So I'm about to sit down and watch this it can't be that bad right I just have to remind myself it can't be worse then strippers vs werewolves was right right.
>>26603075
It's better than most of FIM. Don't listen to no hooves fags.
>>26610703
Not really. It's high school drama packed with a less than appealing love subplot.
>>26610708
Honestly I'm just scared the whole grown adults turning into teenagers thing will get to me.
But I can at least be sure the transitions won't be as horrible as the aforementioned strippers vs werewolves.
Post all of your "penga poe" mispelled Pinkie names here
>>26607652
Pinkie Po
>>26607652
Pinky Pie
>There are people who thought Starlight's redemption was done well
These people are what's wrong with the fanbase. They think the writers can do no wrong.
>>26607062
Agreed.
>>26607062
We've been eating shit for so long that we're just in it for the pieces of corn scattered within the turds.
I think the redemption would have been better if she was bullied because of her unusual cutie mark.
Granted, I'd rather she didn't get redeemed at all, but that would have been better than what we got.
>"Small and helpless huh?"
>>26605669
Knock it off, Butterhorse, that tickles!
>>26605669I'm a big guy.
>>26605669
No, Fluttershy. No micro roleplay.
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.....
But wait!
Do I cum inside her mouth, pussy or anus?
These are such hard questions.......
>>26601254
All three silly
>>26601254
come inside her house first and get to know her a little better
>>26601578
>tfw 4chan is no longer all horsefucker
>"Anon? What exactly am I supposed to do with this thing?"
>>26600446
Put it on your head and the enchant makes you more noticable.
>>26600446
Put it on your head.
>>26600446
You wear it on your head like a mask and declare yourself the queen of pussy
>"Grr... NO THAT'S WRONG! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT MY OWN BOYFRIEND DOESN'T EVEN KNOW MY BIRTHDAY! WHAT ELSE DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE MARE YOU SAY YOU LOVE?! WHAT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR, ANON? WHAT'S MY FAVORITE ICE-CREAM FLAVOR? WHO ARE MY TOP FIVE MOST FAVORITE AUTHORS? LET SEE HOW MUCH YOU KNOW ABOUT YOUR "BABE", ANON, HUH?"
>>26599355
If you don't tell me shit, how should I know it, babe?
>>26599355
>Favorite color
Either 68238c or d63a90.
>WHAT'S MY FAVORITE ICE-CREAM FLAVOR?
Vanilla.
>WHO ARE MY TOP FIVE MOST FAVORITE AUTHORS?
How am i supposed to know? You never told me.
>>26599355
Green.
Chocolate
In order Celestia
starswirl
iorveth
Oberon
Terry Prachett
Dead Rising? Hospital Edition edition
Welcome to Cyborg CYOA, where you, Dr. Shining Lodestone, and your ragtag batch of half-robotic misfits must traverse through an abandoned/quarantined hospital while fending off various other half-robotic ponies that want to kill you.
Obsolete Thread: >>26544590
Maps: http://imgur.com/a/usyHu
When we last left our cyborg friend, he'd recently moved to his old office and our party's cybernetics were upgraded. We also found out that the psycho cult has the ability to see through the building's security cameras, or at least one of them did, and then found a shocking truth about said Psycho Cult...
>>26595930
Soothe crazy pone. Assure him he is safe now.
>>26595850
>>26595858
>>26595843
>>26595860
>>26595862
>>26595878
>>26595891
>>26595901
"No, we're not. The name's Dr. Lodestone. I trust that you're feeling better without those voices in your head, hm?"
>"I... y-yeah... my head's still really fuzzy, but... how...?"
>You lift up the earbud, which you'd left on his shoulder.
"Seems whoever this psycho cult thing is, they're running out of psychos. Or at least they're trying to make more. What's your name?"
>"Thunder Dancer... m-my head's still killing me..."
>You nod.
"So, mind telling me more about this Creator? Last time I checked, robots didn't need anything to eat."
>"S-she's not a robot... she... she's a little filly, but... but she says she... gave birth to the Machine, and... and she... p-praise be the Creator,... she's just a little filly, she... she..."
>>26596003
Easy there Thunder, take your time.
Bzzt Edition
>Oh look, another text-based CYOA, what's with this one?
Glad you asked.
Welcome to Super Pony, a CYOA taking place in Maretropolis, a city where the forces of good and evil are at a constant struggle.
You play as Easy Ride, also known as Road Rage, and this is your quest to get back at Boomerang for sending you to prison and subsequently ruining your life.
Catch up on this and other CYOAs here:
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Inventory:
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Last time:
>Beat Sludge.
>Bottled him up.
>Got interrupted by a super on the way home.
>Talked to Ice about her relationship with Two-bit as well as your own past
>Set half of him free, sent a quarter to the police, and kept the last quarter for safekeeping.
Let’s continue.
>>26593809
>You crack your eyes open, sitting up in bed.
>Yawning, you stretch your arms skyward.
>Looking around, Tinker and Storm are still asleep, snoring softly.
>Tinker grips his little toy car tightly around his chest.
>You used to be able to sleep till noon, but you find yourself waking with the sun, just like you did in the desert.
>Adhering to a strict sleep schedule will do that.
>You toss the covers aside and hop out of bed, heading towards the kitchen.
>Opening up the pantry, you grab a few pieces of bread, toast them, and apply some butter.
>Taking a seat next to Voltage, you eat them, electing to cut it back a little bit now that you’ve regained some of your squishiness.
>With your meal in hoof, you look around, trying to find Two-bit and Ice.
>They sit in the living room, just talking.
>You have some hopes about what.
>Voltage looks over to you.
>”Hey Easy?”
“What’s up?”
>”Sleep well?”
“Yeah, all good with me.”
>”Good, I wanted to ask you a silly question about yesterday, about what you said to Sludge.”
“Shoot.”
>”I know that you don’t want us to go public about our actions, and that’s fine for you, but why shouldn’t we all?”
>You set your toast down, looking over to her.
>”I mean, if you want us to do some hero things too, why can’t we get the attention that comes with it too?”
>>26593814
Have you looked at the supers of this city? They all let it get to them. They glorify their actions and accept praise from the populace for every little thing they do. A lot are probably supers just for the recognition, and not because it helps the citizens.
>>26593814
Problem with the heroes in this city s that they want to be celebrities more than they want to protect ponies.
They're all selling perfumes and signing things for their fans. Makes it easy for them to not think about the consequences of what they do.
I mean you saw that chump last night. He thought powers were an excuse to hassle strangers into his house.
He thinks he deserves something others don't because he can do something unusual.
"One (err, two) episode a day keeps the fans of the fandom away"
The idea was to rewatch the show until more or less when S6 begins, watching two episodes every Saturday and Sunday. We won't have time to watch all the episodes (that was the original idea when most of us tought S6 would begin until around September). But still, we will keep rewatching until the new season begins. Feel free to discuss it again, post screenshots and stuff about todays episode ITT.
In around 2 hours, at 16:30 EST (21:30 GMT) we will watch the episode together through a website called watch2gether. Link to the room is below.
Today we will watch Sweet and Elite (Season 2 episode 9) written by Meghan McCarthy and Secret of My Excess (Season 2 episode 10) written by M.A. Larson
The stream will begin, as I said, at 16:30EST/21:30GMT right here.
>>>>>https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/slashmlprewatches-obrld06woymqj2cc
If you want, you can watch them online right here:
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xvatdn_my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-episode-35-sweet-and-elite_shortfilms
and
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xmzsvk_my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-episode-36-secret-of-my-excess_shortfilms
And you can download them here.
>https://yp1.yayponies.no/episodes.php
Thanks a lot to the OP from last weekend for doing this when I couldn't.
>watching the show
Thank you for this, I enjoy these get togethers.
>mfw I had a Blue Screen of Death right after clicking "submit".
Impressed the thread made it. I tought I would have to copy-paste from the previous thread and change everything again
>"Rarity said dragons spread the STD"
Well, she's right
>>26591185
>Not wanting the double DNike is best non-existant ship.
>>26591200
Dubs confirm.
Archive from the start: https://www.anonpone.com/vampony/24981509#navbar
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Summary:
You are Mango, a Batpony from a small town near Las Pegasus turned vampire by Fierce Fang. After deciding against joining the older and obviously amoral vampire Mango fled both him and a bounty in Las Pegasus caused by her feeding habits. She went to Ponyville, where there are supposedly no Vampires to compete with.
But after divulging her Vampire status to Zecora, the Zebra snitched to Twilight who confronted Mango in the Castle of the Two Sisters.
Caught between a rock and a hard place, Mango tentatively went along with Twilight's plan to send her to infiltrate a group of vampires in Canterlot, though not until she gets help renegotiating the terms of the arrangement thanks to Fluttershy, and joined the Adventurer's Guild to put her powers to lawful use.
She made her way to Canterlot where she found the meeting was about Fierce Fang and his attacks on other Vampires and mortals.
The group of Vampires called themselves the "Council" and seem to be mostly concerned about keeping up a facade that benefits their current lifestyle.
The meetings end with one of the members nearly killed, supposedly by Fang's goons. Fearing that the member was told about Mango's alliance with Twilight, Mango confessed this to June Bug, one of the members Mango had developed a friendship with.
This was taken rather poorly by the other Vampires, but not so much that they harmed Mango, and she left Canterlot for Ponyville by train, feeling alone yet again.
The train experienced a robbery, and despite taking some buckshot, Mango stopped the robbers, and is trying to get the train rolling again.
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>You get a cup of water from the beverage cart, though it's in the car behind yours..
>While your there a somewhat shocked mare gives you three meatsticks.
>"You, uh, ordered these earlier. I heard a ruckus, and then what sounded like gunshots, so I hid back here... sorry."
>You then fly back and splash the conductor in the face, waking him fairly quickly.
>"Ah! Who?... AH!"
>He flails a bit, smacking you in the face as he comes to.
>"I told you bastards I ain't got nothing, dammit!"
"Whoa, hey, simmer down. Hitting ponies is rude. I stopped the robbers, I was just trying to get you to get this train moving again."
>"Ah, shit, sorry." he picks himself up and looks around the train.
>"Alright, nothing seems to be too damaged. I can take it from here, miss."
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>>26486952
"So, uh, what do you think I should do with the bandits?"
>He harrumphs.
>"If I was a vengeance minded pony I'd say you should just leave them tied up behind the tracks. But I'm a better stallion than that, so tie em up and haul 'em to the caboose. That's where that lazy train Guard is posted anyway."
>So much for being able to relax.
>As the adrenaline wears off more and more your leg wound is getting rather painful. It looks better, and the bleeding has mostly stopped, but you're not sure if you can put much weight on it.
>You pull out a meat stick and chew on it as you decide what to do next, which draws a curious stare from the engineer. You do have a lot of rope, so tieing up the brigands won't be an issue.
>Even now your wings are getting more exercise that they have in years, though that's because you usually just glide from cloud to cloud when flying for any length of time.
>input action
>>26589730
Head back and tie them up. Start with the mare we hypnotized since she'll wake up the soonest.
>>26589730
Yeah, tie them up, but keep them on the train. Twilight's guard can deal with them properly when we get to ponyville.
Well, Anon?
>falling in love with one of you mom's friends
that's some serious ara ara~
>falling in love with one of your mom's friends
>being enemy with one of your mom's friends
Mother = Twilight
Lover = Applejack
Friend = Pinkie Pie
Enemy = Rarity
Boss = Rainbow Dash
Terrible loss = Fluttershy
Did /mlp/ behave when she was here?
>>26588177
We put our best penis pics, of course.
>>26588177
b-but there isn't a 29th month
>>26588194
>Eurofag
Learn to Amurican.
Would your waifu approve of your clothing style? Pic related is the style I wear do you think my waifu would approve?
>>26587475
Unless your waifu is Rarity, I don't really think they would care
What's a waifu?
>>26587475
>waifu is AJ
>clothing style is jeans and plain shirts
10/10
