The Jedi Quest
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You are a Jedi anon, and you need to hunt down Dark force users. You ran into a female Twi'lek with a double-blade lightsaber. What do?
>>229501
>red saber
Kill her she's a dark force user
Masaka!
>>229557
Whip out our other saber.
Our dick saber.
You force push her with your dick
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>229571
Go in for the kill
>>229517
>>229574
but if we kill her, we'll be bad just like her, we can't turn to dark side!
>>229582
Interrogate her while we fight
seduce her
she'll be our padawan
We're getting electrocuted
>>229582
That's not how dark side works. A Jedi can kill, just not out of hate.
>>229592
Revel in it
We're secretly a huge masochist.
>>229613
This. Passionately moan do make her drop her guard.
Rolled 13 (1d100)
Tell her to cease, or we'll chop her.
>>229592
Lead all electricity to our dick.
Rolled 47 (1d100)
Seduce her into the light jedi side
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>229592
Seduce her with our Stoic Chasteness.
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>229592
Seduce her with your crown teeth
You have to break free otherwise you'll die.
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>230686
Break her concentration with a suggestive wink and a pickup line
>>230706
what happened?
>>230706
Those are some yuge legs
>>230750
She was pushed toward a cliff and died. The end!
>>230824
NOOOO
>>230706
Wait, was that saber really red or was it just magenta or something? Are you falling to the dark side, anon?
>>230824
Now we must find the Sith Queen.
>>235242
Our time is now. Use what Master Cena has taught us to stealthy get to her.
>>235242
Cut her dress
