>"Will it be the usual, Mister Anonymous?"
Your eyes are close together.
>>26792494
I honestly can't stop laughing
>>26792379
>"Wirr it a be a usurl, Mista Anonymoss?"
What is everypony's least favorite episode?
pic related
>>26792254
Faggot.
>>26792260
why?
>>26792254
Any CmC episode besides Crusaders of the Lost Mark
Sup /mlp/. Have you ever accidentally used pone-speak (everypony/hoof/mane/mare) while talking to somebody in real life? How cringy was it? I don't personally have any stories on the subject, unless you count calling your gf your waifu's name on accident, but the thought of the question and the stories that may come out of it amuses me.
Also cringe thread.
>>26792176
>talking to rl people
who the fuck do you think i am?
>>26792176
I haven't but people I spoke to at cons do. I cringe internally every time.
Hy YOU What are you doing right now besides lurking on /mlp/ ?
>>26791495
Wondering why my ass hurts
Reading over my lines, since I have to speak them on stage (again) tonight.
>>26791495
Just finished re-watching S3. Starting S4 in a bit.
SIX "MAIN" CHARACTERS
MOAR LIKE "MANE" SIX AMIRITE
>>26790805
mods pls sticky
>>26790805
MOAR LIKE ONE MANE CHARACTER
I know, the chart is wrong since Cadance was adopted and Blueblood is her cousin...
Point is, considering those two are NEPHEWS of Celestia and Luna, does that mean there was another sister/brother we don't know about?
>>26790789
What could the third princess even be?
Princess of the Earth?
>>26790821
well, we already have a third princess remember?
>>26790789
She's dead now.
Which one is supreme?
FlutterDash or FlutterCord?
>>26790017
Fluttercord is shit but it works with what the canon is currently giving us, flutterdash is shit cause we all know Rainbow Dash belongs withAJ and Rarara.
>>26790017
Shipping is cancer
>>26790051
This guy knows.
8 days till Flurrygeddon
"You did this, all of it!"
>"No, you did."
>>26789940
I for one welcome our new big winged overlord.
>>26789940
>OC tier father
>OC tier mother
>OC tier daughter
>OC tier race that got enslaved by OC tier villain
When will they finally nuke the Crystal Empire?
>"You want to attend our band practice? It would just be you and us girls."
>"Anon, you should know that that's not a good idea."
>"Well, you know how human males can be."
>"What? Why are you mad? I read extensively on the disrespectful and predatory attitude human males have toward human females on Rarity's personal computer machine."
>"Anon you're doing it right now!"
>>26789001
Who are you talking to, Twilight? Anon's been dead for 2 years.
>>26789001
"Twilight, you can't believe everything you read on the internet. I mean, there's these stupid ads that say you can win a free computer just for punching a gnome, and that's obviously-"
>"Oh yeah, I punched that gnome hundreds of times! Well, after Rarity got mad at me for actually punching her monitor."
"...on second thought, I'll just see myself out."
>>26789001
Don't worry Twi, I'm gay so it's all good
>Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash are in a playful mood
>They see this
What do they do?
>>26788583
Leave.
>>26788583
Dash would try to pull her out, because they are friends again.
Pinkie would pretend she was pushing but instead be playing butt bongos.
>>26788583
Oh, this thread again because you didn't get what you wanted. If you're wanting something specific from a bad prompt, best write it yourself.
They would walk away. The end.
Remember when we thought nightmare moon's magic symbiote thing was going to corrupt each of the mane6? Good times.
>>26788527
Well I mean, it happened to ONE of them...
>>26788585
Albeit that was in a shitty comic book.
>>26788527
Did she even have that bullshit nightmare forces stuff in the show.
In the wake of recent events, a special investigative unit of the United States Department of Defense, working in conjunction with the Central Intelligence Agency, is sent to Canterlot High to root out "causative factors of unidentified high-energy emissions readings that may or may not pose significant risks to national security."
Good luck, Commander.
I don't know where canterlot high was but cia is forbidden to work on American soil. DoD is pure shit and should feel ashamed of themselves.
One month after Scilight
>satellite data indicates that areas of higher emission seem to be concentrated around the local high school
>data from CIA drone indicate that unidentified forces are concentrated about a statue in front of the school
>report findings to superiors
>24 hr survaillance is ordered
>due to classified nature of the case, no warrant is necessary
>school uses wireless CCTV monitoring system hooked up to the districts intranet via an HDD drive on a computer in the office
>look into it, used to store recordings on a larger HDD at the distric office
>jackpot.jpg
>request NSA turn over all duplicated recordings sent from the IP address of the office computer.
>granted
That is the lamest pet ever and that is the dumbest name for a pet ever.
>>26788310
I agree. Glad it's not canon.
You have shit taste
>>26788429
>So said the reddit faggot who can't even punctuate his sentences.
Reminder that this happened
>>26787167
I don't know if I have a slowpoke slow enough for this.
>>26787205
I said REMINDER, not WOW GUYS CHECK THIS OUT
>>26787205
holy shit, why don't i have this in my filly funtasia folder!
Why isn't she real anon? I wanna snuggle with her soo badly! ;_;
>>26786735
She's too pure for this world. I would corrupt her one fetish at a time.
>>26786735
My thoughts everyday.
