Your name is... well, was, Tom. You were a UN peacekeeper in Somalia. You were set as a watch in the northern part of the encampment, and that's when the gunfire started. It was awful. The rattle of automatic fire on both sides, and the sudden explosion of the armory. Your instincts kicked in and you legged it as far away as you could. By the time you collapsed from exhaustion, the moon was high in the sky and the dim glow of a fire was visible to the south. You had no time to think and were completely exhausted, so you passed out.
When...
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>>309504
>>What did I take with me?
>>309508
You pat yourself down. You check your pack.
You have exactly...
1x G3A3 assault rifle chambered in 7.62x51mm NATO round, which you have 93 of in three separate magazines.
2x M67 Fragmentation Grenades
5x MRE packets from your backpack
1x 500ml Army Canteen (200ml of Clean Water)
2x Medical Packets, including bandages and water disinfectant tablets
1x UN Olive Drab uniform (Boots, shirt, and Pants)
1x MOLLE olive drab backpack
A map, compass, and a radio set to only work with military frequencies
After making sure you have everything, you settle down in your little alcove. Jesus, what are you gonna do? The base was probably attacked by some angry warlord, but that was the fiercest they've ever been. You look towards the south, where you came. All you see is smoke and the outline of the encampment. God, how? You're in a foreign land, where the people hate you and don't speak your language? You don't know where to go...
>Back south to the encampment, maybe people survived.
>North, checking the map a small village should be there
>East towards Ethiopia, hoping to run into a convoy or some semblance of the UN
>West towards the Arabian Sea, hoping to get to the Suez, to British hands.
>>309527
>Back south to the encampment, maybe people survived.
>Be you
>10 year old Dragon
>Fairly young
>About twenty feet long end to end
>Can't breathe anything yet
>Flying over beach
>See people and strange brown thing
>What do?
Play with the strange brown thing.
See if you can make it top over without the people noticing you are there.
>Play with strange brown thing. See if you can make it top over without the people noticing you are there
Oh what fun! You have never flapped your wings this hard before! You become so busy trying to have fun with the strange brown thing, you completely forget that people are there!
Rolled 17, 11, 8, 2, 4, 8 = 50 (6d20)
i roll to obtain an urection
The sun rises.
Perhaps it was a poor decision to have not purchased a fresh blanket and pillow at the last settlement. After all, you feel the pulsating pain of morning cramps ripple across your back.
Maybe tomorrow you won't have to build a bed of sticks and stones.
What is your first action?
>>305775
i empty my pockets to see what's inside
>>305775
Do our morning ritual of getting drunk.
>>305792
>>305794
The lack of pockets on your cloths make such task difficult, but a quick inventory check reveals that no bandit has stolen any of your belongings in the night.
You're pretty lucky for that- it was stupid of you to just lay down for the night in these wild lands.
Inventory includes:
>raisins
>simple short sword
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Alright, we're having an extra long extra slow paced today, the coldest day of the year (so far).
Ignore the first vote, it's already been voted for.
- - - -
The retreat goes smoothly, the bandit forces hanging back to recollect their forces. You spot a BMP shadowing you a few...
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>>304347
>>Use the treeline
Rolled 1 (1d2)
reposting shitty map
also didn't realise that the vote was a tie, will flip a coin.
1 is treeline
2 is ruins
I'll catch up to this later. Tonight is Firefly RPG night for me. See you in a few hours.
Let's do this story then. Comment a person, a place and and a plot. If your last two digits have a 1 in them, your person is in. 2 and yor place is in and 3 is your plot. (NSFW Is allowed, memes and cancer s also allowed.)
wow 304030 that's pretty good right!
>>304030
This is a story of trivial life as a Store Clerk, a regular job someones gotta do, and that's you. Matthew Clark. Full time Employee of 9/11. The most monotonous General Store in Wintergren Valley.
Ok, 9/11 general store!
Picking up from: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/273876/
Characters thus far along with character creation guidelines: http://pastebin.com/9QUjgtSi
You can create your own character and I'll pop you into the story along with the others. We technically have a main character too.
Summary of what's up so far:
Your name is Anjali, a 16 year old girl of Indian heritage (a character our anons created). We began in a warehouse, where you were rudely roped to a chair, hazy and afflicted with numbness that belied a terrible aching pain....
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>>302083
Actually, its 4. But lets just do that last 2 instead of going all 4/4.
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>>302083
-Anjali-
You remain quiet.
Watching him silently for what you judge to be a good while, you finally conclude that he has no ulterior motives - or those that would bring you harm. Yes, he was with bad people - your captors. He was one of them. But he did help you. The fire was likely his doing. Although, that does not do much in improving you judgement...
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>>302083
>>302124
-Dan-
Dangerous territory
But you had no choice. They would have followed you if you had just relocated to a remote location, the nearest home per say. You had to come to...here. A bold gamble. But also your only hope.
The houses would have supplies. Supplies you would need to treat your injuries. The outskirts would be the safest, at least. Like here. You stop the car.
The houses look, for the most...
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>>302140
>>House, right
random house choice?
you know the drill
>reply to the right post
>get numbers are 3, 6, and 9
>first get decides what happens
>first dice roll decides what happens
kill your dog then shove its tail up yer arse
>>301005
Headbutt the knight
>>301005
Bardic performance
First to three votes happens.
Mu'saal is a happy goat. He sleeps in the barn and can go out in the field whenever he wants. The field is surrounded by a 20ft electric fence. inside the barn are three female goats: Fiqa, Amiicha, and Goat. His owner(Muhamad) comes to feed and rape him at 6:00am. it is 5:45am now. What will he do?
>>296190
Feign death.
>>296190
Search for a gap beneath the fence and escape like the moronic animal you are.
>>296199
This
Welcome to legacy quest, a dungeon crawling adventure spanning several generations of heroes.
Your protagonists will die, permanently, but fear not! Before each hero embarks on their quest to free the land from evil, they marry and have children, ensuring their bloodline will not die with them, and providing the next intrepid adventurer to follow in the footsteps of their ancestors when they come of age.
Unfortunate and stupid heroes might face insta-kills, unwinnable situations, and general doom. The best and brightest will slowly progress through the dungeon, but will still likely face their inevitable death.
No one hero will beat the dungeon, only by building up a strong family of heroes, investing in your hometown/stronghold to acquire better resources, passing down knowledge, wealth, and loot.
Last time on legacy quest:
>Svard made his final decision to retire in peace, and be succeeded by his child
>We pushed through the tedious admin of which things to craft, which things to leave to our child, etc. etc.
>We left the dungeon, with a final disrespectful gesture to the Trickster
So now we're picking up at an exciting place! Rolling a new hero! Although I quite liked the narrative around choosing our class, stats, etc. last time, it took rather a long time, so character generation this time will only take a few rolls of the appropriate dice.
Waiting for three bumps before we see whether we're continuing the quest with a male or a female,
>>312911
Aww yeah, quest time.
I'll vote female just to change stuff a little bit.
Last time it was a roll of a d2 to decide, but we'll see how nice I'm feeling! Waiting for more bumps!
You decide to create your own chan imageboard what should you name it? picture unrelated.
>>308994
chanchan.
Where we talk about other imageboards.
Rolled 80 (1d100)
Dorfchan.
You can feel the sun on your skin and a gentle breeze on your face, teasing your nostrils with the salty smell of the ocean waters that remind you of simpler times.
Opening your eyes, you are startled to find that you are not passed out drunk in a alleyway, but floating on a small dingy at an unfamiliar dock. Before you can look around and see where you have ended up from your latest binge, you see a shark fin appear above the calm waves, quickly moving towards your dingy.
>What do you do?
Would've written more if i knew how little i actually wrote.
>>318862
Ignore it. Sharks can't jump, right?
>>318867
>Deciding to ignore the shark, you look above you and take in your surroundings. You are mesmerized at the town you find yourself in. Sadly before you can take in the sights in full detail you feel something smash against your dingy, almost upturning it and you into the murky waters below. Deciding that it's about time you leave, you get ready to ditch the dingy and swim to the nearby dock.
>Anything you want to do before you leave?
Today was the day you were due to be executed for crimes of pilfering, embezzlement and larceny. Those all mean the same thing really, but you did piss off a lot of people so the judge just ran with it. Probably shouldn't have stolen his powdered wig.
Instead of being doomed to meet your maker, the captain of the guard came in the middle of the night to your cell and pardoned you on one condition; You must deliver the captain's love letter to the beloved princess of this kingdom.
Now you stand in the middle of an intersection in very early morning, nearing...
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>>313677
Use sunlight to read the note without opening the letter. Just in case we lose it, we can recite the letter to her.
>>313685
This. Also look to see if your being followed.
>>313685
The sun's not quite bright enough yet to see through the envelope with it, but you hold the letter up to a bright candle on some civilian's windowsill. It takes you a handful of minutes to turn the letter over and decipher it's entirety.
...The man writes like an ape. You have the feeling the captain of the guard does not take rejection well. And if that happens, god knows what will happen to you. This will take enormous revision or the most fantastic bullshittery salesmanship on your part.
You...
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You find yourself in the middle of a bustling business area, people driving to their jobs, all working to make a well oiled moneymaking machine. You on the other hand, are unemployed. What did you come here for? That's your choice.
Welcome to TownQuest!
What will you do?
[Look at the image and decide]
[For updates or questions, friend http://steamcommunity.com/id/connectionsanchi/ on steam.]
>>313330
To get a goddamn job. Preferably as a Store Clerk
>>313330
Check out the person who are sitting on the bench.
>>313348
You walk over to the man on the bench. He doesn't seem to be paying attention to you.
After recently listening to death grips for the first time, you've fallen in love with one of the band members. Who will you try to seduce?
>>313136
Flatlander
>>313148
You've fallen in love with Andy Morin. How will you ever be able to meet him? You don't know where he lives, or his contact information. There's only one way...
>>313157
He's in my area?
I'm a slow and bad QM from Cripplechan. I have not played the VN. Here's a quick recap:
-You are a rookie ice mage who unexpectedly enter a Nasy-style Holy Grail War while vacationing in Hong Kong.
-Your servant is a Rider-class Nazi woman, aka Hitler.
-You both watched an Archer get stabbed by a Lancer aka Jeanne D'arc.
-Now you two are in a shopping mall discussing battle strategy. She is wearing civilian clothes to blend in.
What you know about your Servant is that she conjures up old vehicles and rides them, and uses a sword/gun...
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>>311721
A good advice: Show, don't tell.
Better luck with the OP next time.
Sipping at your lattes after your meal. The two of you get right down to business.
"What's our approach going to be?" You ask her.
"Well master, my strength comes mainly from my warmachines. As much as how I would like to keep you by my side at all times, that may not be the best thing to do since you will be targeted." She sighed. "Unless we are traveling, I suggest you seek shelter from the fray at a safe distance from me."
You give her words some thought. She's right about exposing himself to the enemy. You bring...
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>>311817
>Eavesdrop
Tourists always say the darndest things.