How anyone here could possibly waifu any of the M7 when you have all of these adorable background ponies. They are all objectively cuter and have less annoying as fuck personality traits than almost all of the M7.
The only two of the M7 who are capable of being cuter than a background pony are Twilight and Glimmer. No one else.
However, the background ponies are ultimately the winners, as they are cute 100% of the time. Twilight and Glimmer only have their occasional moments. The rest of the M7 are not even worthy of being considered.
Feast your eyes on these cuties, they are only some of many.
You only think they're cuter because you fill in the blanks of their personalities. The only thing "objective" about them is that you know LESS about their personality than the M6.
>>26786390
this 2bh OP is a fag
is anyone still playin this shit
if so post friend codes
mine is 2380d
yis, i still play that
YES, GOOD GOYIM! KEEP BUYING THOSE PILES OF GEMS >:^)
>>26786222
>not using amazon underground
>"There is simply NO WAY I would EVER allow you to date my daughter."
>>26785247
I have about 5x the gross annual income of your husband. Surely we can negotiate.
>>26785247
>>26785247
I aint here for her~
Are there any episodes that you disliked initially, but like more now?
>>26785180
No but there are episodes I liked before people pointed out the major flaws in them.
>>26785371
Why do you let autistic failures influence what you like and dislike?
>>26785180
Not episodes, but songs. A lot of the songs I don't really like when I first hear them in the episode, but then they really, really grow on me.
I'm back, fags. Shall we commence the fuckery? Last post here
Shaman messes with the enchantments around the fire. Fire enchantment has been discovered! Sickle bro finishes the drug farm, now giving the group a steady supply of narcotics. The other zebra begin creating new home structures. Oddly enough, Sunstreak disappeared in the night. So did one of the tribe members. An excess of green goo was found in the tribe's camp site.
The Tribe is situated in a nice area in the Zebrica plains. Some wild grass grows in many directions around the area, but there seems to be a path trampled through it that leads to the spring. The campfire burns brightly and now some houses are made.
Population: 3 males, 3 females, 1M (child) Seven total.
Special: 1 Shaman
Army: One soldier (complete next turn). Rusty sickle, Sparkly sickle
Infrastructure: Firepit, 3 Homes, Altar, Builder's Hut, Forge. 2 homes (complete next turn)
Tech: Herbalists, Metal Working, Writing (Next turn), Basic enchantments
Food: 8 food stockpiled. Consumes 2 per turn. 3 food added per turn.
Morale: The tribe is starting to perk up again
Relations: Gryphons; The gryphons want some of what you're sellin'. Trade partners. Changelings; hostile. It's doubtful that they will openly attack.
Loot: 4 gems, 1 sticky green lantern, 1 medicine, 3 narcotics. Plus one narcotic per turn
A. Expand drug farm
B. Have Sickle Bro make a drug farm
C. Reproduce
D. Explore
E. Construction
F. Look for the missing tribe member
G. Have the Gryphons look for tribe member
H. Other action (Suggest)
>>26784172
As a little note, I'm thinking of making it less statistics based and more of a narrative. It'd make things easier on my part, plus it might make updates take less time. Anyone in favor of this? Anyone seriously against this? Also, posting chart for reference shite
>>26784200
>>26784172
ITS BACK!
Too bad Diamond Dogs OP is not back.
>>26784200
Have the Recruit and another Zebra look for the missing pones
Sickle Bro and a few other Zebras go out to make the trade in exchange for looking for the tribe members.
Shaman studies the goo.
The rest complete homes
Also >Changelings; hostile. It's doubtful that they will openly attack.
>Previously on Terminator: the Sunset Shimmer Chronicles
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26772717/#q26772717
Thoroughly interested. Story got me
>>26782209
dude noone gives a fuck about your Robocop erotic fanfic, give up
>>26783993
I like it
“Uh… blink once if you want me to help you out there, twice if you’re okay,” you say, looking at her a bit skeptically. He face screws up in in concentration and she clearly has to think about it about (which certainly can’t be an easy feat with the imp pumping away at her muzzle) but eventually she blinks once. You grip the tiny devil-pony and pull him off. He wriggles as he comes from with a pop, clearly not happy about this development, but you chuck him away and after a hiss he darts away. “Give it a quick roll,” you say. “They don’t like that.”
Indeed, the two imps cling to her back and rear don’t like the sound of that, and they quickly dismount, both of them hissing at you before they run away. “Uh,” Pinch says. “I’m sorry that was… let’s just not talk about that.” You nod and the two of you start off towards you destination, package carefully in tow.
As you round the corner though you see a concerning sight: eight or nine imps surrounding, in phalanx formation, a much larger red pony. He’s absolutely massive, almost Celestia’s size by all accounts and he looks bizarrely handsome for a pony with glistenings rows of white, sharp teeth, two long, red horns that come to a point, draconic wings carefully tucke to his back, and a swishing, red point tail.
“Good evening,” he says, his tone matching that of a consummate gentleman. “Apologies for the interruption, but my younger brothers here claim that you have cause them undue stress. I would like to avoid unpleasantness, but to be frank, that is quite unlikely unless you comply with my requests.”
https://www.anonpone.com/delivery/
You can catch up here if you're lost.
>>26780293
We were just passing by and your brothers pounced on us. So we simply retaliated. You must understand that we have things to attend to.
What would your request be?
“Apologies,” you saying, trying to stay level-head. “Your, uh, brothers pounced on us. Any act of retaliation was simple self defense.” You glance to and from him and the imps. There were about twelve of the imps are so, as far as you can see, and then there’s him. Aside from a chiseled form, he has a sort of presence about him. Exactly what it is, you find it hard to pin down, maybe its a bit of an aura about him, but you can feel a base sensation of magical energy tingling through your body as you look at him.
“It was their territory,” the demon said. “You have to understand, demonic law, while not entirely relevant to mortals, is entirely clear about this. They have every right to stake a claim on any individual who makes their way in their territory. Luckily, however, we can come to an agreement that will allow you to pass through unmolested. Well, further unmolested.”
[1/2]
big
rough
breeding
>>26787821
This is a good example why I left this fandom because of horny dips like you.
>consensual sex for the purpose of procreation
>>26787840
Not OP, but good riddance I say
Now get the fuck out.
Why everybody hate him?
>>26787357
because he's there to fill a gender quota
I want to cum inside him.
I like him
If you could impregnate one of the six horses, which one would you choose?
Which would make a good mother for your hybrid son or daughter?
My waifu
>>26786230
And your waifu is...?
>>26786272
His point is that we aren't falling for your obvious waifuwars bait thread OP. It's down to personal taste, they're all great ponies.
Heres a challange. DONT POST ON THIS. Theres no way you can fuck up something thats this simple.
Fuck
You posting on my thread?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect
>"he did not understand friendship like you do"
This line confuses me. Starswirl's friendship with Scorpan is what helped him defeat Triek. The Journal of the Two Sisters suggest that the princesses had a very nice relationship. Not even the comics portray him any differently. He seemed to understand friendship just fine. What did Celestia mean in this scene?
>>26785753
that he didn't understand friendship like she does
>>26785753
To get all concise here, Starswirl had friends, Twilight has Pony Friends Forever.
>>26785753
>What did Celestia mean in this scene?
The same thing that Discord meant when he told to Fluttershy "Because if I don't, I'll lose the one friend I ever had?"
friendly reminder
>>26784923
you know what else doesn't exist? your potential in life.
friendly reminder
>friendly
>>26784809
Yes he does
>>26784809
How do you know my waifu isn't real
For all you know there could be an omnipotent evil genius manipulating your perceptions so that you will never realize that you were living in a universe in which cartoon ponies are very much alive
what fantasies do you have /mlp/? the ones you keep in your head, the really; really bizarre or hot ones; when you either don't use porn or otherwise.
here's mine
I imagine forcing the mane six into Chastity belts, with vibrators, stopping them from orgasming over, and over, and over, to the edge; an enumerable amount of times, degrading their mindset, clouding their mind in a dull haze; stuck in a loop of inorgasm. I have orgasmed grahms number amount of times to this. Sometimes I fantasize as me being the chastised, sometimes the other way around; my sub/dom tendencies are like a pendulum, really… going back and fourth between sub and dom. And Sometimes I catch myself in the middle, with no real preference. but you probably don't care about that.
i'm gonna give this thread 2 bumps after this one, if no orig IP i'll let it die.
Being gangbanged by every stallion in ponyville and having every single one fill me up with their thick cum.
>implying anyone would put Lillith in a chastity belt and pass up a millisecond of rutting her senseless
THIS is why your thread will die, despite the fact that I hope for this specific prompt each and every day.
