Welcome to Realistic Evo Game
A young world can finally begin bustling with life, and now you shall guide it.
How To Play
>take an image of a living creature and modify it to more easily survive
>mutations must be somewhat realistic
>to build up to a function, it must be several mutations over time
>Make sure to give a small summary of the change(s) that you made
>an extinction event...
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Fulgi
>>255415
can we get some more info on the world?
Klarsh
You are Subject 108, a.k.a. Whirlpool. You are equipped with state-of-the-art technologies from a reclusive civilization that has mastered spatial distortion. You tend to suffer occasional lapses in memory, emotion and judgement from shifting hormonal imbalances due to a congenital anomaly. You have been sent to the feral planet known as Cymbio IV for a simple task: fetching water, but you are sidetracked by an adventure of your own making.
>Twitter: @guardtemp
>Notice: You can roll 1d6 to influence your current situation akin to Roll to Dodge. Use when necessary.
>Recap: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Whirlpool%20Quest
You confess your romantic feelings towards Errai, fortunately she reciprocates and says she loves you too. You then attend a dinner date and learn about her local "cuisine", which is surprisingly unpalatable. Then you head off to stay in her house, have a brief chat with her mother and move on to the impending sexytimes because your reckless hormones are dictating your actions for the later part of the night.
>Last Thread: >>236098Enjoy the romance arc while you can, <something something foreboding statement>
(1/3)
>>248628
>"I see, you do lack close interactions so I suppose it can be reasonable. Unfortunately I do not have any 'fetish' of my own."
You ask about her father and she spaces out, trying to think of an answer.
>"I...don't know. Maybe another time."
>>248767
>>249342
You...
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(No words, other than "Let's just get this over with.")>>250100
>Do the deed...
>with the lights ON
This place is underground, it would be extremely difficult to navigate without any other light source. For Errai at least, your visor can switch between various observation modes.
>>250460
>Have Errai slowly take...
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>253481
Here's hopine our penis has awakened Errai's dormant fetish for futas(or at least swayed her in that direction).What's with the face colors?
Trying to find an awesome civ quest where you build an amazing world? Great art, and a myriad of interesting races? Some co-operation and general feeling good with the work you've all done? Go jump in a volcano.
Wanting to kill time, obtain waifus, look at monster girls, and generally dick around? Get posting.
Previously, after wheeling and dealing with Benizaaz, the demon that tried to kidnap us, we talked her into letting us help her defeat the End, the demon queen. With major help from Vanyal, we've managed to break a scrying spell being used by the...
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>Haul the lizard away from the hole in case of more lizards
>Set up camp early
>Everyone pitches in to prepare the lizard
>Have a big dinner with what we can't preserve
>The meat is tough, but pretty good
>And there's a lot of it
>Aalna says it should last us two weeks
>Plenty of time to deal with the End and make it...
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Is this alive?
>>254471
It was just posted, bruh. Most of the usual posters are probably just busy.
Character Sheet&Archive Link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jI0aGxA_2h3SAcPYri-1fdgskbK3IbtfEzSLJ7VY9gU/edit
Last Thread: >>250271
Twitter: @QuestingQM
Last time on Dragon Quest, we vassalized Iceland, got a cool new eye, got HUNGRY AS FUCK, Claw got bigger, we also found some shit out about our neighbors, such as the Hellenic Union's heir being a fucking minotaur, the Warsaw Pact not actually being human, and Austria-Hungary trying to get Ubersoldiers.
You have just awakened...
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>>256226
>>Try to hunt something down... It is clear the kitchen cannot handle your appetite (Survey)
Big game hunter!
>>256226
>>Fuck it, you can just eat a forest or something. You can eat anything, right? Hell, you could probably just eat dirt... Or mine with your teeth... Hm.
Mining with our teeth, you say?
>>256226
>Fuck it, you can just eat a forest or something. You can eat anything, right? Hell, you could probably just eat dirt... Or mine with your teeth... Hm.
>Introduction:
"Racing is Life. Everything before or after is just waiting." ~ Michael Delaney
The cold air nips at your nose, waking you up from a fitful sleep. It's January, right in the middle of a deep freeze, and you can spot a fresh foot of snow blanketing everything in sight outside of your bedroom widow. Ah well, it wasn't like you had plans to go anywhere today; You're too preoccupied on physical training and waiting for a phone call, something, anything from one of the many, many teams you've inquired about a drive for the upcoming Championship Racing League (CRL) season.
You fight the chill creeping into your bones long enough to put on a heavy robe and some fuzzy bunny slippers and fix a quick "Cheat" breakfast (Bacon, Poached Eggs and some Coffee). Maybe it's the crappy grey light from outside, maybe it's fact that this "Off-Season" drivers like yourself have to deal with is making you go stir-crazy, but you're in a contemplative mood this morning.
Truthfully, you shouldn't be looking back at your past accomplishments so quickly; Racing is about the next race, the next result, the next season, onward and upwards until you retire and try to figure out how to live the rest of your life, after all. However, if the rumors you've heard around the paddock are true, or at least half-true, you might want to take the time to asses your life and think about a career after the CRL...
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You are...?
>A. Max Speed, a bright young rookie that's turning heads in the CRL's feeder series with a happy-go-lucky attitude and a reckless, wild driving style.
>B. Clyde Parker, a cold, calculating "'Furriner" famed for mastering the art of stretching a car's fuel & tires beyond their limits while still going fast as anybody.
>C. Phil Fitzgerald, a former CRL champion with boundless potential, yet seems to be held back by controversial actions both on an off the track.
>D. [INSERT NAME HERE], a hopelessly slow but curiously popular driver desparately trying to stay relevant and prove he(she?) belongs in professional racing. (This is a write-in vote, but please try to take the MC's name relatively seriously.)>E. Commodore Draco, an old pro that can show up with a helmet in hand and is notable for hustling junk heaps into "The Show" with ease.
>>254541
> C. Phil Fitzgerald, a former CRL champion with boundless potential, yet seems to be held back by controversial actions both on and off the tracks.
This seems like the most interesting choice.
So a racing quest, eh? I honestly hope this gets some interest.
>>255170I do to.
If there aren't any objections, I'll continue this quickly enough.
Also, apologies for the typo in the OP regarding my tripcode.
>>255170
>>255235
>You are Phil Fitzgerald
Man, where did the time fly by? It only feels like it was yesterday when you were competing in gokarts with your dad, then moving up through the CRL's "Ladder" series with alarming speed in spite of all of the casual racism at every turn.
Luckily, your talent behind the wheel was great enough that...
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Welcome to Genre Shift! Here, you control a poorly drawn human as he stumbles across time and space, from genre to genre.
What you missed last time:
>Gained some sweet loot from the prison armory
>Accidentally shifted into the Life-Sim Genre
>Without Aria or Hadrian
>Met and conversed with an alternate reality version of ourselves.
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>>254525
You, Aria and Hadrian all stare into the flames of the fire as you attempt to recite a story to them from memory. You can't really remember all the words however and get it kinda mixed up. Something about a dude sitting
in the sun and everything melting. Hadrian doesn't look pleased.
Everyone decides to turn in for the night soon afterwards. Hadrian volunteers to take first watch.
Hi QM, I missed you.
Previous thread is 404ed but still archived on 4chan for a few days :
>>209097
(thisisnotatrueending sucks on mobile, some anons may want the link.)
>>254565You are too kind, Anon. Thank you.
Hadrian wakes you up soon enough and you take over second shift of the watch. Nothing eventful happens and although you consider waking Aria for her turn, you let her sleep.
Early the next morning you three are back to hitchhiking. A carriage soon rolls by and comes to a stop next to you.
The Driver is sitting inside the carriage, out of sight. A voice drifts out of the wagon.
>"Need a lifft?"
Welcome back to Boredom Quest! The quest where you do whatever the fuck you want. The last thread died because I had outside life stuff to do, so I'm starting anew.
In the last thread ( >>234727 ) we reincarnated as a tuna in an aquarium. Said tuna is trying to escape and liberate his fellow fishy brethren. At the moment, you bred with an eel and produced tuna-eel children. Due to your sudden powers of evolution, you and your children were able to evolve arms and legs! Now that you are able to walk...
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>>254513
Moral compass alignment
>>254513
Nice its back.
Flee towards the ocean so you can enlist the help of cuthulu and his old ones.
>>254519
This aquarium is in Detroit, and the closest body of water is a river that is so polluted that just looking at the thing will give you an STD. You'll have to find another way out.
You woke up with a terrible feeling this morning. The feeling that you were really not that useful. That people would be better off without you. Well let's not be drama queens: it's more like they wouldn't notice you're gone. That's very different, isn't it? You're not harming anyone.
Then again maybe your parents are disappointed in you. Not that they pay you any particular attention, but really, who does?
You're standing in front of the gate of your high school. The Student Council President is conducting a thorough examination...
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>>252129
>>”You should diversify your interests, being too fixated on the virtual world is bad for you”
>>252129
>Pretend to listen and nob your while saying "Ah" "Okay" "Interesting" every once and while.
>>252129
>think of something to distract him, change the subject
A young lad, just recently of age and still immature to the world around him has just been cast into the unknown to find his way. He has nothing but his clothes and his spirit.
His name? Anon.
His quest? Uncertain.
All he is here for right now is to find someone. Anyone, who can help.
For its unwise to venture alone.
But what he doesn't know is that there are three Gods who may guide him... (to be posted)This game is my first serious one. I will be using only paint and tegaki because I don't know what I'm doing. If I up and abandon it,...
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>>261269
Whenever you take a chance and make a roll, you will call upon the help of these three gods. (roll dice+1d4
The first Krit, is the god of passion, intensity, rage, hope, failure, orgasms and the number 4
Roll him with your roll and your action will be intensified, for better or worse (i.e Critical)
>>261276
The second god it Newtur, the god or normality, blandness, humbleness, saltine crackers, wisdom, and the number 3.
Roll him and your roll, no matter what, will either be the most neutral option or a compromise.
>>261290
And the the third, Antina/ion is the god of sarcasm, opposites, dualism, trickery, surprise and the number 2.
Roll them, and they will reverse the roll you got. (say you rolled a 1, roll them and it will act as a 10)
PIGLASS Quest!
RECAP: PIGLASS woke up in a stasis pod in some sort of weird facility. She wandered around naked for a little while before finding her clothes and belongings in a locker. After exiting the STASIS POD LABS, she found herself in a hallway blocked by some big doors rigged to explode! There were two areas she could reach, a STORAGE ROOM where she found an UNHOLY STATUETTE, and a BATHROOM where she dipped the STATUETTE into some weird dark red goop and it became possessed! The STATUETTE started producing a red mist, and when PIGLASS tried to be brave and stand...
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OH SWEET PIG GOD
PIGLASS is famished, so she rushes to the nearest food dispenser, fumbles with it for a second before she realizes she has to touch her keycard to the SENSOR, and gets 3 NON-PERISHABLE NUTRITION BARS in RECYCLABLE WRAPPERS and a REUSABLE WATER BOTTLE filled with COOL WATER. Say what you want about this creepy place, but at least they're environmentally friendly. She quickly gobbles down one BAR whole, gulps down 1/4th of the bottle of water, burps loudly, and starts munching on the next BAR before looking around.
(2/3)
Some of the tables and chairs are flipped over, and there is nobody here. Where is everybody? Her pod wasn't the only pod open, right? The people who were inside must be around here somewhere. And why were those doors so heavily booby-trapped? PIGLASS nearly had a heart attack! A piggy tear forms in PIGLASS' eye as she sadly munches on the second NON-PERISHABLE NUTRITION BAR. She kinda just wants to go home. This place is weird and creepy and dangerous and sucks monkey butt. Oh, woe is PIGLASS. She's going to die alone in this stupid underground bunker or whatever the heck it is. But then she thinks of her best friend CATLASS. Dear sweet CATLASS. She should be here too, right? Oh, maybe she's already woken up? She might be able to tell you what's going on!
PIGLASS's resolve strengthens.
There are double doors towards the other side of the CANTEEN.
(3/3)
>>256136
Let's go check the opposite double doors, see what's behind them.It's kinda late to do a quest OP, people are sleeping. Great to see this back up again though!
In the late seventies through the early nineties, drug violence in South America only continued to escalate. A successful revolution by the IRA in Ireland encouraged similar revolts in central Africa that devolved into decades-long civil wars, and a USSR faction in the Russian government. Human trafficking for both the organ and the sex trades exploded between south-east Asia and eastern Europe. In the face of such chaos, government run militaries and agencies were too caught up in red tape to be effective in combatting these threats. Traditional armies abdicated their throne...
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>>254197
You still hadn’t made up your mind as Solomon walked out of the shower. He put on some pretty nice clothes, and suggested you go downstairs.
“We can bask in it a little,” he says, urging you to join him.
You relent, and also put on some socially acceptable clothes. You meet the other three at their door, and cajole them into joining you as well. Only Arne requires actual convincing, as the other two have been here a while, and Arne has been effectively combatting a pretty serious wound for about 24 hours.
You get downstairs, and the crowd of people shout, and most raise their glasses. There are several groups waving you over, including the last team you fought, the team of the sniper you Predator’d, and the first team you took out. Colt Williams and Clara Baker are also quietly conversing at their own table, and wave you over as well.
>Join one of the teams (Who?)
>Join Colt and Clara
>Wander through the crowd for a while
>>254200
>>Join Colt and Clara
Fucking sweet, glad you're back Handler.
>>254200
O boi he isn't dead. Join colt and Clara <3.
Alright, let’s try this: Welcome to The Island; long story short, things aren’t looking great for you. It’s a blast from the classic /tg/ CYOA past.
I’m IslandBro, and This One-shot Quest is a rogue-like, that means I fully expect you to die before making any sort of progress. Read the accompanying menu, and follow the instructions to pick the tools for your survival and the instruments of your demise. You will wake up on the Island in 30 mins with what you have brought and a metallic collar fused to your neck.
The Island is not a safe place and it’s first come...
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Roll a 1d10, and the highest will be the selection I go with. That is if I get more than one taker.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>252997
>The Hovel
>Ultratech Operative
>Eyes Open
>Wandering Scavengers
>The General
>>253119
This is the selection that I'll be going with going forward. However, I'm gonna abandon thread for now, as I should have done something differently to make better use of the time I got. I'll be back in 5 hours if this thread is still alive by then. If not, I'll restart some other time.
You are Alexandre Cazal, a knight brought in by your uncle to the service of a foreign king, specifically on a mission to build an Order to protect the realm from the ever present threat of the demons.
Last time, you gathered the only willing men you could find from the Southern Border Wall and the City Prison to build your ranks, and are now currently attempting to secure a castle that has been infested by squatters.
Archive Link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Knight+Order+Quest
Twitter Link: https://twitter.com/Ser_OP
I...
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>>248370
>>248406
You enter the keep, the penitents close behind you. You find the floor slanted just the slightest upwards, giving you the false perspective that the opponent on the other side are taller.
You see the man you stabbed in the side plopped against the wall, too weak to stand and probably on the course of bleeding out. The other two men, both chainmailed, point their swords to you waiting for your move. They are joined by a third individual who saunters down, with what looks like a large maul in his hands. He wears a leather cuirass studded with metal, along with shinguards and armguards of the same material. He steps in front of the two chained men, offering a threatening glare.
You examine the room. There are two doors on either side leading to the corner towers, but they are blocked by piled wooden tables and chairs. Besides the door you entered from, the only other exit is the staircase behind the three men, one set going down and one going upwards. The slits in the wall create an eerie darkness spotted with lines of light.
You can practically feel the eyes of your two companions on your back. What do you and the penitents do?
> Try to taunt the defenders to attack you
> Try to flank the chained men first, starting with the one Wallace wounded
> Focus all efforts on the maul-wielder
> Write-in
I will adopt a little bit from the Banished dice system and wait for three rolls of a 1d6. That way everyone votes for an action and has an opportunity to influence its success.
Rolled 3 (1d6)
Welcome back OP.
>>252003
Try and taunt them into attacking. Form up with our boys, try and work together.
>>252003
>> Try to taunt the defenders to attack you
Plant your standard at the base of the gates and challenge any man brave enough to come down and face you.
Quick you have ten(10) minutes to save the Princess from the T-rex.
>>260824
T-Rex are extinct.
>>260824
Understand the T-rex
Think like the T-rex
Be the T-rex
>inb4 muh feathers!
Nothing exists, you must build the most basic blocks of existence - or don't. Nothing matters, yet. You are just a strand of thought, for now.
So what do you do?
>>257250
make dirt
Channel my thought into an infinitely small point, filled with approximately 10^80 atoms
>>257275
Agreed