>"Anon, what have you been buying with my Credit Card?"
>>26089467
Certainly not dragon dildos, if that's what you're thinking.
>>26089467
a hundred bathrooms
>>26089467
The souls of the damned
I got a bargain
>"Yeah Anon, that's cool and all.... but you still have a small dick."
>>26089341
Hey! That's a personal attack and you have no prove of that.
2cm isn't not so bad :(
Oh yeah? Well, you like girls you big lesbian.
I'm gonna fucking do it. I'm gonna do it.
>>26088967
Well do it, faggot.
My behind is a beehive. There's a buzz in my backside.
>>26088967
>inb4 wave of DO IT FAGGOT
Might I ask who you are, and why you're gonna off yourself? There's no point in shouting DO IT at a picture of Pinkamena.
The Gregorian Year is 4914. After 2000 years of living in the shadow of Equestria, humanity has finally re-industrialized and is planning to reassert their place as the dominant species of Earth. A young human manages to sneak into Canterlot while the guard are busy protecting the The Equestria Games and tries to assassinate Celestia by firing several pistol rounds into the royal grandstand, and then throwing a phosgene canister into it. Celestia survives, but is in critical condition. The two guards protecting the box's entrance and Prince Blue Blood are killed. War ensues, pitting the mostly agrarian, magic-based society of Equestria against the industrial society of the humans. Who wins?
(cont. description) A human force consisting of fifteen field corps (see WW1 German army organization) advance out of the west and split into three, Army Group North, Army Group South, and Army Group Central. Army Group North lands in just north of Vanhoover, taking the city and regrouping with Army Group Central and advancing east. Army Group South besieged and took Los Pegasus and began advancing through the mountains. Army Group Central makes quick advances eastward, but is halted 20 miles outside of Ponyville. Trench warfare soon breaks out as Equestrian forces are able to mobilize and human forces dig in and solidify their positions. Cloudsdale has also fallen victim to numerous assaults by human air forces. ***Note: Human advances and positions will be shown in red, Equestrian advances and positions will be shown in lime green, front lines will be shown in black*** ***Original map source:http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Equestria***
I'm interested.. bump
Okay /mlp/. I need to fill my reactions folder. Bonus points for best pone.
>>26087959
You hear him, faggots. Appul thread inbound
Ahoy Anonymous!
Didn't you know? I'm the Princess of the Sea in me part time job. It's dark and lonely on the endless blue, say, woud you join us on our patrol?
Oh great. Luna's drunk again
>>26087802
Yeah, alright.SHOO BE DOO, SHOO SHOO BE DOO
who is this demon seaman?
Let's all work togetheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!
RAZZLE DAZZLE
STRONGER THAN BEFORE
Daily reminder that you fap to a show meant for little girls.
>Inb4 I dun't fap to horses
>>26087695
Your point?
>>26087695
and?
WOULD YOU FUCK DEEZ PONE?
>>26087673
Yes.
>>26087673
>Astronaut, struck with sudden inspiration, hijacks return pod to Earth
>Crash lands in busy city street
>Emerges, eyes wild and fully erect
>"DOES ANYONE HERE BREATH AIR? OXYGEN? ANYONE?"
"Yes."
![mane_6_group_vector_by_fehlung-d584pb9[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/oh1nAPf.png "mane 6 group vector by fehlung-d584pb9[1]")
Would wife all, would fuck none.
Who here agrees with me?
>>26087421
>Wife all
>Fuck none
What're you fucking gay?
>>26087421
Enjoy a lifetime of chastity and being cheated on.
Will she ever get her own episode and why has she not already?
>>26087365
>why has she not already?
Because she's fucking useless. If not for her title, she'd be fucking looked down upon. Hell, she can't do jack shit, and Twilight is more gifted than her. It's like comparing someone born into a rich family to someone who worked their entire life and is still middleclass. She's a waste of a fucking Princess and is just a bit less useful than Luna, who doesn't do jack shit aside from invade into dreams.
This bitch's only power is to 'raise' the sun and the moon, big fucking whoop. Twilight can already do nearly everything she can do, and better except for star raising.
This bitch is outshined by her own student, her own student was outshined by another 2nd rate pony who can whoop Twilight 5 ways from sunday(Starlight Glimmer), and Twilight was implied to be just equal with Sunsent Shimmer.
Celestia is a glorified fucking figurehead and a waste of a character. We don't need an episode all about her because her younger sister, be it not as loved as her, is infinitely more cool than she is.
Luna is the type of princess that everyone will love once they meet her. She's the type of princess that doesn't care if you bow down or say "Princess" before her name. Celestia is some old cunt who's only role is to call on younger ponies to do her work for her.
Fucking haste.
>>26087365
What would it be about anyway? It would be too predictable unless there's some super grimdark shit that she keeps to herself.
>>26087435
She's only a waste of a character because she's never had an episode to herself.
Of course it's easy to shitpost about Luna being better because she's had at least 2 episodes centered directly around her and has had a big supporting role in many more. Celestia being a blank slate is not her fault, it's the show's fault. They literally couldn't even fuck up her character if they gave her an episode, seeing as she has none. I'd like them to give it a shot.
drawfag here taking suggestions
pic unrealated
Machinedramon fucking Sunset
>>26087289
Pinkie pie if she was ludwig the accursed
Luigi in Equestria.
What happens?
>>26087123
He invents football.
>>26087171
IT'S A STONE, LUIGI.
YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT.
>>26087123
He still gets overshadowed by his brother Mario.
Has MLP made anyone else communist? I'm starting to look at equality from a completely new lense now.
>>26086568
I want to fuck all of the pones, equally
>>26086605
Even Nyx?
>>26086623
especially nyx
some horses are more equal than others
>"Anon, I would appreciate it if you stopped calling me and my friends 'semen demons'."
Then perhaps you and your friends should stop visiting me in the night and sucking my cock dry.
>>26086560
"I...I can't SEMEN DEMON. It's a curse!"
>"...seriously. Stop"
"You don't understand! I wish I could, but it's not something I could decide! Trust me, SEMEN DEMON!"
>"You sound stupid. Just know this"
"FOR THE LOVE....love of god, trust me! I would never call you 'semen demon' without a specific reason, SEMEN DEMON!"
>"very stupid"
"...n-nor any of your friends! Like SEMEN DEMON! O-or the lovely SEMEN DEMON!"
>"...whatever, I'm out."
>"Whoa, man...Twi looked really pissed."
"...oh shut the fuck up, SEMEN DEMON."
>"..."
"Curse, remember"
>>26086560
Sorry, would you prefer the term Cocksocks? Erection directions? Penis Pianists?
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