"Good morning Anon! Guess whats for breakfast!?"
>>26072636
twilight's marejuice?
>>26072636
>rape?
>>26072636
By that face, I'm gonna guess....rape?
Although I'd love to drink Twi's pussy juice like this anon >>26072658 suggested.
>"Hey Anon! I was just reading through some books on Earth history, and I came across this fascinating character! Tell me, what do you know about David Bowie?"
>"...Anon?"
>"Why are you crying?"
>>26072626
Because you remind me of the babe
>>26072626
He is in the valhalla now
>mfw i have been watching a cartoon about friendship for 5 years although i don't even have friends
>>26072604
You have me anon.
>>26072659
I don't even like Lyra
>>26072604
's why you settle for the next best thing. Makes sense.
>"What is this "normies" thing you keep referring to? Why do you keep making this 'ree' sound?"
"Shutup roastie, what would you know of the male struggle? You've never had to deal with being alone!"
>"Oh how ridiculous, my JOB demands my full attention, I have no time for boyfriends or any other sort of romantic pursuits."
"But you could get them if you tried, all you have to do is spread your legs!"
>"Anonymous that is entirely beside the point. I'm not sure I appreciate what you're suggesting saying that females are unambitious in their romantic pursuits and implying we can't be lonely."
"Well I'm always lonely, how do you explain that!?"
>"Well, perhaps if you spent a bit less time complaining about your situation and doing more to improve it-"
"It's not fair! Life cheated me out of everything good!"
>"Anonymous darling, we're not all dealt a perfect hand, but its what we do-"
"You'll never understand my feelings, just shut up you-"
>She presses her hoof against your lips.
>"It's alright."
>She gives you a hug.
"I-i don't need your charity! F-filthy roastie slut.."
>"Shh.."
>She holds you warmly as you relent.
>"Let it all out.."
"All the women of my world were cruel to me, all I ever wanted was to be loved!"
>"It's alright.. I have the rest of the day off. How about you and I sit on the couch and cozy up to one another, and you can tell me all about it, get it all off your chest."
"R-rarity.."
>"I can see the only way we're going to deal with this problem is to have you let it all out, you don't have a problem opening up to me do you? I give you my word that what you tell me is strictly confidential. So, whats it going to be?"
>>26072550
>dramatic greentext
>starts off with rarity complaining about anon's frogtalking
>implying I would let that 2d slut touch me when I can go home to my superior 1d waifu
>implying I can't hold a grudge for a lifetime by systematically killing my own emotions
>believeving I won't create an endless loop of lies to spin the blame on everyone else to protect my frail ego
I think twilight looks much better with indigo eyes
>>26072405
Nope. Amethyst orbs are da best
>>26072405
Regardless of eye colour, she looks better when she's smiling.Besides, autists have an aversion to making eye-contact.
>>26072405
Shut your whore mouth.
Pony, pone, poni, pon or horse?
poney
>>26072365
swole, /fit/ realistic horse Celestia is surprisingly hot
>>26072365
hoers
IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE WITH PINKIE PIEEEE
IT'S TIME TO PARTAY
>>26072331
Why has Hasbro yet to release a series of My Little Pony toys with "real winking action"? It'd be killer.
>>26072336
because they're not trying to encourage bestiality
>>26072340
Two sapient creatures having sex isn't bestiality just because one is four-legged. If a pony from Equestria had sex with a pony from Earth, THAT would be bestiality.
Who is the lewdest pony in the show?
>>26072209
Fluttershy. She has sex with animals.
>"Give me back my wings, Anon!"
>>26071949
No Twilight, i'm going to travel the world. See you in 6 months
>>26071954
>"Do what she says, or else"
>>26071949
Your better of without them twilight
![YP-1R-05x21-FIX.mkv_snapshot_12.44_[2016.01.11_21.10.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QkZIxx9.jpg "YP-1R-05x21-FIX.mkv snapshot 12.44 [2016.01.11 21.10.31]")
I know I'm behind, but holy fucking shit.
Nothing is safe from weebshit apparently.
>>26071859
Still mad they went with fucking rei instead of Asuka
>>26071863
Nothing is safe from MLP you mean
The thread formerly known as Twi vs. Anons parents.
Old horse >>25921314 is at 500 posts, so here we go again!
Claiming this thread for Twiggy Piggy.
>>26070753
First faggots
Bump. It's 1:37am so I'm unlikely to get anywhere but I'll see if I can even get passed 4000 characters. Sick of freeloading on green.
Why is there nothing on here of Anon fencing with X pone?
Blueblood is royalty, he probably knows how.
Show me content of best combat skill.
>>26070253
horses can't fence. They can't take any of the stances nor move their body fast enough to dodge or lunge
>>26070302
Magic, man. Turns it into a far more mental exercise, which only makes it better.
>>26070358
maybe, but they'd get grappled or flanked far too easy. I dunno how strong magic is, can ponies grab certain parts of objects like a hilt?
she needs a story before she can sleep, /mlp/
>>26069365
There once was an ugly barnacle! He was so ugly that everyone died!
The end.
>>26069365
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>>26069391
Sound's about right
Have you brushed your teeth tonight /mlp/?
No.
I don't want to.
Would you a pink giraffe
>>26068171
not tall enough
>>26068171
I'd climb.
