>>26051234
Yeah but I show up drunk to make the days go buy~
>>26051234
I have a part-time job. I'll get a call from my boss (a medical examiner) telling me to retrieve bodies from wherever, sometimes even a crime scene. I'll go out, collect the bodies, and bring them to the morgue. I get $25 for each body delivered in roughly the same state as they were when I found them.
The tricky part is when people hang themselves off tall trees. Then I gotta cut the rope off a ladder while making sure the body doesn't drop to the ground, which could cause additional trauma. It's also really inconvenient when they kill themselves out in the middle of nowhere, since it usually means an entire hour is spent driving to the body and then the morgue.
>>26051310
...wouldn't the police be transporting the body if it was a crime scene?
do you have some special I.D that makes sure the police don't think you're trying to steal evidence?
>"Anon? Anon! Did you even listen to a word I said?"
Ok.
I listen to every little word you say Twiggles, in fact I record them, slow them down 2000x and then furiously masturbate to the resulting ambient track.
>>26051195
No, I was too busy looking at pic related
>you're Anon, a humble believer
>recently you found yourself in an alien land of Equestria, full of little creatures willing to embrace your faith
>praise be the Lord !
>your fellow believers always chastise you not to bother people that didn't share your faith
>it was unwanted by people in your world
>but here ? you can spread the world of the Lord and his coming
>how he will return and embrace everyone, be they're saints, sinners, rich or poor>Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
>no Sunset
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>>26051013
How would anon preach the end times?
>tfw four horsemen of the apocalypse.
>>26051025
Why would she be in this; she's not religious, silly
Trying to find a picture of an MLP character using a laptop? It's for a profile pic, but google results arent that good.
Which horse?
>>26050967
I was going to help you...but then you used a thumb.
Good luck normie.
Your waifu is now a bizarro version of herself, her talents are still the same but her personality is reversed (if she is quiet, she is now loud, if she is smart, she is now dumb, etc)
Would you still love her?
>>26050897
FlutterShy is now best pone.
>>26050897
>that rainbow dash
I think a more outspoken fluttershy is better tb.h f.am
also she look hella cute in either form
>>26050897
>twilight is a bimbo
>Applejack is a lying piece of shit who takes advantage of the others
>Rainbow Dash is a two faced coward
>Pinkie Pie is pretty much pinkanema
>Fluttershy is a sadist motherfucker
>Rarity is not a slut
Wow
>anon what the hell did you do to me?
Looks like the portal brought us into a different world, but not the one you're used to.
...We should probably find a way home. As soon as possible.
>>26050500
Don't worry about it Sunset, the clitoris doesn't serve a function anyway.
Apparently discord is more a pathetic prankster than a evil villain.
>>26050384
he always was, he just didn't know when the prank ended and the evil began. The yellow one is teaching him that boundary slowly.
/mlp/ is the smartest, most reasonable and most likeable board on this site!
>>26050338
Wow, not even trying are you?
>>26050338
name a better board, i just finished going through a 500 post archived feels thread and im currently feeling like this board is the pinnacle of the internet
>"Welcome to McDonalds what can I get you today?"
>>26050326
30 orders of mozzarella sticks please.
>>26050326
>inb4 someone does that stupid ass grand theft auto thing
Coffee. It's the only thing on the menu that doesn't make me gag just by the sight of it.
What is Sunsets personality?
>>26050192
she's in lesbians with nyx, twilight sparkle and starlight glimmer
>>26050192
Sexy.
n/a
Is she autistic? What do people with autism think of her?
>>26050150
It's funny how people forget there are different spectrums of autism.
-autist
>>26050150
According to the only good"""brony"""reviewer, yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JygnNCvLgWM
>>26050150
She just likes rocks and doesn't react much. Probably healthy as granite mentally.
>"You don't even know me, Anon. I'm a freak the likes of which you would never believe. You're a disgusting normalfag, I'll bet you're even into tender cuddles and loving sex. Get the fuck out of my face. You'll never understand me."
>>26049980
Shut up and get cuddles, you yellow fuzzball.
Kick the baby!
>>26049954
>Full autism engaged.
OP, please. Those cocks have to be smashing your brain stem by now.
>>26049954
Cook the baby?
>>26049954
>nyxposting
faggot
>I am going into battle, and I need only your strongest potions, Anon!
Have a bottle of nyx's filly cum
>>26049737
My potions will kill you, traveler. They too strong for you. You cant handle my potions!
"One episode a day keeps the fans of the fandom away"
We will be rewatching the whole show until more or less when we think S6 may start. Every Saturday, Sunday, and some Fridays we will rewatch one episode (see the calendar in next post). Feel free to discuss it again, post screenshots and stuff about todays episode ITT.
In around 2:50 hours, at 15:30 EST (20:30 GMT) we will watch the episode together through a website called watch2gether. Link to the room is below.
Today we watch: Fall Weather Friends (Season 1 episode 12). Written by Charlotte Fullerton
The stream will begin, as I said, at 15:30EST/20:30GMT right here.
https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/slashmlprewatches-obrld06woymqj2cc
If you want, you can watch it online right here:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xmzpi2_my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-episode-14-suited-for-success_shortfilms
And you can download it here.
https://yp1.yayponies.no/episodes.php
Okay.
And as always the calendar. We are done with season 1's first half.
2 hours m8s
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