>>292655
>"What do you mean?"

>>292655
>"What do you mean?"

>>292655
>"What do you mean?"

>>292245

Including, a link to the previous thread, as well as a dynamic pastebin with tribal demographics as well as what will become a list of goods and products.

>>>263181

>http://pastebin.com/KC2eRw8T

>>292245
Sorry but im just really annoyed by the guy who WELCOMED RAIDERS INTO OUR TRIBE, GAVE THEM FREE SHELTER, THEN GAVE THEM FOOD?
What in the actual fuck?
Please send Mari with the warriors to murder these freeloaders ASAP.
Then MARI by HERSELF decapitates them and puts their stinking heads on poles 1 mile from the village in the direction of the Forest Raiders Camp

>>292964
It wasn't a guy who welcome them in. It's more that a starving group was approached and given food, word of this spread, and now a bunch of other raiders moved in outside the walls and started squatting in the homes abandoned for the winter.

As for driving them out, any preferences towards the raiders themselves? Different treatment for the men, women, or children?

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Vote on these links:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10558800
http://www.strawpoll.me/10558828
Straw poll is a bitch and wont let me add more than 30 options.
See ya in an hour

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BLUB BLUB GURGLE GURGLE

(how is everybody? Artist is here )

http://copiousamountsofit.tumblr.com/

5 more minutes, guys.

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(repost of last turn from last thread)

2nd of Coldha, Year 3
4 turns until Wetha
Cewri Empire Stats: (See http://pastebin.com/UgtRDe9f)
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>(Free Action) Splitting the new territory
The giants decide to split the new territory, letting the shroomies inhabit the disease-ridden jungles to the south while the giants take the upper half. The Portobello Republic is pleased at this act of generosity and begins work on cultivating a new mushroom settlement within the depths of the rainforest.
>(Free Action)...
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>>291693

work on new settlement (No-Man's Wharf)

expand Anor Londo mine

constructing wall mounted ballistas

golden mask >>290735

I agree with the centaur enclave

>>291794
I agree with all of this but maybe also have the shaman work on improving the school so we can have some clerics and shit too bolster our numbers

>>291624
>HQ, then take off the damn gear already.

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>>291678

Because first things first, and this shit is just too heavy. You approach the group of big guys, wearing the same armor as you, struggling between yelling and whispering because of the muffled helmets. You clear your throat (a bit hard, it hurt) and they turn to you.

"The fuck do you think you are, going "hmmm hmmm! on my ass?"" says one of the soldiers.

"Calm your perky tits sarge," you ask, politely, "and tell me where's HQ. Shit is breaking my neck."

"Yeah,...
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"DUDE IS IT TRUE? IS THAT THE ARMA? OH MY GOD"

>Shake your head and leave.
>Explain.

>>290747
>Look/Specify for a KanMusu (Tenryuu)
We should check up on her after that mission.

>>290747
>>290759
>Look/Specify for a KanMusu (Tenryuu)
That we should

>>290747
>Observe District Management
better get into it

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>>293981

This is the current situation.

You have recently taken over Osaze (formerly known to English speakers as Egypt) and, in the otherwise dull and flattened (literally and culturally) earth, the place has experienced somewhat of a renaissance; internet service is once again widespread, the music scene consists of more than DC Talk tribute bands, and it's possible to get a decent drink without being sneaky about it.

Of course, the euphoria is dampened by the near certainty that God Almighty will visit...
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>>293981

Dramatis Personae:

TurboJesus - The good guy. Holed up in Ezekiel's Temple to receive the adoration of billions (well, roughly two billion, a bit shy of that if anything). He intends to come out to vanquish Satan's Army on the last day, as prophecied.

Omega - The bad guy. That's you! A logistics computer network built by The Other Light to lighten the clerical work necessary to build an Army for Satan. At some point, the network became sentient, and started its own projects, first posing...
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>>294031

The Council of Seven - The Other Light's nominal leadership, they seem very good at certain things and very poor at others. They take names after the days of the week, possibly a reference to paganism.

>>293452
> Encourage scientific development. Use base to boost.

> Then we can put work on sonics again, 2 cabals, quinn and vee. Have Ziggy and jeb look at nuclear development...
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>>291885
The two of you head out a back corner of the parking lot, through a small and disappointing patch of woods left over from the development around the Dairy Queen. On the other side is a tall apartment building, standing alone in an industrial park. It's surprisingly upscale, lots of glass and steel, with a pair of double-doors leading into a spacious lobby barely visible through smoky glass.
Liana uses a key to open one of the double-doors, and the two of you head inside. It looks almost like a hotel, with a small comfortable sitting area to one side, a front desk, and a row of elevators directly forward. Liana heads for the elevators, and you follow behind. If the buttons are to be believed, the building has fourteen floors--well, thirteen really, but they skipped that one, labeling it fourteen instead. Liana hits the button for the ninth floor, and you wait in the awkward Muzak-accentuated silence for a few minutes before the doors open again and she leads the way out.
She stops in front of door 909 and opens it with the same key, leading you into a fairly large and well-designed apartment. It's pretty open, the kitchen divided from the living room area by a waist-high partition, and a couple of other rooms off the main area. You'd guess they're bedrooms, a bathroom, and a closet or two.
Liana flumps down on the black upholstered couch opposite a large flat-screen TV mounted on the wall.
"So...magic, I guess?"
>Your response?
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Welcome back to Modern Necromancy Quest! Your name is Michael Remic and you are a track star and aspiring profaner of the dead!
In the last thread you talked to LIANA, the SEER your met at your sister's HIGH SCHOOL ORIENTATION, via a MAGIC MIRROR in her possession. You learned a bit about magic in general, and also about her intense hatred for all things related to NECROMANCY. You set up a time to hang out and show each other your magic (with her believing you to be a WARLOCK, a summoner of DEMONS rather than the DEAD) and had just driven off to do so!

>>291904
Sorry, forgot to post pastebin cliffnotes for first two threads
1. http://pastebin.com/EaHAkShd
2. http://pastebin.com/X7iAtn1Q

>>291904
"Magic, definitely. I don't suppose you know any neat tricks that I'd be able to see?"

Let's let her make herself comfortable before we force her to be uncomfortable.

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You sit up in surprise. Sunlight streams into your room and a quick inspection reveals that Katie is no longer here. Your alarm clock continues to beep, so you get up to turn it off. The damn thing is such a pain but you guess it just saved you from a very confusing dream. What the fuck was that about? Is this what you get for not addressing the media? You shake your head; you can think about it later.

There’s a note from Katie near the alarm clock. It reads:

Sorry Alex but you looked so cozy. I think you were having some kind of nice dream? ;) Kori and I went...
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>>291175
>Should ask Robin what she wants.

>>291175
>>Should ask Robin what she wants.

>>290173
>Check out Jedi Lord Quest by Darth Swag! It inspired me to make this.
D R O P P E D
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It was a shit quest full of memes and false canon. Fuck off.

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Character Sheet: http://pastebin.com/25aRTYtW

You find yourself in one of the many Nar Shaddaa cantinas occupied by unemployed cutthroats and scared refugees from the Jedi Civil War. It's as inconspicuous a place as any in the Blacksite Slums, and since you're an amateur, it makes for a good hidey-hole after a grueling contract. Interestingly, the refugees don't get too much trouble here either, either out of a false sense of security which plays a role in some scam that you're not savvy on, or genuine sympathy from the bar's inhabitants. Nonetheless, you don't have any problems with them yet; they sit around and starve in an inoffensive way, and sometimes — *sometimes* — make for good drinking partners. Whether their former homes have since been restored or not, they're usually either too old, drunk, or haunted by memories of their past lives to return. Some have given up caring.

One more syrspirit down the hatch and the effects from the last one are only beginning to take hold. You usually stick to more casual drinks but this night is special: it's your birthday! Fifty more years of this and you may just die before the Exchange patronizes you with retirement offers and their "one-last-job(s) before we let you go" that they're so famous for.

No matter, you won't have to worry about being put down when you're old. An incarnation of Death seems to be at your door already, wearing the skin of two hideous male Weequay donning ablative vests and brandishing shock rifles.

They sit beside you can even react. You're not very observant when on the verge of passing out.

"Hey, you. You Rennie?" one of them asks with a complacent smirk lining his ugly mug. The other one prods your leg with his gun.

"Wake up. We talking you." says the other.

>"Hey, no need to get violent. I'm Nas Rennow, how do you do?" [Friendly]
>"Sorry, I don't speak disgusting. Brush your teeth or roll around in some nerf feces until you're presentable." [Smartass]
>"What's so important about me?"[Inquisitive]
>"Not much of a conversation starter. Rest assured; me not Rennie." [Agitated]
>"No." [Stoic]
>"There's a very kind bith bartender here who would be *quite* offended if you caused trouble." [Loyal]
>"Do you think I'm the only armed patron in this bar? Trust me, those refugees are tougher than they look. I'd put down the weapons if I were you." [Bluff] {Roll 1d20 to intimidate and disarm them}
>"I know where you can find him. You mean the *other* demon guy, right?" [Bluff] [Deceptive] {Roll 1d20 +3 for alcohol-infused charisma}
>Draw your gun and place it between one of the Weequay's legs, at the crotch. If they value each other's friendship, the other one won't provoke you further. You won't be very swift. {Roll 1d20 -5 for intoxication}
>Write-in. Performing any action requires a 1d20 -5 roll since you're getting fucking smashed.
Choosing a conversation option will lead to a much faster response from me, in the interest of having them flow more naturally.

>>290182
It's fun. I don't care how accurate it is, I can tell the OP has an interest in the Star Wars universe. You don't have to stick around, I'm just recommending a thread that I don't plan on emulating in any way.

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>>288039
Hello everyone and WELCOME to NO MORE QUESTS #1, based off the No More Heroes franchise!

Some ground rules, voting will be ten minutes, and rolls will be best of three d20s!

Here's a picture of probably your first unfortunate victim! KILL her, take her ranking, and SLASH YOUR WAY TO THE TOP!!

>>288039
Gregory Rasputin
>You’ve spent years honing your psychic prowess for this moment. You’ll kill her and everyone else with a thought till you’re #1.

>>288054
Eat a dick, traitor.

>>296707
Rollin
Also is the roll for how good it is in general or can you pick what your guy does?

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>296718
Fucked up inputting the dice.

>>296718
>>296723
General quality yeah. I think if there's speical abilities of any kind, I'll just make it an 80+ thing drawn out of a hat or something. Slow typer, nice roll btw

Skyrim: Winter Resistant, suffers no reduction of spaces during the winter, but is prone to civil war as the Moot convenes every year.

Morrowind: +2 spaces when attacking the Hist, Anequina, or Pelletine but is extremely unstable and prone to civil war as the Great Houses squabble amongst themselves.

Anequina: +1 space when attacking Pelletine but is disorganized and suffers -1 space when attacking anything else.

Pelletine: +1 space when attacking Anequina but is disorganized and suffers -1 space when attacking anything else.

Aldmeri Dominion: +1 space when attacking any Colovian powers (Colovian Estates, Skingrad, Chorrol, and Sancre Tor.), but -2 spaces when attacked by the Cyrodiilic Empire (refers to any cyrodiilic faction that has complete control of the Imperial Isle)

Put a trip on for this game and clearly tell me what faction you want to play as and what your name is.

>Forebears

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>>292653
One player join

waiting for two more

>>286779
>>Write-in (convince her to not call)
"No, they're just trying to scare us, ma. We call the cops and this escalates." Hug her. "I'm gonna get their cash and this will be all over."

>>287414
Voting for this

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>>287414
>>288844

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjpu0-o9iek

"No, they're just trying to scare us, ma. We call the cops and this escalates."

You give her a hug that is half out of fear and half out of protection. Training's gonna mean more than just going the distance for twelve rounds. People you love are caught up in this shit.

"I'm gonna get them their cash and this'll be all over."

Her eyes widen.

"You...
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>>286025
>Gun-Axe

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It isn't unusual for rovers to stop outside a new city, so bringing your wagon to a halt along one of the many turnouts used for just such purposes wouldn't be anything out of the ordinary or even questionable. Dismounting from the driver's board near the top of the wagon you walk over to the horses and pat their withers hard, the massive beasts nodding their heads and snorting. You stretch, popping aching tendons and cracking joints, until you feel slightly less stiff. Imjii never seemed to have that problem; perhaps a trait all elves shared, or just her own...
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"Have you thought about what we're gonna do if we meet some real rovers? I mean, we don't really look much like rovers. Not that they're bad or anything, but I haven't dealt to much with them myself, aside from the passing by." Her question is a good one, but easily answered.

"Nothing. We're traders, passing by, and we'll share news with them. They don't change much outside of their superstitions and traveling paths." Heather nods, though she doesn't seem entirely convinced. "During the war Banth was able...
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