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In Equestria they have a cuddle center that you can sign up for.
It's basically a government run program that lets you cuddle with a mare.
You can't touch the mare in her genital area without her consent, and you also can't harm her without her consent.
If you non-consensually harm her or sexually violate her you'll be banned from using the service completely.
However if you're nice it's a free service that allows you to cuddle with one mare every single night, potentially forever, and you can request different mares if you...
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>>26105170
Das cyoot.
Where do I sign?
>>26105170
Can I brushy?
Anon, are you real?
Am I real?
>>26104087
Yes and no.
>>26104087
Celly, please don't give me existential crises so early in the morning. It gives me massive headaches.
>>26104087
how can we be real if our eyes aren't real
Let's sing a song /mlp/.
I've...
>>26103037
sucked
Sucked
Got
Why isn't there any mention in the fandom of Fluttershy being an Otaku/Weeaboo? Did everyone just somehow forget about this?
>>26102761
You know, I saw that but it didn't register to me. I'm going back to watch that episode again just for that.
>>26102761
I didn't. People just don't mention it because being triggered by animus on an Ethiopian competitive-eating imageboard is the dopest meme ever.
Also Utena a best. I'm glad the artists realized that.
>>26102761
It HAS been brought up before; but not gone anywhere. Discussions go no where beyond pointing out the referenced characters. Seems DHX really inserted a detail the Fandom cannot spin head cannons out of.
>Anon I need your help
>I've made some really scary people very angry
>>26100678
No mames, they're gonna kidnap Angel and mail you his body parts.
>people
>>26100678
I ain't senor saveaho, puta.
Threads aren’t allowed to last more than two days edition.
>Oh look, another text-based CYOA, what's with this one?
Glad you asked.
Welcome to Super Pony, a CYOA taking place in Maretropolis, a city where the forces of good and evil are at a constant struggle.
You play as Easy Ride, also known as Road Rage, and this is your quest to get back at Boomerang for sending you to prison and subsequently ruining your life.
Catch up on this and other CYOAs here:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/capeshit
Inventory:...
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>>26100182
>You figure that since his face is closer to the source of his magic, it’s probably more difficult to turn.
>Maybe if you tried a little harder, you could glass that over too.
>Before that, you decide that it’s time to do what every good villain needs to do when she wins.
>Gloat.
>Releasing your embrace, you position yourself in front of the decorative super...
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>>26100190
Oh come on Quicky, don't be like that. It was a good fight, really!
Er, by the way, that glass isn't permanent right?
You're not stuck like that forever are you?
>>26100190
So big guy what do you eat?
>It is currently the Era of Butterfly, a time for great prosperity for ponykind in their new home, Equestria. It’s also a time of conflict where pony fights pony. But of course, according to the rules that were set, only if they’re both mercenaries. And if you break that rule then you get no marshmallows when camping. Forever!
>You are Fountain Splash, although your friends call you Splashy, a filly that’salmost14 years old.
>You are a master of water related spells and that...
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>”So, let’s start. What is your name?” Asks the stallion while his partner takes out a notepad and start writing.
>”Sunny Day, mister…?”
>”My name is not important”
>”Notim Portant?” Sunny asks and tilts his head to side
>The stallion groans loudly “Yes, yes it is. Let’s just continue. You’re part of a group that works for Silver Diadem, is that correct?”
>”Uhuh!...
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>>26099861
It's possible they fell back to get a better ambush position. They're probably on the road waiting for us further down.
>>26099891
This
We can search on the sides of the road so they cant ambush us again
She has amazing face animations.
She's an amazing pony.
>>26099594
That's true.
>>26099574
>>26099594
Both undeniable facts.
>"I GOT MY FIRST ERECTION TODAY ANON!"
>>26098604show me
>>26098611
this
>>26098604
Good for you.
Want a beer?
Okay, I know people like to shitpost with Sunset Shimmer and that they aren't genuinely her fans. But I have a question for her actual, legitimate fans who seem to love her so much:
Why?
Whenever I look at her character I just see a "diet" Twilight that has incredibly stock goals and I struggle immensely trying to pity her. I can never get over the fact that she absolutely deserves her "punishment" and that she was an arrogant, stupid child that would have been an alicorn princess by now if she hadn't left.
I don't see...
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>>26097797
>that pic
>"Just get in the fucking robot, Anon."
>>26097797
She was, as you put it, "an arrogant, stupid child", and she has to live with that forever. There is something appealing about the penitent former villain.
Plus she's an alto and her voice is sexy.
She can't even math properly, and they call her a winner and clap at her for trying.
She's a canon retard.
>"Hey, Nonny!"
>"Could you scratch my back?"
>"Pretty please with whipped cream and butterscotch on top?"
Talking to your imaginary friends again Pinkie?
What happened this time.
>>26097594
>butterscotch on top
Alright, slut. I get your male Fluttershy to mount you.
>>26097622>"But he's real!>"...I swear..."
Cancer
She looks a little crabby to me.
>>26097479
I'd shoot a load in that face.
>>26097479
Horological ponies now
>"Hey FemAnon, look what you win! You wanna trade it in now...?
>>26096579
Human spit is so corrosive I would burn off half your face, dragon or not.
>>26096579
God damn it. I wanted a coupon for one free dragon dicking.
>>26096579
That's rape.
Pone is now poneball
Am rectangular prism now.
we pone shapes now?
Twilight Spherkle.
>"Private Anonymous, I have received several reports of inappropriate behavior unbecoming of your position in the Guard. I suggest you clean up your act if you do not want to be..."
>"...disciplined."
>>26095958
>Implying that is incentive to have me stop.
>>26095958
Ma'am, I'm getting mixed messages. Do you want me to stop, or do you want me to up my game?
>>26095958
What're you going to do about it, Lieutenant Downs?
