>boot up your computer
>this happens
What do?
>>26074740
>Hooves
Let her rape me of course
>>26074740
BITCH YOU JUST BROKE MY NEW SCREEN!
change my wallpaper
Show off your pony desktops.
Only got my phone's home screen to show off.
>>26074702
/thread
So you get to Equestria, congrats!
But your a horrible monster, un-congrats.
Pick your curse and tell us how you do, bonus points for monster pics and scared pony pics.
Size
>Kaiju
Your a city destroying beast
>Humanoid
Your an average human sized monster
>Vermin
Your the size of an animal, and more annoying than dangerous
Power
>Raw Strength
Most situations are solved with PUNCH
>Elemental Doom
Lasers, lighting, fire, acid. You name it and it's probably coming out of some orifice
>Eldritch Fear
You can make the toughest and roughest shit their pants just by looking at you
Feed
>MEAT!
You gotta eat living things, or else you lose your mind and go on feeding frenzies
>Destruction!
You feed off raw chaos, you just destroy anything and everything to sustain yourself
>Rape!
You have to fuck, no seriously, if the rape train stops you explode like in 1994 Speed
Curse
>Demon speak
No one can understand a damned word your saying
>Horrid
Your uglier than sin, probably smell to
>Mr. Unlucky
You mean well, to bad so much as being in your presence causes injuries and destruction
Weakness
>Fighting power
a large enough army could widdle you down
>Friendship
The elements of harmony can blast you with their rainbow power!
>Rumple stiltSkin
Your one weakness as an anon, if someone says your true name you kill yourself. And yes, there are hints to your true name in Equestria
nigger that a kingdom hearts
>>26074481
Was just posting anything monster looking I had, sorry
>>26074475
Probably go Ogre
>Humanoid- see if I can't get 9 or 10 feet tall
>Raw Strength
>Destruction
>Horrid
>Friendship
I'd rampage across Equestria destroying ponyville and that damn Baltimare. Only to be stopped by the elements and turned into stone or jail or worsea recurring redemption villain
>"My Past does not define me! Because my Past is not today!"
>>26073973
keep up the good work familia
Yes, and today, you're cancer.
>>26073973
Like a phoeNYX burning bright in the sky!
When is Mlp season 6 coming out?
>>26073896
4th quarter of 2016
so about 10-11 more months of hiatus
c:
>>26074023
how long was our last hiatus?
>>26074023
The truth is that we don't know. We can make various guesses, but no announcement has been made.
hai, is there anybody from Ukraine here? :33
>>26073810
ukraine is in russia bro.
>>26073810
I'm from Russia now.
>>26073810
Cheeki breeki
let's see when you stand in this fight guise
>>26073723
Would Nyx be NRL? Or would she be Solar Empire because Twilight would be in it due to being close to Celestia?
>this shitty fanfiction
>>26073969
um not sure but yes so nyx is part of the NLR plus let's send celestia to the sun /)
If you got through an upside down portal to Equestria and they all looked like this (correct colors, wings and/or horns where appropriate, they can spleak and such) would you stay? You only get three days to decide and then the portal goes back to normal and you're trapped there forever.
>>26073674
So basically, it's earth or hyper-realism equestria? Anything's better than this shithole, stay there for definite.
>>26073682
Yes. The majority don't even want to hurt you.
>>26073674
stay if u asked me 3 years ago i would think ur disgusting
its still destirbes me to this day that i think ponies are more sexy than humans
Anyone else notice that at the end of the Friendship Games the pony Twilight said she didn't get Sunset's messages because she was caught in a crazy time travel loop. & Then the season 5 finale WAS the crazy time travel loop. So the season 5 finale and the Friendship Games took place at the same time.
>>26073397
S5 production ended before FG, they already knew what the season finale would be
>>26073397
>Sunset Shimmer is canon and in Season 6
>>26073397
>What are AUs?
The timeline in which EqG happens can follow the same course of events as canon, but that doesn't mean that EqG necessarily happened in the canon timeline, just that the EqG timeline follows it too.
>I just removed your central nervous system, Anon.
>>26073145
How did you achieve that without instantly killing me
>>26073158
magic, son
>>26073163
She's not a unicorn
ITT we share with our problems and attempt to give others emotional support. I'm pretty sure no one here has a degree in psychology, participate at your own risk.
I know I will die alone and it bothers me less everyday.
>>26072964
Sometimes you just need a person to talk to that's consistent. Whether that means you never let people go, or you hop from one crutch to the next by figuring out people quickly, is up to you. Anyway, threads like this were never the kind of heart-warming thing you'd expect, at least not consistently.
>>26073040
The thing is, for some reason I can't attach myself to anyone for long, but I still need company. I've had a few months long friendships that sometimes I felt like were blossoming into something more, until one day I suddenly felt like I couldn't take this person anymore and ceased all contact. I know I've hurt at least two people this way. I don't understand myself and I just feel like shit, abandoning people and whining about how lonely I feel. I don't even know if I should keep trying.
Also, sometimes I'm able to genuinely enjoy myself, but then I remember I've never put meat in a grill.
Oh, and don't give me this 'we a bad crowd kid' talk, you fuckers can be pretty cozy when the mood strikes you.
>>26073232
Well anon, it sounds like you've either got commitment issues or you were expecting something from the person that never happened. Either way, it seems like you are the problem, and you admit it, at the very least. You should try to figure yourself out. Try to figure out what the breaking point is where you cut them off, and see if there's any connection there. Cause it's not fun to have someone cut you out of their life with no explanation or anything leading up to it.
Also, if by "meat in a grill" you mean, have sex, then you really need to get over it. It's not a rite of passage, it isn't a set of goalposts, and the only people who judge you based on it are probably not the sort of people that you need in your life. Besides, once you figure out how to connect with and stay in contact with people, it will come on its own (Haha, double entendre).
Why do people keep calling Applejack a silly pony? Do they hate her?
>>26072848
Silly pony, we call you a silly pony because you're a silly pony.
>Scrunching intensifies.
>>26072848
Silly is good, Anon.
>>26072848
Appul is the silliest pony ever
>"Anon what are you doing with your life? Everyday I see you repeat the same actions and slowly rotting away. Why won't you go and do something with your life instead of wasting it?"
Is this the real life?
>>26072821
Sorry Twi, I can't stop shitposting
The hiatus is already taking a toll.
>>26072707
This post allows me to come to terms with the truth of my mortality more directly and poignantly than any other literary masterpiece I have ever read.... No matter what I intend to do, be, what I feel, love, what all I've accomplished or how much I've learned, the crushing inevetibility of age and death will eventually determine my end. The feeling of invincibility those of us who are relatively young and healthy experience is without exception a disingenuous mirage. Though death seems just a far off shadow, the quote rings true pronouncing our lack of entitlement to tomorrow. And after we finally meet our demise what then??? A looming question mark. Even while holding a belief in the eternal existence of the soul, I could never even begin to describe what I might experience upon the separation of my soul from my body. All I can say with surety is at that point in my perspective, lucid spirit or no, everything I had ever been or wanted or believed will cease to define me.
>Second day after hiatus begins
>Sunset, Starlight and Nyx war
>>26073099
Whoever wins, we lose
What would you wife think if she found out you watch my little pony will she break up with you or stay with you
>>26072678
Don't you have the marital problems general for these questions?
>>26072678
>Your Wife, a woman you married, divorces you because you watch a cartoon.
That sounds unreasonable.
>>26072678
>Your Wife, a woman you married, divorces you because you watch a cartoon.
