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>>26051234
Yeah but I show up drunk to make the days go buy~
>>26051234
I have a part-time job. I'll get a call from my boss (a medical examiner) telling me to retrieve bodies from wherever, sometimes even a crime scene. I'll go out, collect the bodies, and bring them to the morgue. I get $25 for each body delivered in roughly the same state as they were when I found them.
The tricky part is when people hang themselves off tall trees. Then I gotta cut the rope off a ladder while making sure the body doesn't drop to the ground, which could cause additional trauma. It's...
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>>26051310
...wouldn't the police be transporting the body if it was a crime scene?
do you have some special I.D that makes sure the police don't think you're trying to steal evidence?
>"Anon? Anon! Did you even listen to a word I said?"
Ok.
I listen to every little word you say Twiggles, in fact I record them, slow them down 2000x and then furiously masturbate to the resulting ambient track.
>>26051195
No, I was too busy looking at pic related
![bible-podium[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k65jee9.jpg "bible-podium[1].jpg")
