Ponies are little.
>>26641450
You'd have to be very careful around the fillies
>>26641450
Did Rarity get some human dick all up in her?
>>26641450
>Your thunderous earth shaking footsteps alert the ponies
>"H-he's coming!"
>'YOU CAN HAVE YOUR SASQUATCH, YOUR ABOM-IN-ABLE SNOW MARE, MY NAAAAME, IS BIG NON', I SUPERCEDE THEM ALL.'
Welp, we did it.
did what exactly?
>>26637356
Look at the picture. Read the words.
>>26637359
So we're on there now, so what, that's just one more porn site.
Well brb rethinking life.
>>26634078
What is this and why am I supposed to care.
>>26634078
i dont know who that is.
Hah, I remember she complained when Twilight became an alicorn because teaching kids about non-democratic systems is evil or something. It was nothing related to patriarchy or female roles at all.
This is the biggest MLP cringe I've seen in a good while: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7JVAQxHE64
Thats leafys vid HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>26632192
>Thumbnail image
>>26632192
beg for views somewhere else, faggot
Why doesn't Twilight have her own guards like the other princesses do? She should at least have a few at her castle to prevent another incident like the season 5 finale
>>26631096
Why doesnt superman have a police force dedicated to carrying out his will?
>>26631096
Because Celestia and Luna rule Canterlot as real Royalty. Cadence rules the Empire with Shining Armor as real Royalty, but Twilight, despite being a "Princess" (which is mostly synonymous with "Alicorn" for some reason), has no actual land to rule.
>>26631096
Because Twilight has realized over the years that the guards are useless idiots.
Wait a minute o_o
holy shit
>implying
>>26630175
>current year
>not being a zoophile
I want casuals off my board.
Brainstorming thread
>>26628701
Kill yourself
That's the first thing that came to mind
>>26628715
You first manlet faggot. I bet you can't even squat 2pl8.
I think /mlp/ should appoint a general that caters specifically to the calculated and purposeful generation of other generals, with the intention of at least mildly reducing redundancy and improving content quality.
This is 4chan, so we'll never have one centralized, flame/idiocy-free place to discuss ideas for improving the board, but it's totally within our capability to make something like it. A crucible for the input of horsefuckers with ideas both great and terrible.
Seems a bit too good to be true, though. /mlp/ has a remarkably high necessary quota of logical things they have to omit from their behavior in order to maintain funding, or something like that.
Accidental murder.
This thread is for the prompt of your favorite pony accidentally murdering a close friend.
Previous thread:
>>26433916
>>26627989
my nostalgia
Its Dead Jim
With a few tweaks, where do you fit on the chart by your estimates?
If you're a clopper (and I'd imagine most of you are) tell us where you sit aside from far left and that you clop.
And obsessors category doesn't have to include the retards who put out cringe material.
Me personally, I'm an obsessor.
>>26626101
Content Creator/Regular.
I really don't like to associate myself with the "bronies," but I do enjoy the show quite a bit. I also draw and write sometimes.
>>26626101
I don't even watch the fucking show but still clop
What does that make me
>>26626334
A faggot, like OP
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>>26625993
>What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate.
Post sheets for the 68th session of timequest
>>26625999
http://pastebin.com/uMeKkzmM
>nice trips
>>26625999
http://pastebin.com/zfGK7ALa
In this topic you must choose one of the mane six for each of the following NO DOUBLES EACH CHOICE MUST BE UNIQUE.
Choose:
1. One to make out with
2. One to give oral sex to
3. One to receive oral sex from
4. One to have sex with
5. One to have anal sex with
6. One to do all of the above with
I will be keeping track of everyone's votes. Voting for doubles or a non-mane six pony will result in your votes being discarded.
My choices
1. Fluttershy
2. Rainbow Dash
3. Twilight
4. Pinkie Pie
5. Rarity
6. Applejack
Nyx
Nyx
Nyx
Nyx
Nyx
Nyx
1. Rarity
2. Fluttershy
3. Rainbow Dash
4. Twilight
5. Applejack
6. Pinkie Pie
I bet she's fucking nuts in the sack.
How can you not be sick of these bores yet?
The US government decides to invade Equestria for resources, beginning an all out war. Who do you think would win, and why?Remember that we have nukes, and Celestia's not the kind of ruler to keep up a war when her subjects are facing certain death.
>>26622067
ORBITAL
You don't even need nukes. Just send in kill teams to swiftly and quietly take out strategic targets.
>>26622097
russia pls
since you niggers didn't bump the thread i will create a new one
we gotta get trixie my man it's a safe bet
>>26620573
Holy shit anon, check that grammar if you want to write green or make a visual novel.
I don't even know what's going on on the last sentence.
If you want to write at least write it well for maximum enjoyment.
"It's" is short for "it is" or "it has".
>IT'S (It has) been raining for a week, and now IT'S (It is) starting to snow
"Its" is the possessive form of "it".
>A frog can't empty ITS stomach by vomiting. To empty ITS stomach contents, a frog throws up ITS stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of ITS mouth. Then the frog uses ITS forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.
Anyway its not like it matters THAT much, but if you want to better yourself it's advisable to learn, bruv.
Keep it up and good luck and godspeed, Anon.
I'm outski
>>26620695
>Anyway its not like it matters THAT much
It's*
Well that's ironic.
http://pastebin.com/Pu749mrT
>>26616648
http://pastebin.com/RaZG8KLM
>>26616648
Post sheets
>>26616728
http://pastebin.com/R0AXr1UU
Where would you live in Equestria?
>Ponyville?
>Canteralot?
>Crystal Empire?
>Other?
>>26613424
Canterlot is too big
The crystal Empire is too isolated
I'd probably settle in Ponyville. Mane 6. Can easily go and see a princess when there's a problem. Fresh food everyday. Quiet.
>>26613424
Luna's bedroom, being her colt son and all.
>>26613424
Ponyville
