THERE IT IS, THERE IT GOES AGAIN
>>26093838
I want to hug nyx
>>26093844
i'd get my pre-hug all over her coat
>>26093838
THERE WAS NO COMMA, RAINBOW DASH.
I've forgiven Equestria Girls, why can't you?
>>26093712
because it's still shit
>>26093712
If the show was about anything else than ponies it would be a waste of time
>>26093712
I still haven't watched any of the movies. I'm getting more comfortable with it though, might actually give it a try soon.
>>26093455
>hooves
Dropped
>>26093463
shitpost somewhere else senpai
Ok /mlp/. I think I've figured out why Scootaloo doesn't have parents. Bear with me.
Twilight's parents are shown every once in a while. Rarity and Sweetie Belle's parents have appeared and spoken in the show. Applejack and Apple Bloom have the Apple family. Pinkie's family was seen in her cutie mark story at a rock farm and have also gotten their own episode, Hearthwarmers. She also has her sister Maud Pie. Rainbow and Fluttershy, or any Pegasus for that matter, have never mentioned family ever in the show, though in a flashback, Filly Rainbow Dash was seen standing on a bigger pony with rainbow hair. Scootaloo has never mentioned family, however, her bedroom was shown in Flight to the Finish, possibly in an orphanage, proving she's not homeless and living with a guardian.
In conclusion, Pegasi don't raise their offspring and Scootaloo is an orphan.
>>26093319
So pegasi are black people?
>>26093319
While I agree I feel enforced to state that Dash's father appeared in the show, or at least what appeared to be her father.
>>26093319
No, Scootaloo is Cadence and Shining Armour's Daughter who was sent back in time from the future to prevent and invasion of seeds, since she was a chicken, they thought she would be best for the job, unfortunately, the time travel had a side effect which erased her memory, and has been forced to live on the streets of Ponyville ever since.
You will never get a Rainbow handjob.
She looks like she's jerking her dick off.
>>26093188
>>26093144
the dubs have spoken
futa RD will nerver give you a Handjob
>>26093144
Nobody cares about EqG
>"P-please anon, we need to talk to Twilight to get be back to normal. We can play tea party another time."
>"N-no, I won't ignore you like I did before."
>>26092851
>You are Anon, and you are faced with a pretty big dilemma.
>Fluttershy, the only one of the six that seemed to not like you despite all your attempts to be nice to her and her animals.
>Now she was small and in need of her help.
>It would take her the whole day to get back to Ponyville from her house, and it would probably take even longer to get to Twilight's Castle unless she hitched a ride.
>You could help her, but after all your efforts to be nice to her, you're pretty tired of it all and you almost don't care enough at all to help the small pony.
>Even her saying that she'd start paying attention to the things that you do almost wasn't enough to make you want to help her.
>So what should you do. Should you leave the mare to her fate and her own devices or go out on a limb to try and create a better relationship with her.
What do Anon? What do indeed...
>>26092906
>in need of your help*\
Tired and need coffee...
>>26092906
Have her fight the hamster
>boop
>boop
>boop
>boop
>PLEASE STOP BOOPING ME
>boop
>boop
>boop
>boop
And then pone was booped
I hope applejack chokes on her own blood. Filthy sand nigger.
>>26092719
Look at this edge!
Why is she so perfect
>>26092455
You, uh...wanna run that by us again chief?
>Cute
>A little stupid
>Clumsy
She's just a typical moe
Because she has no hooves.
It's my number one fetish.
pony
pony?
pussy
The object to your left is the only thing that can save you from being annihilated by NMM. How fucked are you?
>>26091496
>pillow
Well, i can snuggle wuggle her to death
>>26091496
>phone.
BASHING HER TO DEATH WITH A PHONE IT IS.
>>26091496
Maybe I can preoccupy her with Dark Souls long enough to get away...
>ITT: Toys you would throw you money at on sight
>>26090790
https://bad-dragon.com/products/sugarstar
I haven't bought merch in a while. If I ever do again it'd be a Maud.Preferably a plushie
>>26090790
They don't exist yet.
>"N-no Anon! No! No one wants to hear any more of your 'stories from Nam'!"
>>26090450
>"...It's all I know, Twilight."
>>26090450
>remembers 'Nam
>slips into ptsd fueled rage
>pulls knife out of boot
CHARLIES IN THE TREES!!!
>retreats into the everfree
>is found 7 days later starving in a shallow dug out.
>screams at those who found him that he can't risk moving out. He doesn't think he'll make it through the torture.
>>26090450
I smell willy pete
Three years ago, this filly was placed into your care as her hometown was seen as a potential target for the enemy army. The war is now over and she is finally able to go home to her family which has has been wanting to see for the past 3 years. She couldn't be more excited.
Upon arrival, you both find her entire village burned to the ground with not a survivor to be seen. It quickly becomes apparent that the village was attacked suddenly and most of the occupants ended up trapped in their burning houses to die.
What do you say to the filly?
>>26090293
"Oh well. Cya kid."
>>26090293
>Upon arrival, you both find her entire village burned to the ground with not a survivor to be seen
> with not a survivor to be seen
"Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask"
>>26090293
.............
"I am so sorry......."
"It looks like we're in the wrong village"
"Sorry"
"I have a sick sense of humor sometimes."
What religion is each of the Mane Six?
>>26090090
Well, that assumes that religion as we know it exists over there.
That's a big ol' can of worms, really.
Twilight - Buddhist
Applejack - Taoist
Fluttershy - Muslim
Pinkie Pie - Christian
As >>26090129, pic related is why Applejack is Taoist.
You'll get it if you're familiar with the Tao Te Ching.
>"Anon, if you talk to her or anyone else during practice even one more time, I will revoke your right to spectate. First and final warning."
Fine. She's more interested in hanging out with me anyway.
>>26089965
>Anon begins to bring a handheld whiteboard and marker to practice
