957
>maintain your army at the current position and expand your forces for a month
Now that we've bled them a little we should capitalise on that and expand and train. I'm not sure how many competent bowmen we can churn out in a month though, with all that tael we could surely hire hunters or trainers of some sort?
You are a Jedi anon, and you need to hunt down Dark force users. You ran into a female Twi'lek with a double-blade lightsaber. What do?
>>229501
>red saber
Kill her she's a dark force user
Masaka!
>>229557
Whip out our other saber.
Our dick saber.
It is the year 1851 AUC (1097 AD), ten years after the Great Charter brought the separate peoples of Italy into a single federation. You are Crassius Curio, a Roman Senator elected by one of the three assemblies of the city of Roma; you now make up a part of the ruling body of the Federation. In the last day you have attended your first Senate meeting, gave an excellent oration, and helped pass the relatio of Senator Tiberius. Your early success has endeared you in the eyes of Tiberius’ faction, and brought the attention of many others, thus plunging you deep within the politics...
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>>233940
>Manage your finances.
Having read through Landolfo’s invitation and sent a response, you turn to the matter of what you should do with the first day between sessions. After a bit of thought, you decide that the best thing to do for now would be to see to your own finances; a proclamation a few years ago had for the first time set up a wage system for senators, but in reality you weren’t getting paid much more than the average laborer for a day’s work. Thus you think on what can...
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>>233944
“I wouldn’t say it if it weren’t true. There are other problems that arose from that though. With the passing of the relatio, a lot of senators on the Gothic side are worried that the Senate is moving to get rid of the provincial forces guaranteed in the Charter, and if the senators are worried, you can be sure the princes they represent will be absolutely panicked. Now I don’t know if that was the actual intention with the motion, but in order to avoid a crisis the Senate is going to need to guarantee those...
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Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)
>>233948
>Attempt to negotiate the number down.
I won't support the bill if it can't be negotiated down.
I have a very large collection of Munchkin (base set backs only) and today we're going to go on an adventure with them!
In a generic fantasy land filled with silly monsters and dungeons, you have set yourself upon a path to defeat the evil boss monster! You must get to level 20 and save the world! Along the way you'll kill monsters, loot their bodies, explore dungeons and more!
Right now you are a level 1 nobody with no class (get it?)
First thing's first: are you a boy or a girl?
>>226223
>Girl
Let's see whether or not what /tg/ says about Munchkin is true.
>>226223
>Girl
On a far off planet lay you: a being that is able to evolve any creature!
The planet you inhabit is a swamp land, covered in muddy, feet deep water. As far as the eye can see, mangrove-like trees dot the land. Any land there is is basically just small muddy islands. On this quest, you will evolve the four creatures in the picture.
RULES:
>Take an existing creature and add a small and semi-realistic mutation to it (spikes, feathers, longer tail, etc.) using whatever program you have. Post it in the thread and give a small description...
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You're sitting on a simple wooden chair in the wooden house you call home. Since your parents died, you inherited the house and a small but comfortable amount of money. Being interested in a life of adventure, you have decided to make a living in the daring and dangerous business of treasure hunting. Through collecting and comparing the stories and rumours of travellers and voyaging tradesmen, you have made a visually crude map detailing the nearby lands which drain into the two rivers, the Perch River, that flows through them to the Carp's Mouth bay. This map is now laid on your table as you examine it. Where are you on this again?
>>234270
* the Perch River and the Grain River.
>>234270
maybe by the lake on the lower river
>>234324
A fine place! Please put a marker on the map.
Currently: Deciding on the name of our village, the location of the village and the name of the tribe. Please keep the names serious and if possible, either Celtic or Anglo-Saxon. After either 10 votes, I will choose the best. If you get dubs or higher, your choices are automatically chosen. Trips override dubs and so on.
>>233283
The location of the village should be in northern Ireland near the coast
>>233283
The village should be on the farthest island, near the northeast.
>>233329
Name of village and tribe?
After finishing you delicious cup of coffee, enjoying your day off, you hear a knock at the door.
Slightly annoyed you look out through the window and see two strange looking characters, they're both wearing black suits and black sunglasses.
Curious, you open the door and the man on the right says, "Are you Ted Williamson?" What do you do?
First person to reply is the protagonist, they may take suggestions from others.
I'm a linguistic analyst. Why?
>>231379
"We need you for...reasons, we'll explain soon enough, just get in the van without resistance and everything will go well.' The one on the left says in the same monotone voice as the one on the right as he points to a shady looking black van.
What will you do?
>>231403
"what reasons"
Her house is just a short walk from the bus stop.
You haven't left the city in four years. There was, in your mind, no reason to return to your hometown.
Your parents had a messy divorce while you were still in middle school. Dad used to come back every other weekend, and the two of you would play catch on the beach, wordlessly tossing a ball back and forth while the sun made its slow, lazy ascent into turquoise sky. As the years passed, he visited less and less frequently.
So be it.
Your mom ran away with another man, leaving you to live with...
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>>227859
> The cute, tomboyish, and incredibly short soccer team-captain
And you've even managed to find a girlfriend, the cute, tomboyish star of the soccer team. To be honest, she was never the best student, and you can count on a single hand the number of times you've seen her studying. But despite the differences in your personalities, you've spent the last two years growing closer and closer, and she's become someone you couldn't live without. After graduation, you planned to move in together.
But now, all of a sudden, you were on the other side of the country, in a seaside town that only existed in your memories....
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>>228021
Is our uncle the innkeeper?
If so, just say "No; I'm his nephew." and ask where the hospital is.
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You are Prince Meirion auk Gwyrren, the only sane man in a royal family with dubious concepts of strategy, justice, taxation, and governance in general. You have made it your goal in life to keep your family on the throne and your head firmly attached to your body.
You wake up alone for the first time in… a couple of days, actually. It still feels strangely lonely,...
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>>227440
>>"Get a carriage. We'll go pick her up."
>>227440
>>"Get a carriage. We'll go pick her up."
MOM!
>>227440
>"Get a carriage. We'll go pick her up."
You are Peter Hornberg and it's a Friday afternoon. School was shitty; it's always been shitty. For a young boy of 16 with acne and weak limbs, school is a nightmare which offers nothing in the way of safety or solace. But you are not at school now. A note on the fridge from your mom tells you she will be late again and that food is in the fridge. You leave it there. You aren't hungry.
You pull out an ice-pack and put it on your eye, wincing from the cold. Bullies are a problem at school. Mostly your problem. But, rejoice! For the weekend is here.
You...
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When you open your eyes you're in a completely white background. It almost feels like you're floating in space, although you can feel the ground below your feet. A blue orb appears in front of you.
"WELCOME TO LEGENDS OF ZELTANNA! BEFORE YOU CAN ENTER ZELTANNA, YOU MUST FIRST CREATE A CHARACTER. PLEASE CHOOSE WISELY AS YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO CHANGE YOUR CHARACTER EASILY ONCE YOU ENTER ZELTANNA. ARE YOU READY?"
Wait what the FUCK is this? Are you in the game?
"I want to exit the game. How do I exit?"
"EXIT POINTS ARE LITTERED...
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>>223063
PROLAPSED_POOPER
>>223063
bob
(Third time's the charm!)
Your eyes slowly open, quickly shutting as cloying dust sticks to your face, burning your retinae. Sitting up, you cough wetly, spitting out phlegm that tastes of blood. Wiping your face, you reach for support to drag yourself up... only for your fingers to close around a device you don't recognize. Blinking groggily, you look at it, recognizing neither its make nor its function. Come to think of it, as you look around, spotting craggy rocks and worn cliffs, you don't recognize WHERE you are, either.
In fact... You can't...
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Godbert.
Buford Higgins Allensby III
Joe, Homeless Joe.
>You have a HIV postive infected knife with a layers of dirty coats as armor much like leather armor
Previous thread: >>211089
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/211089/
Please take the time to read through both threads (the link to the first is in the archive) if you're a newcomer. You will be lost if you don't, and I don't like explaining things multiple times when there already exists an explanation that you can find.
>Abridged version
>You dead, son.
>"Fuck"
>Wanna go to a new world instead?
>"Hell yeah"
>Mmk. I'll give you 1 wish
>"Wait, who're you?"
>I'm a godess who swears all the time
>"Neat. I wish for you to strip."
>Ffffffffffucking denied.
>"Damnit. Okay, how about a magic box that gives me random shit every time I open it?"
>COOL AS HELL
>"Sweet lets see what I get OW FUCK SNAKE WHAT THE FUCK"
>HAHAHA
>"Holy shit am I floating?"
>Yeah you're about to go down to that new world.
>"COOL AS HELL. Oh by the way the box just gave me your panties."
>Mother fucker! Come here you little shit!
>"HAHAHA"
>Give me those back! Oh, wait shit.
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IN THE NEW WORLD
>YOU'RE A CUNT.
>"There are people around"
>YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND I GUESS THEN SHUT UP AND GO WITH IT
>"Ok."
>By the way you have to kill the devil king
>"Aww damnit not cool"
>Kill yourself then, I'mma bathe.
>"Fuck that I'm adventuring"
>We're poor as fuck
>"MAGIC BOX, I COMMAND YOU TO GIFT UNTO ME A CONVENIENT AMOUNT OF MONEY"
*poof*
>"THANK YOU, MAGIC BOX."
>Let's do a quest
>"ok"
>Save cat from tree?
>"Save cat from tree!"
>THIS CAT IS NOT CAT. IT IS GIANT SPIDER THAT MEOWS.
>"His name is snuggles."
>That quest sucked
>"Let's do more"
>Be scarecrows?
>"Be scarecrows!"
>We're bad at killing crows
>"NOT THIS TIME. THIS TIME, WE DO IT LIKE AMERICA"
>FUCK YEAH
>"THIS CROW JUST FUCKING EXPLODED"
*eagle screech and flag background*
>"This fat old farmer says his daughter is dead!"
>He didn't say that
>"Let's go find her body!"
>There she is, alive, talking with some people.
>"THEY'RE ROBBING HER!"
>are you sure?
>"Yeah, duh."
>ok
>"EAT SHIT, LIMEY COCKSUCKERS"
>Hey, uh... did you get the impression that this girl we just saved is actually pretty dangerous?
>"Yeah, actually. She seems... crazy, and she makes me uncomfortable. We should go."
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THE FOLLOWING NIGHT
>I'm a blanket hog!
>"give me the blanket!"
>My boobs are on your back and I'm spooning you now!
>"Neat."
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THE NEXT DAY
>money!
>"Let's spend all of our money!
>Gladly!
>"Hey, isn't this that guy we almost killed yesterday?"
>Yup.
>"He seems cool."
>Ye.
(1/2)
(2/2)
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>"Let's go to the library."
>Okay
>"Damn that was cool
>Best trip to any library I've ever been on.
>"We should balance our party."
>Yeah. How about some tanky mother fucker?
>"You see anyone like that?"
>Yeah this bitch looks like it
did you just call me a...
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>>222752
Go right, not sure what we are looking for, maybe something that would fit on the pedestal?
>>222874
Going right leads you to the small clearing with the stump in the center. You reply to Olivia,
>"Not sure what we're looking for, maybe something that would fit on the pedestal?"
The sound gets a noticeable amount louder.
"Hm, Maybe. Could be that whatever was on that pedestal could be the mana source."
The sound gets louder again.
"Why is it louder now?" She sighs, "This is gonna drive me crazy."
>What...
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