You wouldn't a christmas cake.
>>26078758
>Im-
>fucking-
>PLYING!
>>26078771
Are those chest tits, Anon?
>>26078758
I would love to prove that she still got itMaking her pregnantGreat way to start the year
>>26078792
Tuft
>"Terribly sorry old chap, I'm afraid I don't speak Ape. You best return to your master before a guard takes notices you wandering about unattended."
>>26078537
i bet you speak in rape
>>26078537
well you sure speak Ass that's for sure.
>>26078546
and then >rape happen
>There! My masterpiece is finally complete!
>>26078450
It's alright alright alright
>>26078450
It looks horrible.
MOAR LEWD GIFS LIKE THIS!!!!
[Ha]
>>26078402
see you guys in three days
There's a tumblr for this with tons of clips. Shouldn't' be hard to find OP.
>>26078402
Dear /mlp/
Thanks for not shitting up our board today. You're not so bad after all.
Signed, /v/
P.S.Twilight Sparkle is not best pony.
>>26078374
Who are you and what have you done with Barneyfag?Tell me you killed him. Please.
>>26078374
>Twilight Sparkle is not best pony.
This nigga knows
>>26078374
Take your ban anyways.
>"Look at who's in charge now, Anon! With you gone, nopony will be able to take Rarity away from me!"
Han Solo dies
>>26078212
You forget one important detail...
>>26078212
>"Look at who's in charge now
Do you feel in charge?
Confession thread, keep it /mlp/ relatedEven though i fucking hate EQG i do think Shimmer and Sonata are fucking cute, specially SonataWhile i do enjoy horse porn, i sometimes spend days without fapping to it because i just can't feel any attraction at the momentI faped to anthro shit on multiple occasions and enjoyed it, but i still hypocritically call it shit and shit on anyone who admits enjoying itI never had a waifu and the closest characters to get there were all OCs
>>26077997I don't like pone porn and try to avoid it as much as possible. I don't go out of my way to shit on people who do like it, though.
I think Nyx is an OK character that gets a bad rap due to rabid fanboys.[/spoilers]
>>26078016
>first spoiler
Not trying to sound rude but how new are you? Like, the fandom and shit, this is usually really damn common for those who just got in recently
>>26078060
I've been kicking around since 2012.
https://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/coltquest/
PREVIOUS THREAD:
>Joyride, Ruby, and Emerald have a nice curry dinner.
>Joyride agrees to take Ruby on as a gofer.
>Emerald and Ruby end up sharing a room, and after a brief chat go to sleep.
>Emerald wakes up the next morning and gets his focus (as well as a second unwanted one.)
>Emerald makes some pancakes for Ruby and Joyride.
>The two younger ponies decide to go and get some groceries as well as ingredients for spells.
>They go to the stream that Ruby was talking about and throw rocks for a while.
Continued next post...
>>26077971
yayayayaya
>>26077971
Emerald decides to play around for a little while longer.
Since there isn't much else but rocks here, the two start building rock towers, something that Ruby is quite a bit better at than the colt. After they build it as high as they can they take turns throwing rocks at the towers to knock them over, and then build them up again.
This repeats for a while before Ruby says, "So what sort of magic can you do?"
Emerald explains that he isn't sure what he can do yet, and that he has to try.
"So try!" Ruby says turning towards him, "I wanna see some magic!"
Emerald decides to try and levitate some of the smaller rocks. He takes up his focus as well as a bird feather and a few stones, then finding a larger rocks places it in front of him and concentrates hard, clutching the spell components in his hoof.
The books he read were never very clear on this part of the spell. They mostly said something akin to "see the result of what you want in your mind, then project that thought into reality". Emerald thinks really hard at the rock.
It doesn't move.
After a few moments Ruby looks a little restless.
Emerald closes his eyes and screws up his face, willing it to rise. Suddenly he feels something collapse in his hoof and looking down sees he appears to be holding sand. A gasp from Ruby makes him look up and see the rock floating for half a second before it crashes back down onto the other stones.
"I've never seen anyone but a unicorn levitate stuff! That's awesome! Do it again!" Ruby says, prancing around him.
Emerald gathers up some more components and finds that the spell comes easier a second time. He does notice that even though he hasn't moved he finds himself inexplicably tired, like he ran a short sprint.
What does Emerald do?
He returns.
>A-And after of hit me, Anon rape my butthole and bite my ear
>>26077890
It's not true, it's bullshit I did not rape her, I did nahhhhhhhhht...
Oh hi, Fluttershy.
I'd like to think the REAL Fluttershy actually knows English.
That rape victim is an imposter.
>>26077890
No I didn't I bit your buthole and raped your ear
I want to practoce my drawing any suggestions on what to draw?
>>26077705
sonata exploding
Fuck off, Zimbabwe.
>>26077705
Twilight Sparkle lewdly licking a banana.
Sorry anon, but we cannot allow you to murder creatures for their meat.
You must drink stallion semen for your protein and nutrient needs if you want to live among pones.
>>26077490
What are you talking about buttershy? That is what I've been doing.
>>26077490
Spaghetti and horseballs is what's for dinner
>>26077490
Fine, but none of that pre-packaged shit. I want it straight from the source.
>>26077225
the sad part is it probably would be true
I really am a mess
>>26077283
Ur awesome
>>26077225
Op the famous scatposter
>>26077225
Nice meme
What's up bitches.
Update log 3 days ago:
-Element of Laughter players are no longer allowed to send more than 100 invitations per hour to a party.
-Element of Laughter players are no longer allowed to exceed over 2000 party equipment uses in 1 second in one house.
-EoL players are no longer allowed to kidnap newbie players and lock them in their attic for 48 hours for welcome parties masqueraded as "friendly training".
You've received a lot of complaints Pinkiefags. Your partycat terror ends here. Or at least until the complaints focus on something else and the devs deem unicorn parties too unbalanced and taxing for the servers.
But everything is taxing with their cheap servers and you glitch abusing maniacs. Just yesterday the unicorns spawned 4060 Ursa Majors in the town. The mods are still trying to manually clear the remaining bears out.
>>26077135
What is this and where do I sign?
>>26077219
Bump
http://www.legendsofequestria.com
3 DAYS REMAINING
Which interpretation of thier relationship do you think should be the canon one?
Adoptive Mother and son?
Adoptive Brother and sister?
Master and assistant?
Other?
depends on the writer
>>26077006
I know, but shouldn't there be a defentive answer?
>>26076992
>"You don't know how to pick up a stallion? Ha! Watch and learn, Twilight, watch and learn."
>Shortly after walking outside Rainbow Dash was hit by a passing hay cart killing her instantly.
>>26076840
>Rainbow Dash sings this
https://youtu.be/lXMskKTw3Bc
