>When the Crystal Empire returned after centuries of slumber, it brought with it more then just the resurgence of its populace. One by one, the lost technologies of the Crystal Empire were re-discovered, and the magic-manipulating properties of the crystals soon spread across Equestria. It wasn't long until almost every household used crystal-technology in some shape or form, whether to bake a cake, repair a broken pipe, or just listening to music.
>The greatest of these innovations were the airships, allowing the ponies to fly higher and farther than ever before. And these airships quickly proved invaluable as a new crystal trade sprang up across the world. In every direction, ponies would explore further and further into the unknown, fueled by their new technology and the drive to find new fortunes. The crystal trade made for many a new rich ponies, but with this new prosperity came greed.
>And not every pony decided to play fair.
>Piracy soon began to run rampant with raiders hitting trade routes across the land. Airships, while powerful and versatile, weren't exactly fast and the vast stretches between cities left trade ships vulnerable to attack. The lands to the south of Equestria soon became known as 'The Badlands,' dominated by ruthless and lawless pirates, and the mightiest of which became known as simply, The Pirate King. For over a century, the throne of the Pirate King has made the Badlands a place where no trade captain dare venture.
>It is an age of magic, airships, and adventure, where with the right wits and a helping of courage, even the lowliest of ponies can strike it rich. How will history remember you?
>"Hey! Wake up already!"
>You feel a sharp nudge against the side of your head, stirring you from your slumber. You don't rememeber falling asleep... just resting your eyelids, is all.
>A scruffy and rather stout-looking stallion stands over you, looking impatient as always.
>"Let's get going, the boss is waiting to meet with you."
>>26123740
>Right, the boss - the whole reason you've been sitting out in this waiting room for the past hour or so. You quietly follow the stallion as he leads you down the hall and through a large, wide set of doors.
>A small but finely-adorned office greets you, along with the smell of brandy and cigar smoke. Behind a mahogeny desk sits a pegasus so old and fat, you're fairly certain that he couldn't fly even if you stuffed him into a cannon.
>"So this is the new kid being recommended?" the pegasus remarks, shifting the cigar in his mouth from one side to the next.
>"Smooth Sailing insists on it - says he'll make a fine captain."
>The pegasus stares at you, looking you up from top to bottom, and then smirks. "what's your name, kid?"
Always the important question - WHO are you? Time to choose a name, race, gender, and your general appearance.
Earth Pony - you can't fly, but earth ponies are always tough and dependable.
Pegasus - between the flight, the cloud-walk, and keen sense of navigation, you're a shoe-in for any airship.
Unicorn - considering how much magic-tech is used in running an airship, unicorns are a must for any crew.
Gryphon - nothing matches the ferocity and tenacity of a gryphon. Ponies might be a bit wary of you though.
Crystal Pony - like normal ponies, but shinier!
Minotaur - you're no monster, but that doesn't mean everypony won't be nervous when they're around you.
Earth pony laughs in the face of gravity.
>>26123750
We fly. Let's get the WingsBatpony choice when?
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Castlist: http://pastebin.com/eSW5Hevs
>>26070763
>>26071357
>>26071402
>>26071414
>For a second you freeze up like a deer in a spotlight.
>The sound of your own blood pumping in your ear becomes very apparent, and on instinct you blurt out.
"I-I'm gay! And do all sorts of... Lesbian stuff. W-With my marefriend! Who also, d-does lesbian things. With me!"
>In response, Hoedown backs up, a little flustered.
>"O-Oh, one of... Those? I-uh, apologize, let me excuse myself for a moment so you can... Clean. Things."
>He quickly takes his leave from the room, grumbling as he travels.
>After a few moments, and his hooves are safely down the hall, 1 bursts out in laughter from the bathroom, before quickly silencing herself and resorting to pained giggles.
>After she gets her mirth under control, she chokes through aftershocks of her amusement.
>"I-I... Well, that's certainly one way to get him off your tail!"
>Finally, she takes a second to compose herself, drawing a hoof down the front of her chest and taking a deep breath.
>"Hooh... Well, I'll bet you get your pay docked for that outburst. He'll probably go crying to mommy or something. And you better hope he's not too set on you to overlook that either, or you'll be in a right pickle."
>input action
>>26122309
I told you shit fucks that was a bad idea.
At least we're not getting our real pay from these assholes. Just keep cleaning to calm our nerves.
>>26122309
I-I panicked and didn't know what to say.
>>26122309
Just as planned. Ask her what's next.
Previous Threads: http://pastebin.com/QM9LjHMz
Recap:
> Your brother invited you to the dinner event that followed the world premiere of "Seven Sons of Trottingham"
> After your brother used some shenanigans to get you in without being on the list, things happened, like...
> Exercising self-control
> Ordering really spicy curry
> Wishing you could do eccentric things like your brother
> Getting advice from your dad
> Realizing your mom didn't even intend to come to the practicum.
Post incoming: More dinner shit
> The rest of dinner goes well enough.
> Your father tells you about his last training assignment.
> Your brother manages to sneak you a prawn while explaining the plot of Seven Brothers of Trottingham.
> The taste of meat is strange, but the way it snaps when you bite it gives it an exotic appeal.
> Eventually the dinner wraps up, and dessert menus are passed about.
> Again the choices are limited.
> Modak, a flour dumpling desert filled with delicious stuffing
> Shrikhand, a thick yogurt with safron and pistachios
> Gajar Ka Halwa, a carrot pudding.
> You immediately realize that choice would change the fate of the world.
> The survival of Equestria hinged on it.
> With that in mind, you make your choice of sweet and tasty dalliances.
>>26122199
Carrot Pudding sounds nice.
>>26122199
>You immediately realize that choice would change the fate of the world.
>The survival of Equestria hinged on it.
I wouldn't think that would be the case, but damn it if those dubs didn't convince me.
Pudding.
Pudding is awesome.
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>>25996685
Pineapple Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/meme/
>The sound of Neighponese and shitty music fills your ears
>You can only be in one place…
>Sighing as you know what you’re about to deal with you take a second to enjoy just a little bit more time having unmolested eyes
>Well… you’ve got to talk to him either way, better you he doesn’t go looking for you
>Turning the corner into the familiar living room you’re confronted with a near seizure inducing array of flashing lights coming from the TV, some diamond dog with robotic arms fighting that bat mare
>Nearby Shade sits on the couch, glued to the screen as he leans forward, taking bites out of a bowl of cereal in his lap while he wears some kind of house robe
>He honestly looks max comfy
“Let me get this straight. You stay up all night watching anime, and then you fall asleep… only to watch anime?”
>The bat pony’s ears swivel in your direction, head soon following
>He excitedly addresses you, little flecks of chewed cereal flying out of his mouth as he yaps
>”Gar! Come on in, you’re just in time for the season finale!”
>>26099478
Welp, nothing's getting done for another half hour.
Dream up some comfy pajamas and a hoofheld gaming system to pass the time.
Briefly look at the TV to remind ourselves how much we hate the show before scoffing and returning to our game.
>>26099478
you wouldn't happen to know anything about the stallion we dropped off at the hospital do you?
Somewhere, in forsaken waters, dwells the Winded Archipelago
Apparently cut from the rest of the world since ancient time by the power of Abyss, Gem Stone, who came to explore it with her father and a sailor, is now trapped here after a strange accident
After reuniting with her father, and meeting Alga, Pearl and several other natives, they try to find a wait back to Equestria
They also meet Spume, leader of a resistance movement aiming at bring the tyrants down
And with their help, they attack the Rostrum and to end the tyranny of the Wind Lords
The attack is a success, and the last Wind Lord is successfully captured
But not everything went well
Abyss, a dark spirit of the depth, aimed at killing the Wind Lords to get freedom from him prison
And when that goal escaped his grasp he decided to use his eldritch magic to merge his spirit with the one of Gem Stone
The result was the two of them becoming a strange hybrid
Everyone is confused and scared by the situation, especially Gem herself despite her now considerable power
At least the barrier separating the islands from the rest of the word was easily taken down
But now, Gem has to find a suitable ending for both the pony and the spirit inside her, and not let her darker emotions get the best of her
After spending the night with her dragon friend, the day has come for the two Wind Lord to face their trial in front of the people
Right now, though, there’s still some work to do convince the folk of the Archipelago of the masquerade that happened for generations
Last time, Gem was accompanying people from Coto who wished to see for themselves the mansion of their master is now empty
Previously: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/archipelago
>Quick Band does not wave much more to talk about
>Still, he remains at you side until the end of the trip, giving you the occasional glance to catch something unnatural you could be doing
>He ends up disappointed, though
>But just like the rest of your crew, his attention shifts to the destination when it appears into view
>They watch in the sky with fear, unsure whether the coatls or their master still roam the sky or not
>Fearfully, they disembark and follow you and the other rebels as you show them the place you raided yesterday
>Despite all the proofs, many still deny the facts, suggesting this might be a test of faith or that the Wind Lord might only be taking a stroll
>But the crypt is the final nail in the coffin
>With generations of immortal sovereigns in front of them, no pony can deny anymore the deception they fell for since their birth
>As the truth strikes, expressions of dismay appear on their faces
>Their life wasn’t so bad, and they had always seen the Wind Lord’s rule as the natural order of things
>It will take them some time…
>The witnesses are brought back to Coto a little later
>They share what they saw, and once again rebuttals of disbelief can be heard from the crowd, but they’re making progress
>Spume will now travel to Ocre, where she’ll repeat what she did with the people of Coto
>Alga and Pearl remain her, but Pick and shovel will be there
>Where will you go?
>What do?
>>26097267
I think we can go with Pick and Shovel.
>>26097326
We can't have sex so lets stay with Alga and Pearl.
"Twilight's Mom has got it Goin' On" Edition
Previous Thread: >>25979713
Come in here, all you /ss/, loli, MILF, and cougar lovers! Talk about or write about relationships between characters with a big age difference here.
BasedPastebinFucker's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/BasedPastebinFucker
LoreLove's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/LoreLove
Kid Anon and the Spa Ponies: http://pastebin.com/604wKseg
Right and Wrong (Anon x RD): http://pastebin.com/34vUjssQ
Blue and Orange on the Rainbow: http://pastebin.com/LTHRbaVn
Anon x Changelings: http://pastebin.com/JzKpr3yw
KidAnon and Babysitter Fluttershy: http://pastebin.com/LSXpUfUs
Anon x Ginger Snap (filly scout): http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24611358/#24621083
Anon x DT: http://pastebin.com/VX9AexTa
The Wonderful Misadventures of Scootaloo and Kid Anon: http://pastebin.com/BAne48b7
White Cream (Twilight Velver x Moondancer): http://pastebin.com/F13LxLWN
Spike x Rarity x Fluttershy Magic Dragon-cock Harem two threads ago (Get a pastebin or something!)
KidAnon's Family Lesson: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JCuAgpY6DhDHmR7oXTB0tFMi0_
WKhUJma6L7tVAH8MI/edit
The Nightlight - Young Anon x Twilight: http://pastebin.com/KGAwSJH3
Pretty damn violent, you been warned
Parent's Night Out - Child Anon x Cadance:
1: http://pastebin.com/zwC0NpR4
2: http://pastebin.com/h5PL42Ep
3: http://pastebin.com/KSGt3cXy
4: http://pastebin.com/3cYrn5i9
5: http://pastebin.com/etFHephx
6: http://pastebin.com/jmK3Cpat
7: http://pastebin.com/fsW6SPA3
Babs Tease: http://pastebin.com/wr3d5tQR
Too Fast, Too Young: http://pastebin.com/ktSs353f
MA KidAnon: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zZ8oVIcOiNMfeOsJCpw2lw3ARAhUBOFnhDOrvnDqw9M/edit?usp=sharing
An Uncle and Niece story: http://pastebin.com/fnSHbcsX
Just as a heads up, you forgot to add the Snowdrop story to the list.
>>26091687
>Implying that wasn't totally intentionalIt actually wasn't, I just didn't notice it.
Sorry about that m8. Mind giving me the link so I can add it to the next OP?
>>26091687
Any more snow booty?
The rules are simple: Anons Waifu (or Husbando) meets anons parents or Anon meets the parents of his waifu (or husbando). First two threads were mostly about Twi vs. Anons parents (and my Celestia story), Third thread ( >>26070753 ) zonked out of page ten because lack of safebumpings. So lets try it again.
Writefriends go!
Bump for green.
>>26088693
Oh holy writefriends come home for the big booty Twi, and bless us with green.
Bemp again for green.
This is a collection of various posts from the /mlp/ community and Were not done yet. We still need more posts to fill up the rest of the book.
We still need a huge inmprovment on the cover
Drop box https://www.dropbox.com/s/5d2j4l4mfcvmup0/Daring%20do%20and%20the%20search%20of%20santa.docx?dl=0
Last post >>26060033
And so, Glimmer reinserted the hyper dildo into her vagina once more. She groaned. She moaned. She even made some silly faces. Soon, though, a new dildo fell out.
"There," said Glimmer, "now the elf can use the dildo homing device!"
They got all set up once more, and the elf begins wanking it to a picture of Santa they all had to have. MAGIC. The dildi begins levitating and flying through the air.
"Let's follow that dildo!" Daring yelled. "ikimashou!"
>>26062020
Daring's weeaboo side triggered Tracy, and the constant fighting led to many cops pulling them out of the sky for alcohol tests. However, our heroes still managed to follow the dildo to Santa in Rio.
Bunp u faggets
Planeswalking draw prompt!
>Draw pony, or any other creature, in a fictional universe of your choosing.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/137144647028/
For as much as she must enjoy showing off her latest winter fashions, Rarity must not take too much vacation time this time of year. There's probably no more important season for her business than this one! Whether it's keeping ponies extra bundled up or readying them for some important holiday socials, she surely wouldn't be unavailable to assist! Plus, she can use the traffic to set up the spring line advertisting, too.
Balancing work and social concerns must be tiring, though. Summer's probably more Rarity's yearly break.
>>26159782
Previous thread.
>filly
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
OH SNAP MLPG, IT'S TIME TO DRAW!
To kick off the new year, let’s have some fun and draw the intro to the show that’s keeping us on this wild ride: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! We are looking for some good fashioned QUALITY here so, regardless of your tools or skill level, feel free to join! For examples of what we’re going for, please see the links below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZZd10L68_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VT8Xp1RgbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyoW1W5HUnw
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>mare
Planeswalking draw prompt!
>Draw pony, or any other creature, in a fictional universe of your choosing.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/137144647028/
When it's cold outside, is it still warm in the clouds? The insulation on homes like Rainbow Dash's must be decent. All that unfiltered sunshine in the day and the high altitudes might make it uncomfortable otherwise. Twilight might be interested in learning the specifics, but then too, maybe it's just common knowledge in Equestria. Pegasi aren't particularly unwelcoming, it's just understandably a bit more difficult for most of the other ponies to get up for a visit.
The Equestria Games committee must have planned a mass cloudwalking contingent if Cloudsdale had been accepted.
>>26153486
Previous thread.
Torment the maressexually.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
OH SNAP MLPG, IT'S TIME TO DRAW!
To kick off the new year, let’s have some fun and draw the intro to the show that’s keeping us on this wild ride: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! We are looking for some good fashioned QUALITY here so, regardless of your tools or skill level, feel free to join! For examples of what we’re going for, please see the links below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZZd10L68_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VT8Xp1RgbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyoW1W5HUnw
Submission guidelines and other information can be found here: http://mlpg.co/art/res/15565.html
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Planeswalking draw prompt!
>Draw pony, or any other creature, in a fictional universe of your choosing.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/137144647028/
Friendship is Magic #38 is still storytimed here!
>>26090709
The beginning of winter sees Cloudsdale usher in the season around Equestria, but given that the city can't remain in a single spot if snowfall across the country is desired, the weather seems a bit front-loaded from the start. Surely it can't remain at that; use of the cold powder and contact with warm-blooded ponies will undoubtedly wear it down over the weeks. Renewal is in order; Rainbow Dash had a cloud ready to attempt to appease the yak
delegation, so either it's not too difficult to produce off-season or there are reserves maintained. Is it up to the individual weather teams, or does Cloudsdale continue to make passes for months?
It's important to have enough snow for everyone to enjoy!
>>26143482
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
OH SNAP MLPG, IT'S TIME TO DRAW!
To kick off the new year, let’s have some fun and draw the intro to the show that’s keeping us on this wild ride: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! We are looking for some good fashioned QUALITY here so, regardless of your tools or skill level, feel free to join! For examples of what we’re going for, please see the links below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZZd10L68_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VT8Xp1RgbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyoW1W5HUnw
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First for anonfilly is in fact TGTF.
Filly's drunk throwin' up in a urinal
"YOU FUCKIN' HOMO!"
That's what she said at Anon's funeral
Planeswalking draw prompt!
>Draw pony, or any other creature, in a fictional universe of your choosing.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/137144647028/
Friendship is Magic #38 is storytimed here!
>>26090709
This winter Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and their families did something quite out of the ordinary for the either of them by celebrating together. Meanwhile, Twilight and Spike were sticking to their tradition, even if it was in another new home (it's been a relatively short time even since they still lived in Canterlot). A bit of the traditional can always be nice to ground a pony and her dragon assistant, but surely she's not spending the whole season cooped up. What could she try this year that's new to her - even if it's just a spin on something familiar? There's always something - or somewhere. How much travel has she even done without prompting? With all the places that fascinate her in books, it seems a little curious she doesn't get out a little more.
>>26128667
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
OH SNAP MLPG, IT'S TIME TO DRAW!
To kick off the new year, let’s have some fun and draw the intro to the show that’s keeping us on this wild ride: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! We are looking for some good fashioned QUALITY here so, regardless of your tools or skill level, feel free to join! For examples of what we’re going for, please see the links below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZZd10L68_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VT8Xp1RgbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyoW1W5HUnw
Submission guidelines and other information can be found here: http://mlpg.co/art/res/15565.html
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>>26134196
I'm happy we're still in the 3 months of winter coolness phase
Planeswalking draw prompt!
>Draw pony, or any other creature, in a fictional universe of your choosing.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/137144647028/
Friendship is Magic #38 is storytimed here!
>>26090709
Do the Wonderbolts compete amongst themselves often? Just to determine where the members are, relatively speaking, perhaps? Fleetfoot's proven to be a good racer, but Soarin' and Spitfire are also speedy enough that they went in for the relay race at the Equestrian Games. Speed's hardly the only niche, either; tecnical performances and crowd rapport have to be pretty useful measures as well. And during a big show, they've got to work as teams, anyhow. But how to determine who flies when and where?
>>26125274
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
OH SNAP MLPG, IT'S TIME TO DRAW!
To kick off the new year, let’s have some fun and draw the intro to the show that’s keeping us on this wild ride: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! We are looking for some good fashioned QUALITY here so, regardless of your tools or skill level, feel free to join! For examples of what we’re going for, please see the links below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZZd10L68_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VT8Xp1RgbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyoW1W5HUnw
Submission guidelines and other information can be found here: http://mlpg.co/art/res/15565.html
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Do you think satyrs are cute?
Twilight loves her daughter nyx
EMERGENCY EDITION
linkboards r gay
I saw The Revenant in the theater today.
It was pretty brutal.
>>26119258
>filename
Anon, the fuck did you do now for this to happen?
>>26116304
Simple.
I stole all the cookies from the cookie jar.
>>26116304
I don't get it. She's pointing some massive laser spell at me?
>>26116304
Kidnapped the other Princesses until Twilight inevitably went power mad from containing the vast majority of Equestrian magic.
'Swhat I do.
