>It is currently the Era of Butterfly, a time for great prosperity for ponykind in their new home, Equestria. It’s also a time of conflict where pony fights pony. But of course, according to the rules that were set, only if they’re both mercenaries. And if you break that rule then you get no marshmallows when camping. Forever!
>You are Fountain Splash, although your friends call you Splashy, a filly that’salmost14 years old. You are a master of water related spells and that has allowed you to join a mercenary group called Band of the Bunny. There you met a lot of ponies, made a few friends, trained, ate a tasty dessert, learned about your mission and then you MET YOUR NEW BESTIE, Thermocline. But that’s a long name, so you call her Thermie or Thermos. She’s a pegasus filly that’s a bit older than you, oh and she’s really nice and is good at painting on things and it’s nice to cuddle with her and you trained together but you totally beat her even though she was cheating but then she apologized and you took a bath together and stuff.
>After that you had to gather your things, because the mercenaries were moving out. You ended up riding in a cart, together with your best friend, which later resulted in you taking a nap because the cart was filled with pillows and blankets.
>Once you woke up and kiiiiinda soaked Thermie, who you were snuggling with, you both decided to go for a flight during which you were surprise attacked by someone! You escaped, alerted the whole mercenary convoy to the ambush and then, after a rather confusing conversation, you went together with the search party to find whoever attacked you.
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>After you got to the place where you both practiced your INCREDIBLY COOL team attacks you found the search party looking for the ambushers. After you heard some noises, together with Thermos, you decided to check, instead of seeing why somepony was calling for a medic, who was it that was quietly saying ‘Polo’ in response to the ‘Marco!’ that somepony from the search party was shouting. The two of you went through some bushes and under some branches and, following the louder and louder sounds, rather quickly you came to the source of the noise.
>It’s a small earthpony colt that has a sunny coat and a cream colored mane with some twigs in it. There are also two dark smudges under his eyes, made with some kind of paint and two belts across his chest, with a lot of water balloons hanging from them. And they seem to be a bit of a problem for him, since he’s hanging high above the ground, with the part of those belts that was going over his back stuck on a high branch of a tree.
>Once he notices that you’re there you can see terror in his eyes. ”Oh no! They found me!” He shouts to himself “You’ll never take me without a fight!” his expression quickly turns to a determined one. And then an embarrassed one as he fumbles trying to reach for the projectiles hanging on his chest “Just… give me… a second and I’ll get you soaked!”
>Now, what shall you do with this dangerous foe?
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>>26086566
Give him a light squirt and tell him there's more where that came from if he doesn't surrender.
>>26086566
Hydro pump!
>ITT: Pictures like this
Requesting AJ while we're at it.
Here, have fun: both the good and the bad side
https://derpiboo.ru/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=doing+*
Also, this for some reason struck me, and I'm not even a Trixiefag
1/4
>I said I don't need your help! I'm fine on my own!
Look, your pants aren't even sparkling anymore.
You NEED to see a doctor.
>>26085792
>it's not a phase
>be new years
>whole family over to celebrate with a barbecue
>be me
>ponysexual 22 year old man child who should have moved out ages ago
>6 gigs of pony porn on my phone because i thought I didn't give a fuck, and clopping at the computer sucks. Wallpaper is pic related.
>no password when i'm at home because typing it every time is annoying
>forget my phone in the kitchen after leaving my cave and scrounging for burgers and stuff
>hear groans and then silence among the nonstop laughter from the party through the wall, figure someone made a shitty joke and continue typing away in my neet horse chat room
>hear footsteps stomping toward my room
>knocks followed by "WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF BESTIALITY ON YOUR PHONE ANON?"
>entire family thought it would be hilarious to see who texts me and what pictures I take
>entire family got a face full of crotchtits and pony vag.
My parents are still confused and worried wanting me to seek therapy, my cousins, aunts and uncles all think I'm a sick fuck, and my grandmother thought it was hilarious. How do I convince them not to set me up with some shrink and waste a bunch of money?
>>26085762
show them the community of horsefuckers that you come from. maybe then they wouldn't think it is so weird.
>>26085762
>6 gigs of porn
>on a non-password protected, non-biometric ally locked mobile device
Nobody is that retarded. Nice b8 though OP.
You're so full of shit.
>Another General. What about now?
Well, unlike /mlp/ Plays, we focus on all artists and DJs, as well as the appreciation of different kinds of music.
>Is this just limited to the genres of the two music horses?
No, all music is welcome here, undefinable, glitchstep, even hip hop, to even Rock and Roll, to the rashest of Classical. here, we hope to have it all shared in appreciation of the second language that is, Music.
Here we hope all artists and producers, musicians, DJs, and even vocalists and remixers.
We also hope to help those who aspire to be artists get into the game of music, and let each and every one of you aspire
>What if I have no instrument blah blah blah.
Either buy an instrument, or buy a program to emulate it with all the plug ins. If you don't want to endure the pains, you don't need to be here.
Without further ado, let the thread be bumped!
So come in, shitpost, share tastes, and give advice.
Bampu
>>26085667
guitarfag standing by
>>26085818
No need for names, we're still Anons until we have content.
Which character(s) would you see a spinoff of?
>>26085454
>First years of Celestia's life after Luna's banishment
>>26085454
adult CMC and friends
>>26085454
Why is sunshit there
It's come to my attention that we haven't sung anything together. /a/ has sung everything from "Guren no Yumiya" to "Cruel Angel's Thesis" and /v/ has sung everything from "Rules of Nature" to "Still Alive"
Time we sung something too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZk8BOBwLRA
/mlp/ had sung a lot of the songs from the show, newfag
>>26085405
Links or it didn't happen
https://youtu.be/YZlo3n4wVO0
Any of you experienced cloppers have any suggestions for music to clop to?
>>26085198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3V2GLN_moc
This
>>26085233
>>26085198
>music to clop to
>"Comrade Glimmer is not really comrade."
>"She is big liar. She say she want equality, but is lying through teeth."
>"She care more for shitposting and having power trips."
>"She sit with small ugly black foal and bacon haired monkey and make shitpost all day."
>"Is big attention whore. Is one step away from being pig-disgusting namefag."
>"Being attention whore is opposite of wanting equality. We should send her to gulag."
>>26085186
You're just mad you got replaced as the resident communist horse.
>>26085186
who the fuck is this
/mlp/, I have a secret:My Little Pony exists to sell toys to little girls
>>26084851
Dude, that's fucked up.
You give buttplugs to your daughters?
>>26084851
This isn't news to us. Go to ponychan, you might get a better reaction out of them, pretty sure that's all you're after you fucking autist.
>>26084859
>kek
/mlp/, before you is a button. Should you press it, an irreversible event shall occur.
This button has the power to bring you back to a perpetual 2012. Your world and life will be as it was in the high time of that year. Every experience you had, every person you met after that year will essentially be erased, but you will retain the memory of them. This board and the show will be in its prime. Time will not elapse; the year 2012 will never end. You will be there, living a consistent life, in a sort of pony purgatory. This board will be in it's prime and consistently update with fresh material and ponies. You could live there forever, medicated by the ponies you love and companioned by the Anon's you love to hate. The year shall never end, and nor shall the golden times. Unaltered, unchanging.
So. Do you press the button, /mlp/? Or do you accept your present and your uncertain future?
>>26084547
Make that 2010 for me, or no deal.
>>26084547
Fuck no. What a shitty button.
>>26084565
>Faggot that joined the fandom after 2012 detected
>"Hey anon, lets bomb ISIS!!!"
>>26084456
Fuck off back to your containment thread.
>>26084456
That's the most agreeable thing you've said all day, nazi horse.
>>26084456
Sure. Afterwards, you could stop shoving your special little nazi OC down everyone's throats.
>Mr. Anon, how do I get Scootaloo to like me?
>>26084233
>rape
You need protein. Lead paint chips has a lot of that
How do I get off the ride Anon?
>>26083967
It is impossible.
Even if you kill self, you will probably just resurrect and be addicted to another ride.
>>26083984
There are other rides?
Will we get a movie tie-in video game, /mlp/?
>>26083957
You just have expanded my world with opportunities.
>>26083957
If we do, it'll probably suck like most games based off movies. Don't expect Goldeneye or even Toy Story 2 quality.
>>26084007
isn't there any hope, anon?
