You can go to Equestria only if you haven't clop to your waifu.
Not even once.
>>26435403
then it's a good thing your not in charge of who gets in
>>26435403
THIS IS INPASIBURRR
>>26435403
Good rule. Lusty memers who treat this as a joke stay out people who actually love their waifu get to spend forever with her.
Disliking Modern Music edition.
Here ITT, it's all about the Cello Pone, and the taste of Classical Music, the love of Cello pone, and also, hips.
>Is this going to become another general?
No. We keep our shit contained in our thread. You can thank us for that or keep shitposting about cutest donkey shortly after this thread's spawn.
Now let the faggotry commence
Come say Hi on skype!https://join.skype.com/iQ60zfFOd4RQ
Green:
http://pastebin.com/u/vetur
http://pastebin.com/u/rikka_tan
http://pastebin.com/u/Lil_Macintosh
If you have any Octavia green, please feel free to post it!
>>26435054
I did.
Now my Skype is constantly freezing, and the file sounds are haunting my councious.
>>26435003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RFq7cOVDF0
>"Engineer, this is the third time this week that my mechanical wing has malfunctioned."
>"This time it blew out over enemy territory! It almost got me killed!"
>"I don't need your shoddy work keeping me from the front lines."
>"Now fix it before I get you court-martialed."
>>26434507
"Sure Ma'am!"
"Oh shit, we're all out of oil!"
"..."
"Ma'am, now don't be alarmed...it's the only grease I know of..."
>Cums on EdgyDash mechanical wings
>>26434514
>Dash gives you a mechanical wing job
>Your shoddy engineering makes it malfunction during it
>She rips your dick off with a fountain of blood with her mechanical wing
>By accident
>>"Now fix it before I get you court-martialed"
Just for that I would fuck it up even more
Here is a chance to release your anger about your least favourite horse
hi tom
>>26434472
hello :)
some nice memes you got there
Did anybody want Wonderbolts from the Guardians of Harmony line? Good news for you!
>>26433901
That's a big Spike
>>26433901
Damn, that is a nice looking Spitfire.
Also that little armor Spike is just adorable.
>>26433917
For you
>that bare-shoulder Rarity
>>26433822
>AJ is not invited
>>26433822
Not to be picky, anon, but that's no news.
>>26433827
On the flipside, we get a Vinyl mini.
http://edge.media-server.com/m/p/ycr4gzm4
Discuss
>>26433611
I want to kiss those legs
>>26433611
I don't understand Rainbow's dress. It looks too hippy or something.
>>26433611
Discuss what? Your extremely poor attempt at a phishing scam?
Claiming Miia the Snek
All of misterdaveys videos have been restored for whatever reason:
https://www.youtube.com/user/MisterDavie/videos
what the hell is hasbro doing?
>>26431085
It can be a random user flagging all his stuff and it takes a while for yt to look the videos over.
>>26431101
I don't think so, all the videos are now claimed by hasbro. Just kinda odd they would copyright strike them and then put them back up and monetize them instead.
>>26431085
>mfw Hasbro monetized a video with a link leading to this in the description
>I mostly got over him but, sometimes, when I remember his caring hands, his warm smile, those beautiful moments of him teaching me to play my guitar, his warm embrace on those faithful nights and...
>I'm sorry, I shouldn't be telling you all this. You're a great friend tho, thanks for listening to me. It hurts messing it up like this but, with friends like you, I can stop regretting hurting him so much.I'm back with more green
>>26430748
But first the ones I already wrote
>Sunset Shimmer, the love of your life is talking to you once again
>Sadly she's talking about that idiot again, the stupid Sentry
>Look at her eyes, they are still so full in love for that guy
>What the shit did he do?
>Yes he taught her how to play the guitar
>And yes he was the only one that truly cared about her when she was an evil bitch
>Pretty handsome too, do you remember when you took a peek on his abs? So tight.
>Wait, stop getting horny boy, that's not the time for that.
>Shimmer almost has hearts for pupils with how she's describing her love life with her.
>It makes you sick
>"Say" you finally decide to answer"ever thought of moving on?"
>"Oh all the time" she says "but I just haven't found the right guy to make me forget about him, you know?"
>"Well" you finally decide to say it "what about, someone like me?"
>"Oh I don't know, bud" She laughs "I wouldn't want someone as wimpy as you. Haha, just kidding, bro. You know I don't mean it"
>"y-yeah, haha..."
>You shut your mouth like the good old beta kid you are and keep listening to her blabbing about Sentry once again.
>You hate that guy so much.
>>26430800
>"Oh hey, Flash!" Sunset said while she walked right behind him.
>"Oh, Sunset! Hey... again." She nervously said.
>You were walking right behind them while holding Shimmer's books.
>"So how are you doing?"
>"I'm doing alright, thank you for asking again. You know I have somewhere else to be right now. See ya." He says as he almost ran away from her.
>"Ok then... bye" Sunset said while slowly waving away while her face showed a painful expression.
>"I'm never going to be able to talk with him ever again, am I?"
>"Forget about that jerk, Sunset. You know, I'll always be with you, forever."
>Pretty smooth, cringelord.
>"Oh, thank you so much, bro." she says while she proceeds to hug you.
>"You're the best friend a girl like me could have."
>You can feel the tears filling your throat while you nod respectfully at her.
>"Fucking Flash Sentry" you think to yourself "this is all your fucking fault.
>"Hey, guys?" You heard a voice speaking behind Sunset. It was Sentry.
>"I'm sorry for acting like a jerk just now. It's just that, I'm still a little uncomfortable by all this, you know? But I'm glad that you got yourself someone else, Sunset."
>"What, him?" She suddenly said while breaking the hug "Oh no! We're just besties, he is just helping me with my stuff."
>Flash, understanding your painful situation, looks at you and gives you an understanding look.
>"Oh, I see. I'm sorry man. Anyway, I do have to go right now but I'll catch you later, alright?"
>"Yes, of course! Bye bye Flashie! I mean, Flash!" She excitedly said while waving her hand. "Oh you heard that? he doesn't hate me!"
>Great, now you will have to suffer three hours of her telling you how great that piece of shit is.
>Fuck you, Flash
>>26430824
>At night, you constantly listen to her on the phone.
>Most of the time it was alright, she talked about Twilight and the other girls.
>But when she talked about Flash, oh boy.
>Two hours of an emotional rollercoaster.
>She went from happy, to depressed, to angry, to melancholic, to excited, to crying.
>But you were there for her. To comfort her.
>Honestly, you didn't know what she was thinking half of the time.
>She always missed that jerk, but then she was angry at him and then she was depressed.
>That faggot, how could he have left her?
>A girl with such a perfect body, beautiful face and such an innocent soul.
>I mean sure, she was a cunt, but it was his responsibility to crack that tough exterior to bring out the delicate flower inside.
>What an idiot, not being able to take his chance.
>While Sunset was talking, you could feel your feelings blooming more and more, you couldn't hold them in forever.
>So you decided right there, right now, that you were going to tell her how you felt.
>But before that, you had to be sure.
>"Hey, Sunset" you started "what do you think of boys that confess on the phone?"
>"Pfft, what?" she laughed "Why would anyone do that? That's so creepy. What, are they not confident enough? Also, what do you mean by "confess"? That just makes it weird, you know? Flash never confessed to me, you know? He instead knew how to make a girl fall for him~"
>"I see..."
>Fucking Flash Sentry, it's your fault that this conversation will extend two more hours.
"S-so much this time! I don't know if I can swallow it all!"
>>26430350
Don't gulp your drinks.
You're a princess. You should know proper etiquette
>>26430350
Muh dik
>>26430350
"COME ON TWI! ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE. THE BIRDS ARE SINGING, THE FLOWERS ARE BLOOMING. ON LIKE LIKE THIS. PRINCESSES LIKE YOU.....Should be drinking the eggs."
>its a self insert fanfic
>>26430241
>it's a ____ fanfic
>>26430241
>It's OP
>it's another goddamn diaper/shit/piss fetish fic
A thing that was copied!
http://pastebin.com/mWrxJJPr
>>26430173
You thought you were safe! But nothing can save you from...the TPK! Rocks fall on you all and you also fall into lava that is actually a portal to the center of the sun!
...is what I would've said if I gave up on everything. Hahaha...haha...hah...heh...yeah, post your sheets.
>>26430196
http://pastebin.com/raw/Uvh6nVBg
>>26430196
http://pastebin.com/0ajykQ8y
Even if she was real, or if you met a girl just like her(tits size notwithstanding), you too would get sick of her over the months
>>26428826
LIES
>>26428826
Fluttershy is worst maneshit anyway. Being a mainshitfag is literal autism, tb͏h fa͏m.
>>26428826
I'd be perfectly happy with a friend like her.
I'm curious, /mlp/. Does race or ethnicity matter to you when it comes to the mlp fandom? http://strawpoll.me/6792187
>>26428450
Fuck off.
>>26428450
I made this because I don't care about race sensitivity, but I actually couldn't care less about race. So long as you treat me like a human (ie you wont try talk to me in public because I don't give a shit about you or this new diet you're trying) then you can just go on your marry little way and live your life whatever skin color you have.
>>26428450
I'm a spic, does that bother you /mlp/?
