See this. What do?
>>26764326
No, Georgia Tech mascot! Not the catbutt!
>>26764326
Destroy bee
>>26764339
Yeah, why DO I draw them that way...
THESE FUCKING NEOBRONIES TAKING OVER THE BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
there are two threads of this already, you retarded mememan
>>26763380
two too many
>>26763376
Guardians of Harmony is going to be 20% cooler than FiM. I'm calling it now.
Spend the day with...
>>26758742
Fluttershy, please
>>26758742
Rollin
>>26758742
Roll
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tpOHpl0BvV
Guitaranon rolling in and taking any guitar related requests.
>>26758437
gonna try to do through the fire and the flames in a mome
Every Greentext Ever...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NkwT6VPLSY
>>26758546
HOLY SHIT fucking spot on.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X7ZrNCtmbk
Also, between the last time and now me and some songanon on /b/ made a cover of Hotel California
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X7ZrNCtmbk
This is /b/s version of hotel California. I believe that /mlp/ can beat /b/ at music.
Requesting that some anon do a cover of Hotel California, to my fingerpicking present here. I made an HQ version for this thread.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zn5BnaN9yD
What happens?
Bump because Fuck you
>"Darling!"
>>26756781
Who are you?
>>26756781
>rests dick gently on muzzle
>>26756781
Marry me!
'Famous last words' edition.
Previous Thread: >>26584920
For ponies that do not have affections for Anon at all! W-well...Maybe a little...
Writefriends, past and present
http://pastebin.com/u/RiggyRag
http://pastebin.com/u/Fruitanon
http://pastebin.com/u/AnalPlugAnon
http://pastebin.com/u/Hellmeister
http://pastebin.com/u/tsunguywriter
http://pastebin.com/u/brandnewwritefag
Pics and greens are welcome, b-but NOT appreciated! Even a little!
I'll upload my green to my pastebin, for those who didn't get to read it.I can't help but feel responsible, in a way. If only I started writing it sooner
>>26751670
Has there been any follow up to that picture?
I want to see Sombra giving Fluttershy the firm but gentle D of the king.
>>26751657
bump
>Wakes up late for school
>No clean clothes...all crumpled up on the floor
>Mom yells at her to hurry up
>Miss school bus...gotta ride bicycle
>Shit; it's raining
>Shows up late
>Day-old clothes already stank like sweat & BO
>Now they're all wet
>Office won't give her a hall pass for being late
>Gets dirty look from Mrs. Harshwhinny as she tries to sneak into class
"Turn in your homework. Professionally, please."
>Oh shit. Was in a hurry this morning; left it on her bed.
>No homework to turn in.
>Gets detention for no homework.
>Late for soccer practice because detention
>No special treatment for star player
>Coach makes her run laps around muddy field
>Remember, it rained this morning
>Rides bicycle home
>Tracks mud into living room
>Scolded by Mom
"Mom, chill, I'll clean it up! Jeeze!"
>Mom doesn't like her tone of voice
>Also, she finds out Dashie got detention
>Leads to a shouting match
>Mom wins that fight...big time
>No phone, no vidya for a week
You are Anon
>You hear a tapping at your window
>It's Dashie, your next door neighbor
>Climbed up to the old tree-house you two used to play in
>Open your window for her.
"Hey, Anon...I'm having a really lousy day."
>Looks close to tears but too macho/tomboyish to let them show
"Think I could come in and just...you know...hand out?"
So can you do it?
Can you hand out with depressed Dash and NOT sexually molest her? She crawled in your window a virgin and has to stay that way.
Wat do?
>>26745103
Other than the shitty clothes and the friends,this summed up my entire sophomore year
>>26745103
Yeah, I remember my second day of college
>>26745103
>Wat do?
Hang out with her, of course. Poor girl needs cheering up.
Howdy, partner!
What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
~~~~~
>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
~~~~~
Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.
If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.
If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.
If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.
Thread 128! Years later, and still feeling great!
>>26739492
1 https://archive.is/f0oQ3
2 https://archive.is/dI35Q
3 https://archive.is/o0ktE
4 https://archive.is/w071K
5 https://archive.is/L40YG
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7 https://archive.is/uCJn9
8 https://archive.is/c1XZZ
9 https://archive.is/SjdzK
10 https://archive.is/Jmtlu
11 https://archive.is/eqheI
12 https://archive.is/ZbNtc
13 https://archive.is/EDijG
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15 https://archive.is/CnI1z
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29 https://archive.is/EP1S2
30 https://archive.is/0rb3f .5: https://archive.is/Y5NYc
31 https://archive.is/ONFET
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Here is full archive of the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack
Curious what happened last time?
Check out the previous thread here:https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26679572
You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki
Confused about when a character first showed up or who they are? Want to know when an arc started?
Check out character notes and details here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650
We have begun working on a big project to fix up old stories and make this crazy world more coherent and accessible to new readers who don't like the thread format.
Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing
And finally, while most of the thread is very much clop free, we have a pastebin in case you're feeling a little more naughty with your writing, find it here. http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessAJAfterDark please upload any like it to a pastebin so they can be added out of thread.
And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!
Previously throughout the investigation:>>26686248
>H-hey anon....
You turn around to see Fluttershy crouching behind a trash can
>May I, uh, borrow some....spare pants?
>Why? Because.... Well....
>You know how Principal Celestia got the school a new elevator?
>Well, I was standing too close to the doors, and when they closed, they caught my skirt...
>I tried to get the door open again, but it was no use
>The elevator went up, tearing my skirt to pieces.
>I can't be seen showing off my p-panties!
You see the shy girl is wearing white panties, with hearts in them
>Please Anon, the gym's being used for volleyball practice, so I can't get my gym shorts
>and you...
>*gulp*
>you're the nicest guy I know
>please Anon! Everyone will laugh at me if they see me like this!
>All I want are some pants! I promise I'll give them back! I'll even wash them for you!
She's practically begging at this point
What do?
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This Guy's pastebin: http://pastebin.com/WMC8N5ue
Write it Right's pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/Write_it_Right
>>26736292
Carry her around the trash can, of course. If questioned, say that it's an art project.
Yo, where the write/drawfags at?
>>26738542
Working on other projects!
#3. Now with more QM shilling
Previous Thread: >>26644555
Quick summary:
>Be Moth Stallion
>Live in Nocturnum, a semi-autocratic town in Equestria where Moth ponies, Bat ponies, and Changelings all live together.
>Get hired by one of the few male Changelings in the town named Thorax to work as a tailor in his Lingerie shop.
>Death Wish, a small girly Bat stallion who is into edgy shit, is our Co-worker.
>Also turns out Thorax was a detective and might be involved with a kidnapping case involving his former employee. Is giving you both double pay if you help him with some investigations.
>Currently you are also working on a case that involves a prized truffle hunting Pig being blown to pieces and a kidnapped changeling. Your number one suspects are two unicorns, one named Trouser Minnow, the other Precious Thing.
>Last we left off, Death Wish more or less begged us to let him stay over, and we've been planning revenge on him for an embarrassing incident where he made us wear glowing 'firefly' panties.
Case 1 Document: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zmPRpNt2HTnVM7RapirO5o_w_NI4yQK2hfxNsMd5BGY/edit
[cont][probably gonna pass out soon but I'm gonna try to pull an all nighter for mid-terms. as a result post tomorrow may be few and far in between.]
>>26721896
>>26721201
>>26721224
>It's for the best that you just give the bulletin board a quick glance and head back home.
>Besides, you may be able to sway your mom's opinion by telling her you may be pretty close to catching this 'Hog Howitzer' yourself.
>One of the first advertisements that catches your eye is one for the infamous 'Animal Collective'. It's very colorful and busy so it stand out, but it's such a mess of animals, stickers, glitter, and words that it feels like a physical assault on your eyes.
>You shiver and shift through the rest of the bulletin board, hoping that's the worst thing you have to see.
>There happens to be a 'Cowboy meet'n'greet' going on at a certain farm. It appears a lot of the richer 'Cowponies' get along with some of the rural families in Nocturnum rather nicely.
>Atlas has been actually advertising his 'Fashion Show'...Still have to deal with that. Death Wish hasn't mentioned anything about it for a while, so hopefully that was something he forgot.
>There's a 'Couple's Special' at a very well known restaurant around town. Could be pretty romantic~
>A Changeling Magician? She's preforming really late in the afternoon though. Wonder if anyone will actually show up.
>Last but probably not least there is a 'costume' party going on at...Mothria's Temple!?
>The holiest place in the land? This is an outrage! Whoever is tarnishing her good name should be hanged drawn and cor-
>Oh, it's actually 'hosted by Lady Mothria herself'.
>...Huh. The party is going on all week apparently too, celebrating her 'Cute-ceañera'.
>That's always one of the biggest ways to differentiate the different Mothrias. Most of them looked similiar or identical, but they all had unique Cutie Marks.
>Wonder what Mothria XV's will be...
>>26721898Generally, most people I know tend to do worse without sleep.
The number XV?
The meet'n'greet seems like a good idea to use our one favour on.
But if the interest is in getting closer to him, the restaurant would be the better choice. After all, we still have those panties he made.
I'm unsure if we should go pay a visit to Atlas, opportunity for sex aside, Wish probably won't agree without some preparation (from us) first.
>>26721898
The restaurant sounds nice...
>last thread died without updates
One last try, I guess.
Previous thread:
>>26642888
Pastebins:
http://pastebin.com/DfXT7Ddt
http://pastebin.com/zCJm2WKb
http://pastebin.com/7sNjawPJ
http://pastebin.com/zacMQ0ET
>>26699425
well, that sucked. i spent 5 minutes trying to save the thread but recaptcha wouldn't load. i'm glad it didn't take long for another one to pop up
>>26699425
Thank you meng, I popped in to the last one only to see it was gone.
Sadness...
Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of My Little Pony fanfiction!
ITT: MLP:FiM fanfictions, on-topic discussion (inenglish), requests (inenglish), recommendations (inenglish), dead memes, sperm silos, doubles standards, buzzwords, >not wanting fics with gay savages, notepad master race, "I enjoy shit", irrelevant waifu vs. alicorn OC, >writing directly into Fimfiction and edgy shit every few posts.
Tired of the same old 'Human goes to Equestria to fuck his herd of underage horse pussy' formula? Burnt out after reading Regidar's latest polished turd? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average:
>Introducing, the FiM-Fiction Starter Kit (list of winners):
http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png
List of nominees by category:
>http://mlp-fanfics.herokuapp.com/
>Riffs & Reviews:
http://pastebin.com/u/notkickass222urmom
>Voiceguy's readings:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt68MpmvEketmqOdHncHI2w
New to fanfiction? Read this:
>http://eznguide.neocities.org/
Need a somewhat average writing prompt?:
>http://autismwhinnies.tumblr.com/
Do you want critique on your story? Post it on Google Docs with inline comments enabled.
Old thread: >>26590004
>>26691358
The castle will be destroyed in the S6 finale.
>>26691377
I agree.
>>26691377
I hope so. That thing is horrible to look at...
In this fuckin' thread, Anon's a little horse, and he can't sing. He was adopted by Discord. Fun ensues.
Erf: http://pastebin.com/u/Erf1111
Laskvurel (George)
http://pastebin.com/D0wLPdkt
Hoers (MIA)
http://pastebin.com/SiZ1QV12
Irish Moe Edition. Happy 2012 everyone.
so lets make some guesses in what way discord moneybags will get revenge
i vote crushing her in money
>>26677583
I say the money become golden spiders. Sounds chaotic and fun. btw who won the NMN challenge that Erf did
Everyone since we got a lot of green. I liked Elo's story tho
Let's get hypothetical.
You're a writer whose been going at it for a bit now. You really enjoy what you do and put your blood, sweat, and tears into each story. One day, you decide to post it in a random thread to get some feedback.
Just one problem: No takers.
You wonder if you should even bother writing; you decide to quit and move on to something else.
If that story applies to you, then hold your horses. If all you wanted was feedback, improve your writing skills a bit, or maybe just see how others do it, then you've come to the right place. There are a few rules however:
>Posting the story directly in the thread is preferred over a link to pastebin, FiMFiction, etc.*
>One story at a time
>Don't be a dick or asshole when reading or critiquing
>All stories posted within thread must be prewritten.
This thread's purpose is to encourage writefags all over /mlp/ to write. We’re laid back here. Post what you want as long as its pone related. We’re not all “STOREEEYS ONLY!” We discuss topics such as writing techniques, interesting tropes, and bring forth story ideas. Let’s have fun.
*Not really a rule, but more a preference.
>>26666978
Tips and Links
Things you should know about before writing clop:
Vhatug's tips for anatomically correct clop and squash soup: http://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f
http://www.literotica.com/s/erotic-synonyms (Because using dick, balls, and pussy just isn’t enough to get the reader off. Remember, the reader cums first.)Had to. Puns are awesome.
Things you should know about writing:
Clever's Tips on How to Write Short Stories: http://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e
How to into writing: http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
Writing rules from Navarone: http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Ezn's Guide to writing Fanfiction: http://eznguide.neocities.org/
Writing Book for beginners: https://mega.co.nz/#F!pwo21SKA!dIjqCUmOhkwLX3x9_ApEgQ
Help for creating OC characters: http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ocguide/
(More links to come)
Lists of authors from different threads should you seek inspiration from their stories:
Flutterrape general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Active AiE general writers: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX
PiE general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy
There are tons of authors from other threads, more will be added later.
>”How do I cure my writer’s block?”
Magic.
>”FUCK YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION!”
There’s no one way cure to it, but if you can’t write, you may as well read stories. There’s more to writing than writing, there’s reading too, and that helps. Check some of the links above.
Try the following (Keep in mind this won’t work for everyone):
-Figure out when it’s the best time for you to write.
-Fap then write*
-Write anyway, allow yourself to write shitty stories, more often than not, the block is the fear of it being bad. That’s what editing is for.
-Seriously, drink coffee. It’s a writer’s best friend.
-Listen to music while writing.
*Unless you’re writing clop, listen to your boner.
Fucking all right. We should have another critique coming at some point, though I'm not sure when.
If you're still around, Dead Flurry Writer, can you post your response to my critique again? I'd love to address your follow-up questions when I get back from my weekend.
Mfw the thread died as soon as I wanted a critique of my work... if you can call it work that is...
http://pastebin.com/zH8CCs3e
