Baby dragons need hugs too.
>>26705252
Do you think Spike gets tired of Rarity cucking him for other stallions all of the time?
>>26705267
Simple Ways proved that he doesn't give a fuck because Rarity's attractions to stallions is skin-deep most of the time. Rarifags like to ignore that episode or say it sucks, though.
I like to thing that Twilight snuggle the shit out of him every evening, reminding him he is first as brother, then assistant.
you broke his heart anon
>>26704613
His achy breaky heart
>>26704613
Now im going to break his ass with my dick.
I only did so to make room for a new better heart.
>Anon come quick. Something's wrong with Twilight. She was mixing some potions and drank one of them and now, well, now she's stupid!"
>>26704210
imma go ass deep into dat ass spike
So what you're saying is nothing has changed?
>>26704210
She still looks the same to me
>Hey Anon! I'm a potato!
>I"M A POTATO, I'M A POTATO, I'M A POTATO, LOOK AT ME MOVE, YEAH YEAH!
>>26704151
I regret showing you how to use a computer.
>>26704161
DURR PLANT
>you are anon
>today its your birthday!
>you are currently smashing a Piñata with al your friends watching
>everyone is happy
>wait a second
>something is strange in that Piñata
>it pours blood
>suddently your vision became clear
>you are smashing the skull of your mother
>and all your friends are brutally dismembered and covered in blood
"OH GOD!"
>you shout
"WHAT I'VE I DONE?"
>you shout again
>then you laugh maniacally
>suddently a portal appears
>what the fuck is that?
>then you decide to go inside the thing
>with your trusty axe called also "Wilhelm"
what happens next?
>>26703901
>what happens next?
OP an heros.
>>26703901
OP stops being edgy, perhaps?
>>26703901
>Oh shit.
>You're flying
>Or, you're falling, rather.
>You're right up above a dense forest and catch and upside-down sight of a nearby town of sorts.
>No time to worry about that, the thick trees are now rapidly scraping you.
>Wilhelm, do the honors,
>THUD!
>With a good swing, Wilhelm, in the tight-ass grip of your hands, has gotten a hold of the tree, and you're now spiraling around the trunk, slowing to a stop.
>You hit the ground
>Damn, quite the close call.
>Stepping out of the mashed, feathery guts of a once chicken-bird thing you landed on, you begin your walk through the forest.
>It must be the afterlife.
>You probably got shot in the head shortly after bashing your mother's head in.
>Could've been cops that were called and got the sneak attack, or maybe it was your dad.
>Probably not your dad, he never does anything. Why would he suddenly grow balls to end his "lunatic" son?
>Anyway, this is hell now. Gotta meet the folks
>For some reason, you don't feel such after-death peacefulness mother spoke about.
>There's still that the urge to hurt and kill the things. Maybe this is welcomed in hell, or
>"HEY WHO ARE YOU?"
>You freeze.
>You literally are frozen. It feels like you've just been blasted with a freeze ray, but you're alive and aware.
>"Aha! Thought you could sneak up on the Great and Well-Nested Trixie! Well, I must say, you, like the other predatory monsters of this forest, have failed. Failed once again to--"
>You're bored and not listening by this point.
>Her talking reminded you of over-glorified, but underpowered and kinda stupid villians that were in movies all the time.
>Bad guy, "crazy guys" who were supposed to be like you, but werent.
>They didn't know how to kill. They always trapped their enemy, then boasted, then let themselves get attacked by letting their guard down. You really should thank them for teaching you what not to--
>Hey, look, you're free.
Are you ready for meeting your waifu in 3D? Vive is coming out in April and it's probably the best VR headset spec-wise and for being able to actually walk around and do body motions. Oculus Rift and PSVR aren't too far off either.
Do you think there will be a lot of MLP related content/games for it before the old C&D from Hasbro? I'd imagine just watching the show in VR would feel pretty great too
>>26703541
i think ill wait another 15 years so it doesnt look like im walking through a playstation 1 game.
>watching the show in VR
how would that work?
I normally browse /b/ but i decided to venture in here. What should i expect when scrolling through?
>>26703516
Numerous amounts of fetishes, porn and people who want to fuck sweetie Belle really badly.
>>26703519
That's a start. Sounds creepy as fuck.
>>26703516
a boner.
I told you not to eat all that fucking cheese, Nyx. Constipation isn't a joke.
>>26703434
Why?
>>26703434
Why?
>>26703434
Why?
>"Your mom"
>>26703374
NO UUUU
>>26703374
But i am your mom you fucking idiot.
SET SAIL MATIES!!!
ARRGGHHH
>>26702760
WEIGH HEIGH AND FRIENDSHIP RISES
>>26702760
>tfw there is still no pirate/beach episode
>>26702760
Avast, ye scurvy dogs!
The unhooved maiden approaches!
Shall we open fire, Cap'n?
>Anon the meaning of life isn't "constant anal sex with me" you idiot!
>>26702525
Prove itpro tip you cant
>>26702525
of course not! Gotta rest a little to get your stamina back every now and then.
>>26702525
"No, Twiggy, it is! You don't understand-"
>"For the love of Celestia, Anon, you've got to have bigger goals!"
"Twilight, please-"
>"NO! From now on, no anal! EVER!"
>Anon diapers in fog
Following up on >>26692568. Why do threads with every single fetish alive stay up, while threads with actual discussion on official content get knocked to page 10 so easily?
Anyway, on to "The Good, the Bad and the Ponies".
Can someone please storytime the siege on canterlot? That's a nice steamy load
>>26702354
We're off to a good start so far. First, we have Applejack relying on Twilight's princess magic to solve the problem, when I'm pretty sure Applejack has the power to kick them to the next continent.
Then we have Twilight suddenly saying she can't use magic on criminals, since they're 'civilians' too, despite the actual civilians being terrorized by them. Also, didn't Twilight use magic on civilians before?
Cool cover. Shit story inside.
Give me a kiss Anon! Dont you love me?
>>26702204
>no hooves go back 2 reddit
>>26702204
Who the fuck are you and how did you get in my kitchen
POLICE
WHO ARE YOU
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
This great man in equestria, what happens?
>>26701607
Nothing, I hide another one of your fucking shit ass prompts. Ta-da.
>>26701607
I'm going to assume he isn't there during the initial wars, so he'd probably end up as a banker, a rail splitter, a steel driver, or he'd be working on Sweet Apple Acres. The prospect is not without merit, but his character isn't suited for greatness there. It was unique to Earth, I suppose.
Gets into an argument with Sweetie Belle
>"Writefag bait."
>>26700920
>Sex.
>FIN
>>26700920
>greentext
>>26700920
"GO BACK TO BED I'M FUCKING YOUR SISTER"
