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You are standing in a jail cell. You are this guy by the way. It just so happens that it is your inspection time.
What will you do?
>First reply to the images decide.
>>240920
Become a bipedal futa scorpion girl.
>>240928
How many lives did you want to destroy?
>>240928
Fuck off faggot
This is it.
It's been months in the making, but with trembling hands you hastily tear open the heavily-taped cardboard box. It cost you a pretty penny, but you're sure it'll all be worth it soon enough. The guy assured you this would work...and you have to admit, it certainly looks legitimate.
Nestled inside a positive mountain of packing peanuts is a book, bound in dark leather. You reach down and lift the book free and the title, sunk in gold leaf on the spine in beautiful cursive, catches the light. Grimoire of Barnaby Sikes. There's a catch on...
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>>248887
The first step along the path of Necromancy is the raising of a simple shade from an animal's earthly remains. Many apprentices have tried this exercise, and nearly all those suited to the work succeeded easily enough. It is a rite of passage for many, and it it not uncommon to find wizened old men recounting their first shade summoning with no small amount of nostalgia. Make no mistake, young novice, you will remember this day.
A sample of the remains are needed, a bone being the usual choice....
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>>248887
>Male
>Tony D'Rude
>>248909
Normally I'll give it 5 or so minutes for votes, but I'll probably wait a little longer to start with, just so you know.
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You are Renexizious, and you have brought over a caravan of twenty dwarves to a nearby mountain so they may carve out their fates (and bring a nice profit), to you, the Emperor of Holy Sweden, blessed be thy name.
Now, you stir from giving a good tumble to your wife, and you realize today is the day of the parade and festivities....
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>>241219
Modernize baby
>>241219
>>Attempt to modernize your lair, with things such as "Televisions" and "Radios".
>>241219
>Give Charlemagne his own lair. He deserves it.
This is you.
You're a Dorf.
You're a Fighter.
Your name is Peutr.
Peutr has the following stats
>Strg: 16 (+3)
>Dex:14 (+2)
>Con:18 (+4)
>Intel: 14 (+2)
>Wis: 9 (-1)
>Char: 10 (+0)
Peutr is in a forest following a path to somewhere. What the fuck should he do?
>>240396
Punch a tree until it falls down.
>>240396
Well a fighter needs a weapon. Get some rocks and wood to make a club.
>>240423
roll a d10 for this
>1 Fail
>2-4 Bloody knuckle
>5-7 small chunk of tree removed
>8-9 large chunk of tree gone
>10 Overkill
Heavy rain drums against your apartment window as you stare out into the brightly lit city below.
Flying vehicles hover in the air protruding toxic gases whilst crowds of people swarm like ants in the streets below. Sometimes you think this city was just one massive collective consciousness. You inhale on your Vcigarette as you ponder alone.
You hear a 'ding' sound from your pocket followed by a young British woman's voice.
"If you keep smoking them they will kill you, M-###BZZZT."
Darn it, that's the third time this week. You pull out your holo-transmitter and whack it on the table it a few times. You really should get an upgrade one of these days.
"On." You say irritably. "Voice key unidentified. Please state your name to unlock."
Please roll 1d6 and name.
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>240020
James Matsuda
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>240020
Jackson Greensman
"James. Matsuda." You say in a sarcastic tone. "Is that slow enough for you?"
"Apologies, Mr Matsuda. I had a software update. I am afraid your current hardware is struggling to keep up with my A.I. updates. Would you like me to purchase the latest Holo-transmitter? I have 7.4 Million results. Searching for the best priced-"
"No, LIA." You cut in. "You will have to make do with what you got. Just delete some of your pre-installed bloatware. I'm sure you have exabytes full of unnecessary...
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I've got VIP tickets to Bonaroo because we were very irresponsible with our tax return this year. My wife is driving us to Bonaroo and you gentlemen are going to be a part of it.
I've done these quests a few times before. Normally the name of the game is getting chores done and successfully taking care of my son.
This time the mission is to have a crazy amount of drugs and party as hard as possible in the four day span that is Bonaroo. Im putting my vacation partially in your hands anons.
I'm in the car with the wife in Little Rock, we are going...
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>>240145
Check your inventory
>>240148
All this shit.
>Inventory
PBR:25 cans
Heineken: 12
Watermelon-rita: 12
Joints:7
Money:to be determined. Most likely 250 for me and 250 for my wife
Camping grill
Burgers
Hot dogs
Wallet
Mobile phone
Camping knife
Tent
Water bottles:45
Soda:24 cans
Various camping supplies
>>240145
The next time you stop at a gas station, buy 1 Snickers, break half of it off and throw one half away while eating the other half
The man with the small spectacles and long nose squints at you with small beady eyes. "Well, you are Mr. Solomon Assaf, yes?"
>>238811
>"Yes"
>"Yes sir,"
>Write in
>"Yes"
>>238811
HELL YES
You wake up in a bed
poster with 0,3,5 or 9 at the end decides what to do
>>246941
Inspect contents under covers.
>>246941
Activate "that".
>>246974
You uncover the sheets and find a spaghetti and meatballs meal in your bed which is a major suprise. Plus cigarettes, even though you do not smoke.
You are cold and the curtains are drawn so people can see in. Spagetti and meatballs are forbidden in this world, if someone were to find out...
You hear a knock on the bedroom door.
What do you do? They will pull your dick off by tying a string to it and a car if they find you with spaghetti and meatballs.
Your a ghost, you have 6 months to find and assassinate Nelson Mandela, you can possess objects and control non-sentient creatures (given the situation).
>>245643
Look for the nearest airport.
You discovered your in Australia, You can tell by the locals accents, You look for the nearest airport however it will be hard to travel, you may want to posses something first... In-front of you you see a man and a sign, there are few buildings near by.
>>245656
possess the walking cane/boomerang
Lads, i have returned. But i've decided to make something new as opposed to continuing Mercenary Quest.
You know the drill.
Give me a setting, character, what we do and all that shit.plsnomonstergirlshopefully something serious and not silly
Follow me on twitter if you want? https://twitter.com/MercenaryQuest
>>242244
Character is a fanfic writer for a popular series about monstergirls in WW2.
>>242244
Character is a "normal" male mercenary in a mid-coldwar era with changes (that I am too unimaginative to think up)
>>242251
i will murder you
As you approach the heavy wooden doors, the guards give you a cautious glare. One of the guards blankly shouts "Disarm" and gestures with his thumb a chest by the castle wall. With you arms outstretched, your four squires unfasten your velvet cloak, chained cuirass, sheath, and sword. The squires carry the items into the chest, and you flash a raised eyebrow at the guards. With the guards pushing the doors for a grand entrance, you enter the halls of the chamber.
Two figures turn around to face you. The first, you recognize immediately as your uncle. The last you've heard from him had been via courier about two weeks ago, urging you to meet the king at his palace of Adderlund. All you know of your uncle is that he gifted his all his inherited lands to your father and travelled as a companion with the King in the Great Demon Wars thirty years ago. Now he enjoys a comfortable life as the King's primary Advisor, and the two remain very close friends. His proposition to you those weeks back is the very reason you are in this chamber.
That leaves the second figure to be the King. Not your king of course, but a new, powerful king who saved these recently conquered lands from the Incursion thirty years ago, carving out a kingdom of his own. You only get a glimmer of his sharp green eyes and matted amber hair before you drop to a knee in respects.Your uncle's reassuring laugh eases your tensions, and you rise with the King's command.
"I will be brief, but bear my words carefully. It is my deepest wishes to host an order of knights willing to fight for the cause of man and purge the demons that still plague the land. Unfortunately, my body is far too late to lead such a fraternity, but your uncle assures me the next best candidate to be you! I have been told you still have your youth, ambition, devotion, and charm, all of which are no doubt valuable qualities for any leader of men! But before I can offer you this role in my good conscience, I must ask, for what reason are you here, sir knight?"
> (Divinity) "I want the abominations to be brought to light through steel and prayer"
> (Honor) "I want to taste the glory in battle against enemies of our race"
> (Power) "I want to carve out a place for my lineage and reputation larger than my own inheritance and title"
> Write In (?)
>>238474
Sex with dragon.
> (Love) "I want to prove myself to my love. Protect her and show that I am worthy to marry her."
>>238480
Let me rephrase,
> (Lust) I want to have sex with a dragon."
decide wat hamstre gril will do
>>239714
Punch herself in the face
>>239715
Seconded
But with style
>>239714
posting bait on r9k
Welcome back to the longest, and perhaps slowest quest on this entire board.
To strengthen our position in the new world, the Sarsalmat has negotiated a trade between us and the Hohokum peoples, while also expanding the Empire further north to gain more fertile lands.
Through the Hohokum we also managed to strike a trade deal with the Mayans.
Thanks to trading with the natives, we have discovered whole new foods such as Beans and Maize, but also Squash.
These vegetables change our diet quite a lot.
We also managed to get our hands on the plants themselves, but alas we can't cultivate them in large parts of the Empire, so we have to further rely on trading with the Mayans and Hohokum, though that is not too much of a problem thanks to the Salt trade.
In addition to getting more involved with the natives, the Sarsalmat also wants to strengthen his grip on the Empire, so he introduces a new system of government.
The Empire is divided into provinces
Provinces into Prefectures and Prefectures into Districts and Districts into Cities.
Every city has a Marelugal.
Every district has a Nagulugal
Every prefecture has a Belkur
Every province has a Belqabal
Above the Belqabals is only the Sarsalmat himself.
This new system makes governing much faster and efficient, though also bureaucratic, which brings it's own problems with it.
What will the glorious King of all Mankind do next?
Also, what are all of these goddamn unnamed cities called? Seriously I'll name them myself if you guys won't.
Tlaliztatl for the southwest near river one, the one near baja califronia: Mojaval (which i gues is combo of mojave and whatever persian language this is?) One below capital Costa Bai (rice coast in mix of chinese and PROBOBLY spanish word for costanoan tribe.(but fuck it)
so for actions:
>expand into southwest us to find farming tribes
>create roads to enhance travel
>in southwestern dry lands that cant produce enough food, mine for metals
>selectivly...
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>>239397
Seconding this
Hey guys i just came back from the hospital. Hopefully its early enough we can still play. Let me know when you get here
>>240076
Miellewds-guy here.
Random anon here
>>240076
Here
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Summary:
You are Peter Hornberg. You entered a Virtual Reality game called ‘Legends of Zeltanna’ from which you are now trying to escape (kind of).
So far you’ve:
Become a Wizard
Encountered a dragon
Escaped a dragon
Found a town troubled by a dragon
Left a town troubled by a...
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Get a cute companion
>>237837
Sorry john, but when I hear 'die in game, die in real life' I feel information is vital to survival.
Fuck he has 1 int still doesn't he? He should see the benefit of trying with his WIS though. Oh well
>>237859
I think getting every stat up to 10 is a pretty solid bet desu.
