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You are sick of these skinny faggots Flooding your instragram with their shitty Photoshop abs. You must stop those skinny faggots from flooding your instragram with their annoying photoshop.
>You See A Faggot Photoshopping
Do you
>Fight
>Leave To Lift More
Roll 1d100
Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>297764
Attempt to transform into HORNED MEGAJESUS WITH TEN SETS OF ABS AND NO ARMS
Rolled 48 (1d100)
Fight
For what is right
Every day
And every night
We must fight
Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>297764
FIGHT THE FAG
(This quest will be a multi-protagonist one but you will always be in control, there are bad ends but try not to worry, they won't cost the players anything)
One week ago the final bell had rung for the school year, you were release from your torment into the glorious summer sun, freedom and adventure at your fingertips, an endless vacation beginning.
Yesterday you had run out of things to do.
You live in a small town in the American northwest, a town of less than four thousand, on the edges of a grand forest. You had beaten all the games at the arcade, already reduced your sister to tears twice, and your parents say there are still two weeks until you go to the beach.
Yesterday Billy said he had something cool to show you and asked you to come to the clearing by the woods.
There were many stories about the forest in your class. Some say a tribe of Indians still lived there, refusing to integrate with America. Other say the treeline was a portal to the world of fairies, some of the girls say it's full of the walking dead of other that have gotten lost at night. Your mom says hobos live there however and that you should stay away.
All these stories and more fill your head as you pedal along the road, the clearing in sight, where you see a five of your classmates gathered around a tree.
You park...
>Your pink bike, it's little basket filled with snacks and a water bottle (Little girl, 10, starts with food)
>Your blue bike, your net and bug catching gear strapped to you back (Little boy, 10, starts with bug catching equipment.)
As you park by the children billy starts to yell at you “It's about time you showed up! Come look at this quick” Nailed to the tree is a signboard with some weird drawing.
“My big brother says there's more of these in the woods, and no one knows who put them up there. So what do ya think?”
“Do you know what it means?”
“No but we're gonna find out. Alright everyone! Here's the deal, one of us needs to go into the woods and find the rest of these signs and copy them down, then we can all go to my house and crack the code!”
Another classmate of yours, James ask the million dollar question. “Why?”
“BECAUSE! Now who's gonna go find all the signs?”
You have a terrible feeling about this.
You are currently in the forest, you have gained a notebook from Billy and some pencils. Your goal is to find as many signs and markings in the forest and come back home before dark. Now how do you begin?
>Head straight in, what could go wrong?
>Head to your left, you know a river should be in that direction
>Head to your right, that way should be the hills.
>>297760
Mark on the first sign, already added to your notebook
This may have been a bad time to start a quest, I'll try again in 5ish hours, that should be around noon for EST I think
>>297760
>Your blue bike, your net and bug catching gear strapped to you back (Little boy, 10, starts with bug catching equipment.)
>Head to your left, you know a river should be in that direction
>>297830
Yes thank this a bad time to start a quest sorry no one came I would stay but it far too late for me right now good bye have a nice day or night what ever time it is wear you are.
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When we last left our heroes, we were about to learn the history of Harmony's haircut.
>>296557
Chicken bones are no joke.
>>296557
Harmony is dangerous ._.
Hmmm, that stealthy assassin past.
Titmouse Boner for rogue ladies activates!
Sorry for the delay. Mister OP needs to stop taking it too easy.
You are a Yukkuri. A living disembodied Touhou character head-like pastry with normally little intelligence, an obsession with sweet-sweets and the drive to take it easy. Loved by some humans and hated by others. Yukkuri live in cities and in nature. Some are even aquatic. You live in the forest alone and wake up in your small underground nest ready to spend another day taking it easy. Depending on your actions you will either be able to take it easy or die a horrible death.
>Recap of the story so far
http://pastebin.com/ZxrUCdA7
>Recap of the characters so far
http://pastebin.com/MaKvWrt9
>Last Thread
>>262941
>"Marisa wants to take it easy for now, ze."
Eh, who cares about that bowl you just saw. You call to Patchouli and ask
>"Does Patchy know any easy things we can do?"
>"Patchy once saw Mister Humans play this game on Mister Sand. What was it that they called it...oh! Tic-Tac-Toe!"
What is this mysterious Tic-Tac-Toe?
>"Draw Mister Lines with Mister Stick!"
You attempt to draw lines. It didn't look like a Tic-Tac-Toe board. It just looked like gashes in the ground.
>"Mukyuuuuu! Give me Mister Stick!"
You hand Patchouli Mister Stick as she draws two vertical lines and two horizontal lines forming the traditional 3x3 grid. She drew an X and an O off to the side.
>"Patchouli will draw O. Marisa can draw X! If you get three symbols in Mister Squares in a line you win easy!"
You...don't quite get it but you roll with it. After a few failed attempts you and Patchouli successfully play a game of Tic-Tac-Toe.
You lose. So you play another.
You lose again.
And again.
>"Eirin can't stand watching Marisa play Tic-Tac-Toe. Marisa keeps making the same mistakes easy!"
>"EHHHH? Marisa can do strategy, ze!"
You couldn't.
Well, it seems like it's night time. Call it a night or are you gonna get reckless.
Get some shut-eye
>>299112
>Marisa can't stand losing to Patchy so much. Marisa wants to sleep easy, ze!"
>"Mukyuuuuu. Easy, easy!"
>Eirin will sleep with Princess."
The three of you go to sleep. As you are dreaming easy dreams of adventure and sweet-sweets something breaks your sleep in two.DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>"It's Youmu again!"
Eirin hopped as fast as her half-awake body could towards you to tell you what just happened.
>"MUKYAAAAAH!"
Crap. Patchouli vomited a bit of her filling again. The faraway noisy Youmu must've scared the daylights out of her. It sure shocked you, though. Can't really blame her.
>"This is a bother...can't we deal with this tomorrow. Kaguya wants to sleep..."
Before she could finish her sentence she was sound asleep again. But you sure weren't.
It's still the dead of night but do you want to take your chances and find Youmu while you can? That's up to you, ze!
Pain. That was something you haven't tasted since oh ten years ago . The war you fought with guns, bullets and blood turned into a war of intel, words and politics in these ten years. You now stands as one of the most stellar generals in your country.
You found yourself tied to a wooden chair barely holding itself together. It wasn't a surprise that the men who attacked and kidnapped you are right there with glee escaping their masks in this empty room. Terrorists nowadays, if anything they are getting smarter with each day. Your personal guards John, Henry, Fredrick and Mathew are dead...you knew it. Those bastards don't have a speck of mercy in their souls.
It was a bit ballsy to execute such a move in your homeland. You are a man of valuable information that could tip the scales in favor of these terrorists.
One of the terrorists took off his mask. His friends didn't like this bald move. He was your average middle eastern man with a scruffy beard and a horrid burn mark covering his left cheeks.
"Looks like this bird has waken up. Does this little bird see fear in these eyes? I fear no one but my true god. Do you recognize this face, general?"
>Hakim Al Ansari one of the suspects in last year's bombing
>I don't know you....
>[Try to stall]
>[Spit on his face]
>[Insult him]
>>295539
If our feet are not bound to the chair kick him in the balls.
>>295539
>>[Spit on his face]
>>295546
>>295548
Words are not worth the likes of him. Too bad your mouth was dry, the spit wasn't watery enough.
The terrorist, whom you identify as Hakim Al Ansari, did not flinch. He backed a couple of steps away while wiping your spit "I adore you country's hospitality, a true land of the free. But, but. I will not let this get in our way. You see, It seems that your little government has some...pristine establishments around the globe . Some that may cause a wild spark in this day and age...."
The terrorist paused signaling their men to ease their weapons. You could see their indices twitching to put a bullet in your head "My...group has acquired a locked black data of said location after months of scheming. Problem this, you and a handful of others have an access to these delicate files. You were the easiest of these 14 individuals by far ..."
Hakim crouched to meet your eyes "I am going to ask very nicely because i am a man of reason. Violence is not in our nature; a necessary mean to an end. So what are the codes of these black data?"
>Tell him the code
>Play ignorant
>Give him some false code
>Say nothing
>Spit again on his face
>Comment on his Hypocrisy
Hi, QM of Dragon Quest, and welcome to Part Two of Nazi Experiment Quest. And yes, I probably will fuck up with the your and you're part, because fuck me, right?
Twitter: @QuestingQM
Character Sheet: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dbHfLvUNQVM4qsomLlvpMOEWO7IDEf1fmC1ICYzJBdA/edit
On the last quest, we turned into a lycanthrope, fucked some Germans up, become bros with a US officer, fled to the USSR side of the border, set up a resistance cell, and generally right now we're dicking around with Ivanka. Who's dad is a high-ranking political commissar. We also converted someone called Petrov.
Just a few minutes ago, the radio crackled to life, asking you where Petrov was. You haven't really answered yet, mostly because you converted Petrov to the pack, and he brings a unique skill to it... Mostly that of drunken accuracy, and the ability to stop routing. The Officer in the USA apparent wants him for a propaganda shoot... And you aren't really sure they'll like to do that with a drunken werewolf who has a habit of shooting allies. As comedic as that sounds. Of course, the USA's officer is patiently waiting the other line over the ten seconds of radio silence.
...
"So."
"Uh... What's taking so long to answer?"
What do you answer to the radio?
>Yeah... Uh. Can we get you another commissar?
>Petrov's dead. We might of accidentally eaten him. Or killed him, you never know.
>Petrov's one of us, sorry.
>Write-In
Also, just a question, what do you want Stojan's personality to be like? I haven't really put any in stone.
>inb4 anyone says write how you feel like he's meant to be written
>>294205
>Petrov's one of us, sorry.
>>294205
>Petrov's one of us, sorry.
Stojan is a man of action, wodka, kurwas and
doesn't care much about morals that contradict the freedom of glorious motherland Poloniawrite how you feel like he's meant to be written :^)
Going to end voting here in about... Twenty minutes or so, since I started so early.
You reluctantly decide to message Axelle. You send her a message.
You: Hi
Axelle: Hey there. How are you?
You: I'm good. Feeling a lot better
Axelle: That's fantastic! I'm looking forward to our date later today.
You: I was wondering, do you know how I could get to Alaska for the break?
Axelle: Give me a minute.
You sit for about a minute or two before you see you have another message from Axelle.
Axelle: I can get you there. My sister has already discussed it with the military officials on base. You and I will need to discuss it though. We can talk about it now or later. What do you want to do?
>You: I have time, let's discuss it now.
>You: I have to do some stuff, so we'll talk about it while we're out.
>You: (Write in)
>You: I have time, let's discuss it now.
>>294079
>>You: I have time, let's discuss it now.
Might as well do it now, since she won't be able to tell if we are lying through messages.
>>294079
>>You: I have time, let's discuss it now.
Previous thread: >>277589
Our archives: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Fate:%20You%27re%20the%20Extra
Picking up from where we left off:
“See, the thing is, Hikki, I am really lost. My opponent attacked me yesterday in the arena, and it was a close call”.
“That’s nothing unusual”.
“I mean, HE attacked my Servant. And he gave her a run for her money”
“Is that so? Now that’s weird to say the least”, he replies, furrowing his brow.
“So I’ve been told. What could it be? He was using a sword, so maybe he’s a Saber”.
He gives you a self-satisfied look. “You’re wrong once again, Hakuno. I have figured it out”.
“What is it, smug bastard? Just tell me!”
“It’s simple, really. His Servant is a Rider”
“A Rider?”
“Correct. The Legendary Souls of the Mount are heroes who were known for riding living beats or human constructs during their lives. Kirito’s Rider must have a Riding skill of Deviant Rank which allows him to lend his power to his Master. It’s an hypothesis, but you must admit it makes sense”.
“It pains me, but it does make sense indeed. That edgelord, is there no limit to his delusion?”
The conversation has flown so naturally that you lost cognition of time and space, and only now you do notice you’ve reached the entrance to your room.
“We are delusional too, you know? For believing we can win against these natural born winners. But it’s worth trying. This said, I am going to bed. I’ve got some stalking to do this night”.
“You should really stop that”
“Why? Do you believe some bimbo’s empty threat means anything to me?”
“It sounds wrong, to be honest”
“It is wrong. It’s wrong just as I expected. Now sod off, go to the library or something”, he cuts you off, slamming the door.
You might not like it, but he’s right. The Library has an internet access and a wide collection of books, you need to start figuring out who Kirito’s Servant really is. Alternatively, you might head to the commissary first and to the Arena right after to look for the key
>Learning more couldn't hurt
>I must finish my business in the Arena
>Write-in
>>291467
>>I must finish my business in the Arena
>>291467
>I must finish my business in the Arena
We really need to get back our Mel Gibson movie.
>>291467
>Learning more couldn't hurt
BOOKS ARE GOOD
test
Rolled 3 + 20 (1d20 + 20)
>>291331
Your entire platoon just took massive casualties charlie is everywhere! roll a San check!!
yeah its another these.
I wanted to try my hand at one of these
how to create a natoin
1.choos a colour
2.choose you natoins race, feel free to make one if none of the already existing ones aren't to your taste. try not to make your race own race over power.
RACES
A.humans
simple and relatively hardy, humans are good all rounders, with a little extra in endurance
Strengh:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:6
inteligence:5
agility:5
crafts man ship:5
resistance:5
B.Dwellings
tough, cave dwelling beings, stronger and more agile then other races, however years of living underground has left them vulnrable to disease and cold
Strengh:7
Dexterity:8
Endurance:5
inteligence:6
crafts man ship:4
resistance:2
C.Ygarin
crafty and agile, ygarin specialise in geurilla tactics, and years of living in the wild has made them imune to almost all disease. they are however terrible crafts man and can't run more then a mile without having to take a lie down
Strengh:4
Dexterity:6
Endurance:3
inteligence:6
crafts man ship:3
Resistance:9
D.Dwarves
incredibly skilled, Dwarves are master thinckers and crafters, but are lacking every where else
Strengh:4
Dexterity:4
endurance:4
inteligance:9
Craftsman ship:10
resistance:5
3.name your natoin and begin, every one starts with 10 in all rescources
food:needed to feed you people
water:needed to feed your people and water crops
materials:needed to craft stuff
Rules
1.every turn you use up 1 food and 1 water, you use up more food for making your populatoin perform certain tasks, eg.mining for materials
2.you get food by planting crops, and water by creating wells/capturing rain water and materials by mining for them.
3.to declare war simply declare the space you want to attack, if you're withing attacking reach of it you can declare war, then choose how much you want to actualy put into said war.
4.when you start the land you own will be randomley asigned to you, if you get fucked over then you get one re-roll
I'd really advise you repost or edit that with line breaks to make it a little easier on the eye, buddy.
>>290481
Red
Dwellers
The Empire of the deep ones.
-purple
-shadow elves
after a long time living in dark places, these elves have become super edgy and dark
Strenght: 6
Dexterity: 6
Endurance: 4
inteligence: 6
agility: 7
crafts man ship: 4
resistance:3
-shadow clan
Or Magic Duel quest part 4 and Save Viva Piñata Princess part 5.
>be sure you are replying to the correct post
>"get" numbers are 6, 7 and 8.
>first get decides what happen next
>gets which blatantly ignores previous statements will be ignored or changed.
>wait 5 minutes to reroll if you don't get a "get"
>when needed, first dice roll decides.
Previous threads:
Magic Duel Quest: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Magic+duel+quest
Save Viva Piñata Princess: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=save+viva+pi%F1ata+princess
Crossover thread (MDQ3 and SVPP4)
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=magic+duel+vs+save+the+princess
>>290472
Lola's breast expansion continues
Wow. Whats happened? Are we fell asleep or something? Wait! Where is Roxane and el Diablo? I guess we will never know where they go...
>>290486
STP guy, check the hole in the wall and see where the fuck we are.
Twitter: @HeroRena
@ElizabethGears
ask.fm/BlueLarro
Tali's Stats: http://pastebin.com/9XdsZ5bC
Tali's Notes: http://pastebin.com/XW3TrhfR
Quest Log: http://pastebin.com/N1XaEFB9
Journal Entry #34: I've learned a lot the past few days. Most important of all, bringing new life into the world is a big responsibility. Sometimes people are not ready for this.
That's how you end up with murder golems.
Professor Ryuko has been dying to see me, gonna go check out what she wants.
>>287477
Hurrah! We're back!
>>287477
Are you read to join the LEAGUE OF LILY in their quest to stop the evil Reverse Tali and his Reverse Orb (Who is as Sane as he is Orderly) from stealing the best waifus in the Larroverse!?
"With my rights," Says Ryuko, "As a Dragon Rider, last of Windcrest, I bind the two of you. Tali Elwin and Faelanerium, you two have a link, one as old as an empire and just as sacred. Together you two shall ride into glorious battle and slay your enemies. You shall be capable of destroying all in your path."
"...."
"Do you accept?"
How does this kind of stuff keep happening to me.
Previous thread and full prologue >>280497
“And the victim must have been broken and must remain so, so that the externalization of evil is possible. The victim who refuses to assume this role contradicts society's simplistic view. Nobody wants to see it. People would have to take a look at themselves.”
You are a young middle school girl who is self-conscious about her un-femininity. Yesterday was the first day of school and despite difficulties, you had a pleasant day with your best friend Yuki and your new friend Anna. At night, you awoke to intruders in your house that assaulted your parents and older sister, Lily. Lily managed to escape the house as did you, but you were confronted by a vampire who has only referred to herself as “Mother”. You fell unconscious after confronting Mother about her plans to save humanity by stealing children and killing their families. The last thing you remember hearing was Mother telling you that she was taking you to a safe haven.
With your parents likely dead and your sister Lily missing you have to struggle and survive whatever Mother may have planned for you.The structure of this quest will largely be “text”-> “list of decision -> vote -> next “text” and so forth. Die rolls will be used for certain actions such as combat and stealth which I will roll after votes are tallied. Voting will be approximately 20 - 30 minutes long and I endeavour to post the next section 30 - 45 minutes after that.
>>286839
You awaken in what you think is some kind of castle dungeon with at least 20 other individuals. These individuals all seemed to be either unconscious like you just were, or huddled up to themselves, heads in their knees. You can faintly hear sobbing coming from some.
You had hoped by the fact that what suddenly occurred was so bizarre that this all might just be some big nightmare. If only it was one. Having gone unconscious and waking up here proves that that was no dream. You tear up at the thought of your now likely deceased parents and missing sibling. A sprinkle turned into a downpour, “I’m sorry…I’ll wake up…on time, I promise. I’ll enjoy school…just like you said. So please let me just go back…please…please…please.” You sat there for a while just repeating desperate prayers to yourself.
After fifteen minutes or so you decided it was time to try and do something about your situation. “I’ll find you, Lily, I swear it.” You were kidnapped and now in a cramped dungeon surrounded by like-minded kids. You think to yourself "What am I supposed to do in this situation."
>Inspect your surroundings
>Try approaching the others in your cell
>Write in
>>286858
Inspect your surroundings
>>287027
Looking around you realize that this dungeon is much more well adorned than any castle dungeons you have seen on television or heard of in books. There are iron bars separating you all from a hallway with no one standing guard outside. You give what you think is the door of the cell a quick shake but they barely budge.
You take a quick look over some of the other people in here and notice two girls off by themselves, one of which is almost incoherently sobbing the other is trying to console her, though to little effect. You also notice some younger children in the cell with you who are crying much louder than the rest. Finally, you notice one girl is off by himself who looks more annoyed than sad or in shock.
>Approach the two girls
>Approach the younger children
>Approach the lone girl
"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the thicc stars!" Edition
The Tales of Jack Chitin is a fantasy adventure with a good amount of gallows humor. The quest includes: custom art, light tabletop combat scenes and an emphasis on lore and world building.
Chapter summary pictures
Want to catch up with the story, but don't like reading a lot of dialogue? The chapter summaries contain key scenes with a short description.
WARNING: Plot spoilers though
Chapter 1
http://i.imgur.com/3mY3ac5.png
Chapter 2
http://i.imgur.com/ey5XApB.png
Chapter 3
Still ongoing!You're a big chapter.
Archive
Want the full experience? Find all the posts so far here in chronological order:
http://grubadventures.tumblr.com/chapterlist
https://twitter.com/grubadventures
Last thread
>>265457
Sit back, relax, the adventure continues momentarily!
[12 years ago]
Luna Bellus
"Almost, almost... this is going to be a new record!", she said in an cheerful tone
In all the excitement the young lady loses the balance and drops the book. The record, will be broken another day. A few knocks on the door interrupt the priestess' next attempt.
Possible actions
>Open the door
>Continue practising, tell the person to let themselves in
>Write-in
>>286536
>Write-in
Start screeching at the top of your lungs and spinning around in a circle, because you are an obnoxious little kid.
>>286536
>Open the door
This is my first quest thread.
>>309325
>You wake up in your room.
>How will you start your day?
>>309327
Masturbate furiously
>>309327
Your Mom call's you down for breakfast.
