What if you woke up one day and your favorite pony was asleep by your side?
What if when they woke up, they acted as if they'd always been there?
Would you question your sanity? Would you tell them to leave? Would you spill uncontrollable amounts of spaghetti?
Or would you want to get to know them?
>Would you tell them to leave?
>>26742305
Yes
No
Yes
Yes
Would hug her like there's no tomorrow
My Little Pony Equestria Girls is the best movie ever; try to prove me wrong!
>>26742110
>>26742111
Step aside, motherfucker
>>26742110
>>26742111
>>26742121
NO
HOOVES
Challenger A may pass, nice trips.
I wonder what excuses ponys come up with to get out of jury dity
>>26741891
>dity
>>26741900
Well shit your right I meant to type doody there
>>26741891
>"I'm sorry, I can't be fair and impartial in this case."
"And why is that?"
>"I'm friends with the defendant."
>"I am, too."
>"I'm friends with the prosecutor!"
>"I'm friends with both of them!"
>"I'm friends with the judge. Hi mister judge!"
"Hi Ditzy- I mean wait, wait. You're all friends here?"
>"Well duh, Pinkie knows everypony in Ponyville and makes sure everypony knows everypony else! What do you expect in this small town anyway?"
>"I'm the bestest party pony!"
>God damn horses
"Is there anybody in this court room who doesn't know the accuser or the accused?"
>One pony raises their hoof
"You! Oh, thank goodness-"
>"I'd just like to say I will not be fair or impartial because I will use my right to jury veto under the belief that the government is is wrongly harming friendships."
"OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE. ALL OF YOU, OUT! OUT!"
>"Are you angry mister judge? I b-brought you a muffin."
"I AM NOT- I am not angry, thank you Ms. Doo."
>You give her a pat on the head and she hums in delight
>Now where's your blood pressure medication when you need it
so i was thinking /mlp/
we have a equestria girls problem
this board is called my little PONY after all but we should not get rid of it on 4chan per say
just of this board
like with /v/ did have a few extra boards but with a similar concept
we have a /eg/ equestria girls board
what do u anons think
that way we all win in the end
equestria girls fags will have there own board for discussing eg and not have to worry about
>no hooves and ect
or what ever they hate
and the rest of us will have a better /mlp/
>>26741792
yes. Less of that faggotry the better.
>>26741792
/mlp/ already has no reason to exist you want to make a board with even less reason while taking some of /mlp/s reason
We lost 88.362% of /mlp/ when /trash/ became a thing.
>"It's a good day to create ponies."
>Then piss off and try to make some shitty show since i don't really give a shit about ponies.
>>26741503
/thread
>What a fine day to create ponies.
>Dear, journal - today was a fine day to create ponies.
I ACCIDENTALLY YOUR PENIS, ANON!
>>26741143
I accidentally your vagina.
>>26741143
It's okay, it's not like I was using it.
Red Guy would have been a better character than Discord.
>Inb4 so many reddit toddlers that they don't even know Red Guy.
HELLO!!
GOOD FUCKING THREAD HERE
GET OUT OF YOUR GENERALS AND POST SOMETHING ELSE
>>26740602
You're a faggot
>>26740602
Cow and Chicken was garbage tbqh
My Little Pony Equestria Girls is the best film ever made in the history of cinema.
It's always refreshing to me to see events in movies occur without the writer/director/actors seeming to feel any need to "explain it" to the viewer. As with many other filmmakers who are genuinely engaged with film as a unique art form, it seems quite clear to me at least that it requires the spectator to meet him on his own wavelength.
This is what a significant portion of artists in any medium do: they take the constraints, conventions, and materials of their chosen form very seriously and explore their own perceptions, ideas, and emotions plying the tools of their medium on their own personal terms. At the opposite end of this artistic spectrum is the sort of pandering manipulation of a Spielberg or the painter Thomas Kincaid. Their works are only "personal" in the sense that what is most prominently on display in their work is their own desperate personal need to have their intended message "understood" (and even experienced) by all spectators in exactly the same way, so that "the artist" can in turn feel his own personal worth has been validated by public and critical responses.
I'll take an artist who refuses to telegraph his "statement" to me any day. I prefer works that wash over me, entrance me, and lead me down paths to new or long-buried thoughts and feelings.
I feel moved after having seen it, I laughed, I cried, and I see the world just a little differently now. I feel like a group of people I have never met shared something with me that was very important to them. I wish I could thank them, because I think it takes a great deal of courage to share with others things that are so personally important in such an honest, unapologetic way.
My Little Pony Equestria Girls is the best film ever made in the history of cinema.
It's always refreshing to me to see events in movies occur without the writer/director/actors seeming to feel any need to "explain it" to the viewer. As with many other filmmakers who are genuinely engaged with film as a unique art form, it seems quite clear to me at least that it requires the spectator to meet him on his own wavelength.
This is what a significant portion of artists in any medium do: they take the constraints, conventions, and materials of their chosen form very seriously and explore their own perceptions, ideas, and emotions plying the tools of their medium on their own personal terms. At the opposite end of this artistic spectrum is the sort of pandering manipulation of a Spielberg or the painter Thomas Kincaid. Their works are only "personal" in the sense that what is most prominently on display in their work is their own desperate personal need to have their intended message "understood" (and even experienced) by all spectators in exactly the same way, so that "the artist" can in turn feel his own personal worth has been validated by public and critical responses.
I'll take an artist who refuses to telegraph his "statement" to me any day. I prefer works that wash over me, entrance me, and lead me down paths to new or long-buried thoughts and feelings.
I feel moved after having seen it, I laughed, I cried, and I see the world just a little differently now. I feel like a group of people I have never met shared something with me that was very important to them. I wish I could thank them, because I think it takes a great deal of courage to share with others things that are so personally important in such an honest, unapologetic way.
>>26740405
>le reddit bait meme
> ANON SUCKS DICKS
>>26739919
I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!
>>26739928
Then stop being a faggot about it
>>26739919
>Twiggy baits /mlp/
>ITT demand for fresh horsecock is quantified
>Bookhorse satisfies kink for statistics
>Profit
>Hear me, humans of the world.
>I am Cadance, a commander of the Ponies.
>And the new Mistress of you primitive apes.
>I had wanted to make my introductions to you sooner,
>but the process of learning your many languages took quite some time.
>All this knowledge at your fingertips, yet still you have no common tongue?
>We possess the ability to freely control Equestria's magic.
>We shall summon the island to your world,
>and within the year, convert it into a new Equestria, and turn you all into ponies!
>Resistance is futile. Surrender now.
>If you do, I shall guarantee your survival...
>Though, alas, it will be as my new toys...
>>26738923
Holy shit, A talking horse
>>26738923
Where do i sign up?
>>26738923
My asshole has been trained to receive your horsecock, small pink one.
>Anon, I'm giving you a huge amount of money for you to escort me from the Crystal Empire to the Changeling Outlands.
>You must keep me safe at all costs. Do so, and I will reward you handsomely.
thanks larson
>>26738468
Okay
>buys lots of paper and a lot more coke
>use crayon to make the paper look like money
>princess looks at the "money"
>"Anon, is this some sort of fucking joke?"
"Hey, You don't need to see my Paper Tra-"
>"Just get the fuck out of here, you shit."
>>26738468
"Of course, My Princess. Whatever it takes."
>Anon turns back to the bag he was stuffing changeling money into
Emigration is always free.
Just write, sign, type, or say "I wish to emigrate to Equestria," and I will satisfy your values through friendship and ponies.
>>26738300
I have a bomb and I wish to emigrate to Equestria
>>26738300
I wanna be with the ponies.
>>26738300
I wish to emigrate to Equestria
Time to whip those lazy, needy bums back to work. First with this:
http://pastebin.com/Pu749mrT
>>26738142
Welcome back, faithful readers, as the evil conheist continues, will the science ninja heroes find the villains. And what shadowy figure comes in the wings? Is it the return of Dr. DARKMANE!?
Sheets
>>26738183
http://pastebin.com/8V88tWpt
>>26738183
http://pastebin.com/hirneSC9
Give me back my gender edition
>"Anon, w-why won't you talk to me?"
>>26737703
Pure, unfiltered faggotry
>>26737703
Because OP's a thread-spamming faggot
>>26737703
Because you're not a pony anymore. You will never be.
>"Suck Flurry's cock while I'm away, Anon."
>>26737487
NO
(you)
