This is the story of a mare named Sharp Catalog who made a deal with less than trustworthy ponies and came out of it better than expected, at least for the moment.
Last Thread: >>26519973
Castlist: http://pastebin.com/eSW5Hevs
Archive: https://www.anonpone.com/dirty/
>Trotting home is an odd experience at this time of night.
>The streets shine in the moonlight, and your hooves echo off the buildings around you.
>Few ponies are out right now, but many lights across the city's skyscrapers remain on, which gives a sense of life to the urban wilderness.
>Still, you stand a little taller and pull your saddlebags a little closer, keeping a watchful eye on the alleys around you.
>You count them as they pass in pairs, and feel a little bit slighted by Canterlot's city planners when you discover a skipped one on the left side of the street.
>Dividing the streets themselves is a small grassy green path, sprinkled with trees, and raised ever so slightly from the cobbles of the way itself.
>There's a few seedy looking types around at this time, maybe at a 1:18 ratio of normal ponies that cross your path.
>None seem to pay you much mind despite your below-average stature, but then again, you aren't the wealthiest looking pony in the world.
>Home is easy to find.
>Downtown fades behind you and with it most of the more intimidating looking ponies out and about, the cement of the sidewalk passing underhoof until you reach your own apartment.
>Clomp, clomp, up the stairs and to the door, where you now stand outside, key in hoof.
>input action
>>26586174
Go inside, quietly.
Try not to wake the Tally.
>>26586174
Quiet entry.
>>26586174
I was going to say go straight to the bar to drop off the ID, but since we're already here, >>26586186 and >>26586195.
>"Ok Anon. We're going to play a little game. It's called the 'how would you feel if someone did that to you?' game. So tell me Anon how you feel if I came over and pushed you down while you were carrying 15 books?"
>>26584273
I CANT FEEL MY FACE!
BUT I LOVE IT.....YEAH!
BUT I LOVE IT.....YEAH! OHHHHH!!
>>26584273
Depends on whose books they are.
>>26584273
"I would feel incredibly aroused."
>Wait.
>You're one of those, ugh, femdom fetishists?
>Get away from me, you creep.
>>26581083
This only turns me on more
>>26581083
Don't flatter yourself
>>26581083
>rape
Name brony songs that are actually decent. I'll start
>The Gypsy Bard
>>26578920
>brony
>>26578923
>EQG
>>26578935
meme arrows
>"So you wish to marry your 'waifu' hmmm?"
>"Well things work a little differently here."
>"You're going to have to wrestle her and win!"
>"Not so fast Anon!"
>"Ever wonder why so many of the mares here are single?"
>"That's because many of them are ex-prime time WWE wrestlers."
>"It's a bit of a tradition around these parts you see. A whole coming of age thing or something."
>"You know Celestia used to wrestle under the name The Testy Annihilator. I'm sure you could imagine her signature move."
>"Well anyways...."
>"Good luck Anonymous."
>"Oh and one more thing!"
>"If you lose, it's tradition that she peg you. And you can't get another rematch for a week."
Would you wrestle your waifu if it meant that you could fuck her?
>>26574338
go fuck yourself shit prompt man
>>26574338
You're not fooling anyone, Discord. You guys don't even have TV!
>>26574374
SOOO MUCH POSTIVE VIBES! UNF~
Some people call it a cup.
Late night fun edition
>What is this?
http://implyingrigged.info/
A >football virtual tournament in PES 2016 where various boards play against each other. All the players are real, gathered in Chihuahua, Mexico, playing on LAN.
>Where is it streamed?
On the official 4cc shitbox channel https://derpy.me/NgEmz
>When does /mlp/ play?
Sunday Funday, 17:00 UTC, against /o/
Today's matches:
/tv/ 3-1 /h/
/vr/ 4-0 /wsg/
/f/ 4-3 /int/
/s/ 3-1 /n/
/g/ 0-4 [s4s]
/gd/ 2-1 /r9k/
/b/ 2-3 /out/
/ck/ 2-3 /a/
In the last thread:
>together forever
>greentext a shit
>HitlerxJews9000
>I am unable to make a fucking thread
Also for some sweet pics of our new Cloudsdale Arena aka gRacist Barn 2.0, check out the previous thread >>26519003 (Cross-thread)
>>26525500
>Some people call it a cup
I call it Rock, Paper, Boris
>>26525500
First for horse pussy
we /sp/ now
>This shit is in official comics
Damn son, so people really pay money for these? Talk about QUALITY.
>that shitty anthropomorphic pig art
>that ass-backwards apologist writing
>>26482105
This artist breaks so many rules I am surprised his comics are allowed considering how anthro they are.
Alright, Just like before, But with a new OP.
Post the most embarrassing or the biggest secrets you have about this 'children's show.'I'll start:I don't want to be attracted to ponies/horses, and I sorta want to keep it that way.
>>26479447
I carry a gun in my house not for the fear of someone breaking into my home, but the fear of them seeing my pony collection.
back in early 2012 after watching the show for a while i used to go to a print shop and get A3 prints of pony images and hang them on my wall.
Looking back on it now im surprised i did it.
I own a buzz saw for the fear of briny exposure, I will kill anyone who finds out!!!
http://pastebin.com/mWrxJJPr
>>26476353
http://pastebin.com/RaZG8KLM
>>26476365
Way to jump the gun.
Okay now do it.
>>26476379
http://pastebin.com/eu49zQsb
THIS IS MY WAIFU
THERE ARE MANY LIKE HER BUT THIS ONE IS MINE
Claiming daughteru
>>26476257
Claiming Pinkie
Seeing as it's the last season, do you think S6 will do the show justice and give us all a good send-off?
>>26475920
>Last season
Source?
>>26475920
No, it will probably start with shit but still have some good episodes here and there to help with digesting everything, them some epic adventure finale full of plotholes that will be overlooked because of some big happening
>>26475936
There have been 6 confirmed seasons, and a movie. Since there is nothing announced of another season, it's pretty certain it'll be the last. Work on another one would already be underway otherwise.
Equestria Fail will keep getting new shit made though.
"Oh. Oh yeah, Anon. You're so huge. I'm going to squirt all right. Yep. I'm definitely in the throws of passion here. I've never had sex quite like this before."
>>26473035
>tfw 7.5 inch dick
>tfw will never get to use it
>>26473035
Thanks for acting like Maud, Shimsham. You're really understanding about how I can only get off to people with aspergers.
You know it's true.
>straight
>White
Yeah, probably.
>Cis and Straight
Yeah, no. They'd probably SJW as shit, so they'd have all those demi-semi-para-rama-lama-ding-dong sexualities.
>>26456436
Last Thread
Previously...
>Shot Some Insurgents
>Met with Spiral Comet
>Shore's new body is in the works
>Currently at Jenkins with Lamps & Berk
>We return to Amber...
>You chuckle at their stupidity and grab a drink along with them as the drink brings a warmness to your cheek's. As you look at everyone laughing and joking together, this is good.
>"Nah, nah, nah Lamps. No way I could totally drink you under the table, I can drink like a fish and I eat fish too.
>You let out a loud chuckle at the two of them.
"You two Bonehead's, I know which of us is the better drinker".
>" Huh, who is it"?
>>26471213
Haha you really wanna have a shot at a drinking contest?
bring it on suckers.
>>26471213
Me. Come on, I have like two feet of height on you guys. I've got you beat on size alone.
>>26471262
>>26471342
"Waiter, bring us a round"! You shout to Jenkins, the older Griffon sporting a smirk as he bring's the mug's out and pours the drinks for the three of you.
>Even Akita joins in as the other patron's watch and quite a few of them start to place bets on who they thought the victor would be.
>Mug after mug was downed as the contest wore on, Akita tapping out on the fifth as he opted to drink a glass of water instead.
>At about the 7th Lamps was too drunk to continue as he passes out, leaving you and Berk to go at it.
>On the ninth Berk couldn't hold his drink as he hurls onto the floor, barely missing you with your drunk like reflexes which honestly, was more akin to a flopping fish as you leap out of the way.
>You use a rickety chair to pull yourself up off the floor as you realize you were going to have to carry somebody home...again.
What does it mean?
That its a toy for children?
>>26470728
>>26470737
Something to do with an S6 episode, like the animatics from Toy Fair showed.
IT'S SO BRIGHT
SO VIVID
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