Did you guys like any of the Japanese voices?
>>26151187
...
>pic related
So are they literally called "My Little Pony Girls" in Japan?
>>26151193
problem?
I really like these pones. My favorite is Lily. Would like to see more of any of these three succulent pones!
>>26151007
Roseluck a best.
>>26151007
>three best friends
>best enough to share their husband
>scratch that
>best friends enough to form a harem
Roseluck is so fuckable.
I am offering you a passage into Equestria.
This comes with a terrible cost.
Your pride...
Your dignity...
Your very soul...
Tell me, what are you expecting me to ask of you?
Murder of a close friend? Perhaps, scale a mountain of burning sulfur and brimstone, naked?
Perhaps, being forced to live through the gauntlet of Dark Souls with every death as real as the last.
No, this is something much more simple - much more cruel.
To get your wish...
beat this game:
http://games.kids.yahoo.co.jp/sports/013.html
>>26150154
>yahoo
>sports
ya nothx
>>26150167
>this nigga doesn't know
You're a lucky soul
>>26150154
I'm not clicking that shit, fuck off.
>"Ooooh, fuck, that's good..."
>"...why are you slowing down?"
>"Trixie didn't say you could stop."
>"I don't CARE if you came inside, Trixie demands more orgasms!"
>"KEEP FUCKING."
>>26149262
Well you're a unicorn, Trixie
So I don't see why you can'tgo fuck yourself
>>26149262
>implying she wouldn't be impressed by my human endurance
Stallions orgasm in seconds, anon.
>>26149277
CARLOS
So, this board, this fandom, the whole "brony" sensation... at its core, it's a sex thing, right? A fetish?
>>26148300
Yes.
No its about a show that we all enjoy
>>26148300
>tfw a serious lack of Pinkamena porn
Really saddens me...
Oh I'm sorry op, what was your question?
>I-I lost...?
>Anon, I demand a rematch!
>>26147596
No, fuck you, now I get to take your thousand year old virginity.
>>26147596
Okay, give me a minute. Humans have a bit of a sexual refraction period.
>>26147616
>>26147625
Why does it always have to be sex? Why can't we have a cute story where Luna gets upset about losing a board game to Anon?
why.jpg
>>26147150
Rarity is kinda decent
>>26147150
Why do you like to jack off to horses? Why are you so autistic? What does your father thinks about his worthless son? How does it feel to know that you are worse than a nigger?
>>26147165
No. No, she is most definitely not.
Check out this sweet, over-used copypasta!
http://pastebin.com/mWrxJJPr
>>26146831
Welcome back faithful readers to another exiting adventure of "Supervillians of Equestria". When we last saw our villians they had opened a restaurant, sinisterly scouting supers secrets.
Now they had kidnapped Batcolt, Batmare's sidekick, in order to lure Batmare out. Will they succeeded in taking on the dark equestrian, or will the illians fall before the heroic knight of the night?
1)Sheets
2) you are in a abandoned _____ where you are preparing your ambush, where is it?
>>26147127
http://pastebin.com/zJXbq5dc
topless beach
>>26147127
http://pastebin.com/8V88tWpt
Beach, water treatment plant, sewer; whatever. Someplace that's got a good amount of deep water.
HIGHTEST
>>26146807
>worse than a nigger
YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU AUSSIE SHIT
>>26146896
OH you triggered now CUNT?
>>26146794
Here you go. >>26141981
>>26145506
I want the return of Rainboom Crash so badly.
>>26145523
>>663920949
(?)
>>26145523
Well, he can't un-hang himself, anon.
>Anon, there is an... issue. The Elves are claiming that your people drove them and the Dragons from their homeworld.
>Both are threatening war with Equestria if you are not handed over.
>Is this true Anon?
>>26143170
"Holy shit, Elves are real? Back home we treat both of those as just myths. Creatures from stories that aren't real."
>>26143170
Well I (emphasis on I) didn't kick them out, so I'M not giving myself over.
>>26143207
Oh Elves are real alright.
Here, take a hit of acid and smoke this ball of dmt.
Original prompt:
>"Haha, you faggot can't even stand a hit from a girl! What you gonna do now, fuckboy? Cry?! Fucking nerd!"
Writefags:
>ZimZamsenpaii~
http://pastebin.com/08vZWsnR
Previous thread: >>26072128
The ride continues!
>>26141053
I fucked up
#4*
>>26141066
Don't worry OP, you'll always be a faggot in my eyes
REMINDER: If you prefer small breasts over large ones you are a subhuman and need to promptly kill yourself.
This board has insufficient material to stand on it's own.
It's 50% shitposts, 30% repetitive circlejerk generals, 15% greentext prompts, 4% old episode discussion, and 1% original content.
Maybe it would be for the best if we just shut down /mlp/ completely and merged into /trash/.
>>26140962
Maybe it would be best if you killed yourself
>>26140962
No.
"Equestria? Oh, I'm going to blow it up. It obstructs my view of Venus."
>>26140698
OP, what're you doing, this boards full of milleniall shitstains who've never watched Looney Tunes.
>>26140767
This was designed to attract the age-appropriate groups, though. You know, the people that are actually allowed to be on here.
>>26140698
I know that feeling. I was actually just about to blow up Mars because it obstructs my view of Jupiter.
>You always contemplated the silly things
>It wasn't easy fitting in, nor was it fun to fail
>Did people like you?
>Did you like yourself?
>All these things are small and mellow-dramatic
>It only bothered you now because...You're now the new kid in town
>Getting a new job in Canterlot, your father moved you and your mother
>You dread this
>Being the new face always sucked for you
>Besides, you're gonna miss the few friends you had in your old town
>Your new home isn't so bad
>Bigger room, more yard space
>You hope the school won't be bad
>Your mom and dad do their best to reassure you that this will be for the best
>Hopefully they're right
>After a long day of moving in your things, it's dinner time
>Sitting in your new kitchen, you dine on some spaghetti
>Your father speaks up
>"Settled in?" he asks you
"I'm fine, just trying to sink in the fact we moved"
>"It'll get better, just you wait son"
"Thanks dad, I'll try to get used to it"
>"Maybe you'll make some new friends dear" your mother chimes in
"Heh..yeah, maybe I will" you try to sound cheerful
>Later, you help your mother with the dishes
>Soon after, you retreat to your room
>At least some things weren't different
>Your new room was the same as your old room
>Every poster position
>Every nick-knack position
>It feels relaxing to sit at your desk
>Opening your laptop, you open a bottle of King-Kar lemon tea
>You peek outside your window
>Nothing but a beautiful view of your new home
>Canterlot
>Maybe this won't be so bad
>You could try to make actual friends here
>If not for yourself, you could do this for your parents
>>26140490
>You sip your drink and browse the internet
>Tomorrow was your first day at a new highschool so you don't want to stay up too late
>You mostly browse FaceSpace for the time being to see who lived in this town
>There was a new photo on your FaceSpace wall
>It was of your new home, and taken by your mother
>She tagged you and hash tagged the town
>Looking deeper into it, there's a page for Canterlot
>You forward the image to the Canterlot page
>Sitting back, you drink some more tea
>*Bling*
"Hmm?
>*Bling*
>Leaning forward you look at your laptop
>You have two new notifications
>You open it
>Some people liked the image on the page
>Someone commented
>Well now
>These must be some of the people living here
>A girl commented on the image
>Some Pinkie Ponk or something like that
>"Wow! New people! Like, you should totally hire me to throw you a welcoming party!!!1!1"
read the comment
>Clicking to reply, you let her know that'd be a swell idea in a joking kind of way
>Less than 30 seconds after replying, you get another
>*Bling*
>"OMGOMGOMG! I can totally do it! I'll stop by tomorrow after I leave my school!" Pinkie commented after your reply
>Welp,this can't be helped
>With that, you closed your laptop and plopped on your bed
>>26140809
I like this so far
>>26140826
Thanks for bumping friend
>>26140809
>You fall into a blissful sleep
>Tonight felt like no other night
>It was as if a new start was in order
>Something rang in your head as you slept
>Don't be that damned shy kid from before
>Be the guy who your friends would walk up to in school and say good morning
>Be the guy who helps someone in need and is returned the favor
>Be the guy who is loved
>Be the guy who is counted on
>Be that guy who didn't know the feel of no friends
>Be cared for
>Sorry frog, but that spaghetti went in your stomach and not on the floor
>Then...there was peace
>Like nothing before mattered
>All you could see was darkness
>*Brzzt* *Brzzt*
"Huh?"
>You opened an eye
>Your phone's alarm was ringing
>Fumbling a bit, you manage to shut it off
>In an upright position, you sit up on the side of your bed
>You rub your eyes as your door opens
>"Hey son, ready for a new day?" You father stepped in
>Those words shocked into your mind
>A new day
"Y-yeah...Yeah! I'm ready dad!" you say excited
>"I'm glad son, now hurry and get ready, your mother made breakfast, I gotta head to work, it's a new day for me too"
"Thanks dad, see you later"
>You freshen yourself up in your bathroom
