>"Anonymous, I need you to stop replacing my bookmarks with photos of your penis."
>>26098161
"This last one wasn't a photo."
>>26098161
Actually...I could see that idea taking off as a fun little novelty of the sort sold at a Spencer's or Hot Topic. Imma streal it, thanks.
>>26098201
that was oc, do not steal
Celestia is still a qt 3.14
Too bad you're a faggot, OP.
Celestia threads always turn to shit no matter what, why bother trying.
>>26098851
She's dead Anon
>>26097789
Would she act like a little girl when no one's around? Playing with dolls, sweet talking and tea parties? If so, why would she do that?
Be honest, would you pretend this was Dashie?
>>26097541
dashie wouldn't have those nails
>>26097554
You wouldn't see the nails if you had her on all fours.
>no hooves
Don't be disgusting, OP.
Filly thread
>>26097392
l-lewd
>>26097392
Adding a new meaning to the words "playing with your food"
>>26097416
filly is not for eating
>Hey, Anon! Whatcha doin'?
None of your fucking business.
Piss off.
Not being a cunt, you should try it once
Can we get some "good" example of pony cosplay?
>>26097199
>Can pigs fly?
Sure
>"Let's do genetic science, Anon!"
>>26097092
If it ends up with you trying to make me fuck an abomination again, then I want no part of it.
>>26097092
wait i just need take my pants off
>>26097092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak17kCS6RLU
writefag be back!
>>26096796
I doubt he ever will come back thanks to mr Hermann Fagelien (insert trip)
>>26097022
he didn't died for him
>>26096796
i like it
How will she contend with living forever, and watching everyone else die around her?
Will she make peace with it the same way that the sisters appear to have?
>>26096677
Easy. She goes insane with the idea of making everyone else around her immortal as well.
She has time travel spells. She'll set up a groundhog day style stable time loop one day, and work at the problem for eternity.
>implying the rest of the mane 6 wont become alicorns
What do the ponies do when they're not in an episode?
They get high, drunk, tell eachothers dirty jokes and act like a somewhat lazy human.
>>26096562
"Aaaaaand cut. That's a wrap girls!"
>"F-Fucking finally! If I have to be near another fucking animal for another Celestia damned minute I'm going to kill myself!"
"Fluttershy they're not that ba-"
>"Not that bad? NOT THAT BAD!? I have shit in my mane and in my tail, and I know that one of those little angel bunnies pissed in my salad, I don't know which one it was but I am so getting it put down!"
Off Stage General: So out of Character addition.
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
no you dont
what inside do you want to cum?
>>26096483
Want i inside cum Rainbow Dash
>"I wanna fuck a dog in the ass!"
Daily reminder to sage
>>26096202
>"Then do it!"
>"Never give up on your dreams!"
>>26096202
Okay, first of all, you have no dick, Rainbow.
Second, that's fucking disgusting. Dogs aren't the least big sexually appealing, nor do they have any real intelligence, and they're smaller than us, so it really would be taking advantage of them.
Third, does Applejack know about this? Because she'll probably want you to stay the fuck away from her dog and her ranch after knowing about this.
>"You failed all your classes? You're such an idiot! You're going to make me look like a bad parent!"
>>26096010
>whatever mom, let me cum inside now
>>26096010
Oh fuck you mum. all you ever do with me is fucking exercise and train, Im sorry im not a fast-flyer. god whens daddy back? he actually cares about me, all you care about is winning.
boop
"Anon what are you doing?"
>>26095995
fuckin' yo bitch
>>26095995
Working hard so I can eat good every damn day
>>26095995
>*Closes laptop slowly*
N-nothing...
Hello everyone. I am Sunset Shimmer. Today, I will be teaching you how to press the keys on a piano.
i'll press your keys if u know what i mean
>>26095912
Ah, wonderful.
Go on
First, you bring your hoof over the keys like this.
