>"Hey Anon, do you want to get drunk with me because i am a relatable guy with personal problems?"
>>26700642
Sure, bring a cold one
Better yet, a six-pack
>>26700642
I have weed if you want to smoke later with me little bro.
>>26700642
I like to think this story fits into this thread. It's about Spike sneezing and accidentally sending a porn mag to Celestia. Good quick read.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/319248/oh-crap-oh-crap-oh-crap-oh-crap
onii-chan~
>>26699723
AWWWWWW SHIT
NOW YOU FUCKED UP
>>26699723
NOW YOU FUCKED UP!
NOW YOU FUCKED UP!
NOW YOU FUCKED UP!
NOW YOU FUCKED UP!
YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW!
NOW YOU FUCKED UP!
>>26699723
Please don't encourage rape. I'm trying to be a good person
http://sethisto.deviantart.com/art/Training-Ground-19-Almost-Corrupt-Marble-Pie-595373298
holy fuck. That first comment. Why is EQD full of so many prudish retards?
Also seth is almost to the point of drawing porn.
>>26699543
Hope someone does a nude edit.
>Seth is a drawfag now
Well, what do you know, good for him.Porn real fucking soon, I reckon.
You know the drill. Last action is here
Sickle bro grabs his tool again and goes out for food. He gets enough to keep everyone happy, but the supply is depleted again by the end of things. One of the females goes out to explore, finding a tree with fruit on it! She grabs some to take back, knowing it isn't poisonous thanks to the herbalist thing. The tree is now barren. The shaman mare tells a story about an ancient king named Caesar who had led his tribe of dogs to being one of the greatest ancient civilizations. The two males that had listened feel like they could do anything. There are also some weird plants growing nearby that are identified as medicinal. They also could be drugs if you wanted to eat them.
The Tribe is situated in a nice area in the Zebrica plains. Some wild grass grows in many directions around the area, but there seems to be a path trampled through it that leads to the spring.
Population: Four males, two females
Special: One shaman
Army: No soldiers, but the sickle might help
Infrastructure: Does a firepit count?
Tech: Herbalists
Food: 1 food stockpiled. Consumes 2 per turn.
Morale: Everyone is pretty happy
Relations: N/A for now
A. Pick the herbs for later use
B. Harvest some grasses for food
C. Reproduce
D. Explore some more
E. Eat the herbs because drugs
F. Other action (suggest)
b
>>26698942
Other. Grab all herbs, put tips in fire. Smoke the joint with tribe. Starve to death.
>>26698942
Harvest grasses for food
Hello, /mlp, my new wacom intuos pro just came in, and i was eager to try it out, so I came here. I'm looking to ideas to start practicing with, so post away!
>>26698472
The fuck is that? Some new drawing thing?
Do Nyx.
>>26698472
Draw a morgan freeman pone
Yeah I had to google what that was
Will you genuine faggots take a break from all greentext faggot erotica already and actually make a thread that is show related in some way?
What books can you find in Equestria?
How many books has Twilight read?
How does she learn magic from books?
What is hidden in the Everfree Forest?
Why the fuck doesn't Twilight ditch these losers which have made her too soft and then go with a superior group of friends which are actually friendly and civil.
>>26698265
We will as soon as you stop being a faggot.
>>26698265
I thought they were all dead in the thumbnail and felt sad.
>>26698286
I'm not the one fapping to Anon's Twilight Saga. Faggot.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed...
She was looking kinda dumb with a finger and a thumb in the shape of an L in her forehead...
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
To all of you faggots with OCs.
Do you picture them with canon characters, other peoples OCs, or by some decision you created an OC to pair with your OC.If its the last choice, well that's kinda sad.
>Not dating your own OC
Fucking casual mate.
>>26698174
Me any my girlfriend have OC's but we don't pair them, not really, because hers isstraightwhich is funny because we'relesbians
Nope, they just exist.
"B-back off! I-I have a black belt! and...I'm not afraid to use it!"
>>26697825
Well I don't see any belt around that skirt of yours, so it's easier to slip off~
>>26697825
I think you've belted me enough for one lifetime.
>>26697882
>Fluttershy belting me
oh god yes.
>"You've been in there for quite a while, Anon. Are you alright?"
>>26697283
"....How the fuck do these three seashells work?"
>>26697283
"Yeah, uh, I can't find any toilet paper, do you have any?"
>"Why would I have toilet paper, Anon?"
>Oh, right. Horses.
>It was then that Cruz revealed he too had a favourite pony. “I have two daughters, and they love Twilight,” Cruz says, before adding, with a grin: “My favorite, though, is Applejack. I just think she’s funny.”
Mah Nig
>>26697145
[citation needed]
Background pony for background candidate
>>26697145
>Revealing your power level
He's gone full autist
>that feel when someone starts a cyoa
>that feel when the creator never ends the story
Post names of the cyoa ops you miss
>>26696908
Aw shit nigga you's in ponyville
Come back Ratpiss!
>>26696908
You OP... I miss you.. I know it's what you're looking for.
>>26696908
I miss cyborg cyoa
>W-Why did you eat my tacos, Anon? I hate you!
>hunger
How is this mlp related?
Let's play a game of creativity.
What will happen next, /mlp/?
It'll get cancelled.
>>26695305
Nyx kicked their asses.
>>26695305
Sirens out of nowhere.
My face when G3 is a better series because it's a fun cutesy show without any non-fun memetic brony parody in it.
There are people in this board right now who believe parodies are fun. Even the lame boring stupid crude tasteless ones.
>>26695117
>cutesy
The very thing Faust wanted to avoid.
And she was damn right
Only problem with G3 was that nothing was happening in the fucking episode. The characters were static. And the voices were jarring to the ears.
>>26695117
4>1>3>2
Period.
