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You are sick of these skinny faggots Flooding your instragram with their shitty Photoshop abs. You must stop those skinny faggots from flooding your instragram with their annoying photoshop.
>You See A Faggot Photoshopping
Do you
>Fight
>Leave To Lift More
Roll 1d100
Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>297764
Attempt to transform into HORNED MEGAJESUS WITH TEN SETS OF ABS AND NO ARMS
Rolled 48 (1d100)
Fight
For what is right
Every day
And every night
We must fight
Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>297764
FIGHT THE FAG
(This quest will be a multi-protagonist one but you will always be in control, there are bad ends but try not to worry, they won't cost the players anything)
One week ago the final bell had rung for the school year, you were release from your torment into the glorious summer sun, freedom and adventure at your fingertips, an endless vacation beginning.
Yesterday you had run out of things to do.
You live in a small town in the American northwest, a town of less than four thousand, on the edges of a grand forest. You had beaten...
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>>297760
Mark on the first sign, already added to your notebook
This may have been a bad time to start a quest, I'll try again in 5ish hours, that should be around noon for EST I think
>>297760
>Your blue bike, your net and bug catching gear strapped to you back (Little boy, 10, starts with bug catching equipment.)
>Head to your left, you know a river should be in that direction
>>297830
Yes thank this a bad time to start a quest sorry no one came I would stay but it far too late for me right now good bye have a nice day or night what ever time it is wear you are.
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When we last left our heroes, we were about to learn the history of Harmony's haircut.
>>296557
Chicken bones are no joke.
>>296557
Harmony is dangerous ._.
Hmmm, that stealthy assassin past.
Titmouse Boner for rogue ladies activates!
Sorry for the delay. Mister OP needs to stop taking it too easy.
You are a Yukkuri. A living disembodied Touhou character head-like pastry with normally little intelligence, an obsession with sweet-sweets and the drive to take it easy. Loved by some humans and hated by others. Yukkuri live in cities and in nature. Some are even aquatic. You live in the forest alone and wake up in your small underground nest ready to spend another day taking it easy. Depending on your actions you will either be able to take it easy or die a horrible death.
>Recap...
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>"Marisa wants to take it easy for now, ze."
Eh, who cares about that bowl you just saw. You call to Patchouli and ask
>"Does Patchy know any easy things we can do?"
>"Patchy once saw Mister Humans play this game on Mister Sand. What was it that they called it...oh! Tic-Tac-Toe!"
What is this mysterious Tic-Tac-Toe?
>"Draw Mister Lines with Mister Stick!"
You attempt to draw lines....
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Get some shut-eye
>>299112
>Marisa can't stand losing to Patchy so much. Marisa wants to sleep easy, ze!"
>"Mukyuuuuu. Easy, easy!"
>Eirin will sleep with Princess."
The three of you go to sleep. As you are dreaming easy dreams of adventure and sweet-sweets something breaks your sleep in two.DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>"It's...
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Pain. That was something you haven't tasted since oh ten years ago . The war you fought with guns, bullets and blood turned into a war of intel, words and politics in these ten years. You now stands as one of the most stellar generals in your country.
You found yourself tied to a wooden chair barely holding itself together. It wasn't a surprise that the men who attacked and kidnapped you are right there with glee escaping their masks in this empty room. Terrorists nowadays, if anything they are getting smarter with each day. Your personal guards John, Henry,...
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>>295539
If our feet are not bound to the chair kick him in the balls.
>>295539
>>[Spit on his face]
>>295546
>>295548
Words are not worth the likes of him. Too bad your mouth was dry, the spit wasn't watery enough.
The terrorist, whom you identify as Hakim Al Ansari, did not flinch. He backed a couple of steps away while wiping your spit "I adore you country's hospitality, a true land of the free. But, but. I will not let this get in our way. You see, It seems that your little government has some...pristine establishments around the...
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Hi, QM of Dragon Quest, and welcome to Part Two of Nazi Experiment Quest. And yes, I probably will fuck up with the your and you're part, because fuck me, right?
Twitter: @QuestingQM
Character Sheet: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dbHfLvUNQVM4qsomLlvpMOEWO7IDEf1fmC1ICYzJBdA/edit
On the last quest, we turned into a lycanthrope, fucked some Germans up, become bros with a US officer, fled to the USSR side of the border, set up a resistance cell, and generally right now we're dicking around with Ivanka. Who's dad is a high-ranking political...
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>>294205
>Petrov's one of us, sorry.
>>294205
>Petrov's one of us, sorry.
Stojan is a man of action, wodka, kurwas and
doesn't care much about morals that contradict the freedom of glorious motherland Poloniawrite how you feel like he's meant to be written :^)
Going to end voting here in about... Twenty minutes or so, since I started so early.
You reluctantly decide to message Axelle. You send her a message.
You: Hi
Axelle: Hey there. How are you?
You: I'm good. Feeling a lot better
Axelle: That's fantastic! I'm looking forward to our date later today.
You: I was wondering, do you know how I could get to Alaska for the break?
Axelle: Give me a minute.
You sit for about a minute or two before you see you have another message from Axelle.
Axelle: I can get you there. My sister has already discussed it with the military officials on base. You and...
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>You: I have time, let's discuss it now.
>>294079
>>You: I have time, let's discuss it now.
Might as well do it now, since she won't be able to tell if we are lying through messages.
>>294079
>>You: I have time, let's discuss it now.
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Picking up from where we left off:
“See, the thing is, Hikki, I am really lost. My opponent attacked me yesterday in the arena, and it was a close call”.
“That’s nothing unusual”.
“I mean, HE attacked my Servant. And he gave her a run for her money”
“Is that so? Now that’s weird to say the least”, he replies, furrowing his brow.
“So...
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>>291467
>>I must finish my business in the Arena
>>291467
>I must finish my business in the Arena
We really need to get back our Mel Gibson movie.
>>291467
>Learning more couldn't hurt
BOOKS ARE GOOD
test
Rolled 3 + 20 (1d20 + 20)
>>291331
Your entire platoon just took massive casualties charlie is everywhere! roll a San check!!
yeah its another these.
I wanted to try my hand at one of these
how to create a natoin
1.choos a colour
2.choose you natoins race, feel free to make one if none of the already existing ones aren't to your taste. try not to make your race own race over power.
RACES
A.humans
simple and relatively hardy, humans are good all rounders, with a little extra in endurance
Strengh:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:6
inteligence:5
agility:5
crafts man ship:5
resistance:5
B.Dwellings
tough, cave dwelling beings, stronger and more...
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I'd really advise you repost or edit that with line breaks to make it a little easier on the eye, buddy.
>>290481
Red
Dwellers
The Empire of the deep ones.
-purple
-shadow elves
after a long time living in dark places, these elves have become super edgy and dark
Strenght: 6
Dexterity: 6
Endurance: 4
inteligence: 6
agility: 7
crafts man ship: 4
resistance:3
-shadow clan
Or Magic Duel quest part 4 and Save Viva Piñata Princess part 5.
>be sure you are replying to the correct post
>"get" numbers are 6, 7 and 8.
>first get decides what happen next
>gets which blatantly ignores previous statements will be ignored or changed.
>wait 5 minutes to reroll if you don't get a "get"
>when needed, first dice roll decides.
Previous...
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>>290472
Lola's breast expansion continues
Wow. Whats happened? Are we fell asleep or something? Wait! Where is Roxane and el Diablo? I guess we will never know where they go...
>>290486
STP guy, check the hole in the wall and see where the fuck we are.
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Quest Log: http://pastebin.com/N1XaEFB9
Journal Entry #34: I've learned a lot the past few days. Most important of all, bringing new life into the world is a big responsibility. Sometimes people are not ready for this.
That's how you end up with murder golems.
Professor Ryuko has been dying to see me, gonna go check out what she wants.
>>287477
Hurrah! We're back!
>>287477
Are you read to join the LEAGUE OF LILY in their quest to stop the evil Reverse Tali and his Reverse Orb (Who is as Sane as he is Orderly) from stealing the best waifus in the Larroverse!?
"With my rights," Says Ryuko, "As a Dragon Rider, last of Windcrest, I bind the two of you. Tali Elwin and Faelanerium, you two have a link, one as old as an empire and just as sacred. Together you two shall ride into glorious battle and slay your enemies. You shall be capable of destroying all in your path."
"...."
"Do you accept?"
How does this kind of stuff keep happening to me.
Previous thread and full prologue >>280497
“And the victim must have been broken and must remain so, so that the externalization of evil is possible. The victim who refuses to assume this role contradicts society's simplistic view. Nobody wants to see it. People would have to take a look at themselves.”
You are a young middle school girl who is self-conscious about her un-femininity. Yesterday was the first day of school and despite difficulties, you had a pleasant...
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>>286839
You awaken in what you think is some kind of castle dungeon with at least 20 other individuals. These individuals all seemed to be either unconscious like you just were, or huddled up to themselves, heads in their knees. You can faintly hear sobbing coming from some.
You had hoped by the fact that what suddenly occurred was so bizarre that this all might just be some big nightmare. If only it was one. Having gone unconscious and waking up here proves that that was no dream. You tear up at the thought of your...
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>>286858
Inspect your surroundings
>>287027
Looking around you realize that this dungeon is much more well adorned than any castle dungeons you have seen on television or heard of in books. There are iron bars separating you all from a hallway with no one standing guard outside. You give what you think is the door of the cell a quick shake but they barely budge.
You take a quick look over some of the other people in here and notice two girls off by themselves, one of which is almost incoherently sobbing the other is trying to console her, though to...
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"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the thicc stars!" Edition
The Tales of Jack Chitin is a fantasy adventure with a good amount of gallows humor. The quest includes: custom art, light tabletop combat scenes and an emphasis on lore and world building.
Chapter summary pictures
Want to catch up with the story, but don't like reading a lot of dialogue? The chapter summaries contain key scenes with a short description.
WARNING: Plot spoilers though
Chapter 1
http://i.imgur.com/3mY3ac5.png
Chapter 2
http://i.imgur.com/ey5XApB.png
Chapter 3
Still ongoing!You're a big chapter.
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>>265457
Sit back, relax, the adventure continues momentarily!
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>>286536
>Write-in
Start screeching at the top of your lungs and spinning around in a circle, because you are an obnoxious little kid.
>>286536
>Open the door
This is my first quest thread.
>>309325
>You wake up in your room.
>How will you start your day?
>>309327
Masturbate furiously
>>309327
Your Mom call's you down for breakfast.
