"Hello, Anon. Normally I would ask how many friends you have made today, but I think we are both well aware of the answer. So, I'm going to rephrase myself; Anon, go out and make some friends."
>>26736593
"No."
>>26736593
>>26736622
But what if you're not hungry for a whole ass and want to save some for later?
hylô /mlp, I just got my intuos pro and I wanted to get some practice drawing before bedtime. What should I draw?
rules:
no porn >:|
no lewd requests ~_~
no overly complex requests :P
please make sure to add a pose and/or action when making requests
And another thing, iechyd da yn i'r ydych yn awr ac yn am byth <3
post script:pic is my bad attempt at shading this morning
waht?
>>26736157
happy smiling twilight holding a trump sign over her head
>>26736215
THIS, WANT. NOW MY LIFE SHALL BE COMPLETE(ish)
>"Anon, I'm more than thousand years old. Of course I had a lot of coltfriends and even husbands. Why this so frustrates you?"
>>26735267
>why this so frustrates you?
If you're gonna funpost, learn english, Sven
>>26735267
Because it means your vagoo must be loose
>>26735267
I'm not frustrated! Who... who asked you anyway, jerk!
Why is she so perfect?
>>26735055
Her colour scheme isn't fucking depressing like the other girls from her school.
I am monitoring this thread
>>26735055
I still have not watched Equestrian Girls. Not even 5 minutes of it.
>walking down the street
>see this
>what do?
>>26734952
I do everything I can to help her.
>>26734952
Shit on Shitter.
>>26734952
Probably pretend I didn't see her, feel like a piece of shit for a minute and then forget about it.
>"I'm sure you'll be able to pass the Equestrian Citizenship Test with my help, Anonymous, we'll just need to make sure we get in plenty of study sessions!"
>"Now, I've arranged all the materials you'll need before you. The first three textbooks will be the most relevant regarding Equestrian History, but I've also included a bookmark in the first one that lists some supplemental materials that you'll be able to check out from the Castle library if necessary. The other two textbooks cover civics and Equestrian law, respectively."
>"Ive included copies of the last two annual tests, as well as the practice examination for this year's test."
>"I didn't want you to worry about supplies, so I've also included 10 number 2 pencils, a complete ink and quill set, plenty of notebook paper, scrolls, and flash cards."
>"We have a two hour session this morning, then a lunch break before another session this afternoon."
>"Shall we get started?"
>>26734781
>"Shall we get started?"
No, I've decided to go for diplomat status instead. You'll find I have all the necessary credentials here in this briefcase. As of 0800 yesterday morning, I have become the official ambassador for Earth and its peoples.
I'm sure you're also aware of what this means for me while I'm on Equestrian soil.
>>26734781
>"Actually I have all the episodes stored on my tablet."
>"Look, you can even see the horrible song at the start of each episode you are in."
>My mane! What happened to my mane!?
>>26734451
IT'S JUST A PRANK MARE
>>26734451
Trixie, why are you a pegasus now?
>>26734451
Snowdrop! You can see!
13 days till Flurrygeddon
>>26733736
13 days until the board is invaded by Hasdrones swearing this is the best thing ever, and then some more Hasdrones claiming that the baby's damage is "insignificant" so whoever expresses any discontent is automatically a self entitled, fedora-wearing manchild who should kill himself on the spot for not being a true fan like them.
Jim Miller will say "There's still many other episodes you can enjoy!" like the scratched record he has been playing since S04.
>>26733736
Hooray for the final season, lads!
>>26733873
the fact that 60% of it is shitposters false flaging and how mad you already are tells me your future is filled with fishing related accidents
Raycord Legends. Leave a thought.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B8y9jDU9Jw
It's shit
>>26733632
>no Fluttershy
0/10
>>26733712
IIRC they cannot use any official character if they want to avoid the C&D hammer
>"alrigh, who touched my ass?"
>>26733377
Guilty.
>>26733377
>"Sir, from where I'm standing, it'd be a physical impossibility."
oh wow, another shitty roleplay prompt thread! How original! I haven't seen that since 2012!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQKbLWThmf4
>>26733120
>Clapper
>>26733120
>Human Rainbow has discovered the secret to having the best pussy ever
>Her's leading directly to a portal into pony Dash's cunt
>The sensation now known to scientists as the "God Pussy" ended up with every sports team member lining up outside her door
>Meanwhile, pony Dash doesn't understand why she feels like she's taking the D at random intervals of the day
>This is because she has no idea of the portal in her cunt leading to the fabled land of Hot Monkey Dicks
>She's a sopping mess in public constantly
>Eventually loses all shame as she starts screaming in pleasure in Ponyville town square, bucking her hips in the air as if being rutted by some unseen force
>How strange
Imagination is a hell of a thing.
Dash is so hot.
What's your favorite song this fandom has made, /mlp/?
Mine would have to be Mother Changeling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXT-Y3w523A
Multiple songs allowed, no need to be ashamed for your song choices. We're all horsefuckers here.
>>26732676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPWsP93pTPA
>>26732676
Woah, that lass must listen to a lot of Emilie Autumn
And here's mine - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBvl-AdnHGY
Clear your schedule, smoke a spliff and crank up that volume to 11.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSLvjfrxynA
the classics
Okay, last one >>26711238 got zonked since everybody was probably asleep then., so lets try that again. Keep the greens coming, writefriends!
Pastbinned greens from the last threads:
My Celestia vs. Anons parents story (finished):
http://pastebin.com/iXYMsAE7
Soarin vs. Anons Parents & Soarin vs. Anons Parents by Pacer First part finished, second part in progress, both now combined):
http://pastebin.com/k3NhTFWP
"Luna vs. Anons parents" by MountainSides (Finished):
http://pastebin.com/80RvvHkH and http://pastebin.com/mYTkg5Ff
NMM vs. Anons Parents by Oilbird (in progress):
http://pastebin.com/5Lp0QCrg
Celestia vs. Anons Parents by Equinox (finished):
http://pastebin.com/YK1AdFiT
Octavia vs. Anons Parents by SirLithe (in progress):
http://pastebin.com/WDGMxTD6
Also, fuck that guy >>26711653, fuck him with the business end of a shovel. You know, the funny thing is that I was actually thinking about letting these threads run out. Now I will continiue making them and bumping them ´tll kingdom come (or untill /mlp/ croaks it, whatever comes first), just out of fucking spite. So thank you, Fuckface, your post gave me the motivation to keep going with these threads!
Missed the namefagging in the opening post.
tfw I missed the 8th. Last bump on the 7th was mine, I woke up this morning and it was gone. Now I'm back home and I find this. Good Celly pic btw, cute as ever.
But I'm pic related. We actually have slow greens, keeping these threads alive might be difficult...
I want nothing more than to give thattummy a good rubbing while she squirms and giggles
Archive from the start: https://www.anonpone.com/vampony/24981509#navbar
Inventory/Player Info: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CmvuNPhx2qKfOgB8Yze97VohAdWfaPMi3ZgQVNWr4eM/edit?usp=sharing
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Summary:
You are Mango, a Batpony from a small town near Las Pegasus turned vampire by Fierce Fang. After refusing an offer to join him, Mango fled a bounty in Las Pegasus caused by her feeding habits.
She fled to Ponyville, but was tricked into divulging her Vampire status to Zecora, and the Zebra snitched to Twilight who then confronted Mango in the Castle of the Two Sisters.
Caught between a rock and a hard place, Mango tentatively went along with Twilight's plan to send her to infiltrate a group of vampires in Canterlot, though not until she gets help renegotiating the terms of the arrangement thanks to Fluttershy, and joined the Adventurer's Guild to put her powers to lawful use.
She made her way to Canterlot where she found the meeting was about Fierce Fang and his attacks on other Vampires and mortals.
The group of Vampires called themselves the "Council" and seem to be mostly concerned about keeping up a facade that benefits their current lifestyle.
The meetings end with one of the members nearly killed, supposedly by Fang's goons. Fearing that the member was told about Mango's alliance with Twilight, Mango confessed this to June Bug, one of the members Mango had developed a friendship with.
This was taken rather poorly by the other Vampires, but not so much that they harmed Mango, and she left Canterlot for Ponyville by train, feeling alone yet again.
The train experienced a robbery, and despite taking some buckshot, Mango stopped the robbers.
Once back in Ponyville, she went to report to Twilight. She wasn't happy about Mango revealing herself, but was glad to get some new info.
>After visiting some doctors who ran painful tests on her, Mango is back at the Castle, trying to learn how to use clouds.
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>You check outside, and the sun is going down.
>The shade in the forest is easily enough to keep the sun off, so you just pull on your hoodie and go looking for a stream or something.
>It's not long before you find a clear pond, but you notice that there's some sort of creature swimming in it, near a stream that feeds the waterhole. You can't tell if it's just a normal Alligator or something worse.
>Still, you're pretty sure it hasn't spotted you.
>>26646351
Just keep on walking mango. Look for a small waterfall or something.
>>26646351
Eh keep on walking I don't want to engage alligator
Archive: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/yrwys
What happened before:
http://pastebin.com/Yv2Y7Rxd
Last thread:
>Fooled by your behaviour, Venom agreed to follow. He was wiggling his ears from time to time.
>You led him to the theatre, but he started to see through your act. Especially that Whirlwind blew it.
>The changeling tried to escape, unsuccessfully.
>But he was successful in something else. He called for help, and you assumed the ear moving was a mean of communication. Thus, you jerked and tugged these organs.
>It was too late.
>Multiple groups of changelings in disguise were approaching the building.
>The battle for Royal Theatre had begun.
>Again, you had to kill, and even if you exactly knew why, you still weren't comfortable with this.
>During the fight you were badly injured - you were shot in the chest from a very close distance. You weren't instantly killed only thanks to the vest and clothes you were wearing.
>Fight was over when the military showed up, the enemy simply withdrew quickly, and without a trace. Luckily you took two prisoners. One of them survived long enough to be taken into soldiers' custody. Venom disappeared or died, and second prisoner killed himself.
>You were brought to the hospital and your wound was treated well. There, you met a jawless stallion and merry pegasus mare, named Splinter. She was acting a bit weird and after hearing her story you suspected her brain was damaged. The bandage aroundher head was also helping in makind assumptions.
>You went through board games - Splinter was obsessed about playing them, chit-chat...
>>26572580
>... a gas attack, during which you did all you could to save as much ponies as you were able to. And some shellings, two of them aimed directly at the facility.
>During your recovery, your friends moved to a closer shelter.
>Hran and Clean paid you a visit. The stallion had a burden on him. It was a big effort and you needed to use some tricks to make him get it out his chest.
>During the theatre fight, your friend accidentally killed a pony, thinking he was disguised enemy. Hranchak was strongly blaming himself for what had happened.
>Even after the talk you gave to comfort him, he was acting a bit different. He was focused on your safety. On traps. Or any harmful contraptions, really. He also started to smoke.
>When you fully recovered, you returned to your party, learning that your supply stock was severely diminished and living conditions were a bit more difficult.
>You improved them by helping the orange stallion with making a new stove. Also you got the learning books for Kalina.
Quest post.
>The night was less restful than at the hospital, where you had comfy beds, true ones instead of makeshift stuff you were lying on right now.
>But hey, it was silent enough to sleep and you didn't have to worry about anything too much during the night. The warmth made this basement extra cozy and you were enjoying it while it lasted.
>Even the bad dreams were replaced by relieving void.
>Why you woke up, you said to yourself?
>Or, right. There was some commotion audible outside. Not too close to your shelter, judging from the sound, but neither could it be described as distant.
>Roaring of engines, some grinding from time to time. Likely it was vehicles moving around.
>Kalina was already awake, same goes for Clean Cushions. The older mare seemed to not care about the sounds outside.
>The green mare was looking more uncertain, but she was helping the elder pegasus.
>While former was loudly reading Equestrian letters and some words, latter was checking for mistakes and correcting them if needed.
>Hranchak was away already. The stove was still warm and some heated food was waiting for you on top of it.
"Where's Hran?" you asked after you helped yourself with the food.
>"He went to see what is this all about, and to gather more resources" Clean was first to answer. "Good morning, by the way."
"Morning, everypony. Do you know when he will be back?"
>"Not really. During your recovery he started to take scavenging very seriously. He was pretty lazy before..."
>"I think saying he preferred to stay here with me would be a better choice of words, Cushions."
>"... Right. So now he cares about all of us more and he often goes to dig through the ruins for food, meds and parts."
"It's actually a nice thing to hear. Well, I hope he will show up soon."
>You didn't lie when you said it. Hran was concerned about the well-being of the whole group, and maybe he was learning how to take initiative.
>cont
>>26572592
>Having him at your side during the city strolls sounded great now.
>It's not like it wasn't great before!
>Just having a companion who wanted to improve his skills, a second creative brain would do only good to you.
>Now, there were several options what to do for first part of the day.
>You could go scavenging, try to check what was happening, wait here for your orange friend, or do something else.
>You felt like something slipped your mind. Something important.Sorry for the fuckup. Now you know my special secret.I actually have a guy who helps me with English sometimes. A fellow Slav.
