This is the story of a mare named Sharp Catalog who made a deal with less than trustworthy ponies and came out of it better than expected.Lewd is in progress
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>Ow.
>First thought in your head after a long night of sleep.
>Normally you at least took a little while to evaporate the fog of sleep, but today's awakening was like night and day.
>Currently, you're the little spoon to Fire, in a nice and sprawling king size bed.
>You've got a nice, dull headache running in the background too, already nagging.
>The two of you had shared a little cuddle after your ordeal, before you drifted off to sleep, and had been a nice way to end the night.
>From the window, a neat line of sunlight draws across the floor and bed, allowed through by the sliver of an opening between the curtains, drawn closed last night.
>Behind you, Fire snores away, hooves gently wrapped around your chest and one of his bottom legs drawn over yours, interlocking the two of you.
>While nice and warm in his grasp, you certainly don't remember that happening while you were awake.
>Not that you would have minded at the time, last night is still a bit of a blur.
>At the moment, the covers are drawn over you both, and you honestly feel rather nice in his grasp.
>Cuddles are almost always good.
>input action
>>26794256
Shift a little bit in his grasp to wake him up.
>>26794298
This. Pretend like you didn't mean to wake him though. Be slightly embarrassed. As soon as we can bring this to a natural end Kis will be our immediate next stop.
>>26794256
Thanks for ending the deadlock, by the way.
>>26794256
Time to get up.
SEASON SIX STARTS MARCH 26 AT 8 AM PDT/11 AM EDT/3 PM GMT/UTC!
Friendship is Magic #40 is still storytimed here!
>>26767627
Forever #26 (Shining Armor/Prince Blueblood) is storytimed here!
>>26790683
Princess Luna and the Festival of the Winter Moon still storytimed here!
>>26761981
So now it's been spring for a day - a pretty dramatic shift in Equestria, when but a few days prior there was still white as far as the eye could see. Now there's far more green and active animals about! Not that snow's not fun, but the seasonal changes of pace are always refreshing. It's almost a shame to start another week without more free time, but nothing's going anywhere in a hurry.
Though keeping an eye on the upcoming rain schedules is probably something to do. Hopefully the pegasi post them in a timely fashion.
>>26815841
Previous thread.
>filly
SEASON PREMIERE PROMO and season previews - last one is the first 1:47 of 601!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar9xLhMg5_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewqjZo7zcSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3h6lWSHcXA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPA-dqj8VTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-X52k3e6Qs
601 - The Crystalling Pt. 1:The Mane Six attend the Crystalling of Cadence and Shining Armor's new baby at the Crystal Empire; Twilight gets the chance to present Starlight with her first friendship lesson.
602 - The Crystalling Pt. 2:The Mane Six scramble to save the Crystal Empire from an eternal winter; Starlight struggles after the failed reunion with her old friend.
603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie:Rarity and Pinkie Pie are in Manehattan looking for an ideal location for Rarity's new store and searching for the perfect gift for Pinkie Pie's sister.
604 - On Your Marks:Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>colt
/mlp/ please combine your powers of autism to remove barneyfag
he's gone psychotic and is spamming and ruining threads that aren't even pony related
help
>>26811302
We've been trying for years. He has ascended beyond even the janitors and is now the most autistic being in the universe.
>>26811302
Just keep reporting the asshole, don't reply. It's sure to work eventually.
>>26811302
>spamming threads that aren't even pony related
We're having the same issue if you haven't noticed.
Canterlot Academy Quest.
>What is this
A cyoa based on a middle school filled with horses
>Pastebin?
http://pastebin.com/UCCXBkDw
>MC?
Björn Fåknåggett
>>26811091
>Last time
"Uh..."
>Struggling, you came to a joking response.
"Mind if you guys hook me up with some mares?"
>"Ugh. Whatever." they look with disgust, turning back around to face the announcer.
>Phew. Crisis averted.
>You continue to listen to the speech.
>Finally, after listening to the hour long entrance assembly you get to leave.
>Everyone exits out in to the halls.
Now
>Walking through the halls to your period one class, you see a slightly open door, light leaking out of it. On the door was a sign that was written "Private".
>You could hear the sound of what seemed like a can tinging inside from it.
>Take a peak?
>>26811091
Why doesn't he have a pony name?
>>26811177
>MC
>Björn Fåknåggett
>>26811091
So, you finally make it to Equestria. Except ponies are deathly allergic to your human germs and most die within hours of first contact. What do?
>>26810552
Well, go home I guess.
>>26810552
Hazmat suits for everypony!
Queue Opra.gif
>>26810552
Guess I'm wearing a hazmat suit for the rest of my life.
>"Hey Anon! If you beat me in a race, you can do anything you want to me. If you lose you have to have gay sex with Spike."
>>26809433
I'd lose on purpose
>>26809433
Sure thing.
>race starts
>don't move
>get to fuck spike's tight boipussy
>>26809433
Okay one, you know there is no way I could possibly beat you in a race without a major handicap
two, Would sex with spike be pedophilia. I'm all for a good bet, but I'd rather not go to prison over a dumb bet I could never win.
three,>rape
>Be you
>Replace Twilight Sparkle the moment she gets her cutie mark and take over her body
What do/
>>26808704
Masturbate.
>>26808704
>Be you
Who the fuck else would I be, you autist?
>>26808704
Make a little brother homonculus because i need a resilient test subject.
How are you going with your studies anon?
I hope you pass, remember what we discussed
We are through if you fail this semester
>>26808424
Twilight, I graduated 15 years ago.
>>26808424
>studies
What studies?
>>26808482
>>26808469
You think i accept THAT for an excuse? Get the FUCK out of my house
also applejack is worst pony. FACT
>>26808186
Nigga what the fuck
>>26808186
all earth ponies are worst ponies
>>26808186
>>26808199
Great thread op btw tbqh flim flam zam
>Princess Celestia is over 1000 years old
>Princess Luna is over 1000 years old
>Twilight is now a princess
So, how's it gonna feel when Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack and Pinkie are dead and Twilight has to keep living?
>>26807867
Don't worry. Twilight is already dead on the inside.
>>26807867
Nah Anon
Celestia and Luna are the only immortals here
Cadence and Twilight are just regulars alicorns.
So is the baby.
Twilight won't live forever.
>>26807867
I'm not convinced she was made immortal
I remember back in the good old days when you could reference a meme in public an no one knew what you were talking about. Nowadays if I go out and say "I want to cum inside rainbow dash" everyone will reply " I want princess celestia to pee in my mouth".
>reference a meme in public
DUMB fRoGpOsTeR
>"Howdy, neighbor!"
"Hey there, Fred. I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash!"
>"Haha! Good one, Tommy. I want Princess Celestia to pee in my mouth!"
"Darn, even my barber is in on the memes!"
>none of the writers who worked on S1-2 have anything to do with Season 6
What exactly is there to be excited for? We're entering the zombie years
I mean just fuck Cindy Morrow, right? Or the director who has been on the show since the start? Or the new writer that used to work for Hasbro Studios?
You know what they say about shit. Sometimes nice things grow out of it.
>>26807170
Yeah. Like the new spongebob after the original creator left.
haha hors benis :DDDDD
>>26805641
Kill yourself.
>>26805641
ebin thread xDDDDDDDD
hahhaha hors
benis :DDDDDDDD
>>26806899
Cheq'd
I'm the fag who start with this shitty wave of eqg abuse edits. Ask me anything.
Also: waifu abuse thread!
>>26805568
Do you like EqG ironically?
>>26805578
Yes, I love that teens.
>>26805568
I think these edits are great and fuck the assholes on Derpibooru that down vote these edits.
when did you last cum?
About 12 hours ago
>>26804774
yesterday
>>26804774
in your mom
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