Who is Best Pony?
trixie
>>26111459
Go to bed
>>26111442
Why did you post a giddy Wojak? He has nothing to do with your question.
Hey /mlp/, how long did you resist clop for? Me, i was able to go half a year before i succumbed. Longest six months of my life. pic unrelated.
>>26110933
About 5 years now.
Ponies are cute, like animals combined with children. Even when they try to be sexy, it is like a little child flirting with you. They're just cute, and they always will be.
>>26110965
Do you not even feel the attraction?
>>26110933
A straight year. It got to a point where the curiosity got the better of me and for the first time I felt ashamed. Like I defiled something so pure in myself that I would never get back. Then a couple months later it stopped feeling weird because in the end I was just playing with myself.
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash
not again
>>26110823
See, this is why you never get any replies on your threads.
>>26110823
Op here: Shitposting is what 4chan is all about.
>The amount of attention my waifu gets is limited to a single thread posted on Tuesday that has a pathetic amount of people in it compared to every other character-specific thread.
>Almost nobody posts any other threads involving her, although that may work in my favor, seeing as my kind isn't seen as absolute cancer, unlike Shimmerfags and Glimmerfags who shitpost almost religiously.
>My kind's one claim to fame is a massive faggot who makes me and everyone else who likes the same pony look bad, meaning I have to deal with bed jokes if I even IMPLY I like her.
>The same faggot who made my kind look bad is now a Maudfag, and nobody tells Maudfags to go to bed. He's an unfaithful fuck, to boot.
>She will never appear in the cartoon proper again, and is doomed to only reappear in those horrifically shitty spinoff movies featuring mutant "humans".>Everyone always ships her with that purple mary sue fuck I actively despise. ALWAYS.
>As the fanbase of MLP dwindles, none of this will change, and will probably only get worse.
Being a Trixiefag is suffering.
>twilight is a mary sue
Nice meme.
Also pic related.
>>26110590
It could be worse, you could be a sunfag.
>>26110637
...Oh, yeah.
Celestia getting virtually no attention past S3 must suck.
Guys... I've been dumped by my significant other of two years.
Pls post pone
>>26110563
sure anon
>>26110563
Isn't that what already happened.
>"Anon, I'm thinking about writing a book of my own."
>>26110550
No one likes your clopfics, Twilight
>>26110550
>"let me guess: its fanfiction."
>>26110565
... I do
Previous Thread
>>26089797
Previously on Wander Quest...
>Wood Spire the Earth pony wants to go on an adventure.
>With his nature magic and two best friends prepare to go on an adventure.
>Spire gets a the timberpony Woodsy as his loyal companion.
>Meanwhile up north the Crystal Pony, Tourmaline Tourney the Jouster.
>Finds herself in a cave system and tries to find her way out.
>After finding a tunnel through a trap door she finally reached an exit.
>Now we return to the Quest...
(1/2)
>>26109484
>Hopping down from the hole onto the cobblestone path you start to going down it.
>You admire the clear blue sky alongside the fluffy white clouds.
>They're just like the patches of snow melting on the ground revealing grass and plants.
>The little mountain flowers beside the road had many different hues and pleasant smell to boot.
>The purple ones remind you of the Crystal berries back at the empire.
>After a while or so and crossing a stonework bridge you start to see a few signs of civilization.
>A Town could be seen off in the distance nestled by something blue past it beyond the town.
>There was a Farm and a tall looking building away from the rest of the town proper as well.
>A Temple maybe?
>You hope they like travelers?
>>26109642
visit the farm. They can tell us things about the town.
>>26109902
>You went off the main road onto a dirt path leading to the farmhouse.
>You see them growing crops such as wheat, potatoes, and some leeks as well.
>A bunch of chickens were also clucking about pecking at the ground and cawing around.
>One black chicken in particular was following behind you as you approached the house.
>After knocking on the wooden door you waited until the door was opened.
>It was an older mare obviously getting on in years, evident by the crows feet and the wrinkles etched across her face.
>"Alright Missy, what can I do for a sparkly mare like you, I haven't all day, I've got to tend my crops in a few"?
What the fuck is a nyx?
>>26109369
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyx
>>26109369
The favored OC of cocksucking faggots everywhere.
>>26109369
acute
How accurate is this
Completely accurate tbqh.
>>26109328
This is too much work, I don't even know where to begin, so here's a free (You) and a cute shimmy for you instead. Godspeed you massive faggot.
/mlp/'s only pick for 2016...
If you disagree- get the fuck out.
>>26109132
>>26109132
>Implying we're all murrkans
>>26109138
That isn't Bernie Sanders
Is just me or are there more newfriends than usual on /mlp/?
>>26108952
yes
>>26108952
I've noticed as well. Hopefully they'll get bored eventually and go away
I think it was because of thr thread of that one guy drawing a comic.
Apparently it was linked on EqD. That's also why they're so shitposty.
>Spike likes ice cream
>He can eat something made with dairy products with no ill effects other than when he eats too much
MLP dragons breast feed confirmed?
>>26108840
Remember when Spike said "Let future Spike worry about it?" they never showed Spike worrying about it, but adverse effects of ice cream did kick in around at night.
>>26108862
>adverse effects of ice cream
You forgot to include the words "too much" in between "of" and "ice cream".
>>26108840
Ice cream is actually made out of stallion semen in Equestria since there's an abundance of it and they couldn't figure out how to get rid of it all.
>"H-Hi sir..."
>"Would you like some cookies?"
>>26108800
>rape
>>26108800
NO!
>>26108800
"What flavors do you have?"
>"Go on, Carrot, mount me~"
>"Fill this pie up!"
>"Mrs. Cake never has to know."
>>26108247
Instructions weren't clear enough.
Got my "carrot" stuck into a void.
>>26108247
"Yeah, but what would Angua say if I came home smelling of cotton candy?"
>>26108247
>Carrot rips his head off
>It's Pinkie Pie!
>Pinkie Pie screams.
>She bats and tries to pry her head off.
>It was Mrs. Cake all along!
>Pinkie laughs as Carrot Cake hops out of the closet, air horns blasting.
>"OHHHH! We fucking GOT YOU!"
>Pinkie laughs as Mrs. Cake looks utterly last.
>"It was just a prank! Mr. Cake wouldn't fuck me!"
>Pinkie Pie points to a stallion who has walked in.
>"He's GAY!"
>The three ponies continue to laugh.
>Carrot goes down to suck the random stallion off.
>"Ish jush a prank, yo!"
This is the girliest piece of shit I've ever seen.
>>26108022
This needs to be shopped into an image of the Titanic sinking
>>26108022
>they hate princess celestia so much that replaced her with a swan
>>26108022
>Watches show for little girls
>Doesn't expect girly shit
Yeah anon, I am sure Princesses are manly as fuck.
