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>>25975125
Woo, I made it. Now back to horse things.
B-bump
geez that thread header is amazing
Riggy is truly a kind and generous king
Fun allowed edition
>>25969617
fuck this is my fetish
>>25969643
>knife and fork cannibalism
>male on female
So yesterday there was a thread for bully Sunset and I kinda started to write a thing and no one stopped me and now it died.
So I thought I'd remake one. Mean Sunset thread, feel free to post what you got.
reposting the story.
again, i'm not too sure. if it's shit tell me so.
>Sunset is leaning against the wall, a lit cigarette in hand.
>Smoke fills the air around her, creeping into your lungs.
>Normally, you would keep a safe distance from her, especially during breaks when she signaled the desire to be left alone like this.
>You turned a corner too sharp and just found yourself in front of her this time though, nearly running into her.
>She takes a drag from her cig, inhaling deep into her lungs.
>After a second she exhales again, blowing smoke into your face.
>”What do you want?”
>What did you want?
>To be honest, more than anything you want this moment to end.
>To get a few meters of safety space between you two.
“Uhm...”
>Say something, Anon.
>Anything.
>Tell her you wanted to talk to her.
>Fuck, are you crazy, what do you even want to say to her then?
>Tell her smoking is prohibited on school grounds.
>You shut your mouth!
>Tell her...
>”Hey! Fuck do you want, Fag?”
>Your internal ramblings are cut off.
>Act! Now!
“C-can I bum one?”
>You point at her cigarette.
>Fuck! What? Why?
>Sunset sighs, produces a pack of smokes, taps the bottom to make a single one stand out and holds it up to your face.
>>25965831
>You hesitate for a moment but a look at Sunset's face tells you she's not joking.
>She's actually staring at you, eyes cold.
>Like she's warning you not to disregard her sudden and unusual sign of generosity.
>A bit shaky, you close your teeth around the cigarette sticking out and pull it back.
>That's how the cool guys do it, right?
>Why have you gotten yourself into this kind of situation?
>You don't even smoke.
>You're still standing across from her, a bit closer than you'd like to.
>She, leaned against the wall casually, you, standing stiffly, afraid to breathe, cigarette in your mouth.
>”You're gonna light it, Fag?”
“Uhm...”
>This was all a horrible mistake.
“I... I don't have a lighter.”
>Another sight, more annoyed this time.
>Sunset moves her hand into her coat pocket.
>Quickly.
>A small part of you thinks she's finally had enough of you now.
>She'll be pulling out a combat knife, quickly stabbing you in the chest so she can go back to smoking undisturbed.
>You wouldn't have too much of a problem with that.
>At least if you were dead, this moment would finally be over.
>Instead, she pulls out a black Zippo lighter, sharply snapping it open in front of your face.
>You didn't just flinch, did you?
>A move of her thumb ignites the flame.
“Thanks.”
>As confident as you can, you light your cig and immediately take a deep drag.
>And proceed to cough your lungs out.
>>25965838
>”What the fuck are you doing?”
“I...”
>Only coughing.
>Fucking hell, why do people do this to themselves?
“I...”
>”Bitch, are you telling me i wasted a fucking smoke on your ass for nothing now?”
>Her eyes are cold, her stare is deadly.
>You're just able to catch your breath again.
“I'm sorry.”
>”Fucking fag.”
>Her voice has an amused tone to it now, paired with a shark smile on her lips.
>”Pick it up!”
>What?
“What?”
>A blow lands on your sternum, not hard enough to cause any real damage, yet it still takes the air out of you.
>You drop on your knees, grasping for air.
>Sunset stands above you, arms folded across her chest with a sly grin still.
>”Did I stutter, bitch? Pick it up!”
>You fumble around on the ground for the cigarette you dropped in you coughing fit, the tip still glowing.
>”Finish it!”
>Her tone is commanding, her eyes unfaltering.
>Something tells you not to fuck around here.
>Shakily, you pull the cig to your lips again and take another drag, careful not to inhale too deep and keeping the smoke mostly in your mouth.
>”Properly, Bitch!”
>A kick to your bent-over form assures you that Sunset is not easily deceived here.
>Hastily, as to not incur more of her wrath, you take long, deep drags until the cigarette is spent, trying your hardest not to cough again.
>Once you're finished you rise up again, slowly.
>Sunset grins at you.
>”Say thank you, fag.”
“T-thank you, Sunset.”
>”You're welcome, Pussy.”
>Your mouth tastes like something had crawled in and died in there.
>”Here's your reward.”
>What? This can't be good.
“Sunset, I...”
>A quick glare makes your words falter.
>She's got you now.
>But she's smiling.
>”Close your eyes, open your mouth.”
>What?
>You blush slightly, but know better than to protest by now.
>You do as you're commanded, awaiting your fate.
>You can feel both of her hands on the sides of your face.
>She drags your face down in front of hers andspits in your mouth.
>>25962751
I want to play rape her
>>25962751
a lot of holes togo through
It's time for another alt-Twilight-always adorkable thread filled with spagooty cutie.
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>>25944870
>you are Anon
>and FINALLY you have two unicorns for breakfast
>no, ponies are not for meal
>but they used every towel in the bathroom and they're still damp
>luckily, both of them are also night-shift types
>and you didn't eat all the waffles
>it's a remarkably quiet breakfast
>Minuette is muted
>Moondancer is nursing a slight jawache from the tub-games
>it takes most of three cups of coffee to reanimate the ponies
>even then, there's a lot of mmm-hmming and such on Minuette's end
>still, you get a big hug from Minuette at the end of breakfast
>she looks like she needed someone to hold onto
>and Moondancer's very good about helping clean up breakfast
>though Minuette hugs her too, it's a lot more awkward than yesterday
>...you know, you'd have thought after a threesome it'd be the other way round
>and off Minuette goes, much more sedately than the magical creature from last night
>you scare up some aspirin for Moonie, though
>and a stack of already-Anon-read books
>the afternoon is for quiet time
>pony, sofa, Anon, familiar pages, companionship
>and more clothing than that apron
>about six chapters into "Pride and Preakness", the aspirin kicks in enough...
>you are Moondancer
>and poor Minuettte had another one of her weird-outs again, it seems
>they always happen around the end of a heat
>she'll act like she REALLY wants snuggle-hugs and such while it's going on
>but after the heat clears, it's always like she's embarrassed to be getting some mare-togetherness with friends
>which you share with Anon
>what's a "closet lesbian"?
---
>you are Anon
>and you sense you've been the beard
>not that Minuette didn't obviously enjoy the relief, but....
>...she might have been going for the mare, not the man
>you're not exactly sure how to give advice on mare-mare relationships, though
>time to dodge like the man you are
>"So, Moondancer...what's "I smell herdy" mean?"
>that got a blush out of Moondancer
>>25961738
Happy New Year. Woo.
"I can't believe you let the previous thread die, Anon! Why? Whyyyyyy?"It'll be better soon, the nice Anons will post more green.
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>>25944152
First for TRAITOR
>>25944187
Go to bed you wank.Poner get.
>>25944187poner new year get
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>"Hey anon, how about a little game of strip penalty shootout?"
>"Or are you just too chicken?"
>>25942113
I have balls.
You don't.
We start kicking a soccer ball around naked, my nuts are going to hit at one point or another.
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>>25942119
>"What a lame excuse, anon."
>"At that point you have already lost, so it won't even matter."
>"You're just too scared of losing to a girl."
I may be a spic but I don't play the sport of fags
Cute, edgy and sad emo ponies thread.
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>>25925036
Who is the other pone with Eri?
>>25925087
ayy leaf
that's Deep Rest, she born in the same way as Eri
>>25925087
Shit got a lot bigger in your absence.
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>>25924222
dem trips
>>25924265
dat ass
>>25924265
>burping
>that expression
>that ass
>hen art
Old thread reached 500+, so here is the continiuation. Old horse here: >>25814637
>>25921292
Basically, yeah. I'm imagining some AU Twilight that fucked with the time travel spell in It's About Time.
I don't hate Twilicorn or anything, I just wanted to use the old Twilight again, for once.
>>25921314
lurker reporting
>>25921338
That's fine. We don't get many AU stories from Season 2 anymore and that's kind of sad. It can be interesting to imagine how Twilight would have developed from another perspective. Still, like I said, don't make her just give up on Equestria if this is going to become something long term. Even if she never returns, it still needs to be something in her heart.
Oh, though I am wondering. Is MLP suppose to still be a cartoon in this? Is Anon suppose to be a fan of the show and didn't sperg out about book horse? Or is this a universe where G4 never happened, but MLP still exists?
Because I like to see the reactions she would have to that. Also the feels when she sees the TV show and realizes she can never experience that with her friends again.
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>>25866295
an animal carcass
>>25866169
Once again, my general gets remade, unbumped as shit.
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>>26089247
Post Sheets
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They say Rarity is best of the mane 6
Rainbow Dash is the worst
>>26084865
Based Japs.
>>26084865
I would go pinkie pie but i have no problem with rd being on the bottom
And rarity's not so bad... i guess...
>>26084865
I liked it better when Applejack was the best.
Big things have small beginnings
Some previous gen ponies were quite cute actually. It's like they keep shrinking year after year.
I used to kiss my sisters ponies on the asses
>>26083745
i used to fuck your sister
