Welcome to this shitty CYOA.
This is my first try but I'm a quick learner so bear with me as I get the hang of everything.
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>You dun goofed.
>You were condemned guilty by a court of your peers and now you're on your way to jagged rock penitentiary.
>Try as you might, your lawyer was terrible. You were so close to getting into happy hooves, that'd have been nice.
>Now you're currently chained to the seat of a carriage in the sky sitting between two inmates without a roof pulled by pegasi while a bored and serious looking guard pony looks blankly at you all.
>On each of the doors you see a sign saying "No singing" and "No fun allowed"
>The signs don't crush your moral as much as the giant bubble in the distance surrounded by barbed wire fences and guards.
>The closer you get the better you can make out a huge ominous castle with a maze and several courtyards, it'll be a minute before you get there at most.
>The inmate to your left seems to be a young mare rocking back and forth slowly as if singing something in her head.
>You were all sentanced on the same day, it seems like they're trying to fill this prison up.. and that weirds you out as its fairly rare to /go/ to an equestrian prison in the first place.
>The inmate to your right is an awkwardly shrimpy purple Minotaur with a broken horn.
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But what matters now is who you are.
You can't escape from jagged rock if you don't know who you are.
Come up with a butt-tattoo (Special talent) and a quick concept.
A concept is like a short description, whatever you want. The character is yours 100% (Some samples)
>A zebra male-prostitute/non-consensual snuggler from the ghettos of manehattin
>A goth unicorn mare who's catchphrase is "Fucking conformists" and is inside for necrophilia and touching colts/fillies
>A black and red batpone named scrape and lick who's bent on world domination.
>>26667056
I'm no good with creation, but if no one decides, let's go goth unicorn mare, touched fillies
>>26667056
>A black and red batpone named scrape and lick who's bent on world domination.
Please tell me your joking. You're going to get shitposted out of existence.
>>26667056
How about unicorn mare, arrested for questionably legal magical research. You turn just a few test subjects into loaves of bread and suddenly it's "mad science" this and "menace to society" that.
Do you guys think love can bloom from a broken relationship?
>>26666998
Nope
>>26667043
I do believe it can happen. Or at least, shippers will bitch until it does.
>>26667082
Eugh, I hope not.
>mst3k watching pone.
Who even.
>>26665603
Some kind of youtube reviewer with 100 subscribers, probably
>>26665603
>>26665662
Not knowing MST3k....Underage ban when?
Who #hyped here for Season 6?
>>26662503
Not me.
>>26662503
What I want:
I want a cute slice of life series.
What I don't want:
Over the top crazy shit happening.
>>26662503
I'm nervouscited
>>26661948
last time i checked equestrian girls isnt canon
>>26662036
But pony Flash is, and Twilight could very well have used one of her transformations spells on him.
Why do I think dropping Cartman into the MLP universe would be the funniest thing ever?
>>26657484
Because you're 14 years old.
>>26657484
Because you're so underage it hurts.
>>26657484
At least then Twilight won't be the fattest thing in Equestria anymore.
Ok, horsefuckers! I've written up a couple of mlp-themed mad libs, and I need you to fill 'em in! Words will be picked first-come, first served.
Our first mad lib: Granny smith's Obituary.
I need a number.
Give me an Adjective
>>26654021
grotesque
No quality allowed.
No fun allowed.
No complaining allowed.
No fixing allowed.
>inb4 somebody actually out of spite edits out Glimmer's teal strand of hair out of every episode.
>>26648708
Her natural mane looks nice. I'll give her that.
>>26648708
Mayor Marks would have actually been a better name for her tbhonest
Previously: Cough finished up his day with Sundae and Marigold. The next morning he was so sore that when he tried to get out of bed he ended up on the floor, unable to get up. Cue a panic attack solved by his mother.
Ugh... I'm so bored.
>I've been laying in bed for hours.
>I can't really sleep, I can't get up.
>As a matter of fact, I can barely move.
I've only now noticed how plain my room is.
>My room has a few knick-knacks that my parents bring back for me from when they go on vacation.
>mostly seashells and lanyards.
Now, if only I had a set of keys to attach them to.
Gah!
I need to find something to entertain myself...
>>26643115
Bro, you gotta post in /cyoa/ when you start your thread.
Daydreaming, napping, watching the clouds and pegasi go by our window.
>>26643115
We can't really do anything without mom. Call for her go get us some water and ask her if she wants to play a card game on our bed with us or something.
>>26643349
>Well, I guess I could try to look out the window at the head of my bed.
>I shuffle and squirm up to the window, and I peer out.
>It's really cloudy out, but I can see a few pegasi moving the clouds about.
>Suddenly, an army of pegasi appear from above the clouds.
>There's a pause, but then they all nod in unison.
>They all kick the clouds at the same time, causing an incredible downpour.
>My window is immediately drenched to the point where I can't see out of it anymore.
>>26643394
Great...
>Well there goes any pony watching I could have done.
I have an idea.
"Hey Mom?" I call out.
>My throat is feeling alittle better than it was earlier, but it was still kind of uncomfortable.
>There seems to be no response.
>But soon she appears through my door.
>"What is it, Hon?"
"Can we play a game or something? I'm kinda bored."
>"Oh. Alright, I'll be right back."
"Could I get a glass of water, too?"
>"yup!" she calls from the hallway.
>After a bit, she returns to my room with a deck of cards in her mouth.
>She lays them down beside me, and takes a seat.
>I lean my back against the wall so I can sit up.
>"So, what do you wanna play?"
Get hyp horsefuckers the 2016 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16 starts in just over a day! Can we wrap up this winter cup and become back2back champions? Find outtomorrow
>Main Page:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Main_Page
>FAQ:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/FAQ
>2016 Winter Cup schedule here
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2016_4chan_Winter_Cup
Matches begin this Saturday at 5pm (/mlp/ match starts approximately 9:30pm)
/an/ vs /ck/
/u/ vs /d/
/mu/ vs /f/
/asp/ vs /s4s/
/tv/ vs /fit/
/s/ vs /pol/
/gd/ vs /mlp/
/out/ vs /wsg/
Reigning Elite champions: /mlp/
Reigning Babby champions: /out/
First for make the pony big.
>>26647084
>Find out tomorrow
TODAY!
>>26647084
do we have a new hyp vid for winter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7mJvIKkhSI
>>26647121
I dont know if we got one but im itchin' to see if based Ved, cupboard cat, and 3D Anon have a sweet intro video for the RO16
![42902489fae7d1f3cb1f8c2ea2ed9977[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Kgi3RP6.png "42902489fae7d1f3cb1f8c2ea2ed9977[1]"){kind=small}
What did they do to her, /mlp/?
If you're going to bitch about what your employer is doing to you publicly, don't pussy out and be so passive aggressive. Just fucking say it.
Apparently the answer is "gave her a fuckload of money."
>>26645342
Wait how does paying well lead into giving more work.
I draw things and am looking for stuff to draw
also I do lewds
>>26645198
The great and powerfull Trixie riding on cadances back.
>>26645198
EqG Trixie and EqG Rarity holding hands in the most lesbian and obscene way. Sweat and drool and blushing everywhere, please.
>>26645198
Oh great, just when I thought of coming back another Draw friend appeared to preemptively steal my thunder. The Salt is read...
Give me a cute mare... actually make it a double.
PONIES ARE COMING ON
On me?
ERBODY SIT DOWN AN SHUSH IT!!!!! DIS GUN BE GUD!!!!!
>>26644862
turn it up
TURN IT UP
All porn can be found in derpibooru.
>>26644378
These are somehow worse than her already subpar, OC-tier design
>>26644378
If you're trying to bait you are doing it wrong. If you are trying to shill you are doing it right.
>implying
I've been in jail for the last 3 years and just got released this morning, what have I missed /mlp/?
>>26643924
What did you do, you degenerate nigger?
>>26643924
>in jail for 3 years
What the fuck? Who did you murder?
When was the last time you watched pone m8? Do you plan to catch up?
