I want to climb inside Twilight Sparkle's ass hole after she takes a big dump.
sick fuck
>>26733236
>Not before
This isn't even my fetish and you're a fucking casual at it.
Oh hell yeah
>"Anoooooon!!"
>"Where's my wondersuit?!"
>>26732722
What?
>>26732722
But you're wearing it sweetheart. Don't you remember that you made it invisible?
>>26732722
I thought it was a dirty rag, so I burnt it
Was there anything to him other than "Muh record"?
No.
>>26732392
im sure there was but i cant remember that may just be tiredness though
goodnight antagonist whos name i forget
>>26732392
He also wanted to fuck Spitfire's mom.
>"Anon i need you to host this year's nightmare night scare fest. the apple family is unable to this year, unfortunately."
>>26731407
"Sure thing, MM. First of all, I need you to spread your hind legs"
>>26731407
Alright, but on one condition.I need about tree fiddy
Don't you have a job to do?
So, we all know ponies have fur. Their coat, unlike our skin, is covered in a thin layer of colored hair which gives them the specific hue they're known for.
We don't know anything about that fur, tho.
How long is it?
Is it like cat fur (so you can feel the single hair) or more like pigskin?
What's their color under that fur?
It's leather.
Ponies are hairless horses.
>>26731087
But, is it smooth or rough?
>>26731092
pluh
Goodnight /mlp/
>>26730430
Sleep tight
>>26730430
Sweet dreams, Flutter Butter
>>26730430
go fuck your self OP, have a good night :)
How would the various ponies react to finding out you ejaculated on/in the cupcake they just ate?
>>26730321
Am I missing something
>>26730332
I'm assuming the implication is they'd injure you.
>"Anon...I think you're a bitch nigger."
>>26729396
Why would you say that?
>>26729396
The biggest. I hate confrontation.
Snaaaaaaaap
What are ponies afraid of?
>>26729112
vacuums
Humans
failure, abandonment, flowers
Just a little reminder of the actual Twilight destiny
FTFY
That's just part of Faust's "maybe they should have outfits" concept art.
R.I.P. Twilight Sparkle 2010 - 2013
Taken too early by a magical experiment gone horribly wrong
I know she would have achieved great things were she still with us
>"Want to see me cock vore Thunderlane Anon? If you're lucky you can choose who goes next!"
Wouldn't that be extremely painful?
>>26728638
For you.
Did anyone else think at first that Minuette was only acting like this around Twilight because of her princesshood and that she wasn't actually so naturally exuberant?
How did we get so jaded bros?
>>26728233
>How did we get so jaded bros?
S3 happened, that's how
>>26728233
I think Twilight would have recognized the incongruity.
>>26728253
But Twilight couldn't even remember her friends name, still i would assume she is naturally like this.
>2 0 Rules
goo gl/GZeKHu
>2 0 Multiclasses
goo gl/3Gzb5Z
>1 4 rules
goo gl/jyvXV
>1 4 Multiclasses
goo gl/6Tvgb
>Expanded Racials 3 5 (New Release!)
goo gl/LdJNFf
>OP Image:
goo gl/IpKEC
>optional dice-bot script
http://jsbin com/amemah/latest
>ooc chat
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>>26727929
>This thing all things devours
>Birds, beasts, trees, flowers
>Gnaws iron, bites steel
>Grinds hard stones to meal
>Slays king, ruins town
>And beats high mountain down
Post sheets for the 69th session of timequest
>>26727952
http://pastebin.com/3A1tSkei
>>26727952
http://pastebin.com/uMeKkzmM
>After a night of particularly heavy drinking you awake to find yourself in Equestria (how original)
>Halfway between hungover and still drunk you lie in the ditch where you awoke marveling at how heavy your hooves are and how bright everything is and how goddamn loud that noise is
>With only one eye half open you look around to find the source of what sounds like a coconut being hit against your skull
>When you see it you shit a little, but that's okay because you're not wearing pants anyway
>Walking along a dirt path is a unicorn
>Not just any unicorn, it's Twilight Sparkle
>Ducking down a little to hide yourself and your erection, you witness this whole scene, that you've seen a hundred times before, play out right in from of you
>As the purple unicorn runs off it hits you, not only are you in Equestria, but you're in episode 1
You have complete knowledge of everything about to unfold, that is, until you interfere.
What do?
>>26727488
>(how original)
As if making Anon a pony somehow makes this prompt more original.
>>26727488
>What do?
become a fortune teller. have anal sex with discord.
>>26727511
I don't know hot to writefag good, I just wanted to keep the prompt short and skip the whole "awake in a strange land, look at your hands THOSE AREN'T HANDS" generic bullshit.
I just thought this could get some funny ideas going about anon screwing with events from the show.
>"Wait.. You roleplay as me?"
>>26726737
I roleplay as myself fucking you in the ass, silly
>>26726737
Pinkie and Fluttershy are the two most roleplayed ponies I see. Next is Rainbow, AJ, and sometimes Twilight. Never seen a Rarity roleplayer.
>>26726737
Why would I roleplay as worst pone?
