>tfw no green about primitive human anon living in Everfree who worships ponies and sees everything outside the forest as Olympus
Tell me I'm not the only one who wants this
every thread deserves one reply
>>26056628
Well, now that you mention it...
>>26056628
You are the only one that wants that.
>>26057701
Alright, maybe you aren't the only one...but that's only 2 of you.
>"Son, you need to come down from there immediately. We are not kidding around."
"It's not my fault Discord makes a better Dad than you two make moms. He gave me these wings, he gave me a bigger dick, and he made Sonic 06' bearable. I ain't fucking coming down"
>>26056614
>"Next door, jackass."
>>26056654
>he made Sonic 06' bearable.
Discord gave Anon severe brain damage?
Celestia has implemented mandatory Therapy for all ponies.
Your waifu is questioned about you.
What does she say?
>>26056472
cyka blyat anoon iphdamski
>>26056486
is that Russian?
>>26056472
>"W-well, we used to be so close, but all he does now is eat tacos and talk in a strange language about how he needs to find his 'eses'."
What would be the equivalent of Midichlorian for this series?
>>26056401
Magic is caused by the midichlorians in unicorn's horns
>>26056401
There isn't an equivalent.
Midichlorian was a cop-out anyway, The Force was a much better idea when it was ambiguous and didn't need 'tiny things inside everyone'.
Just make magic be magic.
>>26056401
The map.
It gave structure (the need to make friends and solve issues) to something that didn't need that kind of structure.
Well, all the other threads are dead now, so this seems appropriate.
Popping this up for everyone who did the /mlp/ secret santa and got shafted. I know I did.
Sent a couple emails to santapone, still haven't heard back. Anything from anyone else out there?
>>26056133
You may have gotten screwed out. But at least you got dubs
>>26056133
Isn't Christmas supposed to be about giving without expecting shit?
Also the gifts aren't even the real meaning, it is just a courtesy if anything.
It is all about sharing and shit.
>>26057523
But you couldn't even share us some dubs.
What happened to the episode ranking thread?
>>26056099
It's ranked Page 11
>>26056115
no new one? Did the guy finish?
>>26056099
It was almost ready to publish results, too.
SFM Ponies are dorable as fuck
>inb4 m-muh superior high poly models
Oh and can someone do me a favor and post all their SFM Ponies pic? I need to fill up my folder.
>>26055771
>SFM Ponies are uncanny valley as fuck
FTFY
>>26055771
I've always hated SFM ponies but that pic is super cute.
>>26055799
Yeah but if you're like fucking Argodaemon or some shit, you can get rid of that uncanny valley stuff to be h0nest f@m.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FoJg94nrgo
Do you sometimes wonder or hope there is an equestria waiting on the other side? A place where we can finally be at peace? No worries, No stress, Nothing is ever bad?I want to believe that there is peace at the end of this shitty existence.
>>26055604
I was typing out something really long, but I deleted it. Yeah, I do.
>>26055604
ye, very often
very edgy anon
Hey, guys. Who wants to donate some money so I can buy this mamma jamma? Only need $1,000 more.
Sent ^:)
>>26055514
Sorry, still waiting for my own to be made, thanks.
>>26055514
Rape dollars sent
Poni is sad.
>>26055337
Why is poni sad?
Pony is glad.
>>26055352
Because being a poni makes poni sad
Ok Anons, lets say you're in America and win the $900,000,000 jackpot tonight, what ammount of that would go to pone, and what expensive pony stuff would you buy?
>>26055318
I would buy a house in the middle of nowhere and buy a thousands of horses and fuck them all.
I would buy a life sized plushie of all the main six, and six matching horse pussies from bad dragon.
Probably just hire a bunch of midgets and put them in pone costumes.
Never forget.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-DDF0q68kw
>>26055106
>They announce a spinoff series
>It focuses on Spike
What would be /mlp/'s reaction?
>>26055125
It would depend on the overall concept
If it was something like >>26055106 then I'd be interested
Why does this fandom love EqG so much? I thought everyone h8ed it. In the prophet's name, yesterday all of derpibooru's top 3 pics were EqG pictures with over 1000 upboats. Who did we let this happen?
>>26054987
Nobody reply to this dumb frogposter with anything serious.
>>26054987
Cry some more
It started ironically, but eventually newfags started liking it nonironically. It all devolved from there in this mess of eqg threads. You know the saying. Act like a retard and you will soon find yourself in the company of actual retards.
What if Trixie was put in permanent chastity, never to orgasm or feel sexual pleasure again?
>>26054540
What if we didn't make shitty writefag prompt threads?
My approval of her would skyrocket.
Have you brushed your teeth tonight /mlp/?
>>26054355
Of all the crappy shitposts, I'm actually glad you keep posting this, because I never remember to brush my teeth, and this actually is making me healthier
Stay based NBT.
>>26054355
Yes, now Kiss me my love
