>Dance with me Anon!
>>26417802
>T-thank you..,you too
>>26417802
Take your goddamn skirt off already!
Which character deserves to have their own spin-off?Hard mode: no rainbow dash or pinkie pie
>>26416709
Nyx
Sunset Shimmer
>>26416709
Twilight Sparkle
![therapist_sparkle_by_junkiesnewb-d4dd0x3[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/x7alrDN.png "therapist sparkle by junkiesnewb-d4dd0x3[1]")
>"Tell me all about your problems, anon."
>"I'm a trained professional."
Well...
I likeponies.
>>26416471
We have a confession thread already.
>>26410223
>>26416471
You see, I really want to rape my therapist but I'm scared because she's apparently freakishly strong with magic and has ties that go all the way to the top.
Why is she so perfect?
>>26415649
Because she is ant sized
>>26415649
she is stuffed with my bone
Hagwarders FTW
>The last thread: http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26393282
>Our Stupendous Writers:
Kassaz - On a Break
Nasseau
Regidar
Vexd
Flutterpriest
>Our Dynamic Artists:
Dolly - MIA
Twizzle
Patch - In College
Seenty
mlp-pregnancy-is-magic
This is the pregnancy general. All things motherly, fetal, and uterine are welcome.
Come here for the general's stories, archives, and the like:
http://pastebin.com/u/MLP-Pregnancy
http://pastebin.com/u/MLP-PregnancyV2
Good pregnancy stories from elsewhere:
http://pastebin.com/iFmvc0r0
Contact info of our contributors:
http://pastebin.com/TzmGf039
Last, but not least, here are some CYOAs:
Continuation of `Of Colts and Foals'
https://ml.ponychan.net/anon/res/427079.html
Purple Pony's Peculiar Pregnancy
https://mlpchan.net/anon/res/451538.html
Any good fluttershy stories?
Haven't been on /mlp[/ for a while.
>>26415570
Sadly no green text recently. Most of our writers ran off and we haven't had any new blood for a while.
>americlaps will never be allowed this delicacy
>now with ponies
Sucks to be you I guess.
>>26414905
you gonna need eat all these eggs
>>26414905
you will get the shitty rings...
>>26414923
rings are rare like fluttershy
How can MLP ever compete?
>>26414797
Shut up already, fuck.
>>26414803
Please post a sexier mage of Applebloom next time.
You heard it...
>>26414530
Aw shucks, was hoping they would turn it into a porno
>>26414530
But I'm a little girl, Anon.
>>26414530
topkek
>Anon, thank Celestia! We need your help!
>I-is that Anon? I can't see...
>It is! See, I told you two we could get to someone!
>Thank Celestia, you two ah heavy...
>>26413891
Wtf anon
>>26413891
"Did you fucking touch my nanites?"
>The Crystal Empire
>Empire
>Barely the size of a village
>>26413737
>every space of an empire should be covered in buildings
you are a moron and you should feel bad
>>26413743
So what are the rest of the Crystal Empire domains?
The scale of Equestria is miniscule to say the least. Canterlot, the fucking capital city, is tiny as shit and probably has a population of a couple hundred at absolute best, Ponyville too. Others, like Appleloosa and Dodge Junction are in the dozens, with Manehattan being the only one that could realistically break a thousand or two, which by our standards is still a bumfuck nowhere village. The ENTIRE pony population might not even be in the millions.
> Flutterfags are usually fat autistic neckbeards
> Pinkiefags are normie retards
> Dashfags are the fags and dykes
> Applefags are the least interesting people on the planet
> Rarefags are self absorbed assholes
> Twifags are well adjusted individuals with a healthy social life and a productive academic life. Usually not a virgin
Please post a sexier image of Twilight Sparkle next time.
>>26412799
she's so photogenic
Comic #39 is out on iTunes.
Previous comics can be found here:
https://yp1.yayponies.no/book.php
Thanks for these as always. Looking forward to seeing how this one ends.
Howdy, partner!
What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
~~~~~
>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
~~~~~
Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.
If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.
If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.
If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.
Thread 123 raise this barn raise this-sorry, force of habit.
>>26411050
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Here is full archive of the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack
Curious what happened last time, or just wanna know what happens during an active thread?
Check out the previous thread here:https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26346142
You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki
Confused about when a character first showed up or who they are? Want to know when an arc started?
Check out character notes and details here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650
We have begun working on a big project to fix up old stories and make this crazy world more coherent and accessible to new readers who don't like the thread format.
Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing
And finally, while most of the thread is very much clop free, we have a pastebin in case you're feeling a little more naughty with your writing, find it here. http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessAJAfterDark please upload any like it to a pastebin so they can be added out of thread.
And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!
Tell me what /mlp/ is all about in 5 words.
>>26409790
>I want to cum inside...
>>26409818
/thread
ITT: rapidly writing a new op while the old thread is on page 10, and wanting to write a collab with all your circlejerking buddies, until you realize that everyone who isn't you is a goddamned autistic fucktard.
Tired of the same old 'Human goes to Equestria to fuck his herd of underage waifus' formula? Burnt out after reading that Fallout crossover? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!
Introducing, the FiM-Fiction Starter Kit (list of winners):
http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png
List of nominees by category:
http://mlp-fanfics.herokuapp.com/
>Need a dead writing prompt which was last updated 6 months ago?:
http://autismwhinnies.tumblr.com/
>how do I write fanfiction?
http://eznguide.neocities.org/
>Riffs & Reviews:
http://pastebin.com/u/notkickass222urmom
>Voiceguy's readings:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt68MpmvEketmqOdHncHI2w
>Prompt of the Week: Pedophilia in Equestria
Do you want critique on your story? Post it on Google Docs with inline comments enabled.
Old thread: >>26348195
That's a pretty shitty recap, m8.
>>26409700
did anything happen in the old thread that wasnt related to shared fucktardery? because I couldnt think of anything.
and the other thread is on page 10. wanted to post the link to the new thread before that one died so I was in something of a rush
>>26409732
A couple of things, but they were buried under the collab discussion.
Also, this:
http://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit/
It should be up in the OP.
