GET THIS, GUYS.
Spike's pen-pals with a NAMBY PAMBY PONY PRINCESS!
Oh God, he's not the next random antagonist to be redeemed isn't he?
>>26065509
What would his excuse be?
>>26065491
LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND ALONE
>"...So you just pretend to be my husband for an entire week, while my parents are visiting us..."
>"...And they finally leave me alone about marriage."
"Why should I do it?"
>"I'm the princess of friendship, remember?"
>"You can ask me anything..."
"..."
>"So? What do you say?"
>>26060309
What if they ask us to kiss?
What if your mom wants a kiss?
>>26060309
We need to prove to your parents that we're really married, so how about having intercourse in front of them to ensure they don't see through your plan? Oh, and make Spike watch too
>>26060309
"I want balls deep in that little dragon ass by the end of the week or I'm tattling to your parents about the farce AND the weed."
Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the long-awaited sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Gemima's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/FFVMA7pn
Previously in the Equestrian Dungeon, a platoon of AnonPones got lost trying to fight some skeletons.
I want to apologize for dropping off on Monday when I did. I tried to get back as fast as I could, but the thread was already archived.
Ay, it's fine.
>>26049512
Waiting for more APs to show up... Reply to this post if you're here.
>>26049654
Here.
>Happy Birthday, Anon!
"Damn, Pinkie Pie, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you''
>>26006529
ow...
>Ready for our date? Mr Anon
I DONT KNOW YOU
>>26066940
THAT'S MY PURSE
>>26066897
I just want to use this image.
Who do y'all think is best pony? I think rainbow dash is best pony
>>26065724
Then why the Fluttershy pic?
whichever one has the most age genders
>>26065724
I think Celestia is best horse.
what have you done for your waifu?
>>26065270
Am i really the only one who thought this was funny as fuck?
>>26065627
No, that was pretty good.
Kind of how I envision Adult Swim portraying the fandom on one of their late, late, late shows.
>>26065270
I don't have one.
I have commitment issues.
>Think you can handle Royal Guard training, Anon?
>>26065128
"sure! Look!"
>Falls to the floor and starts touching his leg
"AAAAAAH, IT'S TOO MUCH FOR MEE! I'M USELESS!!! THE KINGDOM IS DONE FOR!!! LET'S JUST LEAVE IT TO 6 UNTRAINED GIRLS!!! AAAAAAH!!!!"
>"...."
"There, see? Better than the real thing!"
>>26065128
Belive me. I can handle hard things, little xeno horse.
What kind of training does the Royal Guard do?
Meme.
>>26064858
Hi, Brit Stallman.
>>26064858
I want to meme inside Rainbow Dash
Hey /mlp/, got this big Bookhorse plush for a bargain. R8
>>26064666
Yeah, I bet that was a bargain! It's upside down!
>>26064666
those digits, is book horse demon?
Here's better pic
>Why'd you stab me anon?
>It hurts, anon
>>26064545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju4-bw3a48E
>>26064545
Because you did this Twilight. You turned me into another you. Now I will be the one taking control.
>not using Karambit blue steel or falchion fade
>using shit tier knives
>Don't tell me you're still a virgin, Anon
>being a virgin
>2016
>>26064495
No I lost it all.
>>26064495
I wish I was. Sex was heavily overrated and now I don't have any wizard powers!
>posted 2012
http://pbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=77691
Now look at us in 2016
They were right.Try to deny it, try and deny that you're the reason this fandom went to shit. If only you circlejerked, if only you let it happen.
i don't quite understand the message here, but i suspect the pot might just be lecturing the kettle
So, people disagreeing ruined the fandom? This would happen no matter what. This image is a joke saying that love and tolerance is stupid and disagreeing doesn't ruin the fandom.
>>26063812
>click link
>banner ad "Play Pussy Saga"
Why does everyone use Derpibooru with it's faggot mods again?
Why is she so perfect?
>>26063148
>>26063681
Sexy autism is best autism.
>>26063148
>>26063681
Because she is so naive. If you do it right, she would be a nymphomaniac just for you and still have no idea what sex is. She would just think it's just a game between you and her.
>"So, do you like my new friends, daddy?"
>"This is Shim Sham, and the other one is Glim Glam."
>"They've been helping me funpost for a while now."
>"Oh, do you know them?"
>>26062937
Ban this cancer, mods.Just shimmerfags and nyxposters, I mean.
>>26062937
Nyxposting should be a bannable offense tbqh.
>>26062979
Lots of things should be a bannable offense, but they're not.
