You couldn't remember anything before this moment. You were just sitting in a chair in this room. Everything was dull and grey. Finally some guy in a suit comes in with some paperwork. What is he, CIA or something?
"Welcome to the Grey Room kid. You may not know it but, you've got to be one of the lucky ones. ".
>" Lucky ones"?
>'The hell does he mean by lucky'!?
He finally takes a seat across from you, sliding some documents in your direction. Opening it up you see it had some basic personal documents inside.
"Here's the deal, somebody high ups has a little plan in store for you. So make sure to fill the documents out right before we send you on your way".
>Alright, seems legit. Well no time like the present.
>You take your time reading the documentation over before you start just filling in boxes.
[Name]
1. Anon Y. Mous
2. John Smith
3. Noname Ogombe
4. Peter Petrov
5. Karel Novak
6. Jens Hansen
7. Otto Normalverbraucher
[3 Positive Traits/3 Negative Traits]
[Familiar]
1. Alicorn
2. Siren
3. Wendigo
4. Umbrum
" After you finish the questionnaire, we can send you on your way". The suit leans against a wall looking out the blinds, the light from the sunset coming through.
>>26120991
John Doe
Determined
Innovative
Smooth talker
Arrogant
Stupid
Easily distracted
Wedigo
>>26120991
>4. Peter Petrov
[from 0 to fully erect in 3 seconds, can hold his liquor, is always successful in blaming own farts on other people // annoyingly passive-aggressive, tends to borrow small sums from people and forgets about it, chews loudly]
>[Familiar]
I refuse to vote on that bullshit
>>26121151
High charisma low intelligence average strength.
Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the long-awaited sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Gemima's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/FFVMA7pn
Last time in the Equestrian Dungeon, people moved very slowly as we approached the boss door.
Beginning from the aforementioned location, pre-battle.
Woo. Hey, Lawsmen.
>>26120464
I'm going to wait until we have more of a party before we begin. In the meantime, you can fuss around with the slash commands,Or wonder where the hell the other AnonPones like Shepherd and Springtrap went.
>>26120546
Well, shepherd disappeared, and Springtrap is dealing with work and normie stuff.
>Lets have a Race Anon!
>if i win your my slave forever!
>if you win I don't know i haven't figured it out it I'll let you decide
>so what happens if you win?
Wat Do?
>>26119412
This is going to become sexual.
>>26119412
Don't bother.
Unless she means "race" as in the social sense. Then it's just a matter of who can genocide the most ziggers, and I don't think Rainbow can bring herself to commit murder.
>implying any of us could beat her in a race ever
It doesn't matter what happens if we win. We won't
Even if she's not allowed to use her wings, she's still a goddamn horse
>Hey Anon!
>I'm starting my third let's play channel on youtube.
>What happened to the other two?
>They got c&d'd.
>So Anon, want to be my first subscriber?
>>26119219
Reminds me of the 10 year olds with lets play channels thinking they'll be the next pewdiepie.
Not saying pewdieshit is my favorite channel though, quite opposite actually.
>>26119219
>Plays Minecraft and COD
>Gets 90 views
>brags at school
>gets beat up in locker room
>>26119219
Don't take this the wrong way, I like Nintenpone as much as the next guy...
But you've got to stop playing Nintenpone games for your channel.
if you see this on your desktop what would you do?
>>26118367
>Cum on desktop
>>26118367
>fap in front of cam and hope she sees
>>26118367
>Move cursor over her
>It becomes a hand
>She's overjoyed
Mission accomplished
I hope this is a thing next season.
>>26117415
NO ANON!
TWILIGHT IS NOT LOSING HER WINGS!
KNOCK IT OFF WITH THAT SHIT!
>>26117415
Niggers.
>>26117415
>Twilight losing her wings
>Rarara getting jealous
>Spike finally getting his dick wet
That's asking for far too much, OP.
Are you proud to be a brony?
I used to wonder what Friendship could be.
>>26116984
No.
>inb4 Brony/Horsefucker debate
>>26116984
>Being a brony
>Being proud of liking a cartoon
Stephen Colbert
>>26115776
Eminem
Donald Trumpif we're being serious, voltaire, but only if he makes song kinda like the weird al episode
Patton Oswalt
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|l|andscapes
|a|nd
|o|ther
|w|orthy
|f|anarts
>"It's coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up...it's there"
Previous threads HERE --> https://desustorage.org/_/search/subject/elaowf/
>Wait, what the fuck is this thread?
Simply mlp-related landscape pics from Deviantart and Derpibooru, possibly new (=no more than 2 months old). Occasionally music and weird ramblings. Also, we mention the artists, when possible. For example, this is good ol' Huussii (huussii.deviantart.com)
Next post in a bit
Don't know if you're the same one as always but thanks lad, always love these threads. Just a shame my main machine where I actually keep my collecion is out at the moment.
Well, here we go
Known artists list
http://pastebin.com/SDZT938J
Rain Gear
>PROTIP: no link means "it's already in the known artists list"
>>26115807
Oh yeah, it's a-me!
So...how many of you are gonna be going to McDolans to get these? I really like that they included a Suri and Starlight toy
Also, figure/plastic general I guess? Which do you have, like, want, etc etc
>>26115261
>finally coco pommel figure
100% want
>no applejack
>>26115261
Once again Applejack gets the shaft.
Let's try this.
>You are Anonymous.
>You are in a black void for some reason you don't remember.
>You search your being to find that you only have the cloths on your back, though you appear to be missing a shoe and sock.
>The only thing worthy of note is a wall of blue energy threw which you can see three ties on the...ground?
>What do you do?
Sorry, better size here.
>>26114111
remove other shoe and sock
then put shoe on head
>>26114088
Experimentally push the wall of blue energy
Are the Pie sisters the most waifuable ponies in the show?
>>26113250
No.
But they are okay, I guess.
>>26113250
>muh tsun limey
>pink frankku horse
>fluttershy 1.5
No, just Maud.
Yes
if you marry one, you still get the other three close to you.
It's like winning 4 jackpots at once.
Ok horsefuckers, let me run a hypothetical by you.
Celestia appears to you in a dream and tells you that when you die uou are going to come to equestria.
>inb4 Isn't that Moon butt's job?
You are going to be able to bring 5 items within, or not within your possesion.
These items can be worth any amount of money and any size or shape but they must be one item.
No package deals here son.
The catch is she doesn't tell you when you're going to die.
So, /mlp/ , what items do you bring?
And what do you do with your remaining time?
>>26109195
>So, /mlp/ , what items do you bring?
Nothing. I'm dead, after all.
>And what do you do with your remaining time?
Live my life normally, since I have no idea when it will end.
>>26109195
A 1969 dodge charger with a 440 with a hemi, and four tanker ships full of petrol.
I would bring my pikachu shirt my pants my shoes and a blanket as for the unknown amount of time I would have left I would try to live it as normally as possible and watch as much mlp as possible in my dark room
Where is /mlp/ located??
Add your general location in the map.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1723348
>>26108087
Northern spaghettiland, Hickburg.
>>26108087
North west is best west. WA here.
>>26108087
Coahuilafag reporting in
It begins.
