>"Your cock feel comfortable in that little cage of yours, Anon? It was custom-made to not fit you. Don't like it? Too bad. Because it's never coming off. I can't have you corrupting the sexual purity of my subjects, after all."
>>26441393
Then how are you going to reproduce, faggot?
>>26441410
Ponies are grown in vats.
>>26441393
>"Anon, I've been wondering..."
>"Do humans come in different colors like we ponies do, or do they all look like you?"
No, all humans are white.
All humans are white like me.
>>26441245
I feel like you've asked me this before, Twiggles.
This is the story of a mare named Sharp Catalog who made a deal with less than trustworthy ponies and came out of it better than expected, at least for the moment.
Last Thread: >>26366138
Castlist: http://pastebin.com/eSW5Hevs
Archive: https://www.anonpone.com/dirty/
>>26388526
>>26388533
"Still waiting on the details, but my next job shouldn't take nearly as long as this one did."
>Tally lets out a small sigh of relief and tips back a sip of her drink.
>"Thank Celestia..."
>After a small pause, she wipes her lips and chuckles,
>"Willow came for a visit while you were gone. Said she missed you."
>Willow is a friend of Tally's, more an acquaintance to you.
>She's a dancer, and also one to prattle on about useless drama, but not a wholly bad mare overall.
"Really? What'd the two of you do?"
>"Eh, talked work, or in my case, laziness. She's been bogged down as of late, but invited the two of us to go see a show she'll be in, a week from now or so. She's only an extra, but it's better than no part at all. Have any interest in seeing that? It's called Giselle, or something..."
>She then takes another sip of her drink and falls back to the couch.
>input action
>>26441066
Express our interest in that, and wonder if there are an odd or even number of seats
>>26441066
That sounds really neat. Two act musical?
>>26441066
Of course we're interested. First Shakespeare and now live theatre? We're classy.
>>26441153
Odds are that the two seats will be together. Just make sure that we get the one that's even.
http://pastebin.com/mWrxJJPr
>"Quote that sounded most inspirational when I read it off brainyquotes"
Post sheets.
>>26440554
http://pastebin.com/3A1tSkei
http://pastebin.com/2060acJQ
Tail docks are for slowly stroking while you hold the mare's tail upward, revealing her shamefully wet marehood.
>>26439512
yes
I can fap to this
>>26439512
yessss, rubbing it with your thumb as you grab a handful of ponebooty
Want a prompt writefags? Here you go.
>>26439381
>RainbowDash walks into your store.
>>26439381
I would pone that pones pone
IQ level of each pony. From highest to lowest.
Rainbow Dash>Pinkie>Rarity>Fluttershy>Applejack>Twilight
>>26439018
Low IQ Anon right here.
>>26438971
Nyx > Shimmer > Glimmer
>"Welcome to Sugarcube Corner! See anything you like?"
>>26438013
nope, not really
>>26438013
I have a girlfriend pls stay back
>>26438013
Milkshakes.
Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Gemima's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/FFVMA7pn
Last time on the Equestrian Dungeon, Mini-Vinyl said some things and the group more or less listened. They've been battling the baddies of Floor B4 for quite a while...
Version: 1.1
Recent updates: Edited the OP post, made a few more changes with powers. NEW command: /bio -- provides a small bio about your character, including its stats, skills, and items equipped.
For new players: Please post the nearest three objects to your right, not counting computer accessories, as well as what race you'd like to be (Earth pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
Thread schedule:
Friday - Full service, no dead periods.
Saturday - Two dead periods, with one in the middle of the day consisting of ~3 hours and another in the evening, also consisting of ~3 hours.
Sunday - One dead period later in the day consisting of roughly 5-6 hours.
Monday - One dead period sometime in the afternoon, consisting of ~2.5 hours.
The next set of threads will be on Saturday, February 20th in the morning.
>>26437913
Been waiting. Now ready.
Here.
>"Anon? Why are you looking at me like that?"
>>26437875
emmmmmm nothing twi can you stand please i need one of these books you sits on
https://youtu.be/CFVoJQz4a_4
>>26437768
Alright that actually made me chuckle
>>26437768
Ah classic cartoon comedy, still gives some laughs
>>26437768
i wanna fuck tablejack
You see this while fapping. What do?
>>26437346
Cum on the window
>>26437346
Pull a 12 gauge out of my urethra and blast that bitch back to the pacific.
Last night, I posted that I wanted to make a Game & Watch game based around my kink.
The goal is simple. Use Twilight's tail to block four different sections of her butt from the ensuing attack. There are two kinds of bees. The normal sized bee with follow a predictable swooping pattern to sting a spot depending on the corner of the screen they arrive in. The big bee will float in place for a while, but make a gesture to swoop in!
(The game will also be NSFW)
The graphics are painted in painttool sai with flat colors, but it will have the overall alpha blend with the background of...
...a gray LCD screen, similar to the games of old.
Would you play it?
>>26436933
Sure
>Last Thread
>>26428194
Last time...
>Amber & Lamps went back home to Dale.
>Lamps went to Jenkins' Bar
>You did some errands delivering pie for Ms. Raspberry.
>Checked to see if Lamps got home yet...he wasn't.
>Currently heading over to the Diamond Dog town.
...
>Well since he isn't home right now then you pay a visit to Keinine Town a little way out of town.
>You begin a nice pleasant walk taking in the warm caressing sun on the top of your head.
>You remember always hanging with Lamps in the wide open fields, chasing after each other and rolling around in the grass...good times.
>Well there's the town now, you givema friendly wave as you walk into town, at least the surface portion of it.
>Everyone seemed a little off today and you couldn't tell what it was about so you just headed to good old Akita's place.
>You walk to the door and give and give a few curt knocks and wait a few moments and the chink of a lock is heard and the door opens inward.
>Your brown furred friend 's face lit up when he saw who was knocking at the door.
>"Amber, long time no see"! You both do your secret handshake and share a laugh as he usher's you inside.
"Yeah, sorry about that. I kinda lost track of time with work and all that". You say with a sigh
>He goes!to the kitchen presumably and bring's back some drinks.
>"Amber you must be parched, her have a drink and let's talk...or hang, whatever you want to do".
" You okay Akita, everydog seems all tense for some reason"?
>"No no...everything is fine. Why do you ask"?
>>26435856
I don't know, they just seem a little off. Are you sure there's nothing weird going on around here? Maybe I could help.
>>26435856
Because I was getting weird looks. I mean, more than the normal amount of weird looks I get just for being human.
>>26435856
>" You okay Akita, everydog seems all tense for some reason"?
Season 6 is coming in May.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/02/season-6-of-my-little-pony-arrives-in.html
That was a short hiatus.
>>26435437
Think that makes it the 2nd shortest hiatus after season 1's.
Guess a release month isn't enough to hype up. That or the OP is just shit.
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