I think she's cute.
>You will never rub her tuft and tease her
>>26778652
Twilight is very cute indeed, but that giant dump she took that's steaming next to her is quite repulsive to look at.
>>26778800
You shouldn't speak down on yourself like that, you're going to be Nyx when you go to Equestria.
Would you a trump supporter pony?
>>26778600
Probably not, OCs give me diarrhea.
I would anypony; even OP's shitty waifu.
What do you think is objectively the best episode, and what is your favourite episode?
>>26778464
Crusaders of the Lost Mark.
>>26778464
>objectively the best
That one with the ponies.
Last thread >>26730335
You wake up in equestria...
but you are a changeling
what do
I would fucking turn into everything I everything think of, then become a pony and visit Vinyl.
>>26778379
Turn into rainbow dash and fuck myself
The Rock is a brony.
>>26778283
>Not a shirt with any of the Pie family on it.
ONE CHANCE.
>>26778283
>Dumb unicorn thing that isn't mlp related.
This does not a Brony make.
Hell one of the guys on Fox has a unicorn mug on his desk.
Fuck I want that mug...
You wake up in Equestria as a changeling.
What do?
>>26777265
Get captured and interrogated by ponies because I don't know how to use changeling transformation magic.
>>26777265
Rape ponies.
>>26777265
Kick monsters
join me
server http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=12
anyone going to talk at all
anyone going to join or is it just me
Can a city the size of Fillydelphia set the record at 910 wing power, and Ponyville be capable of pushing 1000 wing power? If it weren't for all those pegusi coming up sick, they would have done it too.
So what gives? Are the pegusi in Ponyville juicing, or is every other city in Equestria littered with pegusi incapable of work?
>>26776897
I don't think Equestria's really all that big. The 'cities' are just technological (or magical) experiments (or ancient unicorn settlements)
>>26776897
To be fair dash is stupid powerfull a pretty huge amount of that probably comes from her
>>26776897
One city we have not seen in show on heard of. Dash is always a bit cocky and even though the numbers seem high 910. What is the population size of pegasus in Fillydelphia compared to Ponyville? Heck look at appleloosa being a town that is mostly earth ponies. There could be a low population in Filly.
All speculation though.
>"/mlp/ I need your help! Rarity just messaged me telling me not to bother with the condoms for tonight. I feel like this might be a serious red flag, but on the other hand this is my life's dream! What do I do?"
>>26776618
cum inside.
>>26776618
There is literally no problem.
1. Cum inside
2. Marry her
3. Have a family
4. Live happily ever after
>>26776618
Dude.......you've loved Rarity forever. This is your ONLY CHANCE MAN!
But, yeah, you gotta leave after she gets pregnant
>"Fine, we'll have Anon settle this. Whatever he says decides who wins, got it?"
>"Yeah yeah, fine."
>"Anon, I say I have the most awesome chest."
>"In your dreams, Dash! I have the best chest between us."
>"Mine's softer!"
>"Well mine's poofier!"
"Pfft, in your dreams Gilda. "
"Get real Dash. You little pansy pony chestfluff can't compete with a griffon's fluff!"
"Bwa ha haaa! now who's dreaming, featherbrain?"
"It's still you, dork. Your head's still in the clouds and forgot to catch up with the rest of you."
"C'mon Anon let's settle this. Tell her that I have the best chest fluff this side of Ponyville."
"No way he's picking yours over mine. I've got the bigger chest here. You'd better pick me, dweeb."
>"Well mine's softer cause it's fur. Besides, mine can be just as big as yours if I push it out like this."
>Feathers can be soft too. And I don't even have to try to poof them out. You just look constipated."
>"Shut up!"
>"No you shut up!"
>"Tell us who it is, Anon. Feel my chest with those hands of yours if you want to. Rub your face in my chest if you like! I don't care!"
>"Yeah, Me neither. Do whatever you like to my chest too! Just don't be a dweeb about it."
>>26776232
Let me get a closer look
>>26776232
oh yes
But isn't Rainbow Dash is always constipated?
>"Uh, Anon... Sorry Ah pooped all over yer bed again. And Ah am real sorry y'all had to find out the hard way."
Nothing to be sorry for, I appreciate breakfast in bed. Thank you, Jackie!!
>>26775878
amazing post. you should roll in the poop and smear it all iver your dick first and then masturbate with the shit as lube, then roll in it again and then lick you the shit and cum from all off yoir bodu like a wolf
captcha was food
>>26775817
Lost it
Oh for fuck sake.
Now someone is trying to copyright troll the Rainbow Dash Presents videos...
http://fimflamfilosophy.tumblr.com/
>>26775667
>merlin
this is what happens when you let trolls play with claims system of youtube
you want these gone? place all money made after the strike/claim has been filed into escrow and only pay out to the side that ultimately wins.
>>26775667
Already posted in derpibooru. Maybe gonna to send this to EQD for extra support
>>26775667
This is after Sony went Sonigger with SAO Abridged Episode 9
Fuck the Youtube Copyright Claim system.
http://pastebin.com/Pu749mrT
>>26775426
Post sheets
>>26775455
http://pastebin.com/RaZG8KLM
>>26775455
http://pastebin.com/p1dtY3qj
Hey, Princess Spike could have avoided being a shitty episode if Spike took on authority that was way beyond his competence rather than the world hating him.
It would still be shitty, but then again the entire episode read like a greentext story on here by an edgy anon who is threatened by Spike stealing his waifu.
Seriously, that's what I said after I watched it.
>>26773908
Why didn't Cadance actually work as a foil to him? Her whole build up should have been either bailing his tail out from the mess he caused or having him clean up the shit that obviously showed he was abusing his power.
I unironically think PS is a 7/10 good episode
His cucking didn't ruin it
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26766619/#q26766619
Why'd you niggers let that terminator story die yesterday? It was getting good
>>26772717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9hOCfK311Q&index=15&list=PL3869705E628905B1
>You aim the shotgun.
>Maybe..
>If you can hit his arm hard enough, he'll drop AJ..
>But then..
>Her head is so close..
>You might accidentally..
>"Anon, are you sure you won't hit Applejack?"
"I.."
>You've never fired a shotgun before..
>You line up the gun with the biker guy looking down the barrel.
>Hands trembling a bit..
>Aiming for his feet..
>You won't hit AJ for sure, but..
>It probably won't be enough impact either.
>Fuck it, best to practice a few shots before taking the critical one.
>You aim at his feet.
>You fire, it kicks back with great force.
>To your surprise you can't see where you impacted him.
>You remember in your games, the shotgun has a short range.
>You might be too far away, and..
>You may actually need to get closer as you're over half a parking lot away.
>Suddenly one of the police cars explodes flying upwards.
>Debris flying everywhere, police scrambling hiding behind their cars.
>What the fuck is this thing?
>You run in there..
>This might not turn out well..
>>26772914
>A you get closer you hear the police screaming.
>"Send backup, send backup!"
>With no adequate cover you stand straight up and fire at him.
>It rips at his already tattered clothing.
>You pump the shotgun and fire again.
>Some weird metal stuff is getting exposed.
>Is he wearing metal body armor or..
>He fires at a nearby police officer.
>His cry of pain echos through the parking lot as the biker guy now turns his attention toward you.
>Your heart pounds, your hands trembling as you feel alone and helpless.
>You pump the shotgun again pulling the trigger.
>It breaks his sunglasses.
>You see through them, ripped away, a glowing red eye.
>You're not sure what you're looking at, as he slowly walks toward you in a motion that seems mechanical.
>Some kind of android, machine?
>What system, or government could have produced this mechanized hellspawn?
>You try to pump again, but the gun seems stuck.
>Shit, you've got to reload..
>He aims his gun at you.
>Your eyes go wide like a deer in headlights..
>This is it..
>Suddenly gunfire from another source behind him.
>Sunset wielding pistol firing off rounds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9kaZEYMFpM
>The machine turns around to face her.
>She continues firing.
>"Die you motherfucker!"
>>26773162
I'm gonna call this story-
Terminator: The Sunset Shimmer Chrinicles
