>Anon come quick. Something's wrong with Twilight. She was mixing some potions and drank one of them and now, well, now she's stupid!"
>>26704210
imma go ass deep into dat ass spike
So what you're saying is nothing has changed?
>>26704210
She still looks the same to me
>>26704210
Did she drink somesunny-dumb?
>>26704210
>Spike runs into your room and says that Twilight drank something and is acting dumb
>"Oh Shit" she found your stash of booze
>You run into the kitchen to find Twilight struggling to stand up and several bottles of acholol.
>What Do?
>>26704267
>rape
>>26704267
Speak gibberish its the only thing that drunk pones understand.
>tfw there was a story just like this
>tfw writefag will never finish it
Why do they always leave us bros?
>>26704523
Writefags be lazy
>>26704267
Give her a lollipop
>>26704267
>Twilights an alcoholic now
Topkek
>>26704210
>anon jumps up
>runs down into the lab where Twilight was working
>anon slowly opens the door
>there's Twilight with a "Make America Great" hat on
>anon: Spike, get my shot gun. I'm afraid we need to put her down.
>>26705535
11/10 WOULD READ AGAIN
>>26704210
>Anon come quick. Something's wrong with Twilight. She was mixing some potions and drank one of them and now, well, now she's stupid!"
"OH SHIT, quick take me to her!"
>Spike leads you into the basement, the cold walls emanating an aura of darkness
>When you finally reach the door Spike can't even bear to look inside
>"She's in here, please help her."
>As you take a few cautious looks inside you see a shadow looming menacingly, tension halting every step you take towards the back of the room
"Twilight, are you in here?"
>Suddenly the light flicks on and Twilight peers at you queerly
>"Hey Anon, what brings you down here?"
>Your fears washed away instantly, she seemed fine
"Sorry for barging in, Spike got the idea in his head that you drank some stupidity potion or something."
>"Ah well, you know how Spike is. His Dragon Privilege makes him blind to the world sometimes."
"Wait what was that?"
>"I was just talking with him about his Privilege and the Patriarchy and he just ran off. Quite disrespectful."
>Out of shock and horror you glance behind where Twilight was working
>You don't see potions but instead magically powered computers and televisions
>It is at this moment your worst fears are realized as you run out locking the door behind you
>Spike still sitting on the ground outside looks at you with a puzzled look
>"D-Did you manage to help her Anon?"
"I'm sorry Spike, Twilight didn't drink a idiot or bimbo potion. It's much worse than that."
>"WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE WORSE THAN THAT?!"
"She has been consuming, Liberal Media."
>Spikes shocked face switches between emotions rapidly until he eventually manages to get it under control
"You realize what must be done?"
>He murmurs and takes in a deep breath before using his dragon breath to set the door ablaze trapping Twilight inside
>You go room to room destroying and spreading the fire, until you both end up outside watching the blaze
>You pat him on the back
"There was nothing else that could've been done"
>>26706021
>Liberal Media
fucking top kek
>>26706021
best fucking green today,
>>26705308
>now
This is just a baseless headcanon, but I've always enjoyed the thought that she's got a bottle of scotch hiding behind a few books on one of those shelves.
>>26706081
>inb4 Twiggles is abusive alcoholic
